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Ilekeh:
Which part of Lagos? Ajagunle? Or Lagos market?


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Ilekeh:
[s]Yorubas must validate Igbos existence before igbos feel a sense of "self".

And be more specific, he was talking about Anambra state. So if it's like Lagos, why do Igbos troop to Yorubaland?

Ans why do your houses look run-down anytime someone post pictures of Igboland? Just asking ni o[/s]

Of course, I won’t deny there were old houses too and all that but driving through the state, I really didn’t see much difference with Lagos. It didn’t feel different at all. I really don’t know what I was expecting to see to be honest. But I was surprised at it all.

God bless you both.

Now to the 10 things I learnt on this my trip to Anambra and I’ll try to make this as brief as possible:

1) NOLLYWOOD LIED

If you’ve seen so many of these Nollywood movies, you’d be forgiven for thinking there were more huts than edifices in the East. Of course, I won’t deny there were old houses too and all that but driving through the state, I really didn’t see much difference with Lagos. It didn’t feel different at all. I really don’t know what I was expecting to see to be honest. But I was surprised at it all.

2) ASABA BRIDGE IS A FRAUD

Maybe I won’t have added this if I didn’t see a lot of wide-scale propaganda during the last election but come on, that bridge is a nightmare. Now I know why folks spend hours there. Folks are still waiting for a new and wider bridge. They just sprayed that bridge with a silver polish to score cheap political points. You need to see it to get what I’m saying.

3) THE IBOS ARE SHARP

Let me paint this scenario. There’s been a mad-ass fuel scarcity in the Nation. So we had no choice but to queue up at a filling station in Ore to buy fuel. We couldn’t get fuel up till that point. So there was this ibo passenger in a bus that arrived before us. He read the situation and what did he do? He went to buy a ’50ltr keg’ and buys fuel in it is what he did! Got it for 10,000 Naira and he said he’ll take it to the East to sell it at a black market rate of 25,000 Naira minimum.
At the traditional wedding I attended, some ladies went around sharing eggs and sweets in foil paper around in exchange for money. Drop a good currency, you get the “big one,” drop lower currencies, you get the smaller ones. You won’t know what you paid for till you unwrap and they’re gone, of course.

Need I say more?

4) IBO CULTURE IS RICH… SO IS THEIR FOOD

Forgive me that I didn’t pay attention to all the cultural aspect because they were everywhere around me. I even accepted the kolanut! See me instructing guys around me not to reject the kola like I’m some kind of Ibo culture veteran. I actually ate the kolanut o! Don’t mess with me. The music, the ceremony etc. It was all interesting. You need to attend a traditional wedding in the east.
Then the food is another matter entirely. Damn!!! There was so much on display. I would have been spoilt for choice if a friend hadn’t instructed me to eat ‘Ukwa.’ I really don’t know why it wasn’t worth the hype. Should have gone for that bitterleaf soup in hindsight. There are corrections to be made. But it was awesome viewing the delicacies on display. Too bad there’s only one stomach.

5) KOLANUT ONLY UNDERSTANDS IGBO LANGUAGE

Normally, I should add this one to the previous point but it truly deserved it’s own special place. The one part I found real funny during the traditional wedding was when the man that was to break the kola declared that he’d have to “speak now in igbo because ‘kolanut’ can’t understand english.”

That killed me.

Kolanut obviously hasn’t heard about Education.

I wonder if the kolanuts actually talk back. Do the hausas ever try communicating with all the kolanut they eat?

6) THE YORUBAS ARE PRAYERFUL ON LONG JOURNEYS.

Now the Coaster bus we chartered to the East consisted of just four young guys and a young lady or two (The groom also traveled with us).
The bus was filled so naturally, that meant about twenty-five (25) people traveled on that bus.
If you’re any good with maths, that’s about eighteen (19) elderly peeps.
We prayed about 3 times for safe journey to Anambra before we got to Anambra, thanked God for safe journey when we arrived at our lodgings, prayed for safe journey to the venue of the ceremony, prayed on arrival, prayed when we were leaving there, prayed on arrival back at the lodging, prayed when we were to headed back for Lagos… We almost had to pray every time someone got off a bus and we had to continue our journey!
I’m all for prayers and stuff but I just couldn’t help but wonder if the prayer was borne out of faith or fear or something about prayer and Nigerian roads. It was a prayer-fest. I sha had to keep an eye on the driver make he no go catch any spirit o! Ehen.

7) IBOS DON’T JOKE WITH EDIFICES

These guys build edifices everywhere. Not joking. You’re driving past on the road and you see a mansion in the middle of nowhere and I’m like ‘What?’
A mansion in the bush?! They don’t play at all. You need to visit to see this. A lot of high rise buildings. Never seen so many blocks of flats all clustered in one place before. And they stretch for miles. Houses with 10, 20 flats each and all that. You’d be hard-pressed to find a bungalow. They obviously make the most of their lands.

THE IBOS ARE RESOURCEFUL

I kid you not, these guys make the most of what they have however little. My last point lends credence to this. Let me give you another example: There was this 2-storey building I passed by, attached to the side of the whole length of the roof was a trough so that when it rains, the rainwater is collected in the trough and runs down into a funnel at the corner of the roof. A pipe is connected to the funnel and it runs down until it’s diverted and ends up in a tank. Yes, a tank. These guys collect rainwater into a tank! Okay, I’m sufficiently impressed.

9) SOME MYTHS ARE ACTUALLY UNTRUE

So I learnt on this trip that it’s not in every traditional wedding in the east that the ‘elders’ make a killing with traditional wedding list.
I learnt that in some places, e.g. Enugu, you don’t even have to spend more that thirty-five thousand naira (N35,000) to buy everything on the wedding list so you yoruba guys can calm down now and stop running from Ibo babes. You should now start proposing to that your Ibo babe because they’re good hosts and their food is really worth any pain. You might want to get your research well done so you know the Ibo babes to go for. Some will really, truly kill you. But their babes are beautiful, wonderful.
Though for this my trip, except for my friend’s bride and her younger sister, you can make the young ladies I saw here the exception rather than the rule.

10) I’LL BE RETURNING

In all candour, a weekend is not enough to give anyone a full taste of the eastern life. There’s a lot of things to be explored and there’s nothing like having someone based there to guide you. So my friend, Chinedu that’s based there has promised me isi-ewu, nkwobi and some delicacies and trips that’ll make me forget Lagos and I’ve seriously taken him up on it. Maybe I may get myself an ‘Ada Ada’ while at it. I should change my name to ‘Johnnie’ before then. You know naa… To spruce up the flavour. *winks*

If you have this lovely babe from the East and you want to dig into her roots and culture to know what you’re up against, you could come pay you and I’ll go do the reconnaissance for you.

I’ll send you a well written report in any language of your choice. hehehe…

So that’s it folks! That’s all I learnt on this trip.

For subsequent trips to other places, I’d let you know what I learnt.

Till then, enjoy a blessed week and blessed month.

Watch out for this space. I’ll be dropping a new post later this week.

Love you all!

Cheers!

Zonacom:
Always predictable

BuddahMonk:
[size=14pt][s]Your an ediot, when is your drunken master governor building flyover across MCC Rd and Oraifite Str abi is he still wandering from Abuja to Lagos because he want to be the greatest Igbo leader in the history of mankind.
How many people did his wife slap last month or did she travel to the US to collect her clothes from dry cleaners?? [/s][/size]


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Keneking:
Good for him...these are TAN paid clappers in Aba.

Even in his Anambra state, he is not recognised at all. This man dealt with his state so badly. He does not deserve anything from the State. Imagine his alliance with the Catholic Church. This would not lead him to heaven. The church is aware, just bring your money...

You can not be the Igbo leader! You don't have all that it takes. Compare yourself with the likes of Ojukwu, Awo and even Tinubu (of late), no match, some of us can not find that finesse in you. You lack the philosophical sub-structure to lead at the top echelon of the region.

An advice for you is to simply retire as you can not compete in the current space.

Nonsense....

Zonacom:
Nwanne take it easy biko... Don't allow this your hate for mrs Obiano to continue, it might turn you to a sadist. Don't allow yourself to go same direction of hate like freeglobe, whose obsession with peter obi has turned him into a clown

Screwface:
The rich gang came to the party!!

InvertedHammer:
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No price is outrageous. Promoters are in the business to make money. Now they got the job done well and will smile to the banks.

Spectators got played. That's all. I don't think it is all about the fight. People are paying money to see Mayweather beaten bc the dude

can be vociferous and obnoxious. But the more they pay, the richer he becomes.

/

SirShymexx:
You can't stop him.

All you have to do is keep hating and paying money to watch him.

And he'll keep beating everyone you put infront of him.

Glad I saw the best of this legend - the ring genius with supreme intelligence and greatest defensive fighter ever!!!

Salute to the King, man!!

Ojiofor:
Imo people dey enjoy their roundabouts they don't need salaries.

Ilekeh:
Freeglobe, you haven't been paid in 13 months?

O ma se! May sango be your strength.

Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo has pledged to pay the 13 months salary arrears owed primary school teachers in the state.

Okorocha made the promise during the 2015 Workers Day celebrations in Owerri on Friday.

The governor also promised to clear all pension arrears less than N10,000 monthly while those higher than that would be spread over 12 months period.

He reiterated his commitment toward the welfare of workers and pledged that his administration would ensure prompt release of subventions of all government agencies and parastatals.

The governor said he would fight corruption in the state civil service by tackling inflated salaries and ghost workers.

He said that more jobs would be created in the state during his second tenure through creation of new industries.

Okorocha encouraged workers to engage in small businesses such as poultry farming to complement their salaries and contribute toward the development of the state.

Earlier in his address, the state Chairman of the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC), Mr Austin Chilakpo called for annual promotions of workers for improved productivity.

Chilakpo also urged the government to appoint permanent secretaries based on hierarchy in the civil service and not as political appointment.

He said that such arbitrary appointments contravened the civil service rules and should be stopped.

The NLC chairman also congratulated the governor on his re-election and urged losers to accept defeat in good faith.

MyMouth:
So after he has ruled enugu for 8 yrs, is Enugu competing with Lagos now? Answer me now before I break your head!

Ilekeh:
Look, I'm not sure if you're a guy or girl anymore, but keep the love minimum. Aiight?!

Sunnybobo3:
Dude, can you stay clear of my path?

Thank you.

Ilekeh:
Ohh that's why. He's a popular yoruba babalawo

skysailor:
Of all people...u don't even know "olamide"??
Interesting.....u must be one of those Nigerians studying in France right?

Keneking:
Good for him...these are TAN paid clappers in Aba.

Even in his Anambra state, he is not recognised at all. This man dealt with his state so badly. He does not deserve anything from the State. Imagine his alliance with the Catholic Church. This would not lead him to heaven. The church is aware, just bring your money...

You can not be the Igbo leader! You don't have all that it takes. Compare yourself with the likes of Ojukwu, Awo and even Tinubu (of late), no match, some of us can not find that finesse in you. You lack the philosophical sub-structure to lead at the top echelon of the region.

An advice for you is to simply retire as you can not compete in the current space.

Nonsense....

IdiAmin1:
Are they hailing or mocking him b'cos all I can hear is "obi kerenke"

Sunnybobo3:
Lalasticlala

ozoigbondu:
This is serious love freeglobe will commit sucidie if she/he sees this video.

lf it was theif orji he would have been stoned to death

uduokirika1:
ORIENTAL DERBY AT BEVERLY HILLS TOMORROW


[size=18pt]GABROS FC VS ENYIMBA INT'L FC[/size]

DATE: 03/05/2015
VENUE: BEVERLY HILLS NNEWI
TIME: 4:00PM


Enyimba to debut controversial signing of the season and currently the player with highest number of goals from both pre-season and season tournaments Christian Chukwunonso Obiozor (former Rangers & Kano Pillars player)to join forces with current NPFL highest goal scorer Mfon Udoh to spear-head the Enyimba's attack against Gabros fc on sunday.

It will interest us to note that Gabros Fc. currently is the only club side yet to concede a goal at home this season!!!! All thanks to our Super Eagle Invitee Goal keeper Chidiebere 'ABORTION' Eze!

The questions begging for answers include;
1. Will Enyimba break the Home record of Gabros?
2. Will Gabros continue thier Home record?
3.Who will emerge the eventual winner in this epic thriller cum football higihaga?


Schematics
Zonacom
OdenigboAroli
FKO1
Buddahmonk
Freeglobe etc.

oya enough of this [size=18pt]OBI[/size][/b]ano and ada[b][size=18pt]OBI[/size] altercations come down to Beverly tomorrow e be ife ni ne ga na'eme

Udo diri unu