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He deserves to get some change back

No he paid 100 million naira

To be a Nigerian woman, you cannot have opinions. She is seen but not heard. What have you got to say? Whatever you have to say is already in the Bible; go and read it.
The Nigerian woman is a peculiar being…
To be a Nigerian woman, you can’t get too angry. You’ll never be able to get rid of that label no matter how many smiles and triumphs follow after that one time you matched a subordinate’s disrespect word-for-word once you got fed up of hearing him say, “I have a wife like you at home, you know!”
From that day forward, you shall shall henceforth be labelled “the angry black woman” who is perpetually embittered with the world. When people hurt you, you are expected to smile, wish God’s love upon their lives and take the whole episode in with warmth and calm. No more.
If you are robbed, raped, accused falsely… if an Ex throws the word “slut” in your face, you cower, you cry, you call him and ask “why?”. You do not throw back the words- “dickhead” and “cunt neophyte”, no! None of that. You pray for him and you walk around quietly so as not to disturb the peace of the earth.
To be a Nigerian woman, you cannot be too ambitious. This would mean that you are avoiding other more important things like having a husband and popping out a few good children. Any ambition beyond that is almost ridiculous and would be met with a lot of nodding heads trying to empathise with your predicament. It is impossible to expect the Nigerian woman to find fulfilment behind a desk when she should be craving the weight of a man on top of her, pummelling her virtue to shape and bestowing her with crystal seeds for the amazing process of reproduction. Any other ambition is secondary to the sex you must have with a husband that must produce smart kids.
Your ambition is a distraction from the food you must cook and matrimonial floors that must be kept clean. Your ambition irritates everyone. People want to see you at the immunisation centre clutching your healthy, almost obese African child with happiness that subdues everything around it; people want to see you with hair-net on by 7.52am cruising with jolly kids as you drive to school. There’s completeness to such women. The ones we find rushing to work by 6am are met with smiles of sympathy; that God be kind and answer her prayer for a husband.
Work does not complete the Nigerian woman. A man does.
Look at Genevieve Nnaji for instance; she needs to get married because, can’t you see, all of her success falls like a pack of cards beside the other-Nigerian-woman with five children, a husband and a big kitchen.
To be a Nigerian woman, you cannot have opinions. She is seen but not heard. What have you got to say? Whatever you have to say is already in the Bible; go and read it.
Can you not read and imagine how upset St. Paul must have been to see women without scarves on their heads or padlocks to their lips? Have you not heard, oh ye stubborn Nigerian women, that your hair is an ugly mess of wool nesting the earth’s dirt? Please cover it up. And while you are at it, close your mouth. If you have anything to say, turn to your right and speak to your husband. If you are unfortunate to have none, please turn to your left and seek the counsel of any man- be it a plumber, a carpenter, an executive, a vulcanizer, a palm-wine tapper, a chief; pour your question into his ears and let him translate your babble to the understanding of the rest of the world.
Save the world from your womanliness.
To be a Nigerian woman, you must desire the approval of every single individual you come across. Their assessment of you is what will determine how much of a woman you are. Like the okada you take every morning. When the Okada man drives like a drunken goat, just stay calm and hold on to his shirt. Inhale the sweat on his back and let him drive you to heights unbelievable. When you alight, with a gentle spirit, tell him to go forth into the world and drive with caution.
You never know where he’d be next- probably at the bar near your house having a drink. One day you’ll walk by, and he’ll see you again. He’ll turn to the man next to him wearing a nice watch, and tell him how much of a Nigerian woman you are- how warm your breast felt behind his back during that rough ride, how smooth the words fell out of your mouth; and your rotund buttocks- how one flesh slapped against the other in rhythmic accord. The next-man-wearing-a-nice-watch will then leave all behind- plates of pepper soup and bottles of Gulder, and follow you into the night with hopes of nuptial bliss.
You don’t believe me? Go and ask Nigerians how they get married; is it not by referrals?
“Ah! That woman is a very calm and godly woman. Yesterday a man fondled her breast and she turned with tears in her eyes and asked, “but why?” and went her way as calm as a dove. Such virtue, I have never seen. She deserves a husband.”
Followed by the Nigerian chorus, “eeeyaaah! Such a godly thing.”
To be a Nigerian woman, you must be able to accept and suck in everything that happens to you.
When your man tells you to leave your job because he thinks corporate women are promiscuous, you accept without question. Well, you can cry a tear and then pray about it; when you are done, you keep your certificate safe in your mother’s wardrobe, return to matrimony and become a fulltime house-madam gaining happy weight.
To be a Nigerian woman, you must fit in. When you walk into the presence of praying mothers, for instance, asking God for a boy child after six girls, you join in prayer. Do not ask stupid questions.
When they tell you to buy Ankara and travel to the village with the “other wives” in the family for the burial of your husband’s fifth cousin’s stepmother’s brother’s cat, you buy that damn Ankara and go bury the cat!
When they instruct you to drink the water used to wash a dead body in the family to confirm your innocence, you do it. Lick the cup and belch with satisfaction.
To be a Nigerian woman, you must find everything away from your wonderful existence a mystery.
“Ha! So Chichi travelled to Dubai and left her husband alone for three days?! Three whole days! Na wa! If he cheats on her, who will blame him?!”
“Ehen! Do you know Bola bought that jewellery without her husband’s consent? Why would she do that?!”
“Wow! Can you see that Esther is driving a bigger car than her husband’s? How arrogant! Shouldn’t she give the man the bigger car and collect the smaller one? There she is driving around feeling cool. Sad!”
You see, I was going to write about the Nigerian Woman, but I ended up talking about the Nigerian Married Woman.
So I have come to this conclusion: the Nigerian Woman is nothing except she be married.
Cheers to all the arguments you wish to have on this subject that interest me…NOT

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BOY: Do you have a Boyfriend?
GIRL: NOPE! I dont want to have a Boyfriend.
BOY: Genesis 2:18 the Lord God said, "it is Not good for the Man to be alone. I will make a Helper suitable for Him."
GIRL: But i dont Love you!
BOY: 1 John 4:8 "who ever does not Love, does Not know God, because God is Love."
GIRL: And how do i know you mean those words?
BOY: Matthew 12:34 "for out of the abundance of the Heart the mouth speaks."
GIRL: but how can i be sure that you are Loyal and Honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and Earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "many women do noble things, but you surpass them all."
GIRL: But what is in me that you Like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "you are All together Beautiful, my Darling there is no flaws in you."
GIRL: But i'm not all that Beatiful..... you are Exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is Deceptive, and Beauty is Fleeting; but a Woman who fears the Lord is to be Praised."
GIRL: and What will happen if i say YES?
BOY: Genesis 2:24 "therefore man shall leave his father and his Mother and Hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one Flesh."
GIRL: How comes you know the Scriptures this much?
BOY: Joshua 1:8 "this Book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and Night, so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it, for then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success."
GIRL: Woow! I can see you really Love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 "oh!, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the Man who takes Refuge in Him."
GIRL: uhmmm! Ok please Give me time to think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 "finally Brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is any worthy of praise, think about these things."
GIRL: Awww!!! I Love you Already!
BOY: Revelations 22:21 "Amen!"

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When I sent the video of the collapsed Synagogue building to a friend of mine who is a military expert, he replied with this report.
Unexplained collapse of a newly built multi-story building at the Synagogue Church Of All Nations In Nigeria. Remarks based on the known data of the case:
Before the collapse of the building, it was recorded that at least four times, there was a crossing of a military airplane. It appears to be a Hercules C-130, which is a military aircraft, not civil.
What was a fighter plane doing midday over a residential area many times (at least 4 times that the camera shows) and, most especially, over the building that collapsed under strange circumstances?
The flight routes of these military aircrafts are scheduled by the appropriate military service and are recorded in the service radars. Therefore, it should be investigated:

(a) The planned flight route of the aircraft that day (12.09.2014), on the basis of the official records of the service and whether it was planned to pass so many times above the particular residential area.

(b) Why and for what purpose is the transit of a military aircraft that hour and even for many times over TB Joshua's building?

It seems completely inexplicable, useless and, therefore, entirely suspect. This is the crossing of a military aircraft on the particular residential area, which is a peaceful Christian area and shows no indication of an outbreak of terrorism, nor has ever attracted the state's interest as a terrorist area.
These types of aircrafts (C-130), which usually fly at low altitudes, because of their design, are capable of carrying a heavy military load of several tonnes and, in particular, heavy armored tanks.
So, they can easily carry:
Sophisticated war machinery, equipped with mechanisms for production of powerful electromagnetic waves, powerful ultrasounds and infrared waves, with the ability to focus on specific targets (buildings, factories, etc...).
They are also capable of causing strong vibrations in buildings, equivalent to bombing, without being perceived by the human eye or with human ears. The focus of the beam on specific targets like buildings, factories, etc…, can cause instability in the balance of the building, resulting in the collapse of the building, either directly or at a later time.
Nobody knows exactly what cargo or equipment (machinery, etc...) was contained within the contents of this aircraft, which no one could see from the outside without entering the interior of the aircraft.
In this case, it is a newly built building.Because it is a newly constructed buiding, it is impossible to suddenly collapse on its own without a strong external interference that would upset the stability of the building, taking into account the fact that on that day, there was no natural earthquake nor a heavy rainfall that could affect the statics of the building or the land on which the building rests. This, both common sense and Engineering Science, requires us to accept.
The only remaining plausible explanation of the sudden collapse of the new building is the intervention of powerful forces, invisible to the human eye, caused by modern (obviously) war machines equipped with mechanisms for producing extremely powerful beams of electromagnetic waves and very strong ultrasonic and infrared waves, equivalent to bombardment, which apparently caused the collapse of the new building.
Finally, the date of the collapse of the building (September 12) refers by definition to a similar collapse of the multi-storey buildings (World Trade Center) which was a symbol of the United States on September 11, in the USA, by Muslim extremists.
It is therefore a logical connection of a similar terrorist event at the symbol of Christianity in Nigeria, which is The Synagogue Church of All Nations, led by Prophet T.B. Joshua

I stumbled upon these facts online this morning so I decided to share,though I don't tend to agree with all

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Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

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Any friendship that exceeds the 7 year mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.

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You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.

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A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.

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Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.

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A person is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you.

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No matter what you're going through, music is always there for you.

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75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.

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Everyone has a song in their playlist which they always skip, but never delete.

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People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q.

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If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.

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Your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once!

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Coca-Cola says only two people alive know the Coca-Cola 'recipe', and they aren't allowed to travel on the same plane in case it crashes.

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Over thinking can cause physical and mental fatigue, it may also lead to chronic depression.

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Ironically, sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the one's who really want to.

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Psychology says, the best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.

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Only the female mosquito bites, the male does not.

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According to old myths, the inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone's dream

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Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on a woman's face than makeup.

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A 99 year old man divorced his 96 year old wife after having been married for 77 years because he discovered an affair she had in the 1940's

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Lack of sleep makes it difficult to control emotions which is why people are more likely to cry or laugh uncontrollably at night.

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Jack Daniel’s last spoken words before he died were “One last drink, please.”

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Bob Marley's last words to his son, Ziggy were "Money can't buy life."

I don't watch the show anyway, so I don't know what the op is talking about

Op with ur post,u proved: its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of needle than to enter the kingdom of GOD

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