Congratulations 🥳🎉

Olavincentus:
My REDMI NOTE 9 PRO since 2021 is still going strong and fulfilling my needs adequately in 2024. I don't have any p.lan of changing it any time soon.

Mine had it screen broken last week. Had to buy a 13 immediately even though it wasn't my dream phone.

My dream phone is Xiaomi 14 pro or ultra. It was previously Xiaomi 13 ultra

If you've got window blinds for sale.. Quote me. Clearance sale biko

JAMO4REAL1:
Pls who knw oñdo state warehouse dey

Oda road

SuperOnyi:






Hello sir.


I just sent you a pm.

Acknowledged boss

SuperOnyi:




As we all know, broke people like me are terribly suffering in this country right now. Guys, I'm willing to offer my services in exchange for money.

The only thing that gives me hope is publishing books on online bookstores particularly Amazon but recently, the lack of power supply have become so severe that I've not been able to do anything. I actually quitted the menial job I was doing to focus on writing more books, I also did that because it wasn't really paying the bills.

This lack of power supply has made me hopeless, my neighbors have also become the Egyptians sent to torment me — these guys refused to pay the light bill so the PHCN guys angrily removed the whole wire while disconnecting the light. These Egyptians that English language forces me to address as neighbors never pay the light bill, they rather wake up in the middle of the night to connect the wire back.

I don't want to keep on ranting hence I have decided to:

1. Write articles, stories, or even books in exchange for money so I can move to another apartment.

2. If it's possible, I'm willing to "share my handsomeness" as it's not putting food on the table. Even though I don't care about my looks, I'm among the top 100,000 handsome men in Nigeria and if I start paying attention to my looks, I could be top 10.

3. I can help you create YouTube videos that will help you get monetize as soon as possible.

4. I can create book covers for you.

5. I can also do a voice over for you, I have a nice voice and clear accent.

Send me your account details via email sir.

MONEY247:

They say they pay gay people well for Thier service......

M

Please can you share me plugs? My gayness must not waste 🥺🥺🥺

planetx:
So why is the op saying you should move your crypto to a custodial wallet, that makes no sense since your assets in a wallet you control is out of reach from a third party.

Probably an honest omission

Voiceofthestree:


How about exodus ?

It's good, I don't use it tho cos it's not really mainstream. Mainstream for me are, safepal, Token pocket, Metamask, Trust, Bitget

newlife4:
, my whatsapp is inactive now till I repair my phone. I replied my mail

How I reach you then boss. Are you on TG?

Chienex24:


I am also using luno too... Is it a custodian wallet and is my transactions safe with it or I should move to another wallet? Which way?

No serious crypto individuals uses Luno. There are better exchanges out there.

Bybit, kucoin etc

EreluRoz:
Why are you afraid of policeman? Kikikikiki I sabi what I'm saying.

Crypto is just a coverup for some of you

Because it is those roadside policemen that deem every young person into crypto as a fraudster. Change your ways boss 😉

EreluRoz:
Internet boy, can you swear you don't know about Yahoo?

If you are not an international footballer, into oil and gas, politician and real estate you no go ever know the gate of my house. I don't trust all these internet boys.

Wahala, boss. Not everyone is into Yahoo. I hope you're not a policeman sha or above 70 years.

EreluRoz:
Be rolling your eyes there, can you go and marry with the crypto as work? Do you think your prospective father-in-law will handover his daughter to you?
What will be your reply if they ask you what you do for a living

I am a web3 product beta tester.

I specialize in web3 based contract interaction, full Dapp beta testing, mainnet full system utilization and testing, full point system online functionality check ups.

I receive payment in tokens upon TGE.

Now that's what I do for a living. Beat that.

bluefilm:
Which one is custodial wallet?

Non custodian Wallets are those wallets that you have their seed phrase. E g . Trust wallet, metamask etc

Custodian Wallets are wallets that's managed by a third party, like binance

EreluRoz:


Do you people actually make money from this crypto true true?

I don't even take anyone into this crypto thing seriously, it's same as betnaija gambling to me and if not why is it only men that do the crypto thing and the very few women involved are tomboy

SMH 🙄

Very few women you say..... 😌😌

iLegendd:
Mehn, no energy to type the full story.

The highlight is, this fine girl was just stealing glances, but scared to approach. I thought women aren't scared for rejection.

Also, this gay guy I bought foodstuff from his sister's shop tracked me to where I went to buy Milo, Peak, and detergent because I asked him for location. He thought I was new in town.

Tall, fine guy for that matter. From the moment I saw him carrying his sister's baby and his subtle feminine hand swing, I knew I was surrounded by angel Gaybriel.

Tracking me to another shop? Damn! You got balls. So gays are becoming this confident? This my pink lips go put me for trouble one day.

He was a little nervous though, but tried his best to control his fidgeting. As a guy man, I give am bag to carry for me.

He said he's into fashion and if I have anything to sew and blah blah blah. He started using pickup lines on me by seeking for an advice so that I'll be the one talk.

Where I wanted to buy catfish, we stopped and the woman said 2k. Before I knew it, he has already bargained 1.5k for me. See me see trouble. This one has become my wife already.

He said when he gets a bigger phone, he'll chat me up and would love to come see me. I gave him my phone to type his number because I knew that was where he was driving to. Body just dey sweet am.

When he wanted to dial it, I took the phone and said, "No, this line is for browsing alone. My main line is at home and I'll call you with it when I get back."

His name is Praise. If you're gay, I can give you using number. Tall, fair, feminine, and handsome. I wanted to take a picture with him, but changed my mind. Women have lost this fine guy.

Market women are just making calls 24/7 to confirm current price of everything so they can increase theirs. No one is ever reducing. The call is always to increase. Noodles I almost bought for 12.2k. Just a 20 seconds call, it turned to 12.5k.

See as body dey sweet them as dem dey count money dey sweat anyhow for market.

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️🌚🌚

newlife4 Please check your former email. I sent you something on WhatsApp