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PoliticsRe: We’ll Ensure No State Pays Higher Wages Than Edo, Obaseki Assures Workers by Fuckernizer: 8:46pm On Jul 30, 2024
A subtle way of saying "I will loot more money"









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PoliticsRe: Protest Not Solution To Nigeria’s Challenges -gov Oborevwori by Fuckernizer: 8:44pm On Jul 30, 2024
Too many useless govs in Nigeria.



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BusinessRe: Dangote Group Not Selling-off Crude Stocks, Will Deliver Petrol In Aug - The Wil by Fuckernizer: 10:15pm On Jul 26, 2024
There should be a reaction button on Nairaland...
RomanceStop Burning Ur Data On TIKTOK And Start Earning $$ Instead (photos) by Fuckernizer(op): 11:21am On Apr 03, 2024
Take it or leave it, the economy is not getting better anytime soon, so you need to brace yourself.


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Jobs/VacanciesStop Burning Ur Data On TIKTOK And Start Earning $$ Instead by Fuckernizer(op): 11:07am On Apr 03, 2024
Take it or leave it, the economy is not getting better anytime soon, so you need to brace yourself.


🔥 TikTok has made thousands of Nigerians millionaires, but guess what? Nigerian TikTok creators are still earning peanuts compared to its Foreign counterparts.

🔥No need to get in front of a camera or go live and all the "tap" "tap" "tap" bullshit just to earn peanuts.
---

🌟 **Unlock Your TikTok Potential: Learn How to Monetize Your Creativity!** 🌟

Are you spending hours scrolling through TikTok, captivated by its vibrant content? Imagine turning that fascination into a lucrative opportunity! 🚀

**Why should you invest in learning how to make money on TikTok? Here are the compelling reasons:**

1. **Massive Audience Reach**: With over **1 billion active monthly users**, TikTok has captured the attention of people worldwide. Your potential audience is vast, waiting to discover your unique content.

2. **Gen Z's Search Engine**: Move over Google! TikTok is the new go-to platform for Gen Z. It's where trends are born, challenges go viral, and creativity thrives. Position yourself at the forefront of this cultural shift.

3. **How to create a foreign USA account and start earning dollars.

4. ** How to find and edit your content.

5. **Diverse Monetization Paths**:
- **Join the TikTok Creator Fund**: Once you hit 10,000 followers and 100,000 video views, you're eligible to earn money. The Creator Fund rewards engaging content, allowing you to turn your passion into profit.


Remember, TikTok isn't just a platform; it's a gateway to financial independence and creative fulfillment. 📈

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TravelMy Journey To Canada by Fuckernizer(op): 8:37am On Oct 14, 2023
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, I, a determined Nigerian, had a dream of a better life in the land of opportunity, Canada. The idea of a Canadian visa seemed like a gateway to a brighter future, and so, my journey began.

With enthusiasm in my heart and a pocket full of hope, I embarked on the arduous path of visa application. The journey was not easy; hours spent waiting in long queues at the immigration office, mountains of paperwork, and countless sleepless nights. But I was willing to go the extra mile to make my dreams come true.

As I navigated this complex process, I met various characters along the way. There was my aunt, who encouraged and supported me, offering invaluable advice and reminding me of the importance of persistence. Her wisdom and encouragement were like a guiding light in the labyrinth of immigration procedures.

However, not all the people I encountered had good intentions. It was one fateful day when I met a charismatic Yoruba man, who promised to fast-track my visa application. He was smooth-talking and seemed to know all the shortcuts. I was lured by his false promises, believing that he could help me avoid the seemingly endless waiting period.

Unfortunately, I fell victim to his deceit. I paid a significant sum of money, only to realize that I had been scammed. It was a painful lesson learned the hard way, a stark reminder that not everyone you meet in the journey of life has your best interests at heart.

But I refused to be defeated. With my aunt's unwavering support and my determination renewed, I decided to start the visa application process all over again. It was tough, but I was determined to do it the right way, following the proper channels, and relying on my own perseverance.

Months passed, and after overcoming numerous challenges and facing more than a few sleepless nights, my hard work paid off. I received the coveted visa to Canada, a testament to my resilience and the support of my loved ones. It was a triumphant moment, and as I boarded the plane to my new home, I left behind not only the Yoruba man's scam but also the memories of all the hardships I had faced.

In Canada, I found the opportunity I had been seeking. It was not an easy journey, but it was a journey worth taking. My story serves as a reminder that dreams can be achieved with determination, despite the obstacles, and that sometimes the most valuable lessons are learned through hardship.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia retaliates, bans Obama, 499 US Citizens over US sanctions by Fuckernizer: 9:37pm On May 19, 2023
Sunshine34:
Rubbish. Who dey go Russia.
Only American ban is authentic. Others are joke
Did u even read the content at all? Russia banning Obama, means he would not be able to visit or do business not just in Russia but other countries that stands in alliance with Russia.

Hope u understand now sir?
RomanceRe: I'm Scared! Can't Ask A Lady Out!! by Fuckernizer(op): 6:00pm On May 13, 2023
Jakumo:
Women are turned on by confidence AND determination to follow through and persist even if she is playing hard to get as a test of a man's character.

Give up too easy and she will write you off as a timid man who doesn't know what he wants from a woman and is easily discouraged.
I don't even bother in asking them out, even when they show me the green light or after vibing with them.

Seems tho, I'm scared of starting a relationship.
RomanceI'm Scared! Can't Ask A Lady Out!! by Fuckernizer(op): 5:25pm On May 13, 2023
So, I've been single for 2 years plus now... I'm not scared of approaching a lady whatsoever.

Anytime i meet a lady i like, i approach her, we get along and vibe so well, but then with time i kinda lose interest in asking them out.

What do you think is wrong with me?
RomanceAnother Monetized Youtube Channel For Sale by Fuckernizer(op): 12:51pm On Mar 07, 2023
I currently have another YouTube (News entertainment) for sale.

It currently has a total of 1187 subscribers, and is also monetized.

The channel is currently making cents. Because i haven't got much time to post on the channel bcuz of school arrangements.

The channel is selling for 65k...

Note: The adsense is unverified.


Whatsapp: 08066736065
RomanceRe: Monetized Youtube Channel Available by Fuckernizer(op): 3:41pm On Feb 21, 2023
AmeLonRo:
Please, I want to track how many minutes or hours I watched a video on YouTube. How do I do that?
Its like a proof that I watched a video for 1 hour is needed.
Login to YouTube studio and click on monetization.
RomanceRe: Monetized Youtube Channel Available by Fuckernizer(op): 3:36pm On Feb 21, 2023
OkodiDenzel:
What is the procedure for purchase? Any escrow?
Escrow is fully involved.
RomanceMonetized Youtube Channel Available by Fuckernizer(op): 3:26pm On Feb 21, 2023
Okay, so i have this newly monetizedYouTube channel for sale with 1189 subscribers at the moment.

The channel is available for sale... Its a tech channel...

You just buy and start making money in dollarz since the channel has already been monetized with adsense.


Price: 150k (negotiable)
Whatsapp: 08066736065

Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine Live: Vladimir Putin's Combative Speech (Photos) by Fuckernizer: 3:23pm On Feb 21, 2023
God1000:
He should stop blaming the west, he started the war thinking Ukraine will be gone within days.

Who could have imagined in 2022, when Ukraine's situation looked so hopeless that the United States offered to evacuate Zelensky and he famously refused, that a year later the Ukrainian people would have put up such a strong resistance, and the West would have given so much support for their efforts?

And that instead of Putin having a military parade in Kyiv, it would be Biden walking in the Ukrainian capital's streets.

Everything no be gra gra
One thing about wars, is that you care barely beat the indigenes that lives in a particular area.

Even the so called US would have a hard time cleaning up a country a third world country as Nigeria through a military operation.

The chances of the US wining a war against Nigeria in Nigeria is less than 15%. The same scenerio played out in Vietnam. Vietnam defeated them with just bobby traps and dane guns. Same thing also happened in Afghanistan.


So what are you saying? Also remember, Russia now controls more 20% of Ukraine.
ComputersMonetized Youtube Channel Available by Fuckernizer(op): 3:10pm On Feb 21, 2023
Okay, so i have this newly monetizedYouTube channel for sale with 1189 subscribers at the moment.

The channel is available for sale... Its a tech channel...

You just buy and start making money in dollarz since the channel has already been monetized with adsense.


Price: 150k (negotiable)
Whatsapp: 08066736065

FoodBehind Nigeria's Food Industry: Is The Food We Eat Safe And Healthy?" by Fuckernizer(op): 10:24pm On Jan 30, 2023
"The Dark Side of Nigeria's Food Industry: Unsafe Practices and Contaminated Foods Threaten Public Health"

The food industry is a vital part of Nigeria's economy, providing employment and feeding millions of people every day. However, there is growing concern about the safety and quality of the food that is being produced and sold in Nigeria.

From the use of harmful chemicals and additives to unhygienic production methods, there are serious questions about the safety of the food being consumed by Nigerians. In addition, there have been numerous reports of food contamination and outbreaks of food-borne illnesses, putting public health at risk.

The issue of unsafe food practices and contaminated foods is a sensitive and controversial topic, but it is one that needs to be addressed. With food security and public health on the line, it's time for Nigeria to take action to ensure that the food we eat is safe and healthy.


Do you think the food we consume is the cause of the increasingly popular heart and kidney related diseases in young people today?
Car TalkIs Car Washing A Necessary Expense Or A Threat To Our Environment? by Fuckernizer(op): 10:10pm On Jan 30, 2023
"Car washing has long been a hot topic in Nigeria. While some see it as a necessary expense to keep their vehicle looking its best, others view it as a waste of money and resources. However, with the recent drought and water scarcity in some parts of the country, the debate over car washing has become even more contentious.

On one hand, car washing is seen as an important part of maintaining a vehicle's appearance and value. A clean car is more appealing and can command a higher resale value. On the other hand, car washing can consume a significant amount of water and contribute to environmental degradation.

So, what's the solution? Some argue that it's time to adopt more eco-friendly car washing methods, such as using recycled water or opting for a waterless car wash. Others believe that the responsibility lies with car owners to be mindful of their water usage and avoid wasteful practices.

What do you think? Is car washing a necessary expense or a waste of resources? Share your thoughts and opinions on this controversial topic."
PoliticsRe: How America, Britain Influence Nigeria’s Presidential Elections by Fuckernizer: 6:46pm On Dec 10, 2022
DeLaRue:
That people still use words like 'colonial master' in reference to the UK is emblematic of the ingrained inferiority complex plaguing the average Nigerian, and their leaders..

Countries like the UK, France etc are relatively small countries on an irreversible long term decline, yet, Nigerian leaders are still fixated on what these countries think or say about us.

Even with the current situation in Nigeria, this is a big country, with the largest economy in Africa. Countries like France, UK, or organisations like the EU can do absolutely nothing against Nigeria. They simply don't have the economic might. They need us more than we need them, but we don't know it, because we have very poor leaders.

It is frustrating that every year, a small country like the UK or France can call over 40 African leaders to London or Paris for so-called UK-Africa or France - Africa summit, and you see silly African leaders rushing there and being hoarded into a hall to be lectured. Of course, our own leader is usually one of the first to turn up and mark register. Yet, none of these leaders ever demand that these summits also take place in Africa.

Can France or the UK summon all Asian or South American leaders?

Africans leaders mostly have no sense of worth.

Now, every presidential candidate is jostling to go to Chatham house in London to explain their plans for Nigerians, and then the media and the populace here spend weeks endlessly analysiing every sinew of what a candidate says at Chatham house. Do UK politicians come to Abuja to explain their plans for their people?

Atiku went to France, PDP proclaimed that he was 'invited to meet Nigeria's international partners.' At the end of the day, what we saw was a solitary picture of him sitting around a coffee table with what seemed like two 25 year old admin officers who looked like they had no idea why they were asked to meet Atiku. No French minister, not even a junior one, had the time to meet him. Yet, PDP was happy that he was at least pictured with 2 white people.

Obi snapped a laughable and cringe worthy photograph in front of EU building in Brussels. There was no evidence that he had any meeting with EU officials. Yet, the picture was trumpeted by the Labour party as proof that Mr Obi was 'engaging with international leaders and organisations'.

Tinubu does Chatham House, and the reverberation, analysis and counter analysis is still going on till today, with intense disagreements amongst diverse party supporters about Mr Tinubu's performance. Infact, to this day, Arise TV has not stopped bringing on 'experts' for endless dissection of 'Tinubu at Chatham House'.

Yet, in the UK, 99.9% of the populace don't know anything about Chatham House, and have probably not heard the name before. It is a largely insignificant institute in the UK, but here, we are obsessed with it. We have now made it a compulsory pre-election pilgrimage for our presidential candidates to talk to us from this institute located in a foreign country.

We have elevated these countries to a level they can't even believe. Why should the opinion of an American president or any foreign leader influence how we vote here. Every day we scrutinise every news to see if America or Europe is supporting any candidate. If we see even the most remote sign, we start celebrating for that candidate. Is America or Europe feeding you, paying your house rent, or if you have children, paying their school fees? Why do we desire their affirmation so much. What is their business with our election. Do Brazilian, Indian, or Egyptian presidential candidates travel abroad desperately seeking white man's approval before contesting election?

I think anytime we see any sign of interference from the US, France,UK or indeed any country with how we vote and who we vote for, we should, irrespective of the candidate you support, come together to demand they butt out or else we mount pressure on the government to impose sanctions on them.

Yes, Nigeria can impose sanctions on even the USA, let alone declining minnows like France and the UK. We just don't have the right leaders.
I love u bro... No homo.


Finally a sensible comment from a sensible Nigerian.

Our inferiority complex is mind blowing. Last night I told a friend I'd come back in my next life as a tree in a desert, than come back as an African.

P.s. I don't want to come back as an European or American either.
PoliticsYouths Swimming In Mud Water To Protest In Benue by Fuckernizer(op): 11:09pm On Oct 02, 2022
Youths Swimming in mud water to protest against bad roads in Otukpo, Benue State.

PoliticsRe: Save My Life: Sonia Ekweremadu Appeals For Kidney Donation by Fuckernizer: 11:12pm On Sep 12, 2022
Kam2021:
It will never be well with that David or whatever is his name of an idiot.
Na u e no go better for... Go donate ur own na... Anumpama.

Long live David.
RomanceRe: Lilith The First Woman by Fuckernizer: 9:54pm On Aug 01, 2022
Jon, who was Lilith bearing the children for? Holy ghost? Who got her pregnant after she fled the garden?
RomanceRe: 50k Giveaway....tell Me The Song I'm Playing Or The Musicians Name by Fuckernizer: 6:44am On Jun 28, 2022
Penkelemes,
TravelYou Can Pay For A Bus With 20 Squats In Romania (pix) by Fuckernizer(op): 10:11am On Jun 22, 2022
Did you know that in Romania, a place called Cluj-Napoca, you can pay for a bus ticket by doing 20 squat exercise?

According to sources, there is a device that measures the squat counts. You will get a free bus ride if you are old or disabled.

Would be a welcome development in Nigeria.

RomanceRe: Mind Blowing Pictures Of A Real Life Ken Doll by Fuckernizer(op): 9:54am On Jun 22, 2022
What do you think?


Modified: some of the pictures are not loading.

View more here: https://littledesire.com.ng/justin-jedlica/

RomanceMind Blowing Pictures Of A Real Life Ken Doll by Fuckernizer(op): 9:52am On Jun 22, 2022
I'm not certain about the right section to post this, but this how far people can go just to appease their obsession.

Ladies and and gentlemen, meet Justin Jedlica, a real life doll.

Source: https://littledesire.com.ng/justin-jedlica/

CrimeRe: Police Arrests 18 Girls For Raping A Married Man (pix) by Fuckernizer(op): 10:09pm On Jun 21, 2022
luminouz:
Story smelled like big fat lies to me

These scrawny, itsy-bitsy, little girls manhandled a whole MAN, seduced his ass and fuqed him?

I mean, I could take on 30 of these girls without breaking a sweat.

Maybe, a little bit of sweat but not enough to cramp my muscles na. grin


Could be they drugged him or something
Lol... 18 girls o... Regardless of their age, dem go mend u wella
CrimeRe: Police Arrests 18 Girls For Raping A Married Man (pix) by Fuckernizer(op): 3:24pm On Jun 21, 2022
donaldking10:
please i'm married too.
where can i locate these girls??
Enter Sudan, dem yapa

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