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U dey church dey think of babe wey don promise you free gonking, still u no believe say your case pass prayer. Dis sickness wey ur moniker define na strong tin o!

Johnny dey wicked o.

Johnny chop all this and still has time to go give Uche belle.

End - time ukwu.

Nigerian reporters!! I don't see no teenage prostitution in this report. Over here in Switzerland, such is referred to as Juvenile delinquency.

The protesters definitely have a point, but the manner of expression is faulty. However, a government that has no problems killing its own people is also faulty.
Given it's an open secret that Nigeria is a failed state, who can blame Biafrans for wanting a way out- after all, it may not be as bad as it already is in Nigeria.
The coming days are very crucial. How Buhari handles this matter may be one of the yardsticks for judging his government. Violence is certainly not the way. Pretending also that the problem is a minor issue could also be a terrible miscalculation.
Violence is not an option!!!
Buhari, the world is watching!

Naija drivers be like: "God forbid. Ehn? No be my portion!! ".



Continues speeding.

I was in Owerri over the weekend while ewu-awusa was busy socialising with his real brothers. What immediately strikes you in Owerri is the very bad condition of roads and the resultant hold - ups all over the town. Add to that the incessant complaints of unpaid salaries and then the fact that the state government is owing so much. One can not help but ask 'Rochas (whatever that means!)!!! what is going on?!!! And to think that my people will endure this another 4 years....

good evening sir. I really admire your diligence in rendering prompt replies to your prospective customers. Pls, could you give me an idea of what to budget for any of these? I should make a choice in a couple of weeks-
1. 2008 highlander
2. 2010 Camry LE
3. 2010 Camry LE V6

THANKS A LOT.

Dear Op, Pirlo and Moratta are just two of 22 very good players. What you said of Pirlo is also applicable to Xavi, arguably the best midfielder of his generation. Messi, himself would be extra motivated in order to get one over his arch-rival, Ronaldo, and I'm sure even you wouldn't bet against him. Luis Enrique too, would want to make his own name. Truth be told, this is a very tough one to call. The two teams are actually closer than most people think.

If this is the change we have been clamouring for, it's definitely a welcome development for EFCC to prosecute.

Anybody who puts his hope in glo is like someone building on a sea shore. Even with fuel and electricity, that network is still far too epileptic.

Thanks for your prompt replies. I'd really love to know the current price of a very clean toks Toyota Camry 2007/2008 LE V6 model for purchase at the end of the month. This will greatly assist me in planning as I currently have 1.8 on ground. Thanks.

So how do you want us to believe this is 2009?

"NO HURRY IN LIFE". How Ironic

APC PROPAGANDA THREAD ALERT!!

breastfeeding no doubt

a nagging wife would surely make her husband make several strange decisions which could ultimately be detrimental to their family life. Living with a nagging woman is not easy as it can surely shorten one's life

Good question o. I've been thinking...

















Does it mean that any month wey alert no enter, godu don lose be dat This kain song fit drive people from all these churches wey dey preach riches et al, especially for those places where those PDP governors no dey pay salary.
Why dem no go drive am? Even pastor no want bad market.

bluehorizo:
alarm,liar,rail
Cursory

sorry, soy, curry


phallus

fairygeh:
By the power vested in me as the queen of this thread,I declare myself the winner

ok

OK. so na wetin happen? After him don hail them finish, they still f**kd up his style. MI, no worry, u go finish dem for your next album.

2002 are you for real?

First to comment!!! Er er er er...what do i say
May his soul, gentle or not, rest in peace. Amen!

Poor man's thread!

#TeamBadoooooooooo!!!

'Cheap' is a state of mind. Even d 'expensive' girls have been cheap at one time or d other. Thep roblem is dat some girls are always in this state.