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Princecalm:
do you watch Denmark National League?

Infact I watch Cuba league.

nerodenero:
UCL in the last 5years :
2011-Barcelona
2014-Real Madrid and
2015-might be Barcelona again or?
Which league has this record in the last 5 years?

That is your own opinion,the way goals are been scored in la liga can't happen in EPL.

Princecalm:
am not a fan of Laliga but how many European leagues do you watch?

I watch serie,eredivise,french league,just to mention a few.

Just expressing my mind,la liga is the worst league in europe full of weak club team,with the ways goals are been scored this season,share your own thought pals.

UnknownT:
What will they charge the friend against? This one police is trailing him

pu**y cat don dey cause wahala since king solomon era.

Costica Maloreanu, 55, said he's "devastated"
after he went to a Romanian hospital for a kidney
operation and ended up having his penis
chopped off.
A "devastated" ex-soldier from Romania is suing
a hospital after he went in for a kidney
operation and had his penis cut off instead.
Costica Maroleanu, 55, said County Hospital in
eastern Romania removed his manhood after a
nurse improperly inserted a catheter, causing a
severe infection.
"It was totally cut off," Maroleanu told reporters,
according to the Inquisitr. "Now I urinate
through an orifice that doctors made between
my anus and my testicles. I urinate just like a
woman. I'm devastated."
The patient, who had kidney failure, said his
penis became "red and infected" after the
successful kidney surgery — performed by Dr.
Lurie Ciochina — because of the incorrect
catheter fitting.
He was moved to intensive care and then to the
hospital's nephrology department, where he
stayed for 10 days, according to Central
European News. He was later transferred to
Bucharest Military Hospital.Dr. Lurie Ciochina performed the successful
kidney surgery at County Hospital in eastern
Romania.
By then, his penis had turned black and became
highly infectious, a hospital spokesperson told
the Inquisitr.
"The foreskin was stripped away completely, and
most of the cells in the organ were dead," the
hospital said. "It was recommended to remove
the necrotic elements, meaning amputation."
Maroleanu is now seeking $600,000 from the
hospital in a malpractice suit.
"If they hadn't botched things up at the
beginning this wouldn't have happened," he told
CEN.

Holyfield1:
Pls I'm new to nairaland....can anyone teach me how to post on nairaland?

you on your own...TEAM#OYO#

So it’s pretty obvious that there’s a bit of bad blood festering
amongst the Okoye brothers whether we like it or not. We’re
not trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill, but you must
admit even brothers are susceptible to misunderstandings
every once in a while.
Let’s leave the past where it belongs… in the past, and talk
about the now. Recently, news surfaced that Peter, the P-
Square twin with the crew-cut was in the process of
constructing a bottling and factory somewhere in Lagos
(which if true, is fantastic news). Also, Paul, the dread-locked
twin went on Instagram to share a BTS of his “best 40 P-
Square songs” and the brains behind each song’s success.
Now you’ll agree with me that this isn’t such a bad thing,
until you see his captions for the posts;Now, I don’t think Paul was up to anything mischievous,
however P-Square fans took the matter personal and some
were of the opinion that Paul was trying to take all the shine
and make Peter appear untalented (I’m sure this wasn’t his
intention). Anyway, as we await Paul’s remaining Instagram
posts and observe his fan’s reaction, here are 4 reasons why
we must remind the Okoye brothers to stick together.1. Bond of Brotherhood
Doesn’t this just remind you of the lines to MI’s song
Brother, where Nosa sang on the hook…
“I no fit climb this mountain on my own, I no fit reach
the top if I go on my own, I no fit finish up unless you
come along, I need you my brother… This life no bi
Hollywood, if I offend you paddy mi ma binu, shebi
when you fall na me go carry you, you need me too my
brother”
Need I say more? Moreso, they’re not just brothers, they are
twins! Two halves of an egg or something (sorry I didn’t pay
attention during biology). Blood as they say is thicker than
water and by the Chinese concept of Taoism – Yin/Yang –
they’re two halves that in togetherness complete their
wholeness. The need to stand as one because one can’t thrive
without the other. It is common knowledge that they both
have unique gifts but it just won’t be the same if one person
has to do what two can do with less stress. As much as Paul
can write beautiful songs, and Peter still has the hot bod with
killer moves, neither would have gotten as far as they are
today if they didn’t think to join forces.
2. The Hits
PSquare – not Peter, not Paul – PSquare, have been able to
churn out a steady stream of hits from Story to Bizzy Body,
Senorita to Do Me, Alingo, Personally up till Collabo. We
the fans have danced and sang until our voices became hoarse
to the brothers and what they represented. Now we do not
really want to know who wrote the song, or who
choreographed what. It’s not that we don’t appreciate each
one’s input, we just want the total package you both serve.
Having a chain of hits only means they would be in hot
demand and as such, they are in the caliber of artistes like
2face, Asa and D’Banj who have grossed millions from
countless music tours and sold out shows all over Africa and
out. So why would they want to stop now?
3. The Albums
As the industry progresses, you can be sure that P-Square are
ever ready to evolve with the change and embrace new trends.
This has become a strong feat that has been evidenced in their
track record of six albums to date – each one containing at
least 5 hits from an average number of 12 songs. Believe it
(or not), that’s very impressive especially when you come
from an industry like ours where the competition is very
healthy but quite tough and at the same time stifling. P-Square
have not only pulled through but they’ve also held sway.
They’re their own order of artistes often presenting their
musical takes, style and flavour in all their records. I bet you
don’t want to know what happens if they’ll have to go.
4. The Industry
Let me clarify. The industry certainly depends on P-Square. I
mean, what’s a Nigerian music industry without them? Is it
their songs? Oh, their videos perhaps? It’s just a P-Square
thing infact! Every of the industry’s big act unofficially forms
a major backbone of this music movement that has been built
from time immemorial. P-Square in their fashion has
commandeered an army of fans who would suffer should they
think to entertain rash decisions leading to a split. Are they
aware the number of artistes they inspire? Or the one’s who
still look up to them by tailoring their own success after
theirs? Would it interest them to know they’re the longest
standing group (of the millennial era though) who are still
kicking ass at their craft? ( Not forgetting Skuki)
All good things definitely come to an end but a split doesn’t
make our good list. Besides, for two guys who attained this
order of fame and have excelled for long while at it, I can’t
think of anything at this point that poses a serious threat to
breaking them up. The same way they overcame storms and
tests of the past is the very way they can get ahead of those in
the future – and that is by sticking it out – with each other.
It’ll be very unfair and heartbreaking (for some) if Nigeria has
to lose it’s utterly famous twins. Oh look, that’s another
reason there!

Nikki got her fans talking when she revealed the
shocking news. Nikki said she and her hubby
married as virgins and both of them had never
had sex before marriage.
Nikki opened up to Punch on her relationship and
marriage life in a recent interview.
In her words;
“My husband was not surprised that I was a virgin
when we got married because he was also a
virgin. Even though I was a virgin when I got
married, I had equipped myself with information
on sex education. I preach to Christian ladies that
they should not think that because they are
virgins, they should not find out how to get things
done because when they get there, they have
work to do. It has been fun and an adventure for
us because we are finding out things about
ourselves.”
“I decided to remain a virgin till I got married. I
did not just want to be jumping from one man to
another. It is often said that once you pop the
cherry, you can’t stop and I did not want to deal
with sexual issues while I was dealing with my life
and education. I also did not want to get
pregnant, so I told God to help me. I was tempted
a lot but I was blessed to have wonderful
relationships whereby the men respected my
decision and even helped me to keep my
promise. My husband also told me that he kept
himself for a special woman. The truth is that now
that I am having a lot of sex, I have come to
realize that it is very emotional and it should be
done with someone you will love to see the next day.

Wooooo can't believe it I make front page,run to mama basira order for baby oku.

It’s either Chika is messing with Stella Dimoko
Korkus…or they are both just messing with the
rest of us. Chika is the gay Nigerian who lives in
Germany and is married to German Mark
Schwartz.
The interview between Chika and Stella was in
Encomium mag last week.
Chika: I’ve been having some strange feelings
inside me
Stella: How?
Chika: Waking up late, sleeping early. My waist is
at times hurting me and I keep spitting and
almost vomiting. As I am talking with you now, I
am running a temperature, and the worst is my
legs are heavy as if its swollen. I am not just
myself as I always have fainting spells and I
don’t know what to do.
Stella: What you are describing is like pregnancy
symptoms but you are a man so how can you
be pregnant?
Chika: I don’t know o my sister. I am afraid I
don’t want that because I have had it once and
it was taken out and now again, after a year and
some months, it’s back again.
Stella: You were pregnant before?
Chika: Yes. Please pray for me. Before such has
happened but not the same feeling like now.
Then I was three weeks pregnant.
Stella: How is it possible? You have a womb?
Chika: The doctors say I have a womb but tiny,
that it is not going to happen again. I have a
womb but how can I give birth when I have only
a penis?
Stella: So how did the doctor abort your last
pregnancy?
Chika: The doctor cut my tummy open from
under my navel down the last time. Let me rest
now please, you are making me panic. I don’t
want anything to happen to me, I don’t want to
die.This is really cracking me up…Could it really be
true?

Fans of A.P.C members posted this as a means of mocking the out going president.

[quote author=mowah post=32096611]Well. when it comes to beautiful girls. well Nigerian universities definitely don't lack. well here I present to you all the top 10 Nigerian universities with the hottest babes.
1. University of Lagos ( no doubt about that)
2. University of Benin
3. University of Calabar ( lot of calabar and aka ibom chicks)
4. University of Nigeria Nsukka
5. University of Port Harcourt
6. Obafemi Awolowo University
7. Yaba college of technology (forgive me its not a uni but I must what about noun university alot of chick u find around.

The news confirm now two people shot dead now in Ado Ekiti,one shot dead in Ikere Ekiti in the ongoing presidential election.
Our people will never listen despite plead on the social networks,newspaper,t.v news just to vote not fight.

ipunchbitches:
Iyanma olorunmaje eat insect ke

you can lie.

lagmostkuit:
The same way guys look @ a girl wearing skirt dat wants to come down from okada!

am one i will purpose stand still to see if naa white or dudu.

Tiv u stole my thread.

Oscar Pistorius's lawyers have failed to block
prosecutors' appeal against his acquittal of
murdering girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.
The six-time Paralympic champion is currently in
prison serving a five-year sentence for killing his
girlfriend at his home in Pretoria, South Africa in
the early hours of Valentines Day in 2013.
The 28-year-old was cleared of murder last year,
but was found guilty of culpable homicide
(manslaughter) when he shot dead Steenkamp
through a toilet door.
Prosecutors intend to appeal against the
conviction, and today Judge Thokozile Masipa
ruled in the Johannesburg High Court that the
application by Pistorius's lawyers be rejected.
According to BBC News, Masipa said: "In my view,
to entertain this application will be tantamount to
reviewing my own decision. For one thing there is
really nothing new in the submissions by council
for the applicant."
Pistorius denied murder during the trial by
claiming that he mistook Steenkamp for an
intruder when he fired four gunshots.
Pistorius 'furious about
appeal.

WWE is reportedly planning to keep The
Undertaker off television until WrestleMania 31
later this month.
The 'Dead Man' has not been seen on TV since his
unbeaten 'Mania Streak was ended by Brock
Lesnar last year, but the long-serving 'Taker is
scheduled to clash with Bray Wyatt at the
company's flagship event on March 29.
However, according to PWMania, WWE won't have
Undertaker appear on Monday Night Raw or
SmackDown in the run-up to the pay-per-view, in
an attempt to build anticipation towards the
legend's return.
After last year's loss to Lesnar, Undertaker's
WrestleMania record stands at 21-1.

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2face, Tiwa Savage, Wizkid, Kate Henshaw.
The only constant thing in life is change. This is
even more undeniable when we consider the
effects of the changes that aging brings to the
human physique, body and looks.
Beauty is fleeting; it’s just the way we’re wired as
humans. Yet, some people are quite obsessed
with the way they look regardless of this fact. Not
to worry though. For such folks, the perfect way
to know how you will look when you’re aged is an
app to edit images called Oldify.
Designed to do exactly what it’s called – make you
look older, Oldify works wonders when applied.
How does it work? Simply choose a picture or take
a new one with the app. Select your preferred age
– between 20 years to 100 years, and the app will
age your face. It’s that simple…you can actually
take a peep into your future and see what the
much older you will look like.
In light of this, NET presents a sneak preview into
what your favourite Nigerian entertainment idols
will look like in the next 40 years. Does your
favourite celebrity crush still have the looks to
turn you on like they do presently? Well, we’ll let
you see and decide.

(Ikechukwu released the video but Olamide is not
in the video. Photo: YouTube/GBTH/NET)
Ikechukwu has released the video of his Mr
Walz-produced track, ‘Ololo’ featuring Olamide.
But what we noticed is that the YBNL boss is
missing from the song released in November
2014.
The rapper might have left his fans disappointed
with the move as the ‘Awon goons mi’ rapper is
nowhere to be found in the video directed by
Mattmax but we believe he must have an
explanation for it.
Watch the video below…

otipoju:
Is he God?..

I wonder man no b God.

Try and appreciate better thing bro.

On this episode of #FactsOnly, Osagie Alonge
shares his views on Wande Coal’s career about
the things he has done which he shouldn’t.
He feels Wande’s career could possibly be over.
Do you agree?
Share your thoughts below
DOWNLOAD VIDEO.

Moment’s like these remind me of one of the
lines in Wizkid’s songs where he sings… “boy
wey come from ghetto make am!”
YBNL signee and budding superstar, Lil Kesh
joins the category of celebrities pushing a
torque-packing Range Rover SUV. He took to his
Instagram page to share the good news with his
fans and followers captioning the photo as thus:
“Goan call aunty sidi sidi tell her to coman
see this see this. #Gbese #confamNi#baddest.
Since the cataclysmic success of his Shoki hit
that has gone on to becoming a global
sensation, he’s released a new single titled
Gbese that is garnering pace on the airwaves.
We’re especially delighted that he’s reaping the
dividend of his hard toil.

The apc presidential candidate was spotted in london general buhari with chelsea and nigeria midfielder mikel obi.Both catching there fun with a glass of champagne.

Mtchew.