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Fashion / Re: Lady Wears Crop Top Lylon Bag With Swag by fucklikant101(m): 3:53pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
Lylon ? 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 3:49pm On Mar 30, 2018 |
elyte89: She knows nothing about football, I will advise we send her to BBN thread 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Woman Batters Man In A Public Brawl by fucklikant101(m): 11:51am On Mar 30, 2018 |
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Sports / Re: What Messi Said In The Dressing Room After They Lost Against Spain by fucklikant101(m): 10:04am On Mar 30, 2018 |
RichieEkeh: You are sic upstairs 1 Like |
Sports / Re: What Messi Said In The Dressing Room After They Lost Against Spain by fucklikant101(m): 10:03am On Mar 30, 2018 |
You are mad and sick upstairs, I will not click your blog for 0.00001$ per click mumu. If you no fit post am here then get lost!!! 1 Like |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Beware Of What Causes Behavioral Problems In Children by fucklikant101(m): 9:20am On Mar 30, 2018 |
See as we Africans carry another man religion for head It is extremely embarrassing, Arabs that brought this religion to us are bloody racist and don't give a fuuuuck about you, Jews that brought Christianity to us also don't give two shiiiits about us We are very religious but also very ungodly people in Nigeria 3 Likes
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Islam for Muslims / Re: Beware Of What Causes Behavioral Problems In Children by fucklikant101(m): 9:19am On Mar 30, 2018 |
No wonder, I noticed that I have psychopathic tendencies. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:00am On Mar 30, 2018 |
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Religion / Re: "Hell Does Not Exist" - Pope Francis by fucklikant101(m): 7:27pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
Even if Jesus himself comes back to life and says there is no HELL, Nigerians will say he is a liar 9 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 2:09pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
makydebbie:
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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 2:05pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
makydebbie:Can I put just the mushroom tip inside? I promise I will not explode my come inside unless it is too sweeeeeet |
Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 1:45pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
makydebbie: This thread is filled with extremely horrrrny sex starved ladies na like this I go chop you and succumbus
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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 1:29pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
[quote author=izaray post=66259063][/quote] I am an assssssstronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus and your clitoris
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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 1:25pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
QueenSuccubus: Succumbus baby hmmmmmm I am a responsible virgin and will not mind to have threeeesome with you and izaray I will eat you snail before I teabag unless it smells like rotten cat fish or it is a thick forest I will use my spanner to panel beat your engine, I will use engine oil if necessary
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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 1:02pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
izaray: 1 Like
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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:50pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
lefulefu:I applied Okafor's law of Congodynamics 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:48pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
izaray:[b][/b] You must be very stupid!!! I am a responsible married man with 2 kids |
Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:35pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
[quote author=izaray post=66258124][/quote] I knew you were freaky hmmmmm I don't want to be a father yet so I will not pour everything inside, I will pour the rest inside your mouth and to spit or swallow is your decision
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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:29pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
izaray:I will use anointing oil on your soft titttties before putting my big head in the middle and shake it vigorously I will eat your slimy snail before putting my mushroom tip inside 10 Likes
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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 12:14pm On Mar 29, 2018 |
izaray:Hey babes, what I do? I will not mind burying my phat heavy coock in your soft big wide juicy nyansh I will pour all my akumulated fermented come inside your sweet pussay 2 Likes
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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 11:43am On Mar 29, 2018 |
safarigirl: Safariwoman, I just checked your DP now 6 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: How Does Vagina Taste Like? by fucklikant101(m): 11:38am On Mar 29, 2018 |
It taste like rotten fish garnished with rotten egg but it is best tasted when it stinks badly and drips 1 Like 1 Share
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Jokes Etc / Chair Pull Prank :) by fucklikant101(m): 11:07pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 11:02pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
SERBIAN Match: VITAL LESSONS! Must Read: Gernot Rohr. This is my humble reaction and submission to those in the Nff, admistrative authorities, concerned high stakeholders and friends who called to demand for a critical explanation for SE woeful showing & loss to Serbia. First, I will explain that these matches are WC preparatory, or test matches and results would vary. Only a bad Coach would insist on fielding his strongest side, and not experiment to determine his best materials leading to the main event. I salute the courage & focus of Coach Gernot Rohr for always cleverly shielding his plans from the prying eyes of rival Spies & paid Hawks. I respect his tactics & strategies. He is a very good tactician! I applaud the Coach. SE have nothing else to prove. The Coach could have won still, if he wanted to, he knew what to do, trust me. But to what purpose? Nigerians must know that football is a strategic game of cons, intrigues & delusions. It demands knowledge, intrigues & intelligence to execute a strategic winning plan. Gernot Rohr told the world that he wasn’t desperate to win the Serbian game. Implying that he was going to experiment and explore other tactics and formation that might not outrightly yeild positive result. I was spot on in my preview of this match warning against the danger of under performance, or under estimating the Serbians. We also presented that Serbia would die to win and they brought their A game. I was also spot on informing Nigerians of a ‘burst’ outcome, if our midfield fail to take charge and control, and shred-off the challenge in the middle of the pack. GR matchday-list for the occasion was telling because he threw the game open when he handed Captain’s Arm Band to Onazi, and named him in his starting 11. Furthermore, GR gave Ahmed Musa a rare chance to prove himself a better man than Ighalo as Top 9. Awaziem, Idowu, Ekong & Ebuehi were re-tested together. It was good experimentation, one you would not risk without a trial. Uzoho is still coming up. Ubuehi must not aggravate his fragile health; his quality is not in doubt. Ekong, Idowu & Awaziem are all of good quality. Why risk injury & all with the WC next door. Now, Nigerians have seen the boys and everyone is entitled to an opinion, whether such opinions are technical, or unfounded and pedestrian. Popular or unpopular the media are dishing out all sorts of analyses. I have read comments about the match and most of them are dry and sentimental. This is not only a Nigerian problem, even in Argentina, La Albiceleste had succumbed 1- 6 to Spain, in Madrid, fans will take to the streets. Portugal had also suffered a 0-3 defeat with CR7 in the mix. Some are calling for a sack. Such is the extent fans could go. Many of these so-called hardline followers (fans) are football illiterates & quacks. They lack deep knowledge of the game and only believe their team must WIN in every match, even in mock games. We need a lot of education on this. SUPER EAGLES’ CAPTAINCY: A captain is a manager & coordinator of his team, also during play. It is critical to how a team performs. The team Captain combines his duties wit supervision of his colleagues. It is a dual function & not everyone can handle it. Ordinarilly, the oldest team player should claim it but it must not be automatic if the player lacks the qualities to lead. Onazi Ogenyi has failed again leading SE. Against South Africa, last year, and now Serbia. So, GR knew why he switched the Band (C) from Troost-Ekong, CB to Onazi in 4 days. Onazi lost direction again & failed to coordinate his midfield, he allowed the Serbians to dictate the Midfield rhythm and take the initiative. These lapses clearly have shown what level GR can commit to him.. MIDFIELD: A match is won and lost in the midfield department, a good Coach will tell u. SE had no midfield play against the hardworking Serbians. Joel was lost, Ndidi suffered & Onazi was at sea, completely overwhelmed & confused. The duty & initiative to shred the Serbians was lost. It was a below par outing. No feeds to out strikers. This was a show of shame. It was a disaster! ATTACK: Ahmed Musa’s deficiency was clearly revealed without Iheanacho’s presence. Musa has by far past his best, just like Uwa Elderson Echiejele who watched from the bench. These are “Aged” players under illusion as boys. We all know them; they can’t give what they don’t have. Ighalo is fighting for a 2nd choice top 9 spot with Musa, but the man had failed himself again to take half chances, even the rear gift chance in the box, he frittered away. Victor Moses & Iwobi showed commitment and their class even in the drab encounter. OVERALL ASSESSMENT: The match served its purpose very well. Kudos to the technical Man, GR for using these matches to expose the deficiencies of our “Big Players”. Heads can now start rolling. Nigerians must not be surprised to see NEW faces in the SE next invitation. The clock is ticking fast and SE are getting set to fly. NEW CALL UPS: Our striking role is our current major headache & concerns of fans. We expect the Crew to source for proven goals-machine to be invited no matter the Division in which they play for quick assessment. Suggested Names: 1) Cyriel Dessers 2) Paul Unuachu 3) Fernando Adi 4) Obafemi Martins.. Critics speaking against seeing these eligible Nigerias get called up are either nursing a clandestine motive, or clearly know nothing about this game, and are enemies of SE & Nigeria. There are more ‘battles’ ahead to be fought to hammer the team into good shape before the WC, and GR have proved very decisive with his Master stroke in Serbian Match by not showing his full hand but only his intent. The ‘Oyinbo Man’ knows his starting 11 for the WC. Don’t be deceived. SE will be the team to beat at the Mundial. I stand by them, 100%. 3 Likes |
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 2:12pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
forgiveness: Mr forgiveness the woman beater |
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 12:11pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Goke7: 1 Like
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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 12:04pm On Mar 28, 2018 |
Checking Aluko stats, I will agree he gets called up again....Martins, Ideye and Ogbuke should also not be forgotten 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by fucklikant101(m): 8:02am On Mar 28, 2018 |
I go like know the moniker here wey dey disgrace himself for xtratime Croatian forum sey we go win all those group games. The guy is a first grade mumu |
Sports / Re: Amaju Pinnick Visits Karl Ikeme At Christie Clinic In Manchester (Photos) by fucklikant101(m): 6:33pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
Nwaohafia1:Please you know nothing about football, go and watch BBN and cook for me and later come to the other room to please me as I wish 26 Likes
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Sports / Re: Amaju Pinnick Visits Karl Ikeme At Christie Clinic In Manchester (Photos) by fucklikant101(m): 6:32pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
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