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ayodelele:
Come WhatsApp 08124604778

No one should deal with this character without using an escrow! EOD

It's official...Man city are the best team in europe on current form!

Dem still dey cry? Ndo my nwokems...

Roma una papa there...

$1000 available for transfer or deposit into any wells Fargo account! Holla....

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afrodoc2:
Bakayoko will prove all his haters wrong. Dude is a baller and from his hairstyle n color you know he is world class.

He might not have any vision, on the ball technique, positional sense or passing range and is surprisingly lazy despite his physique but he looks good in his blue up and down and knows how to keep shape.

I regret why united did not sign that guy walahi! He is a world class "defensive winger" who brings such otumokpor balance and Titus workshop standard creativity and class to any acting top sides midfield! Woodward no try....

I don tire to laugh these agbo sippers!

Thanks to all my correct brethren and babe's that voted for Sandra even from far away places in addition to naija! She won....1 love!

Ammc:
Escrow needed please. All the Boss I dey hail o

Onatisi
Ibraheem009
Funlord
Tabaz
Inze

When you are ready hala me!

Oasis007:
You must enroll for BVN before you can open or operate an Account(s) in Nigeria. Also you must tender either your National ID Card, International Passport, Driver Licence or INEC ID Card at the Point of Registration before they can proceed with the Processing. Some Banks ask for Birth Certificate too, simply to confirm your real Age.

The Names you fill for the BVN Registration must tally with the Names on your Passport or any Form of ID Cards you tendered. Your Fingers Print will be taken, your Face will be captured.

Hence, as a new Applicant, you can enroll for a BVN with your New Identity since you have no existing Data on their System, but it might bounce back on you in the Future except you ain't willing to get a National ID Card, coz FG is working on linking the BVN with National ID.

And starting from 2018, no National ID, no International Passport whether fresh or renewal.

With all these checks and balances how come the guy using "meetagape" that is involved in a case of the theft of over N100m Is currently hiding out in new york? And moved out of nigeria with a business class ticket while leaving behind 40 petitions from sars and the efcc...frozen bank accounts and assassins sent by his victims still hunting for him? How come his dad is still operating a big church freely in umuahia/ph and his older bros is running a clinic in abuja with no stress? Why has the govt. And all those agencies not petitioned the united states govt to help deport his ass, seize all his assets send him back here to face the final uhuru?

Make I no too spit...but guy leave all this yarns you read on govt. Websites....nigeria loves giving through passes to crooks! The people running the system are the ones killing it....the strength of foreign institutions is their saving grace!

Nihilist:
That's the main problem. That lack of identity control.

I've heard that car loans and mortgages are available in Nigeria though, where at least car and house stand as collateral and offer some protection to the lender.

But there's simply no way of implementing the penalty associated with Bad credit because as you said, anybody can be anybody in Naija.

Car notes and re possession abi? You never sabi nigerians! When I bought 2 cars from el rufai to begin my uber/ embassy charter scheme out of some of the other 48 chaps who also bought them....one Malo guy just took a trip to enugu one weekend and spread a rumor that claimed that he was kidnapped and killed by robbers....that nigga just paid one of the original agents who installed the rides gps and the guy disabled his own cars security....the nigga just sold the car in lagos and headed to Ghana, kano or wherever!


Free N3.8m gone down the drain but na govt cheese so who wan find am? So if you ever see one Abubakar something with a bushy beard popping off in VI or Lekki ask him if he knows funlord and if he answers in the affirmative tell him to pay for your bottles and _bitches or you will call state house... ....in naija I can be igbo in one state, yoruba in the next and tiv in abuja! This country is a joke...

inze:

You just nailed it. I always watch it when people gets defensive over trivial matter that can be resolved in a single sentence if truly innocent.

A simple check on his 'recent' moniker shows series of insults rained on others without any slightest provocation. I see no need to respond to such, you don't move forward if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.

Are you minding the dolt! Who even has time to engage such riff raffs? He should go and sip a beer and eat some small chops and restrategize before I give him the kind of word whipping that will remind him of the movie Django!

Mynd44:
Looooool

The lie is that those accounts were not "deleted".

When they start getting defensive rather than address their inconsistencies it never ends well...I'm waiting for my papa and mama to be cursed soon

Royal155:
Has that moniker scammed you before? Or you are trying to tell me that funlord is your only moniker here? Please if you have anything to say, just say it and stop raising dust.

Young man! You are the one that is being questioned here! I wonder where you saw scam in my posts? you lied that you had deleted both accounts and I am only ensuring you stop posting falsehoods and stick to the truth! Even seun knows I have enough monikers so kill that noise and focus on what mynd44 is asking you! Good luck and more coins to your purse!

Royal155:
Those were my previous I.d I deleted

Really? These don't look deleted to me

https://www.nairaland.com/mrgentletouch/posts

https://www.nairaland.com/mmmexpressguider

elrony:
Funlord I don catch una las las

Will you run away from here or you post that your intercontinental kosei and akamu make we see whether you sabi!

Mynd44:
Are you

MmmExpressGuider and MrGentleTouch?

CC Funlord

I feel touched by mavrov....

afrodoc2:
Done.

Cheers doc...na your fellow medical peeps

elrony:
I don vote!!!... she better win

Na gode pastor!

CapitalCee:
done

Correct guy!

My people make una help my person miss Sandra bakare win for "most influential female" by donating small mb for this online voting competition for her school in europe! Peppersoup alert dey for voters...

https://nsaifblog./2017/10/01/voting-polls/

abuhazzan:
Please somebody should me beg Guccikhay 08088342988 to return my $154 btc

Cc: Infinitikoncept & undisputedman

n0m0705:
funlord, sorry for bringing this to this thread. please what can you say about this guy
https://www.nairaland.com/4140411/amazon-prime-ebay-checkout-usa

Na new but legit guy! I run escrow for him some times in relation to his paypal/dollar deals! He also buys USD from me!

chic2pimp:
Tbh I was looking at it through rose tinted glasses. Was even looking at it from that angle which is very true.

Abeg wetin be the cut off age for NYSC? Me sef wan come do. Just recently found out the Kids I usually take care off during half term Belongs to one of the Danjumas. Dude told me that If I need any help or want to get anything going in Naija I should contact Him. I dey explore my options seriously.

Better utilize that link! Danjuma is the kind of nigga that can get anything done for you in nigeria or even around the globe! As for the nysc cut off When you are above 30 you can be exempted from it though and you can just collect the kpali or you can just use small money and settle a state director and just show up and collect it on passing out day! Be nice to those danjumas things...

chic2pimp:
Why your Sibling dey do NYSC? He wan work for Naija ni?

One day an opportunity to serve in a juicy government role may come up via one of his friends or connects and not having documents like this one can be the difference on whether the haters can finally take their pound of flesh as regards to your progress or not! One of my classmates wants to run for governor in 2019 and one of my juniors is attempting the presidency! They both won't win but at least they would get on the map and may be compensated with juicy posts.....so all documents are being upgraded and double checked as we speak!


Remember salisu buhari aka alhaji toronto? Our youngest speaker ever? Na dis kind of kpali wahala end am..

GloryIsaac:
Not related to united stuff.

https://www.nairaland.com/4144074/lies-nigerians-living-america/21#61883743

What's your take on this?

funlord

I am not the cause of their suffering, penury or anger at their present predicaments so I really have no take on their pain! They should either go and get jobs, marry rich or come and join us in the front lines of the biz world and start stacking their paper up instead of fooling themselves on nairaland and hating at the same time!

Akposy:
Chocolaty goodness. My moist and yummy vanilla chocolate cake. It's my birthday cake...... Happy birthday to me in advance. I rep Oct30th

Happy birthday mr!

Well for those of use who are legends in games like football manager we can actually relate to that term "defensive winger" since it is actually an option in the game!

http://www.guidetofootballmanager.com/tactics/roles-and-duties

Any one with Itunes gift cards for sale should hala at the number on my profile!

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Done!