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Sports › Re: The Golden Eaglets Of Nigeria Thread: Brazil 2019 FIFA U-17 World Cup by funkyjms: 12:17am On Nov 04, 2019
TheSuperNerd:
Very correct you are. Chile or Netherlands it is but it won't be sorted until Group F is concluded. Mexico is likely to make it as another of the best third placed teams with four points because I expect them to beat Solomon Islands.

Amd depending on how the Italy vs Paraguay game go... Paraguay Any of them could finish third if either they Loses and Mexico bags a basket of goals like 7 or 8 against Solomon Islands.
Reconstructed.
Italy have sealed either 1st or 2nd positionsmiley
My left ball on Mexico to win!
Sports › Re: The Golden Eaglets Of Nigeria Thread: Brazil 2019 FIFA U-17 World Cup by funkyjms: 11:36pm On Nov 03, 2019
Nigeria will play Chile or Netherlands if I'm correct with the ranking on FIFA website. smiley
Crime › Re: Man Pretending To Be A Mad Man, Caught With A Baby In Ogun State (Graphic Photos by funkyjms: 12:24pm On Oct 31, 2019
tooth4tooth:
Am I the only one seeing this differently? I stand to be corrected though. I suspect he may have picked a baby dumped by the road side by those randy girls who are not ready to be mothers. undecided If not,where did he get a new born baby huh Well ,let the police do their investigations.
My first thought!
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Ecuador: FIFA Under 17 World Cup (3 - 2) Full Time by funkyjms: 9:25pm On Oct 29, 2019
Lordjb:
see my signature below for link
Working although no audio! Thanks
Foreign Affairs › Re: Driver Of The Cold Truck That Killed 39 Migrants Has Been Charged With Murder by funkyjms: 7:01pm On Oct 27, 2019
airminem:
This begs the question; why was the refrigerator on? Does it pick heat sensor and auto on ni?
This is an extract from one of the articles I read. I hope you understand.

"...He said that smugglers persuaded migrants to enter by setting the temperature at minus 4C 'because no one would get in at minus 20C. They tell these people: 'Look, it's not that cold, all you need to do is to wrap up warmly'. But when they get to the port they turn the temperature to minus 20C because they know that police officers would find it suspicious if they saw a refrigerated lorry with a temperature of minus 4C..."
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage And Wizkid French Kiss On Stage In Paris, Fans React by funkyjms: 6:30pm On Oct 27, 2019
quintessence007:
Where's the french kiss? Everything is just blurry wink

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary: FIFA U17 World Cup (4 - 2) Full Time by funkyjms: 11:23pm On Oct 26, 2019
Joepaimo:
In the history of U17 in Nigeria this is the worst U17 Team I have watch
What do you even know about under17 world cup?
Sports › Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Grabs His Joystick, Responds To Fan Critics After MLS Game (P by funkyjms: 2:47pm On Oct 25, 2019
"...If I stay it will be good for MLS because the whole world will watch it. If I don't stay, nobody will remember what MLS is..."

Ibra shaaa grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 5:50pm On Oct 23, 2019
ddippset:
Can't bet on an away game nowadays.

Even if we were taking a 3 - 0 lead AWAY to Nasarawa united, I wouldn't bet on us qualifying.
True.
Although, I can bet my tuition fee against Real Madrid. grin grin
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 2:26pm On Oct 21, 2019
MERRYBET USERNAME: funkyjms
BET NUMBER: 264313676
Total odd: 317

Soccer, England, Premier League
10-21 20:00 Sheffield United - Arsenal FC
game: Under/Over 5.5 bookings
bet: under 5.5 1.32

Soccer, Germany, Regionalliga Northeast
10-21 18:00 Lokomotive Leipzig - SV Babelsberg
game: Lokomotive Leipzig - no bet
bet: draw 1.59

Soccer, Italy, Serie A
10-21 19:45 Brescia Calcio - AC Fiorentina
game: AC Fiorentina win to nil
bet: no 1.28

Basketball, Spain, Spagnola ACB
10-27 18:30 Basket Zaragoza 2002 - Regal FC Barcelona
game: Winner (incl. overtime)
bet: Regal FC Barcelona 1.25

Basketball, Spain, Spagnola ACB
10-27 12:30 Real Madrid BC - Basquet Manresa
game: Handicap -9.5 / +9.5 (incl. overtime)
bet: Real Madrid BC (-9.5) 1.40

Soccer, Champions League, Group Stage
10-23 20:00 SK Slavia Prague - Fc Barcelona
game: 1x2
bet: Fc Barcelona 1.42

Soccer, Champions League, Group Stage
10-23 20:00 Benfica Lisbon - Olympique Lyon
game: Draw no bet
bet: Benfica Lisbon 1.56

Soccer, Champions League, Group Stage
10-23 20:00 RB Salzburg - SSC Napoli
game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: RB Salzburg/SSC Napoli & over 1.5 1.47

Soccer, Champions League, Group Stage
10-23 20:00 Krc Genk - Liverpool Fc
game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: draw/Liverpool Fc & over 1.5 1.21

Soccer, Champions League, Group Stage
10-22 20:00 Club Brugge - Paris Saint-Germain
game: Handicap +1.5 / -1.5
bet: Club Brugge (+1.5) 1.55

Soccer, Champions League, Group Stage
10-22 20:00 Galatasaray Istanbul - Real Madrid
game: Under/Over 4.5 goals
bet: Under 4.5 goals 1.21

Soccer, Champions League, Group Stage
10-22 20:00 Juventus Turin - Lokomotiv Moscow
game: 1X2 and Under/Over 4.5 goals
bet: Juventus Turin and Under 4.5 1.44

Soccer, Champions League, Group Stage
10-22 20:00 Manchester City - Atalanta Bergamasca Calcio
game: Under/Over 5.5 goals
bet: Under 5.5 goals 1.21

Soccer, Europa League, Group Stage
10-24 20:00 Cf Getafe - FC Basel
game: Draw no bet
bet: Cf Getafe 1.36

Soccer, Europa League, Group Stage
10-24 17:55 FK Ludogorets - Espanyol Barcelona
game: Espanyol Barcelona to win or Both teams to score
bet: yes 1.32

Soccer, Europa League, Group Stage
10-24 17:55 Fc Porto - Rangers FC
game: Fc Porto win to nil
bet: no 1.52

Basketball, International, Euroleague
10-24 20:00 Crvena Zvezda Diva - Regal FC Barcelona
game: Handicap +12.5 / -12.5 (incl. overtime)
bet: Crvena Zvezda Diva (+12.5) 1.25

Soccer, France, Ligue 2
10-21 19:45 RC Lens - Aj Auxerre
game: Aj Auxerre to win or Both teams to score
bet: yes 1.54

Cc: troot merrybet pfpmoderator
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 2:46pm On Oct 20, 2019
IKON360:
This thread is funny, the same people that where shouting that Valverde is taking us no where, we don't need La Liga, Valverde is wasting Griezman just as he wasted Coutinho, FDJ is playing as a defender, this team is only reliant on Messi, we are not playing like Barcelona all your rubbish...
The same people are happy we are 1st in the same league they don't want, all the complaints of Valverde has disappeared, until the next draw or loss and boom Valverde out will start again, they will start calling him fraud for always playing Suarez, Busquets and S. Roberto... Hypocrites
That we are happy we are top of the table now means we don't want EV to be sack anymore or that we are happy with the way the team play?

I don't want to say you're a monkey; no no no no no no no...I refuse to say that! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 9:56pm On Oct 19, 2019
Everybody know hin level! grin grin
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by funkyjms: 3:59am On Oct 16, 2019
MissOffpoint:
Hello everyone, I hope am welcomed here.
So far you won't be off point. tongue
Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by funkyjms: 5:13pm On Oct 15, 2019
[s]
lahp:
so rude now u missed the chance to hit
bro u just sent her packing


100# recharge is not much
all I have to say is just forget about her

never let emotions overcome u when dealing with ladies
[/s]

Absolute balderdash!! Na people like you den dey friendzone.


lessonsoflife, I love what you did. She rubbed it on you and you hit back. In fact, I would love if you say that to her face. Howbeit, for now, give her lil space, Hi Hi levels, study her reactions and connect back. Don't let it be long 'cause the way you handle a lady in her late 30s is quite different from that in early 20s.
My 50cent tho
Celebrities › Re: Nancy Isime And Reminisce To Host HEADIES 2019 by funkyjms: 4:56pm On Oct 15, 2019
Alaga Ibile!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 12:09pm On Oct 14, 2019
MERRYBET USERNAME: funkyjms
BET NUMBER: 263390513
Total odd: 294.34

Basketball, Spain, Spagnola ACB
10-19 19:30 Blusens Monbus - Real Madrid BC
game: Winner (incl. overtime)
bet: Real Madrid BC 1.20

Soccer, International, World Cup Qualification, AFC 2nd round, Gr.A
10-15 17:30 Qatar - Oman
game: Double chance
bet: Qatar or draw 1.15

Soccer, International, World Cup Qualification, AFC 2nd round, Gr.A
10-15 13:00 Philippines - China
game: 1x2
bet: China 1.17

Soccer, International Youth, U21 EURO Qualification
10-14 18:00 San Marino - Croatia
game: Under/Over 5.5 goals
bet: Under 5.5 goals 1.34

Soccer, International, Int. Friendly Games
10-14 18:00 Egypt - Botswana
game: Egypt - no bet
bet: draw 1.28

Soccer, International, Int. Friendly Games
10-15 20:00 Algeria - Colombia
game: Handicap 2:0
bet: Algeria (2:0) 1.17

Soccer, International, Int. Friendly Games
10-14 17:00 Rwanda - Tanzania
game: Rwanda - no bet
bet: draw 1.57

Soccer, International, Int. Friendly Games
10-14 18:00 Czech Republic - Northern Ireland
game: Handicap 0:2
bet: Northern Ireland (0:2) 1.33

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-15 19:45 Greece - Bosnia & Herzegovina
game: Bosnia & Herzegovina to win or Both teams to score
bet: yes 1.33

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-15 19:45 Israel - Latvia
game: Under 1.5 goals in both halves
bet: no 1.32

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-15 19:45 Liechtenstein - Italy
game: Handicap 1:0
bet: Italy (1:0) 1.13

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-14 19:45 Lithuania - Serbia
game: Serbia to score in both halves
bet: yes 1.96

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-14 19:45 Iceland - Andorra
game: Bookings 1x2
bet: Andorra 1.46

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-15 19:45 Romania - Norway
game: 2nd half - Under/Over 0.5 goals
bet: over 0.5 1.32

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-14 19:45 Ukraine - Portugal
game: Handicap 2:0
bet: Ukraine (2:0) 1.20

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-14 19:45 France - Turkey
game: Under/Over 4.5 goals
bet: Under 4.5 goals 1.15

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-14 19:45 Bulgaria - England
game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: draw/England & over 1.5 1.25

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-15 19:45 Switzerland - Ireland
game: Handicap 0:2
bet: Ireland (0:2) 1.44

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-14 19:45 Moldova - Albania
game: Albania Multigoals
bet: 1-3 1.34

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-15 19:45 Faroe Islands - Malta
game: Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Over 1.5 goals 1.53

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
10-14 19:45 Kosovo - Montenegro
game: Double chance
bet: Kosovo or draw 1.14

Cc: troot merrybet pfpmoderator
Family › Re: My Wife To Be Is Too Reserved by funkyjms: 9:06pm On Oct 13, 2019
GrossPrice:
Your the problem at this point and not your future bride.

As men we must not forget our duties are not only to provide financially, but as men and leaders we must constantly remind ourselves that our wives or wives-to-be need other things from men apart from money and the occasional "I love you's" plus the activities that come with it.

Emotional security, Stability, Congruence and Support (not financial) are important virtues. As men it is in our benefit that we nurture or at least attempt to attain all or many of these virtues.

If a child is scared of the dark, and still must pass through a dark room or corner to reach a destination; how would you encourage this child to do so?
If a woman you love, has mediocre culinary skills, how do you ensure the woman you love develops exceptional culinary skills?

Men should not recoil at a challenge because it has to many sharp bends, or because it seems like an insurmountable hurdle. For, is it not through our dogged determination we went from walking to flying, from huts to skyscrapers and from the cold hands of death to chloroquine.

I dare not say women have achieved nothing, because they have. However, I am talking to you - man to man, as such I must speak as a man!

When you go to family events do you stay close to her and hold her hands as you speak to people. You know when she is accustomed to your family members her phobia will subside.

And, when you go out with friends, do your friends come along with their wives or wives-to-be; if they do, why don't you find a way to get her well acquainted with these ladies?

You cannot plant corn and yet hope to harvest wheat. If you want corn, you plant corn, and if you want a more social wife you must plant that seed and nurture it until it grows. Whatever you desire in your soul, being or spirit (in the spiritual), you must use your hands to work for ; before it manifests in the physical.
This clearly shows you understand how to manage individual traits specifically introverts like her.
Massive respect to you GrossPrice! Respect!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funkyjms: 9:25am On Oct 12, 2019
Since mails posted here so far are fake, how does a genuine mail look like?

I'm curious! undecided
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by funkyjms: 7:26pm On Oct 09, 2019
Wait...how do they come about movie rating??

This movie "Locating silver lake (2018) is rated 5.8 but for me, I will give it 8!

If you don't find it interesting, I will refund your data.
PS: You must be a fan of drama genre.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 8:10am On Oct 03, 2019
simiife:
He probably hed critics saying he doesn't mark,instead he runs away from players and wait for his team mates to cover up,he decided to give marking a try and he is nt finding it funny
You may be right.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:01pm On Oct 02, 2019
When you look at the goals Suarez scored, you'd see a touch of professionalism in them, especially that second goal. If he had control the ball without the ball going in between the defenders, he would have been quickly marked down.
Dude love scoring difficult goals tho...

By the way, who saw how VVD was massacred by one small boy? Dude no get himself till the match finish cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 6:31pm On Sep 28, 2019
Valverde appreciates. grin grin

Nairaland General › Re: Unidentified Lady With Memory Loss And Her Daughter In Lagos State (photo) by funkyjms: 9:11am On Sep 27, 2019
oxypress:
Memory loss or amnesia: all she needs is hyperbaric oxygen therapy -hbot.
We are HBOT Providers and can help her recover before payment.
Nlanders should do their normal fundraising.
With hbot she can recover her mental faculties. We have done it before and we can still do it again.
Just recover first and pay later. NL the ball is in your court.
This offer is open for 7 days after that moooniii fest o.

Just remember we only take on the most challenging cases.
Why don't you take it as your responsibility first and watch if n'lders will not duly appreciate your gesture.
You're only concerned about the money and failed to see this as an opportunity to build a customer base. If you continue this way, you'd be stagnant in business.
You're even branding an ultimatum as "offer." Very funny!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 8:21am On Sep 27, 2019
Quite funny to appeal a fine of £300 but I love the fact that our board want to. smiley
Phones › Re: MTN Introduces New Tariff Plan, MTN Talkmore by funkyjms: 10:44am On Sep 25, 2019
FromZeroToHero:
enjoying my xtra special @11k/s since 2014.
Xtraspecial is 15k to all network now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 7:25pm On Sep 17, 2019
BroadStreetBull:
1. Messi on the bench.

2. Inter losing at home.
I knew that Messi's pix posted by official page was just pure mind games.
Dude's not fit!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:35am On Sep 15, 2019
But Busquet still hurt the team, dude loses possession often!!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 2:16pm On Sep 09, 2019
Abeg quote my game
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by funkyjms: 2:13pm On Sep 09, 2019
MERRYBET USERNAME: funkyjms
BET NUMBER: 258232352
Total odd: 290.07

Soccer, Austria, Bundesliga
09-14 16:00 RB Salzburg - TSV Hartberg
game: Under/Over 5.5 goals
bet: Under 5.5 goals 1.35

Soccer, England, Premier League
09-14 15:00 Wolverhampton Wanderers - Chelsea FC
game: 2nd half - Multigoals
bet: 1-3 1.29

Soccer, England, League One
09-14 15:00 Rotherham Utd - Bolton Wanderers
game: 1X2 and Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Rotherham Utd and Over 1.5 1.72

Soccer, International Youth, U19 Int. Friendly Games
09-09 16:00 Finland - Slovakia
game: Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Over 1.5 goals 1.23

Soccer, International, World Cup Qualification, CAF Group A
09-10 14:00 Malawi - Botswana
game: Malawi - no bet
bet: draw 1.68

Soccer, International, World Cup Qualification, CAF Group A
09-10 18:00 Namibia - Eritrea
game: Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Over 1.5 goals 1.28

Soccer, International Youth, U21 EURO Qualification
09-09 19:45 England - Kosovo
game: 2nd half - Under/Over 0.5 goals
bet: over 0.5 1.15

Soccer, International Youth, U21 EURO Qualification
09-09 15:00 Albania - Austria
game: Under/Over 4.5 goals
bet: Under 4.5 goals 1.21

Soccer, International, Int. Friendly Games
09-10 19:45 Ireland - Bulgaria
game: Handicap 0:2
bet: Bulgaria (0:2) 1.37

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-09 19:45 Slovenia - Israel
game: Minimum 1 red card
bet: no 1.20

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-09 19:45 Hungary - Slovakia
game: Double chance
bet: Hungary or draw 1.32

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-09 19:45 Russia - Kazakhstan
game: Both halves under 1.5
bet: no 1.31

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-10 19:45 Moldova - Turkey
game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: draw/Turkey & over 1.5 1.43

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-09 19:45 Scotland - Belgium
game: Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Over 1.5 goals 1.22

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-10 19:45 France - Andorra
game: Under/Over 6.5 goals
bet: Under 6.5 goals 1.31

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-09 19:45 Estonia - Netherlands
game: Under/Over 2.5 goals
bet: Over 2.5 goals 1.39

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-10 19:45 Albania - Iceland
game: Iceland to win or Both teams to score
bet: yes 1.34

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-10 19:45 Lithuania - Portugal
game: Double chance and Under/Over 2.5 goals
bet: draw/Portugal & over 2.5 1.51

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-09 19:45 Poland - Austria
game: Minimum 1 red card
bet: no 1.19

Soccer, EURO 2020, Qualification
09-09 17:00 Azerbaijan - Croatia
game: Minimum 1 red card
bet: no 1.21

Cc: troot merrybet pfpmoderator
Sports › Re: US Open 2019 Men's Final: Rafael Nadal Vs Daniil Medvedev Discussion Thread by funkyjms: 10:23pm On Sep 08, 2019
Nadal picked 1st set

Sports › Re: Serena Williams Vs Bianca Andreescu: US Open 2019 Tennis Final by funkyjms: 11:00pm On Sep 07, 2019
Bianca won

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