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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Attack Akwa Ibom by freshPikin: 8:25am On Aug 02, 2014
etenyong: I cast and bind boko haram away from my beloved state in Jesus Name. Amen. O Lord let all d evil plans against my state my scattered by force.
Most foolish and retarded comment ever.
Religion / Re: A Priest Claims Demon Is Sending Him Hate Texts After Girl's Exorcism Went Wrong by freshPikin: 7:42pm On Aug 01, 2014
italo: When I discuss with some so-called Atheists here and tell them it's the devil using them, I'm not joking.
If you were joking, that'd bother me. undecided


I guess the priests that locate little boys assholes are used by angels. undecided
Religion / Re: A Priest Claims Demon Is Sending Him Hate Texts After Girl's Exorcism Went Wrong by freshPikin: 7:41pm On Aug 01, 2014
SalC: Bro this reply is harsh o
Na bleach dem dey use make white clean. undecided
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by freshPikin: 7:37pm On Aug 01, 2014
Joshthefirst: Hi people. My word for today: THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS LOST ON LIARS, TRUTH ELUDES PROUD MEN.
Write it down. Don't let the wisdom be lost on you. wink
Joshthefirst: Hi people. My word for today: THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS LOST ON LIARS, TRUTH ELUDES PROUD MEN.
Write it down. Don't let the wisdom be lost on you. wink
Lies are preferred by the weak, fear haunts the feeble.

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Family / Re: What Was Going Through Your Mind While Walking down the Aisle. by freshPikin: 6:31am On Aug 01, 2014
tenry: ...the deed was done the following day, leaving blood stain on our bed till now as a mark of rememberance.
cry


Go find omo wash that bedsheet. undecided

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Family / Re: What Was Going Through Your Mind While Walking down the Aisle. by freshPikin: 6:18am On Aug 01, 2014
kobonaire: exactly .... maybe she was just being shy and didn't want to admit it ... meanwhile I'm sure that her friend big bele husband don wax that pünani finish .... you know say man with big bele = plenty money shocked
Yeah, I agree with you bro.

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Family / Re: What Was Going Through Your Mind While Walking down the Aisle. by freshPikin: 6:12am On Aug 01, 2014
Wedding rice.

dorosola:
a friend that recently got married told me that the moment she sighted him standing at the alter she was wondering how they will be able to do missionary style with his big Tommy
Dem no 4k before dem wed? undecided

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Family / Re: His 5 Years Old Son Wrote In His Play Book "I Don't Like My Mum And Dad" by freshPikin: 9:09pm On Jul 31, 2014
At least, the kid didn't write 'ftc' or 'gej till 2019' like some other pikins here wey no fresh like me. undecided

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Religion / Re: What Need Is It Going To School In This End Time? by freshPikin: 6:13pm On Jul 31, 2014
Op, leave the matter for God hand. He's able to see you through.

Throw away a chance at education and see what he shall reward you with.
Religion / Re: What Need Is It Going To School In This End Time? by freshPikin: 11:52am On Jul 31, 2014
Go for full evangelism. The Lord shall supply all your needs.







If he doesn't, it's His Will.
Religion / Re: I Saw This Worrisome Reality & It Made Me Marvel. by freshPikin: 10:22am On Jul 31, 2014
candy:
You call shedding of blood fun That says a lot about this 'real' god.
Who are you to question the ways of the creator?
Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by freshPikin: 7:27am On Jul 31, 2014
SalC: Interesting, I won't mind the bold taking place soon! tongue
#gatheringkoboko# smiley

#ORLU.
*coughs* #goingtoofaralready* lipsrsealed

shocked

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Religion / Re: I Saw This Worrisome Reality & It Made Me Marvel. by freshPikin: 3:45am On Jul 31, 2014
candy:
And they have to shed blood on behalf of their 'real' god?
The Israelites did it. Why shouldn't the Arabs have their fun?
Religion / Re: I Saw This Worrisome Reality & It Made Me Marvel. by freshPikin: 7:59am On Jul 30, 2014
Anomnity:
So a God that makes people kill others without offence and as well makes them to kill themselves is the real God.I pity you.
We are all tools in the hand of the creator. Who are we to question his ways?
Religion / Re: RAPTURE Is Iminent, Get Your Document Completed NOW!!! by freshPikin: 5:58am On Jul 30, 2014
ebenice:
I pray that. God in His unconditional love
If His love is unconditional, we'd all make heaven.

ebenice:
and His enduring mercy would open your eyes and mind to the depth and reality of eternity so u can repent and make. Amend while yet u live.
Heaven isn't worth the bother. No sex, movies, nothing. It was so boring Satan rebelled, while other angels left to take up beautiful wives here on earth. Heaven is not all it is made up to be. Just a confused being who is the father of himself being sung lullabies by the faithfools all eternity long.

ebenice:
Ofcourse the standard of heaven is very high, but don't forget the fire in HELL is very very very HOT too...and its either HEAVEN or HELL .....you choose
If I had to choose, I'd choose hell. Home of the free.
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by freshPikin: 5:52am On Jul 30, 2014
Well, I thought it'd be obvious. angry


grin grin
Religion / Re: A Priest Claims Demon Is Sending Him Hate Texts After Girl's Exorcism Went Wrong by freshPikin: 11:41pm On Jul 29, 2014
Joagbaje:

I can identify with this . I have experienced it with at least 2 cases . The individuals would not be aware a demon spirit use their phone to hurl treats to the minister . One of such case was to funny . The phone had no credit yet it was sending SMS to me. When I confronted the lady she said she didn't even have credit in her phone to start with for 2 days . I collected the phone and checked the credit . It was 0.00

I checked the SMS . There was no evidence on her phone except my responses only

I had a similar experience too. The devil followed me on Instagram and showed me pictures of hell. I converse with demons regularly on Bbm too. We could hang out sometime when you're free. Just meet me at Yabaleft. We have a space reserved for you.

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Religion / Re: Nigeria A Project In God's Hand-by Bishop Oke by freshPikin: 10:46pm On Jul 29, 2014
Well, if you need to get a job done and done right, don't hire God.

He would waste material, miss deadlines and offer no explanations whatsoever whilst encouraging you to trust he'll get it right.


Little wonder Satan left heaven. Who would want to work for such a lousy boss? undecided

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Religion / Re: I Saw This Worrisome Reality & It Made Me Marvel. by freshPikin: 10:17pm On Jul 29, 2014
alentyno:
Can you even hear urself? So violence is now used to measure true religion bah? Smh.... May be you shud get some sleep. You need it! Go to bed son its late
Most religions have used some form of violence to achieve their aims. Jealous gods (Dicktator Yahweh, MADemoiselle Allah) would always breed violent followers. grin
Religion / Re: I Saw This Worrisome Reality & It Made Me Marvel. by freshPikin: 9:41pm On Jul 29, 2014
alentyno:
What a daft conclusion!
Calling it a daft conclusion doesn't make it one. Apply spiritual logic to prove it is daft. undecided
Religion / Re: I Saw This Worrisome Reality & It Made Me Marvel. by freshPikin: 9:33pm On Jul 29, 2014
UrbanMystique: but that is the truth.

E.g, I'm an atheist and I can proudly say it in country filled with people of other religions except Muslims.. The list they could do is stigmatized me. But Muslims won't stop at nothing until they have my heathen head on a pine..

E.g you can tell your neighbors or anyone you are an an atheist in Brazil with 90%Christians or India with 80% bhudists but can you do the same in Saudi Arabia and still live free?

Spiritually thinking, that proves that their God is the real one. All others can be mocked, not theirs. cool
Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by freshPikin: 9:31pm On Jul 29, 2014
rationalmind:

Greetings of the great FSM be unto you

jayriginal:
Ramen

grin grin
How una dey?
Religion / Re: A Priest Claims Demon Is Sending Him Hate Texts After Girl's Exorcism Went Wrong by freshPikin: 7:26pm On Jul 29, 2014
Funny angels don't text them when they do the wink with little boys...
Religion / Re: RAPTURE Is Iminent, Get Your Document Completed NOW!!! by freshPikin: 7:13pm On Jul 29, 2014
Making heaven is a scam. So many rules and sins even those unknown to the believer.

Holiness is a vain attempt to achieve an insurmountable standard. You can never be holy enough, for righteousness is like filthy rags before Dictator Yahweh.

E get as e go be, only Yahweh and im pikin Jesus go dey heaven.

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Religion / Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by freshPikin: 6:59pm On Jul 29, 2014
Hi guys grin


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