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CrimeRe: How I Killed A Man, Kept His Flesh For Sale —Suspected Ritualist (Pictured) by funkybully(f): 1:06pm On Sep 21, 2015
Why are they covering their yolobastard faces?

They have graduated from killing for ritual to storing and selling human parts.

Bunch of ritualistic yoruba savages from South West
BusinessRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Joins Lazard As Senior Advisor by funkybully(f): 9:05am On Sep 21, 2015
Policewoman:
Been on duty up north. Im back now.
OK welcome. Thank God for safe return.
BusinessRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Joins Lazard As Senior Advisor by funkybully(f): 8:55am On Sep 21, 2015
Policewoman:
Ngoo baby is going higher while e-almajiris are hating...
Where have u been Nne? Been a while
BusinessRe: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Joins Lazard As Senior Advisor by funkybully(f): 8:46am On Sep 21, 2015
This is d best way to shut up d illiterate midget at Edo.

Bravo Dr Okonjo. Harvard mother of Harvard graduates.keep shaming them.

PoliticsRe: Throwback Pictures Of Tinubu At The CCT Trials by funkybully(f): 7:47am On Sep 21, 2015
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HungerBAD:
Sadly, people keep calling Tinubu's name when Saraki is mentioned.

But, Tinubu has never claimed to be above the law, as shown in this pictures. When the CCT summoned him, he immediately showed up to answer his summons.

Saraki thinks he is the President of Nigeria, but he will learn soon.
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Why do u pole always twist history? Tinubu did not immediately report, he got court injunction restraining CCB from hearing d case.

Get ur facts right before opening masturbating threads
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Joins Us Investment Bank by funkybully(f): 7:33am On Sep 21, 2015
Prophets are not honoured in their land.

Go and make igbos proud, make Biafra proud. Let haters keep hating.

Bubu and d midget in Edo who can never untie d lace on Ur shoes are trying in vain to rubbish Ur credentials, but God pass them.

Go and serve do ppl that appreciate competence over bigotry.
PoliticsRe: Terrible Situation Of Benin Auchi Road By Aduwawa by funkybully(f): 7:42pm On Sep 20, 2015
Abugab:
Benin-Auchi road is a federal road and its been dualized from Abuja to Ramat Park. I believe this dualization currently on-going in some portions in the Aduwawa axis is why govt (federal and state) are not willing to throw money again. However, the communities affected can put pressure on FERMA to carry out some paliative measures to enable the residents have accessible roads.
So oshiomhole can't do that small portion from appeal court to ramat? Onolomeme would have completed the rd if not that GEJ tenure came to a halt. RCC demobilized from that appeal court end immediately after election.

Oshiomole and apc are now in power, he can't use his closeness to fed govt to tar just a kilometre of bad portion that rd.

At the end he will claim he did federal roads like he did in uselu - ugbowo rd

Oshiomole is a rabid dog. He can't even attract anything to his ppl.

To drive in edo is akin to killing Ur car. Flood every where

Go through this thread and see what Benin ppl are passing through daily.

https://www.nairaland.com/2538920/edo-community-protests-laments-state
PoliticsRe: Terrible Situation Of Benin Auchi Road By Aduwawa by funkybully(f): 7:30pm On Sep 20, 2015
Oshi omo OLE is busy shouting about GEJ and NOI

Edo ppl have entered one chance.

Just a small length not up to 100 metres between appeal court and ramat park. The midget can't fix.

Let them swim the rd like that, that's d change

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 3:09pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
OJUKWU THE SECOND.The funny thing is all the human beings you and your parents ate and are still eating cannot save you when Yorubas decide to deal with you if you don't stop eating human beings...
Yorubas hate CANNIBALS especially I,RITCHIEE...
EVEN if YOU RUN AWAY LIKE OJUKWU..I WOULD FOLLOW YOU AND EXPUNGE YOUR CANNIBAL DNA FROM THAT YOUR ROTTEN BODY.
IT IS A JOB THAT MUST BE DONE...vampirefaced CANNIBAL..look at your rotten culture again...yukhttp://www.nationalnetworkonline.com/vol12n6/feature.html


http://www.heretical.com/cannibal/nigeria.html
http://www.thetidenewsonline.com/2015/02/20/female-inheritance-untold-story-of-the-igbo-woman/
DIRTY IGBOS..
I SPIT ON YOUR FLATSPANNER HEAD AGAIN... grin
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Otu nnei there.

Soka cannibalistic ape

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 3:07pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
When you even talk about cowards,the most feeble of yoruba laughs and says..OJUKWU...and everybody will laugh.The greatest and bravest man in IGBOLAND IS AN EFFEMINATE...GENERAL COWARD THE OJUKWU...
When Yorubas were fighting wars,your grannies were covering their blockoss with their cannibalistic hands dancing round pots full of human beings...
I SPIT INTO YOUR CANNIBAL THROAT.. grin
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Cowards allowed fulani take their land and install emir in ilorin.

Afonja is a bastard.

Cowardly diya was recorded rolling on the floor before a junior officer mustafa. The only General that has wept is a yolobastard general.

It sucks to be a yoloba coward whose son mko was killed like ant and they all headed towards seme border.

Bunch of cowardly yolibastards
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 2:53pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
Igbos are not only dirty but they are DIRTS...ETERNAL FILTHS...tufiakwa...even your culture testifies to your dirtiness..http://www.thetidenewsonline.com/2015/02/20/female-inheritance-untold-story-of-the-igbo-woman/IGBOS STINK..no wonder OLISEH would not want to touch that dirty tribe with a long stick...http://www.nationalnetworkonline.com/vol12n6/feature.html
I SPIT ON YOUR ROTTEN MOLAR TEETH... cheesy
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Pig!

Go to Google and type " yorubas are "

Come back and tell me what u see.

Amala and ewedu stinky rotten garbbage eating animals
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 2:51pm On Sep 20, 2015
Where is that spine less ape?

Thunder uproot ur generation!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 2:49pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
THANK GOD THAT BROUGHT YOU TO ME.I WILL MAKE YOU ONE LESS CANNIBAL IN NIGERIA.I MUST QUICKLY CLEANSE YOU BEFORE YOU RUN AWAY..
I SPIT ON YOUR ROTTEN WICKED TEETH... shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
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Coward, if u run away today. Thunder tear into shreds.

The last I will do is run away from a ball less yolobastard.

Amadioha blast off ur oblong head for ever having that thought.

If u run Ur mama!

Thunder tear that Ur fingers. Me run from a yolocoward. U must be a goat!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 2:46pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU ARE NOT REAL HUMAN BEINGS BUT SUB HUMANS THAT IS WHY THEY HATE YOU ALL OVER THE WORLD AND YOU CALL IT ENVY...lol.WHO WOULD ENVY SLAVES CRYING FOR FREEDOM... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I SPIT IN YOUR CANNIBAL NOSTRILS TO MAKE YOU CLEAN FROM EATING PEOPLE...
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Cowardly, ball-less, skirt wearing yoloba baboon.

U must b a silly abobaku.

Oba suppose eat Ur cowardly heart. Cannibalistic soka baboonoid.

The body odour oozing out of a yolobastard arm pit can choke one and cause asthma .

U lots disgusts me. Dirty pigs cooking by roadside.

Have u eaten ewa agoyin 20 naira and breadi 30 naira.

Wretched bastards!
BusinessRe: Power Generation Falls By 356.8MW In Three Weeks by funkybully(f): 2:39pm On Sep 20, 2015
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SpermDonor:
You are one of the enemy of progress in Nigeria, maybe you are one of those that gains from any misfortune in the country.

Shame on u.
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Why not go and donate Ur worthless sperm to a goat. Foool!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 2:38pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
I REMOVE YOUR CULTURE...http://www.heretical.com/cannibal/nigeria.html FROM YOUR DNA THIS MOMENT...
I SPIT ON YOUR LIPS...lol.. grin grin grin grin grin grin
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What is this goat bleeting about? Have u swallowed amala this afternoon?

Dirty yrobaboon of the 9th order!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 2:33pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
In YORUBALAND,we are very neat and holy because we don't do human waste like drinking human funeral water,eating human beings,sleeping with corpses etc..yuk.I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU HOLY WITH THE YORUBA HOLY SPIT AND PHLEGM.Later I would do that of your parents.I am going to be my brother's animal's keeper...lol.
OPEN YOUR ROTTEN,DIRTY,SMELLING MOUTH...I SPIT ON YOUR TEETH(with proxy of course)... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Yoloba is synonymous with dirty.

Pigs!

I spit each time u type yoloba cos u ppl are not humans.

Apes with cat whisker faces.

In this age yilobastards shyt in d bush. No wonder fayose said he will demolish any house without pit latrine.

Shameless animals from South West.

Ugly cretins

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 2:14pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
DON'T BEG ME O,BABY FACTORY BASTARD BECAUSE I AM GOING TO EXPUNGE YOUR RITUALISTIC,ROGUEISTIC,GREEDISTIC AND ODOURISTIC ETC AND ABOVE ALL YOUR CANNIBALISTIC DNA FROM YOU TODAY SO THAT YOU DON'T EAT ANY HUMAN BEING AGAIN IN YOUR DESPOTIC DIRTY LIFE.I SPIT ON YOUR ROTTEN CANNIBAL TONGUE. lipsrsealed
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U must be an ancient fool. Do I look like a yolobastard coward like u fool?

Product of father and daughter bang culture of the South West.

I spit on Ur mama dirty cvnt. Bastard!
BusinessRe: Power Generation Falls By 356.8MW In Three Weeks by funkybully(f): 2:03pm On Sep 20, 2015
As we approach dry season, kainji water level will drop as usual, power generation will drop drastically and fowl nyyash will be exposed.

Buhari body odour will soon be perceived by all mastubators.

Propaganda get limit
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 1:52pm On Sep 20, 2015
Ritchiee:
I ANGRILY SPIT HOT PHLEGM ON YOUR CANNIBAL FOREHEAD BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE EATEN... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
I deposit pathological bacteria inside ur mama decaying toutou.

Yolibastard
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 1:50pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
I SPIT ANOTHER HOT PHLEGM ON THAT YOUR FLAT CANNIBAL HEAD... grin grin grin grin grin
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Thunder and kwalikwata seal ur filthy mama gonohrrea infested touto
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 1:49pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
I ALWAYS SPIT ON THE SPANNER FLAT HEADS OF CANNIBALS LIKE YOUR SMELLING,STINKING,DIRTY cheesy grin shocked SELF.
I SPIT HOT PHLEGM ON YOUR CANNIBAL FACE...
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I spit akamu thick catarrh on Ur mama filthy toutou.

Yolobastard oblong headed coward
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 1:45pm On Sep 20, 2015
Ritchiee:
I look at your case and I have confirmed that you are a deranged and malnourished CANNIBAL... grin grin grin grin grin grin ;http://www.dataforall.org/dashboard/ophi/index.php/
See m0r0n whose oba eat d heart of dead oba.

Bunch of savages from South West!

Soka ritualistic baboon!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 1:38pm On Sep 20, 2015
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lowgeorge:
I sight u madam grasshopper.... These is what u get when a goat like dis is reared in South West.. .. . Never knew u can even speak my language.. . But let me tell u dis... . If u or ur family re in my south West. .. wherever they may be. .. They shall dieeeeee.. .. I swear on d spirit of my fore father's dat ur day will never work well neither would ur night be pleasant.. .. U grew up in Yoruba land... Probably go to our free education school which u re free to disclaim... Make money doing business in my fucking dirty South West as u Nd ur hell occupants tag it.. .. Register on a Yoruba made website... . Again take dis prayer with d 1 u got from church today.. .. . Thou shall toil hard nd die uneventfully.. .. Dis week shall be ur week of nemesis.. .. Provided u don't have a family in dis dirty South West shall my prayers turn unto curse for u.... Ur blood will be wasted nd scattered on a waste ground. ... u can only be free if u don't have ur pathetic family anywhere in my south West nd I dare u to deactivate ur 4 Biafra monikers cos dis is a Yoruba made website... . A tribe u cower u shudder or bleat on whenever u see.... Modafuc*kers petty animals... Cockroaches.. ... Operation wipe ibos out of South West
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U are a bastard to think I stay any where near South West. Thunder fire u for ever having that thought.

The gods of Ur land are my tissue paper kitikpa gbarie gi amu there.

I don't need to near South West to insult with ur filthy language after all Ur mothers rain and abuse their kids any where they are thinking it's training, no wonder d curses they lay on u fools make u ppl useless in life.

Thunder dissect u for ever thinking I am residing in South West. Gosh I spit on that thought.

M0ron!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 12:57pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
And would your lineage continue to slave for Yorubas in THE SOUTH WEST till eternity because the lands that were supposedly sold to them would expire in a 100 years and that is for those who have C OF O.If you don't have,you are OYO...lol
You mean your lineage cannot become the president of International Court Of Justice like the Yorubas.
You mean your lineage cannot become the Head of UNO like the Yorubas.
You mean your lineage cannot become the Best DJ in the world like the Yorubas.
You mean your lineage cannot become the Richest woman in the world like the Yorubas.
You mean your lineage cannot become the winners of GRAMMY AWARDS like the Yorubas.
You mean your lineage cannot become the leader of...oh no...the list is endless..
So this is what your lineage want...http://allafrica.com/stories/201208230569.html
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Who measures d1ck with bastard South West apes who are hausa fulani slaves?

Can u stand on Ur own, cowards!

Richest woman parasiting on niger delta oil. Any yolobastard without climbing to fame tru oil?

Yet igbos have the highest middle class and lowest poverty rate in the country.

Awards? Endless list from football, to entertainment, bussiness, entrepreneurs, nollywood, transport, importation, education, etc. Where do u match igbos?

I will bring myself low measuring d1ck with d1ckless yoloba monkies.

Pvnk a55, Now run along!

Gerrarahere!

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Ambushes Buses, Kills Passengers by funkybully(f): 12:45pm On Sep 20, 2015
Yet the masturbators keep dishing out propaganda that boko has been flushed out, and that boko are surrendering.

Baba mouth action we dey look u so.

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 12:38pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ioannes:
enter yaba left abeg. I don't exchange words wit imbeciles like u.
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Oloriburuku!

Thunder dissect u laterally!

Ape from ape kingdom called South West.

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 12:36pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
Don't mind them that is how they broke the raping record in the world by doing this.....http://thenationonlineng.net/travails-of-elderly-women-raped-by-younger-men/
Most Igbos are bastards because they do not know their fathers..they are factory- babies-products..
Even the Igbos rape case get editorial...NA WAH O...Nigeria: Rape Cases in the East Should Raise Concerns Beyond the Region
The one I HATE MOST...IGBOS ARE THE ONLY DOCUMENTED CANNIBALS IN NIGERIA...YUK.
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Fool go ask Ur mother who Ur father is. Cos Ur grandfather is Ur father

Yilobastard son of an Inc.est sex.


https://www.nairaland.com/2609931/okada-rider-rapes-14-year-old-girl
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 12:27pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ioannes:
Ass wipe. let me guess, your were raised in an orphanage right? not surprised. sucks to be you. baby factory product. oponu aye rada. oya use those leprous fingers to type trash again and let me tell you the tale of your fore-fathers. arire ma shanfani.
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Omoale! Oloriburuku! Dindirin! Oponu! Oloshi bastard son of a thousand touts fathers!

Amadioha tear u into pieces,


Anu mpama!

Ezi bida!

Udele rifolu gi nsi!

Aama nna gi chikwaa!

Dan iska!

Barawo!

Damburuba!

Uwaku! Dan uwaka!

Ewu ogbomosho! Kitikpa gbagbuo gi there!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 12:16pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ritchiee:
Can your lineage ever make 1 over 50 of these?
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My lineage can never be like the bastard awo the killer of women and kids. Awoliwolo is in d hottest part of hell. Thunder blast him there!

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 12:12pm On Sep 20, 2015
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uniklinkum:
Will this fucknoid just shut the fcck up. Your peeps are the world record holder in local prostitution and still contest with the edos on the internet turf of same trade. Yet this God forsaken beast of burden come here to spew undiluted hogwash. There was a time on this forum when reetards from your block always argue on whether imo or anambra have the highest volume of prostitution. Yet this baby factory produce punks come here to spew shiit. F **k off Amoi eating im...becile
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Look at this amala stuffed brain deranged goat. Ashawwooo is a yoloba word. It's only in yoloba land u see girls born bastards without father and their family welcome them without asking questions.

Shut the fvck up! U tout semen sired ape from South West..where fathers rape their daughters.

Ritualistic yolobad bastard!

Nitwits!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by funkybully(f): 12:06pm On Sep 20, 2015
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Ioannes:
Please I just want to ask, is your stupidity inborn or factory fitted?
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Ask ur fadaaaa!

Seems u smoke ewedu leave?

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