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BABANGBALI:
in reekado's voice "if dem like make dem fire their catapault of insults" it wont stop our baba from ruling till 2023 when he will hand over to Fashola,Fashola will now hand over to el rufai in 2031,2039 insha allah i will be the next president of Nigeria with seun as my VP and lalasticlala as my PA ,mukina2 as my minister of sports,vickyrotex as my chief cook,funjosh as my head of security,barcanista as my minister of lie lie,msglobalwonder as my chief concubine and chukwudi44 as my driver

Lawd have mercy, when will you get sense BABANGBALI

BABANGBALI:
funjosh and eleko1 caught in the act. Dem cover their blow blow because of vickyrotex,rokiatu,msglobalwonder and other nairaland babes that love long thing

When will you stop taken this weed, its not helping you at all

Jolllyjoy:
lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jolllyjoy:
now my question,this is for the gurus.







When did water enterred into a coconut?

It entered when the coconut tree is breastfeeding her fruits

Jolllyjoy:
This is for the fastest finger.



If you can answer my question correctly without any likes i will give away a thousand naira airtime.

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Omotayor123:
Exactly... I'm still watching out

Watchout and brace yourself with couching chair and mattress that is filled with Dunlop tyres

sinaj:
Dat guy go stingy gaan

Seun said that Santa Clause is coming to town you guys should just watch out

Fulaman198:
Try this out and please don't call me Baba hahahaha I'm probably not much older than you (if even).

http://www.dell.com/support/contents/ng/en/ngdhs1/article/Contact-Information/Technical-Support/technical-support-phone-numbers

Lolz leme check it out.

Fulaman198:
I'll look it up for you my brother. Just don't give it to anyone (they may further mess up your computer).

Thanks Baba.

Aminat508:
talking from experience

Yes o


that's why they do say experience is the best teacher

Emusmith God Bless you for this post especially that number 6 it is so True

Not everybody that are mad are roaming the street, somebody needs to tame this woman

DONADAMS:
I can attest!!!...av met quite a few,,dier command of English ehn

I still don't understand what and what is happening in that school

Fulaman198:
It's definitely not behaving that way because it's an AMD. It's not passing POST upon initial boot up. POST is an acronym for power on self-test, it's where the BIOS (basic input and output system of the computer) runs a bunch of diagnostics on your disks, RAM, keyboard, etc etc.

Unless I or someone else sees the laptop, I can't make any assumptions on what it is. It could be faulty memory (RAM), or it could be a dying motherboard. I won't know for sure unless I or someone else runs diagnostics on it.

Its a new system bro and its somehow. How can I meet one of you guys

Don't want to give it out to anyhow person or do u know where Dell service center is in Lagos.

Aminat508:

QueenDaisyy:
I apologize For Opening This thread, I meant No Disrespect.


Why is it that Guys on Nairaland Don't Hesitate to Send PM's to Ladies, Is it that They are Hot or what? Can't you Guys just Control Yourselves and Stick to Your Various Babes?


This is Annoying.





PS: The Owner of this Moniker Is Not Female.

I just send you one PM now hope you see it

QatarPlayboy:
Dont mind the OP bro. And he also didnt mentioned "BENSON IDAHOSA UNIVERSITY(BIU). B/CITY, EDO STATE", "IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY, OKADA, EDO STATE" and Best polytechnic in Nigeria according to latest stat, "AUCHI POLYTECHNIC, AUCHI, EDO STATE".

You are not far from the truth

sparkleRed:
( ˘︹˘ ), all d student 4rm dat sch serving in enagi niger state cnt speak English only yoruba and they have pepper body die, esp one of my nysc lodge rummate called sadiat, babe almost fought with a bus driver on d express ah! Can cause trouble in the rum eh, na silent treatment we dey give ha

I still don't know the reason why that school Kwarapoly is still existing they keep on producing the worst set of students going for service

handsomeclouds:
I will have to burn my certificate
I can't believe you graduated from the better by far university and you display the IQ of a fish

Bro, please I have this Dell laptop once I power it on it will go blank after few seconds and won't come up until I press the power button down and press it on again and after which it won't go off till am through using it. I don't know why it was like that but some one said its because its AMD that was why it was behaving like that what can I do please?

Fulaman198:
I'm just saying that Intel's chips are better optimised for virtualization

Bro, please I have this Dell laptop once I power it on it will go blank after few seconds and won't come up until I press the power button down and press it on again and after which it won't go off till am through using it. I don't know why it was like that but some one said its because its AMD that was why it was behaving like that what can I do please?

trendy4real:
Dear Santa, please send me a gift for my birthday on 23rd Dec and also on Christmas day, any gift, no matter how big or small beautifully wrapped. Also bless me so I can make children around me happy on Christmas day.
lastly, bless me to so I can start my baking business in January

Happy Birthday to you

Deolaw:
I wish for a dark skinned girlfriend and save myself of missing my ex.

I wish the new girl will love my more than I do.

I wish the last days of my PDG can be so stress less.

I wish I can start my company again. I miss paying staff salaries. No matter how small to start again.

I wish your will be done on my former boss/associate. He owes me and he cheated me. God don't let me down on his matter.

I wish I never go broke ever again.

I wish people are better and friends don't betray

I wish my parents go health. Lord I need this fast.

I wish my sis and family are ever happy. They have been wonderful.

I wish to make my people proud.

I wish to be king. Though I don't understand how they rotate the family royalty thing. I wish I have so much money and respect and it comes in ease. (Future wish)

So shall it be Amen.

Eleniyan15:
who ask you for pic nah

you aff smoke Oshogbo weed again

teeghurl:
Says who?

Ma da lohun jo

ADULTBASE:
Let me wish my friends,bros and sis:
Aminat508:Merry Xmas and happy new year to you my pretty princess,you have been one of my best friends this year,HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE!

Omotayor123:
A beautiful damsel,a passionate lady,happy new year to you. YOU'VE MADE MY YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE TO YOU BABE

Funjosh: You are a very kind hearted man. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MAN.
Who knows anjola username?

Send me mail we get talk

Explorers:
9. According to the National Christmas Tree Association, Americans buy 37.1 million real Christmas trees each year; 25 percent of them are from the nation's 5,000 choose-and-cut farms.

*. For every real Christmas tree harvested, 2 to 3 seedlings are planted in its place.

Alvin and the Chipmunks

AyamConfidence:
its called Old Norway Airlines a branch of Edo Airways

Hahahaha this got me laughing

Explorers:
We all love Christmas, but how much do any of us actually know about why Christmas is the way it is?

Christmas is the most beautiful holiday of the year. In fact, the entire month of December has a particular charm, meaning the end of one year, but also the start of another. Many people love this month due to the decorations that can be seen, as well as all around the cities(most especially the snowy cities). Most people enjoy decorating their homes, shops, offices, streets and seeing the Christmas spirit in everything, including decorations, clothing and accessories. Here we have some beautiful Christmas images, decoration from around the, and some facts we probably dont know about Christmas.


A little way of saying "Merry Xmas" to my Friends, Bros and Sis here. Wish you guys many more celebrations.

cc: Lalasticlala, dominique, obinoscopy, ishilove, gemc3, vickyrotex, funjosh, gidoka, seemples, sleekyshuga, hahn, rich4god, middlefinger1, skinnydude, adesiji77, winetapper, nature8, mizmycoli and so on.

Thanks boss, wish you the same and may the joy of Xmas be with us all. Merry Xmas.

BABANGBALI:
see as him resemble funjosh

Me no dey smoke like u and IYANGBALI na

PurestBoy:
Can't get the form again for her cos we called someone in Ogun state ministry to get the form for her but he said they are only recruiting 50 canditates while Gov Amosun has already reserved 25 slots for his canditates

I will believe this Info and I think its for the wise

Aminat508:
I wish
lalasticlala
David
Faith
Samuel
Miracle
And Anty mercy
Fynestboi

Funjosh
Jollyjoy
Peeparty
Mary Xmas to you all and a prosperouse new year in advance

You didn't wish me merry xmas