Thier lifeel thier style

Rayban25:


16- if them give you osi/kolo(nutmeg) everybody go beat you till you touch a particular object🤣🤣

(That's for osi beater game)

that was the highest rough play then

Nawaoo

1- The big one is always the goalkeeper
2- The game will end only if all the players are tired (except rule 6)
3- No matter the score, the team with the last goal wins the game (golden goal)😹
4- there is no referee
5- 5 corners Makes 1 Penalty
6- There is a penalty only if the offense is serious with blood seen 🙆
7- If the owner of the ball gets angry, the match is automatically over😹
8- The 2 best players can't play on the same team, so everyone chooses their players
9- If you're chosen last it means you are not good 😹
10- The owner of the ball must play or there will be no ball to play 😂
11- When the ball goes out of the boundary, the shooter must be the one to go fetch the ball
12- The best player on the field is always on the side of the ball owner, otherwise we stop the play.
13- the team that chooses last must remove their clothes to differentiate the two teams.
14- If you dribble the ball owner too much, u will be removed from the game and if you refuses, that's the end of the game as he goes home with his ball ⚽ 😂
15- The ball ⚽ owner is a demi-god and so respected 😆

If this brought back your fond old memories, feel free to add in the missing rules as well. 😅🤣

Mine is that I no Dey forget, but the money they always fall inside gutter or lost, only legend knows what i mean

Exmilitant:
They stop sending me on such errand when I came back home two days later. Dem no see money, dem no see sugar.

I masturbate with that Joy soap like mad. Joy, Lux and Imperial leather soap was so creamy.

My father likes Imperial leather soap maybe because of the scent but, when he calculated the amount he spent on the soap every week, he switched to Tura soap.

try medicated soap lite, premier cool, delta cool or ncha awusa, Hausa native soap is good for masturbation

Theboy21:
Op do research before spitting out what you don't know, Nigeria are already through to the round of 16, all that matters now is for them to either finish top of the group or runners up or maybe 3rd best loosers, one of these three is guaranteed.

b4 u think of best looser, think of other group, points, are u sure other groups are not doing thier best than u

jaephoenix:

So why is this particular father hiding from his children

Japan syndrom

All of u that are claiming professors in english, and you did not know the diff between exit and exist b4 una go crucify me let me clear the air

All of u people shouting flying eagle have zoom to R16 should calculate well

They never zoom into round of 16, Brazil won 6:0, 9ja got 6 point with 3 goals diff, Italy 3 point with -1 goals diff, Brazil 3 point with 5 goal diff, so if Brazil beet 9ja with 3 goal margin Brazil will be 6 point with 8 goal diff, while 9ja will be 6 point with 0 goal diff.and Italy beat Dominican guys with just 2 goal margin they will be 6 point,, with 1 goal up, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,= 9ja need win or draw to qualify any loose may jet them back to 9ja

They never qaulify

They never qaulify

I remember the day my ex sent me a breakup messages, my Mum asked me what I was reading and I told her "tips on how to cook a delicious meal" , she said "but why are you crying"? Then I replied "I've reached where they are cutting onions"😭iiiiiiiii

FireUpNow:

You are a daft person. You can't tell me the short breaks she had, she didn't change her undies. Are you her husband? Blaze off

E are u sure is not induce inside there

Ireportlive:


17% of the results where not uploaded
5% uploaded were blurry

If you generously dash Peter Obi all of Tinubu's Rivers vote 200k Tinubu still leads Atiku with over 1.6m votes

Dash Peter Obi all of Tinubu's 572k Lagos vote plus 200k Rivers vote and let's assume Tinubu had zero votes in Rivers and Lagos.. Tinubu still leads with over 1m votes

North plays a major role in who governs Nigeria


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this is how they manipulated all the 36 states, because rivers people are wise by uploading each pooling unit that's why theirs show well wella

One bra one pant, no bath for 100 hrs that gender underneath

For launch or what

2 she was my girl friend

I have check every where, in and out, in all my challenges, and notice that GOD DOESN'T EXIT, pls take it easy on me olodo people

Many are even praying for thier closure, for them to fold,because of the unpaid loan,, if you are in this boat say hiii

Ever8090:
Congratulations to him and I wish him more trophies in his career with man United

the next MAN U NO 9

All hail Napoli's new immortals! Victor Osimhen, Khvicha Kvaratskhelia & Luciano Spalletti have made Diego Maradona proud with stunning Serie A title triumph

Napoli
Serie A
V. Osimhen
K. Kvaratskhelia
L. Spalletti
Kim Min-Jae
S. Lobotka
G. Di Lorenzo
A. Zambo Anguissa
P. Zieliński
G. Raspadori
E. Elmas
Mário Rui
A. Rrahmani
For the first time in 33 years, the Partenopei are champions of Italy - something nobody predicted last summer...

Meanwhile, his captain, Giovanni Di Lorenzo, was also struggling to get his head around such a surreal situation. Just six years ago, he had been playing in the third tier of Italian football. Now, he would become the first Napoli player since "the great (Diego) Maradona" to lift the Scudetto. "It does feel strange," the defender admitted to DAZN. "But we are all trying to savour every moment of a wonderful journey."

The players certainly enjoyed their flight back to Naples. They sang, they danced and then, in the early hours of Monday morning, they were joined at Capodichino airport by thousands of jubilant supporters, some of whom jumped on their vespas to follow the team bus all the way back to the club's headquarters.

Star striker Victor Osimhen kept saying the same thing over and over again: "It's crazy, man, it's crazy!" And it was - just pure, unadulterated insanity. But it was also wholly unsurprising.

Coach Luciano Spalletti kept trying to stress that there was still a little bit of work to do in terms of the title, but there was simply no tempering the almost palpable sense of anticipation surrounding the club's first Scudetto in 33 years.

The party had been long since prepared. Napoli's title rivals had already been 'buried'. The bakers' blue bread was even rolled out last week.

And then came the anti-climax, Napoli held at home by Salernitana last Sunday when a victory would have clinched the title in front of their own fans, and on a bank holiday weekend to boot.

Osimhen had written on Twitter after the Juve win, "Dear Neapolitans, you've waited long enough. Now, it's your turn..."

But then they were forced to wait and Serie A's capocannoniere felt personally responsible, having been nutmegged Boulaye Dia before the Salernitana forward had silenced the Stadio Diego Armando Maradona.

Osimhen was visibly distraught but the delay felt fitting, symbolic of a struggle: his, Spalletti's and Napoli's.

Besides, Sunday's disappointment only made Thursday's decisive strike at Udinese all the sweeter.

At precisely 22:37 on Thursday, May 4, the party officially began, after Osimhen had earned Napoli a 1-1 draw at a Dacia Arena unsurprisingly packed with Neapolitans, who let off blue smoke bombs when the Nigerian scored the goal that secured the Scudetto. Osimhen's mask was even broken during the match

Down in Naples, meanwhile, the city which lies in the shadow of Vesuvius erupted in joy. The celebrations will be wild and could last for days, maybe even weeks. As Andrea Carnevale is well aware.

"I know that the party will be something unbelievable because I experienced two of them myself," the former Napoli striker tells GOAL. "I have so many many incredible memories from both 1987 and 1990, but I have to say, the first Scudetto was something truly beautiful."

Indeed, it sparked chaotic scenes in Naples. The streets were filled with people sporting Maradona wigs. Traffic came to a standstill. People danced with joy on roofs of blocked buses, while fake funerals were held for hated rivals Juventus.

The festivities lasted so long that VHS recordings of the party were being distributed among the revellers before it had even come to a conclusion.

When it was finally all over, someone wrote on the wall of the Poggioreale cemetery, "You don't know what you've missed!" A reply arrived the following morning, "Who told you that we [missed] it?!"

Carnevale's eyes light up as he thinks back on those two titles. "I feel like I'm a little part of the history of Napoli," Udinese's current head of scouting says, and he's not wrong. Carnevale was crucial to Napoli's historic triumph in 1986-87, scoring in each of their final eight games.

"Even now, after more than 30 years, when I go down to Napoli to do interviews and other things, I'm always honoured," he reveals. "For them, I'm still one of the heroes of Napoli's first Scudetto.


In total, it's taken him 553 games to reach the summit of Serie A - no title-winning coach has ever had to wait so long for their first Scudetto and, at 64, he's the oldest to ever do it.

"I have not travelled around in first class looking out of the window," he said of his coaching career, "it was by hitch-hiking! "So, this Scudetto... repays you for all the sacrifices that you made over the

Spalletti was hardly to blame. He openly admitted that he was concerned by the loss of so many leaders, and Koulibaly's exit hit him particularly hard. He adored the Senegal centre-half not only as a player, but a man, and had even threatened to chain himself to the gates of the Maradona to prevent Koulibaly from leaving.

"Some players have left and they take things with them, players like Ospina, Ghoulam, Koulibaly, Mertens, Insigne, so they take with them
"A new Napoli is being born," he declared in an interview with Il Roma. "It's true that we have lost some strong players, but just as many good ones have arrived."

Andre-Frank Zambo Anguissa, a €15 million (£13m/$17m) signing from Fulham, has proven himself a pressing machine,

Meanwhile, former Fenerbahce centre-back Kim Min-jae is now being linked with both Manchester United and Manchester City after doing something that would have been unthinkable last summer:

Earlier this month, nearly four decades after children all across Naples were christened 'Diego', a local couple named their child Daniele Khvicha by way of tribute to the city's new king of the dribble.

Kvaratskhelia's face has also popped up on a number of new murals, usually alongside the other bona fide star of Spalletti's side: Osimhen.

It is the Nigerian who arguably best personifies the talent and tenacity of this new Napoli. He arrived from Lille three years ago, but like so many of those around him - Mario Rui, Amir Rrahmani and Stanislav Lobotka to name but three - has elevated his game to a whole other level this season.

Again, though, the bond that Osimhen has formed with the fans is about more than football. They stuck by their record signing during a trying start to his Serie A career because they see him as one of their own.

GeneralPula:

Like 2 world war don happen now and there still no peace in the world up till now..

It has always been from one crisis to another..

War is inevitable,there must be war, some matters are not settle or else war,

GeneralPula:
War is never a good thing..

after wr comes real peace

It's a pity, I am ashamed of my self in this country

https://www.thisdaylive.com/

One of the buses conveying stranded Nigerians from Khartoum, the Sudanese capital, to Port Sudan where they would move into Saudi Arabia caught fire in the early hours of yesterday.

Sani Aliyu, who is Sudan was quoted as explaining that one of the buses conveying some 50 Nigerian students from Sudan with a tag number (Katsina 1) heading to Port Sudan as part of the second batch of FGN evacuation got damaged due to excessive heat from one of the vehicle’s tyres.

He said: “Dr Hashim Idris Na’Allah, the chairman of the Nigerian Elders’ Forum in Sudan, was one of the passengers in the said bus, which contained a total of 50 students (49 males, 1 female).

“The incident happened around 2:30am Sudan time.

“The driver stopped the bus near an RSF checkpoint, just before the tire exploded causing a fire to start.

“All the passengers escaped unhurt. “Forty out of the 50 passengers were later distributed to the other buses evacuating the students, while the remaining passengers spent the night where the incident happened alongside the driver at the RSF checkpoint.

The students said the RSF really did their possible best to help the passengers and offered them with cups of tea in the morning before they left.”

However, they continued their journey to Port Sudan.

Over 1000 Nigerians are being evacuated through the Port Sudan route following the difficulties faced in getting the first batch of evacuees across the Egypt borders.

It was reported that the stranded Nigerians have spent five days at the borders as the Egyptian officials denied them access into the country where flights are already waiting to airlift them to Nigeria.

I go use am buy many land in ogun and start , estate