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NAIRALAND MONITORING SPIRITS

If you like agree or disagree everyone is entitled to their own opinion and just because i said 99 facts don't expect 1-99

1. Guys Prefer Neat And Presentable Girls.

2. Guys Love Flirts.

3. A Guy Can Like You For A Minute, And Then Forget You Afterwards.

4. When A Guy Says He Doesn’t Understand You, It Simply Means You’re Not Thinking The Way He Is.

5. “Are You Doing Something?” Or “Have You Eaten Already?” Are The First Usual Questions A Guy Asks On The Phone Just To Get Out From Stammering.

6. Guys May Be Flirting Around All Day But Before They Go To Sleep, They Always Think About The Girl They Truly Care About.

7. When A Guy Really Likes You, He’ll Disregard All Your Bad Characteristics.

8. Guys Love A Girl’s Smile.

9. Guys Will Do Anything Just To Get The Girl’s Attention.

10. Guys Hate It When You Talk About Your Ex-Boyfriend.

11. When Guys Want To Meet Your Parents. Let Them.

12. Guys Want To Tell You Many Things But They Can’t. And They Sure Have One Habit To Gain Courage And Spirit To Tell You Many Things And It Is Drinking!

13. Guys Cry!!!!!!!!

14. Don’t Provoke The Guy To Heat Up. Believe Me. He Will.

15. Guys Can Never Dream And Hope Too Much.

16. Guys Usually Try Hard To Get The Girl Who Has Dumped Them, And This Makes It Harder For Them To Accept Their Defeat.

17. When You Touch A Guy’s Heart, There’s No Turning Back.

18. Giving A Guy A Hanging Message Like “You Know What?!..Uh…Never Mind!” Would Make Him Jump To A Conclusion That Is Far From What You Are Thinking.

19. Guys Love It When Girls Touch Their Hands.

20. Guys Are Good Flatterers When Courting But They Usually Stammer When They Talk To A Girl They Really Like.

21. When A Guy Makes A Prolonged “Umm” Or Makes Any Excuses When You’re Asking Him To Do You A Favor, He’s Actually Saying That He Doesn’t Like You And He Can’t Lay Down The Card For You.

22. When A Girl Says “No”, A Guy Hears It As “Try Again Tomorrow.”

23. You Have To Tell A Guy What You Really Want Before He Gets The Message Clearly.

24. Guy Finds Ways To Keep You Off From Linking With Someone Else

25. Guys Love Their Moms.

26. A Guy Would Sacrifice His Money For Lunch Just To Get You A Couple Of Roses.

27. A Guy Often Thinks About The Girl Who Likes Him. But This Doesn’t Mean That The Guy Likes Her.

28. You Can Never Understand Him Unless You Listen To Him.

29. If A Guy Tells You He Loves You Once In A Lifetime. He Does.

30. Beware. Guys Can Make Gossips Scatter Through Half Of The Face Of The Earth Faster Than Girls Can.

31. Like Eve, Girls Are Guys EUR™ Weaknesses.

32. Guys Are Very Open About Themselves.

33. It’s Good To Test A Guy First Before You Believe Him. But Don’t Let Him Wait That Long.

34. No Guy Is Bad When He Is Courting.

35. Guys Hate It When Their Clothes Get Dirty. Even A Small Dot.

36. Guys Really Admire Girls That They Like Even If They’re Not That Much Pretty.

37. Your Best Friend, Whom Your Boyfriend Seeks Help From About His Problems With You May End Up Being Admired By Your Boyfriend.

38. If A Guy Tells You About His Problems, He Just Needs Someone To Listen To Him. You Don’t Need To Give Advice.

39. A Usual Act That Proves That The Guy Likes You Is When He Teases You.

40. Shopping Is NOT A Sport. And No, We Are Never Going To Think Of It That Way.

41. Guys Love Girls With Brains More Than Girls In Miniskirts.

42. Guys Try To Find The Stuffed Toy A Girl Wants But Would Unluckily Get The Wrong One.

43. Guys Virtually Brag About Anything.

44. Guys Cannot Keep Secrets That Girls Tell

chlowi:
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yes it does

The Haters University just awarded her a PHD (pull her down) degree... So sad, that blog made and taught me half of what I apply in my business today

This is the story of my life: I am not a loose woman. I am just a woman who loves her husband very much and didn’t want to lose him. I just did what I had to do to save my marriage even though I feel guilty sometimes. It was not easy but I slept with my driver so that I could give my husband a child, but instead, God gave me twins, a boy and a girl.

I was married to Philip for eight years. We had no child. “The worst was that I never got pregnant even for a day.” His mother became so impatient that she started breathing down my neck as she gave me no breathing space at all. She moved in to live with us and practically made my life unbearable – in my matrimonial home.

I cannot drink water and drop the cup because she must insult me. It got to a point that she stopped eating my food because, according to her, I should be feeding my children so that they would grow healthy and stronger and not her. “Monica, if you had children, you are supposed to be feeding them with all these food so that they would grow healthy and strong. I am getting old so I don’t need all these nonsense you call food. Take them away and give me grandchildren,” she would scream.
Even after she had left, I could still hear those insults in my head so I decided to take a bold step – I seduced and slept with our driver...

Before then, my mother-in-law also stopped talking to me, however, the only time she talks to me is when she wants to insult me and remind me of how less a woman I was.

Philip and I love each other so much that he stood by me despite all his mother did or said to frustrate me to leave him. We visited different specialists and they all certified us medically alright. I have visited churches, held vigils and even fasted for days, drank various concoctions of varied colours and combinations all in the name of getting pregnant so that my mother-in-law can stop humiliating me yet I couldn’t get pregnant.

At a point, I stopped coming out of my bedroom because it was obvious my mother-in-law had vowed to frustrate me out of her son’s home. Most times, I just stayed in my bedroom and either cries, pray, think and then sleep off because I was scared of his mother confronting me. To make things worse, she sent away the house help because she said, “You don’t need any house help because there are no children to take care of. Take care of your house yourself and stop wasting my son’s hard earned money.”

It was just the three of us living at home, “God, I was always so terrified even when I hear her voice from a distance.” It is so agonizing to say this but my husband usually pleads with me to come out of the room and this makes him feel so sad especially those times I refuse because I don’t want to come face-to-face with his mother. When her troubles became too unbearable, Philip practically threw her out of the house just to make me feel safe and comfortable in my own home.

Okon is a young man in his late 20’s. He is a graduate of Mechanical Engineering but because he could not get a good paying job, he opted to become a driver. I promised to get him a good job if he sleeps with me just once but I never disclosed the reason for this. However, Okon thought I just wanted to cheat on my husband with him. I planned it during my ovulation so that I could get pregnant, although it was not easy sleeping with another man. I knew I was betraying my husband but I saw it as a necessary action. After a month, I discovered that I was pregnant. So, as promised I got a job for Okon in a friend’s company where he started earning almost N150,000 per month. When I told Philip that I was pregnant, he was so excited. “Sweetheart, God has finally answered our prayers. I am pregnant,” I revealed.

When I was five months pregnant, he informed his mother and she immediately returned to the house. She pampered me like a baby and also took good care of me. I never wanted to do any scan but my mother-in-law insisted. When I finally did the scan, it showed I was pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl. My mother- in-law and husband were extremely happy while I felt much fulfilled. “God thank you for compensating me with a set of twins after eight years of barrenness,” I muttered.

Read the concluding part @ http://www.bubblews.com/news/6204632-confessions-i-slept-with-my-driver-just-to-have-kids-for-my-husband

My dear young Nigerian, please permit me to write you a letter and snatch some precious moments of your time.
We could have had a talk over lunch but you see, you are surrounded by distractions; there’d probably be an Olamide video on a flat-screen eating up the words I want ingrained in your heart; our phones may be buzzing- yours with Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”, mine with a Maroon 5 ringtone; an interesting figure might walk into the restaurant with a napkin covering her butt or pink skinny jeans crushing tiny phalluses. It’s called fashion and it’s all in your face. You would get too excited with all that is happening around you and miss the point.
So here’s a letter, no distractions whatsoever; find a quiet moment and read through. I really hope you get to read because as I hear, the last time you flipped through anything other than your Malaysian weave was for your JAMB exams, and that was three years ago. You’ve never read a newspaper, you’ve never read a John Grisham book or a Jude Dibia fiction. Have you come across a James Hadley Chase series or picked up a copy of Vanity Fair? Do you follow the magic career of Chimamanda? Do you visit sites like New York times? Do you know who Sheryl Sandberg is? Have you read her book? Have you read the story of Singapore? Do you understand Christopher Nolan’s movie, Inception?
Your life is roped in anxiety, common knots that ensure you fit in perfectly into a system with very little options. Society isn’t giving you much to dream about.
To be a young adult in a country-like-Nigeria means you might need to try harder than the average person. Nothing is handed to you, not even kindergarten education. Ask your parents the ‘bastard money’ they had to spend to see you through 1-2-3 and A-B-C; if we had a government with half the conscience of Satan himself, we would have functional public schools and parents wouldn’t have to sell their souls to give you a primary education. Soon you’ll discover you’ll have to fight for everything you want- break doors, scream for attention, and spend expensively on cheap services and goods.
The sad truth is, if you fight hard enough you can get a good job later on in life and live somewhere on the upper-middle crust of importance where you can have three cute kids and a wife/husband. That’s the kind of phenomenal success we record. In other climes, you work hard enough, you get a seat in Silicon Valley and become a part of the gods who create new technology every day; you may become the COO of Facebook or a partner at Twitter or CEO of some new program set to cause culinary satisfaction without the need to eat; so you get filled without food and thus never get fat- all of this just at the click of some device. Cool, yeah? The possibilities are endless over there.
But not in your country, no they are not. This country-called-Nigeria cannot produce gods because it has refused to invest in YOU- the inquisitive child. Your inquisitiveness is being quenched by music, movies and comedy. Not bad, not bad at all; but is that all the options you should have as a young person?
You are afraid to become a lawyer; your uncle finished law school over ten years ago and he still treks to work, stands at court houses trying to get his next meal, cutting deals like some desperate tout with a ridiculous dirty wig on his head- the dirtiest thing you have ever seen. If he sits in an office, they pay him N40,000! A man, with three children and a wife, who slaved through school to become a qualified lawyer!
You don’t think of medical school either. Your auntie’s husband is a doctor and they still live in a rented apartment in a small neighbourhood. He drives a tiny car that coughs and spits and dies every other morning. Your older sister left a Pharmacist to marry a Deejay. A pharmacist spends seven years and comes out broke, the deejay trains for three months and with the right connection joins a thriving music label and begins to travel business class to London to host gigs; earns big and flashes Rolexes and Pathfinders on Instagram. A celebrity of sorts, he puts a diamond wedding ring on your sister’s finger and shares yet again on Instagram. He doesn’t forget to state the top jeweller that cut the rock into wedding magnificence. So is it fair to encourage you to be something that looks good only on paper? That is the disaster of being African; that is the shame of living in a country-called-Nigeria.
I know at the back of your mind you’d rather be some video vixen with bright skin and big bosoms rolling on Psquare’s crotch. This is your reality; very little options are placed before you anyways; so how can I blame you? You are only a teenager enraptured by the shiny things in front of her.
When you listen to music, you will be attacked by a lot of lust that needs gratification; you’d listen to troubled relationships and baby mamas; you’ll hear the male voice asking for some “sugar”, sonorously requesting that she takes his large chunk of manhood from behind (forget that it’s really just as thin as a pencil sharpened half-way). You’ll listen as a female voice flaunts her booty in the face of another woman’s man. You’ll see all the intimate bargain on your TV; music videos preaching body-parts, all night partying, alcohol that leaves you numb and foolish, one night sex; all glorified pieces of debauchery displayed for your endless enjoyment. Before noon, music stations already have raunchy scenes of promiscuity littered all over your screen. Birthday parties have kids dancing to “love me with the right money” “touch me on my center of gravity”, like the dance of death, slowly eating at your virtue until there’s nothing left.
Virtue; what does that even mean? Do you know?
All of the twerking you are trying to perfect and the quick sex for relevance you are emulating are pain relievers for bigger issues- bigger issues like the strike you have had to endure for six months. Universities strike and the government shows no interest in what its young leaders are up to for six whole months. They are at meetings defending sums like N18,000 minimum wage for teachers, while some of them have over N500m in private accounts. They are siphoning the crude oil from the national can to their private bowls and tanks. It benefits them and their children who live and school abroad; you and the rest of us are left to lick the bottom of the can for a taste of anything remotely decent.
You believe it is only normal for politicians to be corrupt, to have no shame, to be rash and rich and despicable. These things are signed off with: “it’s politics” and it makes it ok. An uncle dies on his way to Enugu because of bad roads; schools are glorified prison cells with decaying walls and lecturers would rather be having sex with some of you and drinking with the rest of you instead of worrying about advancing knowledge. These are all consequences of corrupt politics; but you are not taught that way; you are not taught to hold these people accountable for your lack of options; what you are taught is to pray your father, brother, cousin gets into politics and gets to grab some of the fat national cake that will affect your kindred!
Mediocrity is excused with a wave of the hand. You are not reading, you are not evolving; these things begin to look ok to you; you just want to be successful like D’banj- the koko master, with his hand in a fist signifying the gift of a large sex organ.
Sigh!
This position you are in is dangerous. You do not have the full picture of the depravity that life is made of; and for most parents trying to protect their ward, religion is the only option they can latch on to.
When your take-me-from-behind music fuses with booty-shaking videos, and your just-make-money-regardless lifestyle meets with Religion, my dear one, you are finished!
Religion first makes no demands. It only wants your heart, like love, it wants you to believe in something. That sounds easy and straight, no?
Then it begins to demand your time- be available to share your new belief with other believers.
It’ll follow up by demanding your head to complement your heart which it already possesses. So it seizes your brain, then it chains your conscience. At this point, it starts to tell you what to do- how to spend your money, who to associate with, what to eat, what to think, how to live.

http://www.bubblews.com/news/7510947-letter-to-a-young-nigerian

People who love me will cry, people who never wished me well, will yet feel bad, my pictures will be used on Facebook, BBM,Whatsapp and Twitter, there will be thousands of comments on them from people who knew me and from people who really wished they came in contact with me. There will be no more status update, no more broadcast, Dp will not be changing again. You will call my phone and I will never pick up,drop thousands of text that will be unread, then there will no longer be me. If you loved me, how would you feel that day? If you hated me, how would you feel? If I had beg for help from you, and you turned me down, tell me, how you gonna feel? If we had unsettled dispute, what would you be crying for? Looking at the happenings in the world, I think we should live right &be right, love, care and support one another.We all got no duplicate. Make peace always,because you never know when your last "goodbye" will be. PLEASE HAVE A RETHINK! ... MAY WE ALL LIVE LONG AND NOT DIE
UNTIMELY.

http://www.bubblews.com/news/5975506-the-day-i-will-be-no-more

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MrCork:
...brother...no offense again to u picture profile but u look like someone on hunger strike...please use the moiney to by bread or somtin (no offense again)

when will stop hiding for fear of deportation or u haven't saved up enough from begging

....

In the year 2002 nokia 3310 was N75k with N40k econet sim card, ... but today its N700 and the sim is free..
In 2003 samsung c100 was N48k and I must recharge with at least N1500 airtime every... two weeks or else my sim will be blocked. today its N800 and I dont even need to recharge to retain my sim
{customers are needed}...
In 2004 sendo x with camera and 16mb memory card {one of the cheapest mp3 enabled phoneback den}was N39k ntoday its free...
In 2006 sagem my v55 was N30k today
its going for N300...
In 2008 nko blackberry bold 2 was N135k,
today blackberry is no more producing new
bold 2... so London used na N15k.. U can
get 9ja used for N6k...
So my DEAR readers and friend, if u neva
dey use blackberry porch, htc smart phones,
android, ipad, iphone, playbook or nokia
808, pls, dnt worry.
Just wait and see, coz before 2015 our
children will be using them as
toys....*smiles # be Patient.
Dis makes me wonder why sum girls go crazy simply coz of material tins. U want a bold 5, U want brazilian hair, U want LV bag, but remember, Beatles was d richest car in 1980'z.....THINK!!!
See d kinda of depreciation it experienced
within short period.
BEAUTY FADES! WEALTH can also be ERASED.
Just work hard, Hav a good character and
Be loyal
# what is the moral lesson ??

Looking for my johnny

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Ebola

Village school girls

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izsmike: nice poem @ op......... u copied it from whr?

another tough questions for the gods

MrCork: ...u said u took someone girlfriend with that kinda face & shirt,abi.....brother,be nice to me and i will gladly send u £12 to buy a proper suit ther in Nigeria. (no offense)

wanderer be seeking attention, and I will kindly send you 50 naira to feed yourself #IgotUrback

MrCork: ...franka,please chill out....i waz not rude to u. Bro i simply asked if u work as a mechanic coz u loooookit...i lie?...bro, u seen yor face?

at least is still better than begging on the streets of london

naijaboiy: Hahahaha

Only if you made sense

Please who are you again

question for the gods

naijaboiy: And he thinks he has made sense

and he has proved he is the crowned king of stupidity

MrCork: ....bro...no offense to yor picture profile but seriously..a gyal said yes to u wit Tha kinda face?.....r u a mechanic by any chance?

DO foolZ still reside in london? Queen Elizabeth must hear this

Lame minded niggaZ be commenting so much about friendzone... Probably a whole bunch of them are victims or their chicken brains can't decipher the post

If I get my way I for don marry one tey tey... They are one of the best ,caring and understanding people to get married to

*While you were ignoring her on whatsapp. I was giving her attention.
* While you were out with your friends I was with her.
* While you couldn't take her calls I phoned her.
* While you were busy I was giving her all of my time
* While you were not available i was her shoulder to Lean on
* If you want to know how i took her it was like taking a candy from a baby.
* While you were never there for her I offered to spend some tıme wıth her..
* While you slept without sending her a text I wrote her a poem telling her how beautiful she is.
* The more i made her smile the more i won her heart.
* The more I gave her joy the more useless you became to her.
*she didn't cheat on you. she got tired of you.
* If you must know you lost an angel and I found her on the way home
*She tried to phone you to give you one last chance but as usual you never listen so she gave me what was yours
* If you want to know how I got your
girlfriend
* I learned to listen to her
*I learned that smaller things makes one happy
* Most of all I learned to love her the way she wanted to be loved.
* Never Take Anything Or Anyone For
Granted, Because That Someone you taking for granted Somebody ıs praying to be wıth What Still Stands Is That Someday Someone wıll Look at that person Like they are The Best Thing In The World.
AGREE OR DISAGREE?

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