blackpanthar:


I have NEVER seen MONEY betray or break up with its owner, but I have seen friends, family and wives damage the very person they claimed they once loved. GET GOD'S WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING then use them to GET THE BAGS OF CURRENCIES OF MONEY...... all other things will be added to you

EAT ACCORDING TO YOUR AGE NOT ACCORDING TO YOUR FEELINGS


IF YOU MUST MARRY, DON'T MARRY TOO EARLY OR LATE, MARRY WHEN YOUR MATURITY CAN HANDLE A WOMAN'S TRICKS AND THE FLOW OF MONEY, THEN YOU WILL HAVE PEACE


SPERM RETENTION MAKES YOU SMARTER AND MORE MOTIVATED, SPERM WASTAGE IN CASUAL SEX OR MASTURBATION DESTROYS YOUR ZEST FOR LIFE AND CRIPPLES YOUR ABILITY TO BE AT YOUR BEST GAME. STAY PURE.


WINE AND WOMEN are two greatest assassins your real enemies can use against you, avoid at all cost them till you are wealthy enough to replace them.

0-30 is your MORNING, 31-60 IS YOUR AFTERNOON, 60 AND ABOVE IS YOUR EVENING. These are number of your days, First 30 years is for LEARNING, the NEXT 30 years is for EARNING and the LAST 30 YEARS IS FOR YAWNING as you await death's sleep. KNOW THIS AND YOU WILL BE WISE IN WHOM AND HOW YOU SPEND TIME

SILENCE WILL TEACH YOU MUCH MORE THAN ASKING QUESTIONS ONLY IF YOUR BRAIN IS KNOWLEDGIBLE, SILENCE IS GOLDEN, USE SILENCE TO HEAR THE INTENTIONS BEHIND CASUAL SENTENCES AND JOKES. SO YOU KNOW WHO IS WHO

IF YOU DON'T ADMIRE THE REWARD(consequences) then don't acquire the EXPERIENCE(stealing, lying, sex,porrn,talkativeness,masturbation,over eating, etc).

USE PRAYER AND MEDITATION TO MAKE SURE A VERY POWERFUL SPIRIT IS ALWAYS PROTECTING YOU, LIFE IS VERY SPIRITUAL AND CAN ONLY BE LIVED AS SUCH

MARRY A WOMAN WHOM YOU WILL BE AFRAID TO CHEAT ON BECAUSE OF HER IMMEASURABLE VALUE TO YOU and BE SURE SHE TOO SEES YOU THE SAME. Never tolerate disrespect from any woman except your mother.

NO MAN WANTS YOU TO BE BETTER THAN HIM AT HIS CRAFT THAN YOUR FATHER, know this and KEEP YOUR BEST SECRETS TO YOURSELF.

THE FASTEST WAY TO KNOW WHO SHOULD BE YOUR WIFE IS TO OBSERVE WHO TAKES JOY IN SERVING YOU WITHOUT FEELING ENTITLED OR DEMANDING ANYTHING IN RETURN. MARRY HER AND MAKE HER A GREAT QUEEN.

TRUE EDUCATION CAN ONLY COME FROM EXPOSURE, TRAVEL ABROAD AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND IT BETTER

NEVER BE TOO VULNERABLE TO A WOMAN BECAUSE SHE CAN NEVER SEE YOU THE SAME WAY AGAIN, THEY ARE NOT EQUIPPED WITH THE ABILITY TO RAISING MEN, THEY CAN ONLY RAISE BABIES

GET MENTORED BY MANY WISE MEN AND YOU WILL BE WISER THAN YOUR PEERS AND YOU WILL AVOID MANY DESTINY MISTAKES THAT HAVE BECOME THE GRAVE OF MANY GREAT PEOPLE. MENTORS PRESERVE AND PROTECT YOU FROM TORMENTORS

MASTER THE GAME OF CHESS AND OTHER GAMES LIKE CALL OF DUTY, and the ALPHA LEADER AND STRATEGIST IN YOU WILL EMERGE

YOU WILL LEARN MORE FROM FAILURES THAN FROM SUCCESS, EMBRACE IT

hope this helps

You're loaded!

Worthy of emulation.

stan4b:
Hello guys!!!
My fiancee is currently serving in benue, while I'm in Edo.
For the past 6 months, I have been sending her about 10k every week, sometimes more than 10k.

Her school pays her 15k, state pays her 16k, government pays her 33k, making it 64k. Every month, immediately she receives her allawee she'll quickly send almost everything to her contributor in Edo.

Ones state and school pays her, she'll also send the monies to her contributor. I'll now be the one taking care of her throughout the month. I have told her severally to keep at least half of her total money for herself, so that even if I'll send money, it'll be very small. She won't listen.

Now I've decided that she should always use her money to take care of herself, that I'm not sending her money again. She's angry, but I no send.
Pls, I'm I wrong for telling her to use her money.

Are you for real?

oladipuposadeeq:
it depends on how big it is, what kind of vehicle do you think can convey it?

Any vehicle that can carry an L-shaped Sofa.

Please, how do I convey a furniture acquired in Idimu to Ikorodu?
Please help guys.

SporaD8:

The only strong man I know of, are those who can bare-chest bullets and remain standing!
The rest are merely egomaniacs!

Me too.

MercyStan:


I already explained this.

Yes, I've read it. Thanks.

MercyStan:
I'm about to share something I've never revealed before.

I'm currently in my late twenties and ever since I was a kid I have been able to see a part of human being that others can't.

When I look at a person, I don't just see the physical body but I also see an extra layer of what looks like thin coloured smoke. I can't feel the smoke but I can see it. When I come close to the person it appears like a hologram of sorts.

The colour of the smoke depends on the individual. But for most people it's a light orange smoke. I've seen very few people with black smoke and even fewer people with white smoke.

However there are people that don't have this smoke. All I see is a body and nothing else. I have now come to theorize that these group of people aren't humans, or have no soul; human or otherwise.

I can also detect this colored smoke on photos and videos taken on newer cameras and phones like Android and iPhones. I don't see this colored smoke when I look at pictures I took with my blackberry, symbian and older Nokia phones

I can't detect this colored smoke in people in old movies but I can see in on people in recent movies and on current television.

Also when I come in physical contact with the people that don't have this colored smoke I feel an instant sharp coldness that lasts a second; like when you touch iceblock and immediatelyremove your hand. I always avoid these people.

Feel free to ask me any questions, and you can also show me a picture of a person and I can tell you what color of smoke I see on them and if I don't see any smoke on them I'll tell you.

Please, what does each smoke represent?
Thanks.

Nairalander248:


https://www.nairaland.com/8137093/itel-worst-phone-ever

Person wey no fit afford better phone dey judge trillionaire, wetin una dey smoke gan

. Laugh wan finish me.

MasterJayJay:

Someone will mention me and insult me but doesn't get banned. When I retaliate against the person, I get banned. Why?

anonimi:


Compared with castration, is it still no joke

Chai!

ddippset:
If we could list all the misyarns of Wike, we could make a full book.

Examples;;

1. APC is cancer party, I can never join cancer party.
2. Tinubu said he will continue from where Buhari stopped, how can anybody promote failure, I can never be associated with such.
3. Tell any INEC official coming to rig to write their will.
4. We thank God for the Supreme Court victory. It would not have been possible without Odili.
He would call me in the midnight and tell me,,, go and see this person, go and see that person. Look where we are today.
5. If I see Amaechi, I will kick him and turn him upside down.
6. I bought form for everyone of them,, did they buy form?
7. I don't have time, I was watching them and went to drink my 40 Year old whiskey.
8. I can never be a minister, I can never be second fiddle in my own court.
9. I can never be Vice President to anybody.
10. I will never leave PDP. Even if I don't get the ticket, I will support whoever is the party's choice.
11. How can Dave Umahi and Ayade leave and work against the party that made them? Some people have no integrity.
12. He abused a traditional ruler, see his cap like Usman Dan Fodio.
13. He even said thunder fire somebody while inside a Church event.

So many, So many..


Today he said go and hug transformer, he will remove a senator.

Yeye

CharleyBright:


Get the fvck off my back with your Slavery mentality.
Most of you teenagers on Nairaland are dumb fvcks.
What's the matter with these useless generation of youths in Nigeria?
You think because Osimhen can feed you and your family, he can feed every person?
Is he richer than Daniel omokachi back then? What happened to omokachi later?
Is it Footballers money you call rich?
75% of Nigerian footballers no go school.
Anybody wey no go school, cannot manage wealth.
Nonsense money miss road.

The guy's comment really shocked me o. Haba!

saddler:


Carry your advice go help your village people. They need it more. No go dey advise person wey fit buy your past, present and future generations.

What kind of mentality is this?
This is really bad.

Nice2023:
U are simply not a good man to that woman.

I started feeling bad from the way and manner u may have frustrated that lady.

Is it even a crime to be a wife.

Treat that woman well,a breastfeeding mother at that.

Stop using curse words on ur wife and family...u are the head of the home. I wonder what would make a man to tell his wife to go and Bleep stone.

Apologise to her and start making your marriage work.

I blame u for everything because u don't know ur role as the Head. I have never abused my wife of 9years not even by mistake.

Seriously,I don't know how u guys are doing it.

Lastly,do not destroy ur home...rather rediscover yourself and make amends to make ur marriage work.

I blame ur wife for a exchanging words with u in such a tensed situations.

This,I will say here is exactly what I will tell my brother/son in the absence of his wife.

Be a good man my brother.

Good luck to u as u guys amend and live in harmony thereafter.

God bless you for this.

brain54:

And she wasn't angry...?

Didn't your foul words make her loose herself too.

You both are guilty of the same doings!

Don't mind him.

You're shameless.
Grow up.

burp18:
The downside is you have to wake up early every day. You have to be up as early as at least 6am in order for you to be able to meet up.

6am early?
Nawa o

Two unreasonable adults.
Very irritating.

Chai! Spiritual stinginess.

tsquare299:
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Is the group still on?

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No link on your profile, sir.

chatinent:
Nobody:


Absolutely nobody:

Man U fan: who match my slippers? Who bi the bastard wey match sand for my slippers?

Hahahahaha! Very hilarious!

Caleb15:

Olaleye bukola do you have probs with benin boys?

You went through my posts. You get time o.
Trifling!

Caleb15:
Na why i like benin boys sho

And so?

xeju:
But changed his order to allow for INCEST, so the first children can populate the earth

Fleshly puerile talk.
Wake up. Don't be too indolent to search out the truth. Gosh! Nawa o

chatinent:
None.


I just need to see God himself.

I have questions.


Questions like:

1. Wetin the firstborn of Egyptians do wey you kill them?

2. Was the flood story really necessary when you could have removed sin? Cos it turned out the flood was useless if sin continued.

3. Why kill Jesus when it could have been the Devil?

4. Wetin Job do why you tell Satan to test am? Na so you dey do?

5. Why put a fruit in garden Eden and still tell them not to eat from it? You bin get plans?

6. Why Solo marry many wives and later you ban am?

7. How Noah take carry all the animals into ark? E no clear.


8. How did the white mercenaries successfully brainwash Africans this much using you even after stealing so much from them?


9. Are you comfortable with how African preachers always lie with your name?


10. Why did you prolong sin when you could have ended it from the start?


11. How did you send Isrealites out of Egypt and still harden Pharaoh's heart to pursue them? Why!


12. If during creation you rested on the seventh day, who created Sunday?

13. If we sin, we go to hell. But you are the one who put that forbidden fruit in Eden. And Satan make them sin. How come you still commission Satan to torment sinners in hell?

14. Why do I have to suffer here on earth when nothing really concern me with your matter with Satan or Eve? And dem say heaven is the goal. It's illogical. To suffer on earth to go heaven? To do what there now? Angels dey short for there?


15. Na true true we all come from Eve? Cos the different races worldwide says otherwise.


16.David killed Goliath with a stone? Samson killed a lion with bare hands? Fish swallow Jonah? Which fish? How Na! Na all this kind story I no dey like.


17. So you mean when Satan was tempting Jesus, both of them dey stroll? Like even when e carry am go mountain dey promise am en glory, they were walking side by side? Abi them fly go up?


18. After from wetin dem say happen for Eden, you and Satan bin get beef before for heaven? Cos I don't believe that serpent and Eve story was how it started. Just be honest with us.

We also need to hear Satan's side of the story naw.


19. Which brand of tea did you drink with that one that said you drank tea with him? You drink Cowbell or Ovaltine?


20. So you really told Abraham make en kpai en son Isaac just to prove he wants you? Ha, you too dey do o. I think that's insecurity tho.


21. Jehovah's Witnesses say blood transfusions is bad but dem dey take blood capsules and tablets. What would you do if they finally discover that it's not that bad? And what about the lives that have been lost? Cos I don dey see say dem don dey dey liberal to some policies forgetting that those policies made others lose lives!


22. Can you really tell those who say their apron dey perform miracles that they've been brainwashed to its highest apogee? How did you put your church sticker on a gas cylinder and didn't refill for 3 years? Did this lie hurt you?


23. The other one say en pray and drove car for miles without fuel. How this lie pain you?



24. Can you really communicate to your African believers that they can pray to you themselves and that their pastors dey job them full time?


25. Have you ever collected a kobo from the tithes and offerings these African preachermen collect? Cos dem say na you dey come collect am when sun go down.


26. Wetin hungry Eve really do? She really eat the fruit abi una force am as Adam no dey contab? Cos the reason for putting the fruit has to be justified naw


27. Dem say Jesus died for our sins. To prove what actually? Why no just kill Satan! What kind of dying ritual is that to save human race when you fit kill Satan? Abi you no fit kill Satan?


28. Besides, how can a white Jesus (and I presume you are white too) die for a black man? Where has it ever happened!


29. Many people love you for the stories they were told and chose to worship you but you snub, ignore and leave them to suffer, experience torture, and die...but console them with Shedrack and Meshach's story, Daniel's story, going to heaven story etc... why!



30. Dem say you go judge everyone on the last day. As in, judge everyone for what first? For the sin you put for garden make Eve chop? Or for the punishment you extended to unborn children wey no do anything? Aje, you and these your stories dey vex me.







And many others

These simple questions?
Really? You are not a king.
It's the duty of a king to search out a matter. Don't be lazy.

The chairs have been arranged. We'll gather the benches very soon. Ants are all over the place sef. Just get the Fanta, please.

YoungBlackRico:
There's nothing to life. Lost my mother yesterday morning too, my whole world crashed

Chai! My condolences, sir.

Ajheboy:
A friend saw a name stored as Esther on his babe's phone... the person called and he heard a male voice,though they had a casual conversation,so as not to overract he called me and asked he has never heard a male bearing Esther before.

She kept arguing that's his name, my guy no wan gree o.,he say na lie.

A friend, my guy...
Nawa ooo

Wawelexy:
Try visiting the chairman of Amu plank market in mushin, give him your brother's picture so he can send to their various WhatsApp platforms if any of the plank sellers had seen him ( I'm sure your bro will have a particular customer he patronises most). This will help ascertain if he got to his hinted destination at all. Many things might have happened, accident, one chance, police arrest cos they might mistake him for a yahoo boy cos of his dread (mushin police are not nice to yahoo boys), someone might also call him to come for business leading to change of destination, and any of the circumstances I mentioned earlier might happen.

Finally, reach out to his network provider to help check his last 3 calls, also you can give this nairalander a trial (search for his moniker), that guy that's always advertising about tracking lost or stolen phone, he might just be of help, atleast to ascertain his current location.

I pray he's being found alive and in one piece IJN Amen 🙏

You're blessed, sir!