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Dont let anybody deceive u....I know dat man in s 2nd pix wella....Na my plumber oo

freshbonesneh:
1. Who is the funniest on this forum?
2. Who is the craziest?
3. Who is the most beautiful?
4. Who is the most handsome?
5. Who is the most wanted criminal?
6. Who is fake?
7. Who is the most sensible?
8. If you are a virgin, let us know
9. Who is the most troublesome?
10. Best couple
11. Best Enemy
12. Nicest guy/lady
13. Woman wrapper
14. Add urs

Let us know what category you fall on

Olaleks007 should be the most handsome...check him out

Holy Ghost...................

1. Who is the funniest on this forum?
2. Who is the craziest?
3. Who is the most beautiful?
4. Who is the most handsome?
5. Who is the most wanted criminal?
6. Who is fake?
7. Who is the most sensible?
8. If you are a virgin, let us know
9. Who is the most troublesome?
10. Best couple
11. Best Enemy
12. Nicest guy/lady
13. Woman wrapper
14. Add urs

Let us know what category you fall on

Op wait for me

lemme go look for a virgin...

Am coming to tell u how it is

Abeg where I pass come?

Only a lady dat is interested in u can do dat.

If I hear...
na fight dem fight

My guy dey vex come lock up

madam self dey enjoy d sleep thinking "I go show this guy whin"

Oladimejy:
A lady is playing on my intelligent....i love her so much but she is taking my love for granted.....please how to i kill the love i have for her........NO INSULT PLEASE...

Kill urself first

Most simplest way

THANK ME LATER

biz2get:
I reject it in Jesus Name!!!

Ore wa...farabale na o

its simple...if u dnt wanna b Oko iyawo...then dont allow her

Lobatan

biz2get:
Well This Sort Of came to mind!! when a friend of mine[female] ... says she wants to come over my place hopefully to spend some few months bcus she was interested in a job around my area!!

Ladies Abeg is this normal

Lemme wish u Oko iyawo in advance

stupidity:
There's this fine babe I been chyking for months. Her NO to my proposal is bigger than the biggest fonts ever known. There was a day she even wrote a very big NO on a plain card for me to see.

So a friend saw the depression and stress I was going through and directed me to one juju guy.

I got there and explained to him. He gave me charm and said I should chew and rub the other substance on my face and go straight to the girls house( I paid 5k for the service). This evening, I did as he instructed and head straight to her house, on getting there with full confidence I called her out and skipped the toasting and chyking process and told her straight ahead. "chioma, kindly pull down your skirt and pant, I want to gonk you right here and now""

She smiled at me, I was happy the charm worked. She went inside and I was following her when she shouted ""thief, he wants to rrape me"", 5 huge guys(her neighbors) came out and she told them I came to rrape her, I was seriously beaten, stripped naqed and disposed of my belongings (phones, wristwatch, necklace)#chaii!!!)

If not for the intervention of their landlord, God knows I wouldn't have being alive by now. Thank God I left my other phone at home before going. I for too miss nairaland.

Tomorrow morning, I will file a police report against that juju guy and get hime arrested, he duped me.

Walai ur moniker fit u
STUPIDITY

Oniro oshi

op..when u lie finish and ready to say d truth..lemme know.

Common sense op

go buy her tight na

But if she refuse to wear dat one,,,Dump Her
No offence

I toast u..u come make jest of me

chai..walai I go make u beg for me

Anyway I dont toast cos they fall inlove at first sight

Maxi112:
do u smoke weed.... if yes! take 2 tap and continue

Weed...u wan make my landlord pursue me.
Anyway u r on point but I dont
konji no rise at all

benzoljoe:
They is ds Bae in my company, she is early 30,she lost her husband like three years bf i melt her.she was the one dt trained me on the job.Anyway we are nt wrking in d same branch any more.she kip on calling me evry time,if any guy ask her out she will inform me dt so so guy is asking her.she knew dt i stayed alone.now she is pressuring me dt she want to visite me,that she love been with me,she like the kind of my person.
Plz i need your Advice..Because i dont hv single feelings for her.

Later you will open another thread and title it "How I lost my job". Mumuuuuuu

Continue seeking advise and dont pakurumo on time

prettythicksme:
Hey dude,worry no more!!Werey go buy babeje

correct babe...ori e wanbe

But d problem be say I no fit comot...if I comot, she don win b dat

DonChippy:
Dafuq! You live in a different time zone?

Who sleeps at this time of the day?

what is dis one saying...is dat how to help a brother?

Mouth wan kill me o

One thing lead to another ni o and I come make mouth and bet with one lady say I go f*uck d hell out of her if she gree me do am and 4 ma mind..na play I dey play o.

We come bet say we go do am today. We don start since morning and as I dey so...na half dead I dey.

Prokus self no gree stand again.

men in d building...dnt let dis lady win me o
Abeg wetin I fit use or do now because as I dey look her...she neva tire o

Ask Airforce1..he go tell u say I no dey lie

Jolllyjoy:
why u dey mumu like dis?

we gather dey mumu na

Greekgoddess:
Rotfl


Welcome u for wat

Did d moderators send you on an adventure?

story....

KashyBaby:
Lol..why u wanted to be on the FP?

because I want u to notice me

Jolllyjoy:
pls recieve sense

jollofrice....I knw u go comment

JOACHINpedro:
mods abeg help am enta fp...rememba say na xmas we dy... Let dis dream of his come true... Abeg. ... Biko nu o

thank u jare. Ur head dey dia

I don dey nairaland for long but I just registered today and I need you guys to welcome me.

ABEG HELP ME COPY NAIRALAND MODERATORS TO PUSH THIS TO FP