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dfrost:
I guess Arsenal are in cloud 9. Make Tottenham carry UCL, shame no kill na for London.

dem don carry am before and shame no kill us, thanks

rotadota:
I have been having this discomfort in my anus for almost five years now, it bites my anus and makes me uncomfortable. I've gone to doctors upon doctors, they end up packing drugs for me to take still yet nothing has changed.

The last doctor I went to, I suggested surgery to him cause I read about it online, he packed drugs for me and told me to come back if nothing changed. I know he will still pack drugs for me.

Please has anyone here suffered this pile of a thing, if yes pls suggest to me what you used in curing it please.

that's thrombose hemorrhoid, there some blood clotting in in the pile. And was not properly treated when it affected you.. Go for a surgery would be the most perfect solution.

akiinzz:
Today 02/03/2019 I cease to be an Arsenal fan.

you were never a gooner

PrettyCrystal:
A young man was severely dealt after he was apprehended for allegedly picking human faeces in Ekiti state. 

It was gathered that the accused was sighted by residents while putting the excreta into a black polythene bag earlier today at Matthew street in Ado-Ekiti area in the state. 

The youths quickly mobilized themselves and caught the suspect. He was stripped unclad, beaten and paraded in public after being alleged to be a ritualist. 

This is coming days after a man was caught in a refuse dump in Ado-Ekiti collecting excreta to put into in a polythene bag.

The man was nearly lynched by a mob in in Ado-Ekiti. 

Witnesses suspected him to be a ritualist who was collecting the excreta for money rituals. In the video shared online, he was seen surrounded by people who stripped his shirt off and questioned him about what he wanted to do with the faeces.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/man-caught-picking-human-feaces-in-ekiti-state.html

He has been burnt dead, too bad

Youngzubi:
I was just scrolling through my phone and came across some funny pictures but this particular aeroplane got me cracking.

Leaf aeroplane:i could remember back then how i normally run from one town to another with aim to make the leaf spin fast such that i would fly into the air

Chaii mango suffer for our hands o.. Come see running, no wonder we are now stubborn wise and intelligence, things like this those rich men Pikin no fit do... I bet they only taste fun of one side of life. Thank God we are growing to get what we want today

ProsperChild:
First of all this is a nice question hope u guys satisfy with my answer there are so many explanations of floating deadbodies in water ….I want explanation to be simple and liable for study ……

Biological reason of floating deadbodies...

Who can crack this mystery.

When someone dies, their body is unable to maintain a stable environment, and the immune system is obviously not helping any longer. Thus begins the long process of decomposition, in which bacteria both inside and outside the body begin to break down the integrity of the body’s cells. This body is also known as putrefaction, which is the series of physical, chemical and biological processes that will eventually fulfill the whole “ashes to ashes, dust to dust” destiny of the human body.

Just because the body dies, however, that doesn’t mean that the bacteria inside the body have also perished. All they need is a food source, and can even operate anaerobically in the absence of oxygen. The sugar and protein found in the body’s gut, soft tissues, muscles and other decomposable areas will be consumed gradually by this bacteria, but there is an output to this process – gas. Ammonia, hydrogen, methane and carbon dioxide are all released by these bacteria as they slowly break down a body. This gas has nowhere to go, however, and will begin to fill up other parts of the body.

As the body slowly begins to swell and rot, that newly formed gas develops the same penchant for buoyancy as oxygen, which eventually raises the corpse back to the surface of your favorite swimming hole. The volume of the body will notably increase, but the person’s weight will not, thus making it easier for the body to float. After initially sinking, the body will return to the surface within a few hours, or it could take days – even weeks!

When the corpse does come back up, packed with gas and often bloated beyond recognition, the fresh gas buildup can be relieved. The corpse may rupture because of the air pressure inside, or the gas will simply escape in a more normal way. At this point, the body may sink for a second time, only to have the decomposition and putrefaction process to continue, filling the body with gas and eventually sending it up – a (somewhat) endless cycle.

To press this morbid subject a bit further; most dead bodies are seen floating face-down, and there is actually a good reason for that. Since the gut and chest cavity have the most bacteria, the most bloating will occur there, and any float back to the surface will be led by these buoyant areas of the body. Based on human anatomy, the limbs and head tend to fall/bend forward, rather than backward, so dead bodies in water seem to naturally orient themselves in the face-down position, in the majority of cases, unless you’re an otter, of course.

While decomposition is almost inevitable for anyone who dies, the process occurs even slower underwater, and is particularly sluggish at extremely cold temperatures. This means it would take longer for the gas to re-fill the cavities and raise the body to the surface. So, if you are ever in the unfortunate position of having to dispose of a body, and you don’t want it popping back up within a few days (or even sooner), be sure that the water body is as cold as possible – and maybe even add some “cement shoes” for good measure

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If buhari does not beg dem or she quickly converts to Islam. ... she is doomed[/if na ur sister ur mumu level for don increase]

It's true, she is from ekiti state… attended mary immaculate ado ekiti

This guy just want to make money from Google.. He is as hungry as me

This one just go learn some Yahoo fornat, for there [color=#990000][/color]

sars are dirty, same as these Norsemen