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Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms: 6:18am On Jan 03, 2015
RealChris:
Good day all... I just started my HND(Accountancy) this year and planning to do ICAN thesame time with my ND(Accountancy) result. Please how do I apply? Where will I start from? What are the costs implications? How long will it takes? I got my ND from Delta state polytechnic, ozoro n currently doing my HND same place. Pls pardon my ignorance n Thanks for your assistance.
To the best of my knowledge, since you are yet to bag HND in Accountancy, you will start from the scratch-knowledge.
Career › Re: ICAN EXAMS-GENERAL THREAD by funkyjms: 11:22pm On Jan 02, 2015
Jeffflo:
House, how long does it take a graduate of the arts/humanities to complete the ICAN exams, please. Help!
To the best of my knowledge, it varies directly with how quick you are able to pass the three level exam. The exam (otherwise called diet) comes up twice a year-May and November. Consequently, as a graduate of arts/humanities, it will take at least a year and half and at most 10 years.

#standcorrected
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by funkyjms:
Romance › Re: My Top 15 Most Romantic Love Songs - IMO by funkyjms: 11:45pm On Dec 30, 2014
hannesy:
Real love by MASARI
Downloaded and I must testify, this is just cool!
Career › Re: ICAN EXAMS-GENERAL THREAD by funkyjms: 11:15am On Dec 30, 2014
Ugosample:
Hello house, please where do one start from in writing ICAN if the person has a bachelor's degree in economics?
freshdude:
Same here, I will like to know the cost implications. Will I be given any exemption.? B.sc in economics. With two accounting courses on my transcript.
You are to start from Knowledge level with the option of claiming exception in two papers:
Quantitative Techniques in Business
Business and Finance
Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms: 9:59pm On Dec 29, 2014
whizqueen:
Strong p. I didnt c the mail o. Pls help resend to bisola1006@gmail.com
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Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms: 6:08am On Dec 28, 2014
Ejebrez:
Pls send me the Skill level materials to eberechukwuelijah@gmail.com. Thanks for everything
sent
Phones › Re: Andriod Fonts Thread(come In Lets Discuss) by funkyjms: 12:14pm On Dec 27, 2014
Chococooky all the way

No difficulty
Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms:
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by funkyjms: 12:53pm On Dec 26, 2014
tellsblinks:
pls I need help
I subscribed for glo bis on my Injoo note...I successfully changed the imei....I changed the apn too DAT of blackberry.net but till now no. Sign of h+ or e
I am so confuse hear,I even went ahead to change it to another imei caus I thought the fomr IMei I used was not that of BlackBerry.... I later changed it to my phones imei and then cool huh to the new imei but till now no sign of network experts plsssssss help me
Try blackberryx.net
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by funkyjms:
Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms: 6:49am On Dec 24, 2014
enkay27:
[/quote][quote author=dybaba post=29121084]
[quote author=tomiwiyu post=29124867][/quote]Skill level sent!
Excluding PSAF, make use of the old ican material for now, right on the site
Kindly endeavour to forward to others
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by funkyjms:
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The 5 Most Powerful Things You Can Do On Linkedin (that You May Be Missing) by funkyjms: 6:47pm On Dec 22, 2014
Thatdave:
6. Import contacts from email.

In linkedin, you can import your contacts from gmail straight away.
However, linked in is very very boring. 42% of twitter sign ups has never made a single status update .
LinkedIn is up to 90%.
LinkedIn is not a social network
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by funkyjms:
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Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Nicki Minaj And Her Sister, Who Is Prettier(pics) by funkyjms: 5:12pm On Dec 20, 2014
Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms:
ABDamola:
pls I jus wana start ma ICAN nxt year and am pleading if you could pls help me with the study pack for all d courses in foundation level!

Unfortunately, I don't have it.

[s]I will b glad if u cud pls send d subsequent levels i.e Skills level and professional level.[/s]

There's no point! You're yet to complete foundation level. Moreover, there may be updates, then the materials you have become outdated.
Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms: 12:34am On Dec 20, 2014
alausa94:
hi queen, pls can u send relevant material 4 next year ICAN exam 2 my email @ alausahabib@gmail.com
You have to be specific
Career › Re: ICAN November Diet 2014 (new Syllabus) by funkyjms: 12:33am On Dec 20, 2014
Toyde:
[/quote][quote author=yengi post=28885880]
[quote author=tundesto post=28911880][/quote]Application level sent!
Excluding PSAF, make use of the old ican material for now, right on the site
Kindly endeavour to forward to others
Family › Re: HELP: My Husband Wedding Comes Up On Saturday by funkyjms:
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I got married when i was quite young without proper education then my husband just got employed.
His family introduced me to him when he wanted to get married because according to them then i met his requirement.

How could you allow his family to choose you for him? I guess this happens back in the 80s. He's meant to choose you and introduce you to his family. What role did your family play in this? If you are from a good family, your family ought to have reject the marriage unless of course he is very rich and y'all after his money.

my husband have a good paying job so i can say he have it all good
Are you serious? Have what all? Are you educated at all? This thought is absurd!

At a point in our marriage i became insecure, i went snooping on his phone, calling some of his contact , warning people unnecessarily i never knew i was destroying my marriage.
MY HUSBAND been a very patient man warned me to stay off his phone and all but i didnt listen.

When my last daughter was three i called one of his senior colleage to stay off him which made my husband angry and said im being hostile to him so he wants a divorce, the issue became so big that my husband and i got seperated.

Of course, he will find one flimsy excuse. He never loved you, you were been matchmaked.

my husband is the traditional type that doeesnt do any house chores
Since you allowed his family to choose you for him, you have to accept him that way

i taught there was no way he was going to saty without me but to my greatest surprise he stayed without me for 3 months plus he rather had his neice stay with him than myself.
At this point, he must have been planning on what to do-to remarry

His family had to interven before he reconciled with me, when we got back together i noticed he had a girlfriend this time with so many love text messages on his phone, i got emmotional n deleted them all, he noticed i deleted them without saying a word he passworded his phone by then i already had the contact of the girl unknown to him but because of our initial dissagrement i was reluctant in calling her but it got serious, my hubby started making night call , talking to her on phone for hours, visiting her n coming home back late.

It got to a point i called her and warn her to stay off my home, she wanted to know who the caller was but i ended the call, after sometime i noticed she called hubby and hubby ask her to give him the number of the caller so he can check if he knows the person, she gave him anh he told her to go bed there is nothing to worry about. he came to me and ask me why i did that, i pick up quarrel with him but he didnt say anything afterward, the next he went out and came back by 11;20 in the night. He doesnt talk much so i tried confronting him about the woman but he didnt say anything but he kept seeing and talking to her. i called the woman again to tell her to stay off my husband but she told him and that cause another misunderstanding between us, then hubby told me that he will marry her and there is nothing i can do.
Obviously, your husband is an introvert and it takes the grace of God to change the heart of such. They can allow everyone to be pushing them around, making choices for them but once their eyes are open, their decisions are hard to change even if they're wrong

After that ive called her once or twice again and it was disaster between myself and my hubby.

I completed uni after being married to him and he didnt allow me to work saying i dont want my wife to be looking at another man and answering sir.

You were even lucky to have completed your uni. Many, once in marriage, never had the opportunity to.
He didn't allow you to work rather to be a full housewife? And you accepted? You are really weak! What's the essence of the cert you laboured for? What will be your contribution to the family? Doing house chores right? School didn't pass through you honestly!


Now my husband says he his getting married to his love for the first time
He said he love her, he never had the opportunity to choose
He said he choose her himself and he is happy to be in love
You see...you don't allow someone to choose for you

He said she knows how to communicate him which i dont
he said he needs a friend, someone who sees marriage as love not as responsibility.
He said i sees marriage as responsibility

He asked his people to pass the message to me

The same people that introduced you to him, now he's sending them back to you

He said he will still be responsible for me and our kids
He will keep us under one umbrella n everybody will be happy, its natural if i get emmotional but he is not going to hurt me
It won't go rossy if y'all are under the same umbrella.
Won't hurt? That's a lie. Moreover, if he won't, his would-be wife will.


He is sorry if he is hurting me but i should know that i destroy our home not his incoming wife.
Truly, you did together with his family

I feel terrible i cant help but regret, i taught it was a joke but to my greatest surprise its reality

I JUST SAW MY HUSBAND INVITATION CARD

PLS BE SINCERE TO me did i relly destroy my home?

Yes, you did together with his family and partly your family because you've never mentioned the role your family played in all these. How could your family allowed you to be matchmaked? Are they not educated too? No time for regret please, you have to face the reality.

Now, you have to go back to square one, your family. Don't ever live your children behind. Try to fight for your kids.
Do whatever in your power not to let the marriage holds 'cos 10years of marriage and three kids? That's a long way
Don't be far from your pastor, always let him know what's going on for guidance.
Please, find a job to do


I think say na inside naija movies these shiiii dey happen
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by funkyjms: 1:27pm On Dec 18, 2014
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by funkyjms: 1:02pm On Dec 18, 2014
honeric01:
Do you change smart phone screen? like Sony Xperia Z1?
I'm not an engineer
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