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Fashion / Re: Lady Wears Crop Top Lylon Bag With Swag by fucklikant101(m): 3:53pm On Mar 30, 2018
Lylon ? cheesy

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 3:49pm On Mar 30, 2018
elyte89:




Safarigirl...abeg let's move on from dis argies match, part of d main reason we over hpyed,over expected too much from our team grin,abeg let's make reference from d Serbia match, if a team defeats us 4-nil in dis world cup,are we still going to find succour/consolation from d argies match grin

She knows nothing about football, I will advise we send her to BBN thread

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Crime / Re: Woman Batters Man In A Public Brawl by fucklikant101(m): 11:51am On Mar 30, 2018
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Sports / Re: What Messi Said In The Dressing Room After They Lost Against Spain by fucklikant101(m): 10:04am On Mar 30, 2018

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Sports / Re: What Messi Said In The Dressing Room After They Lost Against Spain by fucklikant101(m): 10:03am On Mar 30, 2018
You are mad and sick upstairs, I will not click your blog for 0.00001$ per click mumu. If you no fit post am here then get lost!!!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Beware Of What Causes Behavioral Problems In Children by fucklikant101(m): 9:20am On Mar 30, 2018
See as we Africans carry another man religion for head cheesy
It is extremely embarrassing, Arabs that brought this religion to us are bloody racist and don't give a fuuuuck about you, Jews that brought Christianity to us also don't give two shiiiits about us grin We are very religious but also very ungodly people in Nigeria undecided

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Beware Of What Causes Behavioral Problems In Children by fucklikant101(m): 9:19am On Mar 30, 2018
sad angry angry angry No wonder, I noticed that I have psychopathic tendencies.

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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:00am On Mar 30, 2018
Imapearl:





so this is how ur girlfriend's own is
pity you
undecided

You Neva sleep, I know that you are horrny now and you want rough play cheesy




so this is how ur girlfriend's own is
pity you

Religion / Re: "Hell Does Not Exist" - Pope Francis by fucklikant101(m): 7:27pm On Mar 29, 2018
Even if Jesus himself comes back to life and says there is no HELL, Nigerians will say he is a liar cheesy

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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 2:09pm On Mar 29, 2018
makydebbie:
You'll cum don't worry. cheesy
shocked shocked

Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 2:05pm On Mar 29, 2018
makydebbie:
My comment doesn't come off as me being sex starved. Infact, I'm not at all.
Can I put just the mushroom tip inside? I promise I will not explode my come inside unless it is too sweeeeeet shocked
Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 1:45pm On Mar 29, 2018
makydebbie:
I think it depends on the lady's diet. But ladies cum taste better than guys cum. Guys cum 'taste' like electricity. lipsrsealed

This thread is filled with extremely horrrrny sex starved ladies cheesy na like this I go chop you and succumbus kiss

Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 1:29pm On Mar 29, 2018
[quote author=izaray post=66259063][/quote]
I am an assssssstronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus and your clitoris wink

Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 1:25pm On Mar 29, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



grin


Hahahahaahaahahah...chaaaiii!

This is why i like virgins..They are very innocent even the way they ask kiss

Succumbus baby hmmmmmm kiss
I am a responsible virgin and will not mind to have threeeesome with you and izaray kiss I will eat you snail before I teabag unless it smells like rotten cat fish or it is a thick forest angry I will use my spanner to panel beat your engine, I will use engine oil if necessary cool

Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 1:02pm On Mar 29, 2018
izaray:
Lefulefu don't mind that boy, and he called himself a responsible married man, maybe he forgot the meaning of the word sha
angry angry

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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:50pm On Mar 29, 2018
lefulefu:

how do u know if she has a soft big wide juicy nyansh
I applied Okafor's law of Congodynamics smiley

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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:48pm On Mar 29, 2018
izaray:
Grow up boy, grow up!
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You must be very stupid!!! I am a responsible married man with 2 kids undecided
Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:35pm On Mar 29, 2018
[quote author=izaray post=66258124][/quote]

I knew you were freaky hmmmmm kiss
I don't want to be a father yet so I will not pour everything inside, I will pour the rest inside your mouth embarassed and to spit or swallow is your decision wink

Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:29pm On Mar 29, 2018
izaray:
Do you just called that dot you've got between ur legs a dick
I will use anointing oil on your soft titttties before putting my big head in the middle and shake it vigorously angry I will eat your slimy snail before putting my mushroom tip inside shocked

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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:14pm On Mar 29, 2018
izaray:
Just listen to yourself sad
Hey babes, what I do? smiley
I will not mind burying my phat heavy coock in your soft big wide juicy nyansh wink I will pour all my akumulated fermented come inside your sweet pussay cheesy

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 11:43am On Mar 29, 2018
safarigirl:
na una sabi. I kuku no watch, was just saying undecided

Both can play no mean say the coach wan play them. You no dey Rohr mind

Safariwoman, I just checked your DP now kiss

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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 11:38am On Mar 29, 2018
It taste like rotten fish garnished with rotten egg cheesy but it is best tasted when it stinks badly and drips kiss

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Jokes Etc / Chair Pull Prank :) by fucklikant101(m): 11:07pm On Mar 28, 2018
Who also did this chair pull prank in secondary school cheesy





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyMjzZ1LshE
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 11:02pm On Mar 28, 2018
SERBIAN Match: VITAL LESSONS!

Must Read: Gernot Rohr.

This is my humble reaction and submission to those in the Nff, admistrative authorities, concerned high stakeholders and friends who called to demand for a critical explanation for SE woeful showing & loss to Serbia.
First, I will explain that these matches are WC preparatory, or test matches and results would vary. Only a bad Coach would insist on fielding his strongest side, and not experiment to determine his best materials leading to the main event.
I salute the courage & focus of Coach Gernot Rohr for always cleverly shielding his plans from the prying eyes of rival Spies & paid Hawks.
I respect his tactics & strategies.
He is a very good tactician! I applaud the Coach.
SE have nothing else to prove.
The Coach could have won still, if he wanted to, he knew what to do, trust me. But to what purpose? Nigerians must know that football is a strategic game of cons, intrigues & delusions. It demands knowledge, intrigues & intelligence to execute a strategic winning plan.
Gernot Rohr told the world that he wasn’t desperate to win the Serbian game. Implying that he was going to experiment and explore other tactics and formation that might not outrightly yeild positive result.
I was spot on in my preview of this match warning against the danger of under performance, or under estimating the Serbians.
We also presented that Serbia would die to win and they brought their A game.
I was also spot on informing Nigerians of a ‘burst’ outcome, if our midfield fail to take charge and control, and shred-off the challenge in the middle of the pack.
GR matchday-list for the occasion was telling because he threw the game open when he handed Captain’s Arm Band to Onazi, and named him in his starting 11.
Furthermore, GR gave Ahmed Musa a rare chance to prove himself a better man than Ighalo as Top 9.
Awaziem, Idowu, Ekong & Ebuehi were re-tested together. It was good experimentation, one you would not risk without a trial. Uzoho is still coming up.
Ubuehi must not aggravate his fragile health; his quality is not in doubt.
Ekong, Idowu & Awaziem are all of good quality. Why risk injury & all with the WC next door.
Now, Nigerians have seen the boys and everyone is entitled to an opinion, whether such opinions are technical, or unfounded and pedestrian. Popular or unpopular the media are dishing out all sorts of analyses.
I have read comments about the match and most of them are dry and sentimental.
This is not only a Nigerian problem, even in Argentina, La Albiceleste had succumbed 1- 6 to Spain, in Madrid, fans will take to the streets.
Portugal had also suffered a 0-3 defeat with CR7 in the mix. Some are calling for a sack.
Such is the extent fans could go.
Many of these so-called hardline followers (fans) are football illiterates & quacks.
They lack deep knowledge of the game and only believe their team must WIN in every match, even in mock games.
We need a lot of education on this.

SUPER EAGLES’ CAPTAINCY:
A captain is a manager & coordinator of his team, also during play. It is critical to how a team performs. The team Captain combines his duties wit supervision of his colleagues. It is a dual function & not everyone can handle it.
Ordinarilly, the oldest team player should claim it but it must not be automatic if the player lacks the qualities to lead.
Onazi Ogenyi has failed again leading SE. Against South Africa, last year, and now Serbia.
So, GR knew why he switched the Band (C) from Troost-Ekong, CB to Onazi in 4 days.
Onazi lost direction again & failed to coordinate his midfield, he allowed the Serbians to dictate the Midfield rhythm and take the initiative. These lapses clearly have shown what level GR can commit to him..
MIDFIELD:
A match is won and lost in the midfield department, a good Coach will tell u.
SE had no midfield play against the hardworking Serbians. Joel was lost, Ndidi suffered & Onazi was at sea, completely overwhelmed & confused. The duty & initiative to shred the Serbians was lost. It was a below par outing.
No feeds to out strikers. This was a show of shame. It was a disaster!
ATTACK:
Ahmed Musa’s deficiency was clearly revealed without Iheanacho’s presence. Musa has by far past his best, just like Uwa Elderson Echiejele who watched from the bench. These are “Aged” players under illusion as boys.
We all know them; they can’t give what they don’t have.
Ighalo is fighting for a 2nd choice top 9 spot with Musa, but the man had failed himself again to take half chances, even the rear gift chance in the box, he frittered away.
Victor Moses & Iwobi showed commitment and their class even in the drab encounter.
OVERALL ASSESSMENT:
The match served its purpose very well. Kudos to the technical Man, GR for using these matches to expose the deficiencies of our “Big Players”.
Heads can now start rolling.
Nigerians must not be surprised to see NEW faces in the SE next invitation.
The clock is ticking fast and SE are getting set to fly.
NEW CALL UPS:
Our striking role is our current major headache & concerns of fans.
We expect the Crew to source for proven goals-machine to be invited no matter the Division in which they play for quick assessment.

Suggested Names:
1) Cyriel Dessers
2) Paul Unuachu
3) Fernando Adi
4) Obafemi Martins..

Critics speaking against seeing these eligible Nigerias get called up are either nursing a clandestine motive, or clearly know nothing about this game, and are enemies of SE & Nigeria.
There are more ‘battles’ ahead to be fought to hammer the team into good shape before the WC, and GR have proved very decisive with his Master stroke in Serbian Match by not showing his full hand but only his intent.
The ‘Oyinbo Man’ knows his starting 11 for the WC. Don’t be deceived.
SE will be the team to beat at the Mundial.
I stand by them, 100%.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 2:12pm On Mar 28, 2018
forgiveness:


That's a good one. grin

But Ogbuke? grin

Mr forgiveness the woman beater cheesy
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 12:11pm On Mar 28, 2018
Goke7:


Likewise Akpeyi the goal keeper. The guy does well for his cub too
angry

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 12:04pm On Mar 28, 2018
Checking Aluko stats, I will agree he gets called up again....Martins, Ideye and Ogbuke should also not be forgotten cheesy

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 8:02am On Mar 28, 2018
I go like know the moniker here wey dey disgrace himself for xtratime Croatian forum sey we go win all those group games. The guy is a first grade mumu
Sports / Re: Amaju Pinnick Visits Karl Ikeme At Christie Clinic In Manchester (Photos) by fucklikant101(m): 6:33pm On Mar 27, 2018
Nwaohafia1:
This guy never well? Quick recovery brother
Please you know nothing about football, go and watch BBN and cook for me and later come to the other room to please me as I wish kiss

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Sports / Re: Amaju Pinnick Visits Karl Ikeme At Christie Clinic In Manchester (Photos) by fucklikant101(m): 6:32pm On Mar 27, 2018
wink wink

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