We have decided to give one lucky winner and one of our darling contributors a big treat. *drumroll please* We bring to you, 360 Date: Birthday Dinner with Ebuka Obi- Uchendu at TwinPeaks.

Lawyer, Journalist, *greek god*, eligible bachelor and all round gentleman, Ebuka recently, (July 14th) turned 30. What better way to usher him into the big 3-0 than send him on a date with one of our loyal and dedicated readers.

One lucky reader will get the opportunity to go on an expense paid lunch date with Ebuka (ermm… We mentioned dinner date only o! but, *cough* you never know what may happen afterwards*cough*)

The lucky person will accompany him to 30 Shades of Blue with Ebuka taking place on Saturday July 21,2012 at Twin Peaks, Lagos

Get ur invite here - /p2rgLk-7M

“Brethren, you need to subdue the flesh. I know it’s not easy but this is where grace comes to play. Envy, lying, strive…Brethren you know these sins” Pastor Simon said pacing up and down the altar with vigor.

She couldn’t believe her ears. “Subduing the flesh” she thought to herself or does Pastor Simon have a twin brother because the man she was with yesterday night was clearly a depraved beast devoid of the Holy Spirit. She remembered how he ripped her skirt and had his way with her on his desk. Well not really had his way because it was consensual. She banished the thought from her mind.

However, she just couldn’t believe he could be so bold as to stand on the Altar of God and preach about sin and its recompense. “Who am I kidding, aren’t I the choir mistress? so what’s the difference? ” She thought to herself.

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D’Banj has dropped his first single “Oyato” after his split from Mo-Hits records. The song produced by J Sleek was released under his new label D’Banj Records in association with Def Jam Recordings.

Please drop your comments about what you think is different about this jam.
download the song here - /p2rgLk-7r

Ur Waist is different. It’s something between, makossa and the background music to a Caribbean orgy, with a faint touch of Terry G’s Akpako. The roll is almost flawless. The bounce is solid. And personally I find the repetitions very attractive. The lines are easy to memorize. And somehow I believe many good clubbing memories in the future will probably be anchored on these words; “when the DJ played Ur Waist by Inyanya…”

This is definitely one of those songs that will kick the party into high gear. Get ready to dance! This song will have you forming groups and following the leader pretty soon on the dance floor.

Will Inyanya’s new single outshine Kukere? Perhaps not, but I’m certain it will inspire some new variations to the already popular Etighi dance step.

I’ll rate it 3/5

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Now if you’re an upwardly mobile, preferably 20 something female living in our green nation, chances are, you’ve started to hear the word marriage being dropped a little too often for comfort. It’s not that you don’t want to settle down, it’s that you are still single. They obviously omitted the help section of this FAQ in the ‘need to get married’ manual. So I’m here to help, to give ten places in Nigeria where NOT to meet men.

1. CHURCH:

Now I know what many people have told you; go to church, you will meet good, kind, gentle, God-fearing men who are looking for like minded women to settle down with. Pay no attention to them, I have it on great authority that men go to church to look for women to sleep with, not settle down with.

2. CLUBS:

How can you even meet a man in the club? Let me paint the picture for you, you get dressed, looking and feeling sexy which usually means you’re both. Head out with your friends, drink copious amounts of alcohol while Timaya is telling you to ‘shake your bum bum’. This really good looking guy walks over, asks you to dance and there’s plenty of crotch to crotch grinding, heavy breathing, he extends an invitation to his house, you accept. Next morning, he doesn’t even let you take a shower. See what I mean?

OR:

You decline his offer, he takes your number and you guys go out on a few dates. You think he’s a good catch, you’re waiting for your 90 day rule to pass so you can freely give it up. Then 60 days later, you call him to say hi and his WIFE picks up the phone. Read the rest here http:///cp3zzab

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Dear future wife,

Sweetheart, how’re you doing? Hope you’re equipping yourself with the necessary behaviours and skills you’ll need as a wife, a lover, a mother and a companion?

The fact is I’ll love you to be independent and resourceful. I’ll want you to follow your dreams but I’ll enjoin you to lead a balanced life. At no time should you abandon the kids and I. I’ll never abandon you and the kids, no matter how busy I am. This is to ensure the unity of our family.

I hope you’re not possessive. I know every woman likes to mark and protect her territory fiercely but I love my freedom and privacy. I’ll respect your freedom and privacy too.

read the rest of the letter here
http://fungalleryblog.com/2012/07/letter-to-my-future-wife/

Dear future wife,

Sweetheart, how’re you doing? Hope you’re equipping yourself with the necessary behaviours and skills you’ll need as a wife, a lover, a mother and a companion?

The fact is I’ll love you to be independent and resourceful. I’ll want you to follow your dreams but I’ll enjoin you to lead a balanced life. At no time should you abandon the kids and I. I’ll never abandon you and the kids, no matter how busy I am. This is to ensure the unity of our family.

www.fungalleryblog.com