NwaAmaikpe:




Why should the Twitter ban be lifted?

The only people whose means of livelihood has been affected by the ban are those who have taken up the act of criticizing government as a job function.
Criticising our country is unpatriotic, infact it is devilish to complain.
We should be grateful that our farms are fertile enough to feed our herdsmen's cows.
We must not encourage unpatriotism.

It is unfair to ask herdsmen to build ranches when we have sufficient farmlands all over Benue and Oyo states to feed their cattle.

Many of our fathers are drunkards and most of our mothers are prostitutes, but we never say it in the public. We celebrate them every father's day and call them the best moms.
So how come we find it so easy to expose our darling daddy's government's inefficiencies?

We did not even for a second think that trying to expose the October 20th Lekki toll-gate Massacre on Twitter was unpatriotic.

How did we lose it?

Our forefathers have always suffered and smiled but the lazy youths of today want to challenge the status quo and will not hear till they are spoken to in languages they understand abi?

For now that language is Hausa, Malami makes official addresses in it.
So those who have so far relied on Twitter for information should better switch to BBC Hausa or Voice of America Hausa.

The earlier you enrol for language lessons in Hausa, the better for you. Because before long, even the governors in the South will start speaking Hausa.

Sai Baba but na to japa sure pass because our country is in a state of hopelessness.

u just so useless

Send me a DM..make I give u contact to call.. No expenses attached.. Gonna do it freely for u- any location apart from god forsaken northern part of zoo

He will start respecting even animals in the neighborhood.

I hate rubbish

Nigeria will see war from each corners.. We are ready to die for our leader. Keep calm

Lol. Nnamdi kanu wey jus pass my house now for new york

Nice song.. Put in more effort- not easy

jaytee01:
The hooligan engaged the police in a "heavy gun battle" with that locally made gun?

SMH!

the bullet can spread out and hit up to 5 people down. Unlike ak47 that hits one person

Hijab don block aunty brain

OnionBandit:
Girls from that region are always like that...

I won't forget the things my old eyes saw during my 5 years stay in Enugu. I was a young chap with a job that paid. Everywhere I went to, see as these dot girls dey drool over me..even the ones in the company of their boyfriends

In those days, their thick legs weren't much of a turn off for me. The hairy chests of course were.

Damn!

The story is long. I think I will have to open a thread for at..

Watch out for "My days in Enugu"

who dash monkey banana

Quote me if you know more about this drop ship stuff. I want my wife to get busy in Nigeria.

Location nko. Abi which kind thing be this.. Graphic designer need chop cane o.

That's for u bro.. As for me.. I love my woman.. And I trust her.. That doesn't make me weak- its what I hustled for

oyebanji44:
These guys are financial strong compared with those ipobpigs

yes-because ipob ain't bloodsuckers but freedom foghters- yes because ipob stands for truth.

I wonder who gave birth to this kind porous human. Lord have mercy

kogi2010:

do even know im ur dad? ur mom use to b my baby it nice taking her from behind u can ask her

Aro patient. Lol

kogi2010:
they thought jobeg is like naija were dey misbehave n go free, u will hear them bragging n chest beat abt the ownership of sa yet dey are chasing them out niw I wounder where dey will come to now that dey call Nigeria zoo my question is
1. will dey come back to the zoo and also b address as animal?
2. will they come back n join the biafra struggle or go online n create dere own country?

see this product of a torned condom. U are now referring to Igbo's.

Mr man- na all foreigners them dey attack.

Abeg did Portugal qualify?

Mumu raised to power 10- you will never get married in life- your hoe will soon start smelling dead fishes, you gave your life to Christ and left catholic church lol. So catholics ain't christians- only the weak in spirit say such like cowards

Billyonaire666:
All these gra gra just to seize their cars and assets and liquidate them and share the money among unaselves.

Or does the proceeds disappear back to abroad?

bro.. Ntin dey happen- after this picture- they will ask for 300k for bail- when you pay- they will release you- but the car won't be returned.

Just collect number from one of them..then u are forever saved in the hustle.


Been there so fuk da shii

If this dude wear cap.. E go resemble obo walahi

Abascoh:

They will still qualify as one of the best losers even if they lose by 3:0. The only way Portugal will be knocked out today is if they lose by 4:0

OK. Thanks for this. Cux France is a very powerful team jare

Abeg o. Team Portugal . just draw make ronaldo 3 goals no waste.. He's our GOAT

Lmao. Pull out of Nigeria..


They dare not na.

They should probe any cow hahahaha. Onye ala. No go dey zuzu

P1PrinceKT:
Igbos are terrorist.

Fulani herdsmen are yahoo boys abi

Proudly Onye dot

Olodo rabata oju eja lomo je

That's what they sang when I do come last in primary school..

But my first year in secondary school I took 5th because I had a gf who told me she doesn't like dull people..

Something must ginger man..

Go write about your politicians like this- channel the brain u use write this rubbish to tackle corruption-

If efcc fit fit use the same way they arrest G boys on politicians- This zoo for don dey ok-

Every country get yahoo boys- the abnormal ones dey misbehave like you write- the big boys in the game dey lowkey dey hustle and grind

thebosstrevor1:


Go read my past comments, i mentioned my tribe.

na you I come nairaland come check abi.

Oga leave igbos alone. If Nigeria is afraid of conducting referendum- that should let you know they know 100% igbos want to leave this zoo republic- we can't be living with people without brains- Let us go- and see if Nigeria will stand

Wetin the guy do na. Una jus dey shout scammer since

thebosstrevor1:




You can brag about your tribe but then if i do that, it is because of the british and because i drank cow urine and inhale toilet pipe

Idi ara

Proudly tell us your tribe na- no dey hide behind another tribe dey talk rubbish

thebosstrevor1:


Then leave fulani people alone and face your nemesis.

ones you inhale that toilet pipe u come online and write rubbish.. Igbos are the most peaceful humans on earth.. Fulanis that lives in the town knows that- its even hard to know a normal Fulani man that lives in the city doing a good business- because every hustler focus on his or her own stuffs- if not for herdsmen killings- who will be talking about Fulani- who know them

Let me not talk much jare- cux the cow urine u drink daily won't make u reason well

1m. Lol.. Nigeria govt is scam