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Idowuogbo: How?

Lol you just basically called the niggah fugly

tellwsdom: Come over, so we talk.

What we gone talk about?

Idowuogbo: Na thanks! I'll pass on d fuglyness.

Bish, now that was rude!

Idowuogbo: Yo bish, dats rude....

Uhh, lol well you can have him if you want

Please can we get some more pictures of fine sexy niggahs to balance out peroskyze picture?

peroskyeze: who wan be my manager? I want the best ooo no b wowo manager, I wan win this thing

Uhh dont wana be rude or anything but uhh are you competing too?

lazeal: https://www.nairaland.com/yeecar

That dikc looks disgusting, not attractive in the least bit

freshdude: ok.!! i nominate ma self, first i will need a campaign manager before this cyber gangs will sideline me. saw what happened in the girls contest.

Start by taking off Squidward's picture and replacing it with yours

Legit1: @fukcwitme

Interesting pics

U prefer white guys to black?

No hard feelings against black guys, I think some are sexy but I mostly date white guys.
Anyways this thread isn't about my dating preference. Back to topic...Show us some nice sexy chocolate bodies

lucenzo: I can see my face

Hold up is that you in the bottom pic coming out the swimming pool? With water oozing all over that gorgeous body? Tell me its you!!!

Rooneyboy: come, this girl u no dey sleep ?

huh?
Nvm, i just figured it out.
Yes I do sleep, but its only 3:20am and Im not sleepy yet.

tellwsdom: Who saw??

I only saw that we have the same phone
SG3 baby

Oahray: 3packs and 2 folds...
Lets pretend each fold is a pack, it still doesnt amount to 6. Anyway... Let the ladies decide.

LMAO

Peter Griffin

lucenzo: #teamlucenzo needs support oooo. I need a campaign manager.

Hmm, your guns are aight. Why dont u take off your shirt so we can see what you're working with first?
And your lips look good too. Wouldnt mind licking ice cream off of them

tellwsdom: Who wants to see my face??

Me. I nominated you

Why is this a surprise? I mean they did spend $8million to shut down the floor of the hospital while she was giving birth to her Blue Ivy. They got the money so let them flaunt it.

Hovah isnt very easy on the eyes

I nominate 190.

Shollypopz: Trust me Ileke has seen that ish, she has seen the package. The b1tch has seen it all, they do go way back 4 sure!

Ilekepls I just want to see him shirtless, ignore what fuckwitme said about tracing IP address, b1tch be tripping!

LMAO!
Yep she done seen and tested the package, thats how she know he a stallion in bed.

sadeiyare: How am I going to do that, can you rig it for me to win

Lol I dont think that's possible but every candidate is a winner

sadeiyare: Candidate for what ?

For Mr. Nairaland. Arent you competing?

Ileke-IdI:
I want to see it too o

Girl how am I sure you havent already seen it? A lil birdy told me y'all go way back lol

sadeiyare: Helping you tell itsmodella to back-off ; she already choose her candidate

Ohhh okay lol thanks. Are you her candidate?

Come on 2Legit...we want a picture of you capless in nothing but your boxers/brief

FYI if you want you can PM a picture of you in your birthday suit, I wouldn't mind

Shollypopz: Y'all were close to tho We understand, he is fyne But Ileke let's see more naa, I promise I won't let fuckwitme send him a PM

@fuckwitme: Stay clear!!

Dont worry about it boo, I aint gone PM him. Im already trackin down his IP address so I can locate his sexy as-s. Im about to pay him a visit

Shollypopz: My what??!! What??!! I don't know that dude from Adams, 2legit is my one and only.

Why you are denying jayjam? I dont think he gone b happy when he finds out his bish dont wana accept him in public. Lol
N btw, me n modella already got dibs on 2legit...maybe you can have him on the leap days.

sadeiyare: * Amplified in naija pigin english* You don prize am, con even drive my customers so make you pay lol * Remove scaff and tie it on her waist*

I dont understand one word you just typed. Can you translate it to regular english please. Thank you

ItsModella: How about Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays??

Okay deal. I get his as-s for 4 nights, including the weekend. I cant be mad at that. Thats just enough nights for me to tame him

ItsModella: who the hell is jayjam? isn't that shollypopz boyfriend? No thank you, I'll pass

Oh damn! Shollypopz thats your niggah? I admire your tatse and bravery.
Okay modella, you can have 2legit on mondays and tuesdays while I get his sexy as-s the rest of the week. Deal?

Ileke-IdI:
No. He's not mines o.

He's still available, rich, and he's a stallion in bed (I'm reading his résumé)

Let me be the judge of that

ItsModella: hey bish, slow down on the baby daddy talk...you realize I'm here, right?

Lol girl please. I am 2legits one and only future baby momma. We do not need to take this up on an episode of Maury
Anyways you can have jayjam if you're looking 4 a baby daddy