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LondonLisa: Tom Brady Is God Niqqah!<3

Uhh niggah Tom Brady aint all that tho. Aaron Rodgers is a better QB and he sexier too. Lol

CAMEROONPRIDE: Lmao ..people start voting naaa.
Yoo royal who gon win the monday night ftball tonight?
My texans r in pain like wtf. Brady handsdown have u seen this play action+deep throw?
#teamfoster

The Texans are getting on my nerves right now. They are down by 14, they are doing good so far this season so they better not let the Patriots win this one, hell the Patriots been playing like shyt this season. Heres to me hoping the Texans get to the superbowl or atleast the damn playoffs. I thought I was gonna bust a nut when they lost to the Packers, but atleast thats their only lost so far this season.

~Royal~:
Debosky got on the same funeral suit from last year?!?!

Nah man Go change that Suit, i voted for you in that Outfit last year, you ain't gonna rock the same outfit each contest. Fuc Outa Hea.

I vote for follypimpi...solely because he is rocking High Water Pants that look like extended bermuda Shorts

Fam throw a Anklet around that.

I rock Anklet's all the Time.

You gotta be a real Thorough niqqah to get away with rocking Anklets.

Lmao! You just be crackin me up with your ish. Damn niggah, lol

AlterEgo™:
Aaaawwwww....

Sorry 'bout that sweerie.

Bur I never said I was gon' compete or suggested such, did I

I'm sorry bish I really am

As for the 'fix', I promise to make it up to you



Please hon don't be mad at me

The last thing I want now is for you to be mad at me. I got more than enough ish going wrong for me here please

Well I assumed cus you so sexy that you would be in the contest, hell most of these niggahs contending dont got nothing on you

Fine, Ima wait for you to make it up cus I cant even stay mad at you...you too fine to be mad at lol but damn niggah whats up with your profile pic, I clicked thinkin I was gone get a lil fix but that ish gave me the heebie jeebies! Come on boo, change that profile pic and give me something to work with

AlterEgo™:
Wetin man do na



What I have I done fuckie

I was lookin forward to seeing ur profile up there as a contender. I was lookin forward to seein your sexy pictures but you not even competing! How am I gonna get my sexy chocolate fix now?

Sooo not fair!!! Im mad at you, you got my hopes up only to crash them

Alter Ego I am mad at you 4reals! You done messed up my Monday afternoon

Legit1: Why?

I guess cus I think Jim Carey's face is a lil scary and odd, and it doesn't help with all his ridic facial expressions. He kinda looks like a pedo to me. IJS

Legit 1 your picture of Jim Carey creeps me out for some odd reason

Ileke-IdI:
Ohh snap!!

LOL

kandiikane: Lol
My secret weapon.

Hmmm, scrumptious chocolate. I wouldnt mind licking some whip cream off him. Lol
Is he competing? I hope we get to see his face later lol.

And bish where the hell you been getting all these foine niggahs at? I aint know Nairaland had it like that. Lol

kandiikane: Hope this pic isn't too small. My phone memory is full.

Hold up, who dat?

kandiikane: [img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/639196[/img]

Wagwan baby boy? You is loking FIONE!!

I still aint seen a capless picture

Lucenzo, you got my vote boo.

Ooo and this is weird but you really look like my gay friend Brandon, well you're more sexier but yalls face could pass yall for twins tho.

caseless: what? U consider anything a reason to insult? No, dat's not cool....u knw. Dont join the bad gang, pls.

Lol I try to keep my temper but sometimes that just aint enough. Some people just constantly be pushing my buttons and sometimes I just burst out in flames. Anyways thats a normal part of being human, I'd be worried if someone didnt insult a person that been pushing they button for the longest.

caseless: thank u for coming down to my level. I tot u were insulting me with that post(look at what ur accent has caused)...laffs....hahaha...

Lol hehe, nah I dont insult without a reason to.

dopeJemi: Dahz wah u shouldah said at d start


U made Me fink u were a Racist


We cooL girL, No hard feeLings



IDOWU, middLe finger pointing rite at ya

Lol we kooler than an ice pack
But nah how the heck am I gone be racist against my own people? My dad and brothers are black men, so I cant love my them and be racist towards them at the same time. Lol, hell some of the finest men I've ever seen were black. Hell, I love my black skin and my African heritage.

Idowuogbo: shud i go ahead and slay his azz? i gat u bish! i gat u!

Girl dont worry about his as-s, it aint worth it. Dont waste your energy on trifiling as-s niggahs.
But lol girl u mad funny.

caseless: i'm still lost. Pls, Speak in naija accent to ease things for me....

U sabi pidgin? Ehen...na dat one i understand pass....

lol

Uhh, I basically said "what are you talking about?"

Idowuogbo:

u actually gon let dat slide? bish, u changed.....

No I havent changed. I just dont wana get all riled up this morning. It is 9:43am n it is too damn early to start with sum haterade. Ya feel me? N plus I know what he said aint even true, so im not even gonna amuse his as-s.

Like the saying goes: stick and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

Anyways now that he playing on my bad side, I got it out for him. Ima have to strike a niggah down one of these days if he keep talkin ish.

Idowuogbo: excuse me... dat was rude!! apologise now!!!

Girl its all good, I aint even trippin about it, his statement aint gone ruin my lovely Monday morning.

caseless: this right here must have been imported from AMERICA. US accent thing.....

Huh? Whatcha talkin about Willis?

2sexy: hahahaha... welcome to the world of IDOWUOGBOLOGBO!

Lol thanks. Do you mind helping me translate what she typed?

Idowuogbo: hahhahahahahha.. gotcha!

i did dat on purpose.

Now go hunt down some bish called *kails*

she gon hook u up!

Lol bish, I see you got jokes! Dont worry about it tho, in no time ima be able to understand all these slang y'all be using.

Idowuogbo: norrin ah gwan yuh no, me jus dey yah ah flex and things yuh see mi?

Bish, you know I barely understood what you just typed. You got me over feeling like I'm dyslexic or sum kinda ish like that. Lol

Idowuogbo: its means warrrido in jamo lingua. gerrit now? bish!

Lol my main bish thanks for the clarification.
So what-ah-gwuan?

AlterEgo™:
Hey Fuckie bish
What-ah-Gwuan

Lol my sexy chocolate, what it do?
Oh and what does what ah gwuan mean

kandiikane: Translation:
He wants you to sit on his 2inch dikc.

O dayum! Lol thats not impressive at all. I've seen Asian men with bigger dikcs lol
N we all know Asian dikcs are on the small side

rokiatu: Where do i start from? na waaa for unaa

Bish, you are working them shoes!