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dominique:
Hmmm, a member that has not been active for over two years. Pls post his number

07033117985 & 08166801321

JayKayMaybachz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fohFxUIu2Ro




CC: Funlord

Your nigga did done it

Check this out - El fuego

This joint is a bit weak! It sounds like the sort of tune the record company rejects as a single and instead ends up on a mixtape of some up and coming producer! Can and should do better.....

lekbel09:
I have a uk used samsung galaxy s6 for sale if you dont mind contact me on 09091688486 also included is the original charger

Contact me about the dollars! Your phone is off and your what's app seems dead!

Tahra:
Warn that he-goat to watch it.

Obainojazz! Which kind sexy "isi ewu inspired" mail be this na?

14 Years! It's in the constitution! I'm not one to judge.....i am just stating a fact

ewa26:
hello hun.

So you are now humble you this little child? Why don't you begin acting senseless again and watch what I will do to you? Please start insulting these posters and chatting nonsense as you usually do! I'm waiting!

stellytwinkle:
ok, send me a mail - stellaetim94@gmail.com

That guy that is telling you to contact him in private was just caught scamming someone in our business section! Block him on what's app and do not have any dealings with him whatsoever!

HeyCorleone:
Phallus

What a name!

Lordcat? Why is a man with such a lofty title searching for you?

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Coefficient wozing!

stellytwinkle:
I am serious about this funlord, I am addicted to nairaland and I would love to spend my time on this forum by being a moderator

Okay oh! I hope you are ready to work for free then? Because there is no pay involved!

stellytwinkle:
Greetings to all nairalanders, modertors, super moderators, Seun himself and to God himself.
I have some questions to ask and I would appreciate positive answers please
(1) How do I become a modertor? Or
(2) How do I become a super moderator?
(3) Do I have to take any aptitudes or tests?
(4)How many hours do I have to spend on a forum?
These and many more questions still on my mind have been unanswered. Anybody please

You simply have to come from the ife-modakeke axis of nigeria and then Seun will consider your application! Send a mail to him with your local government form attached.

MhizzAJ:
That list is also applicable to men not just women

Men do annoying things too

There are men who are drama kings and those that are equally possessive and jealous

Why is everyone giving women so much rules....Don't do this.. don't do that

This one is already displaying one of the traits rather than just seeing the o.p's bigger picture: Fault finding

"It looks like he has done a little bit. Conte was probably badly advised, someone told him they were talking about him but Mourinho didn't mention anyone's name. He just said 'other managers'. Conte's had a little bite back. November 5 when Chelsea play Manchester United could be interesting."




Paul scholes......www.skyports.com









E pain the chief shekpite die!

And I used to think that it was only their fans that wailed in painment !



"With other managers, with other players, I’m pretty sure that, they get an easier ride than me. But that’s not the problem for us and there is another situation maybe I’m guilty of, I never speak about injuries. Other managers cry and cry and cry – I don’t cry.”


Jose......www.theguardian.com



Then comes mr guilty conscience himself conte the complainer....


“If he is speaking about me I think he has to think about his team and start looking at himself, not others. I think that, a lot of times, Mourinho likes to concentrate on what is happening at Chelsea. A lot of times, also last season. He has to think about his team.”


Antonio "passion of the christ" conte....






Roma bad oh!

KingTom:
My brother, that's why some men can't stay at home on match day

Match day? Unless I'm not interested in the game or I feel like going out! Apart from that any chikala that can't get with my ps4 program...drive me round from time to time...Enjoy watching family guy with me...handle her liquor or tries to infringe on my soccer time? May have to contact her village people for moving assistance!

I don't even know where to begin?

obainojazz:
na Ibime dey use glass cup drink beer, Nhilist eating nkwobi with his hand.. see as diggz dey laugh for there. airmark is not looking happy.

And I'm sure na hazard be the topic!

Abeg make una no pursue any scammer to waka from here oh...I need the bounty hunter fee in preparation for Christmas! Iphone X loading....

jhorjhor:
Whatever you guys think of what I did..I dont care


That one no mean say I no go give u hot hot if u come here come give us fake/beer parlour analysis

Blue beer parlor? Merciless....

Hmm....Allegations of cabalism? Mail Fraud? Incidents of friendly fire? Twinbet.com?

Na wa for this thread!

jhorjhor:
BTW Mr diggz..If U can truely devote the time and dedication U use in digging up obsolete posts on this thread to doing something productive in real life..Ur Parents might eventually be proud of u..


Ur posts make up 80% of this thread...Joblessness at its peak

Griffon see the mail you should be delivering!

Griffon:
Dear Funlord, you seem to have a parcel from our very own Diggz.

This sorta delivery is rare, so handle it with care.

Cobham Delivery Services.

Haba? Abi na the lost wages from the fraudster phantom deal dey pain am? No be me and you just dey roast kolanut for fun now now on top the matter? Abeg that mail be like spam mail send am back!

Griffon:
Watch your mouth young man.

The Cobham team were negotiating a deal, and nothing more. We were motivated by what was in the deal for us, dunlop slippers couldn't have deterred us at that point.

You no well! So na so e dey easy to dey breach una security? You need to rejig your vetting process before the next nigga that pops in here to front go end up dey rock Bata sandals instead of gucci dunlops sef

afrodoc2:
hehehe.
When your mail deliverers thought dollar will fall on them like banana una no talk o.
Now that you guys have discovered that the guy na MMM na to disown am.

You dey mind them? See backing and surety when all their staff give the gnome that day and even on subsequent days like say them be him accountant! Even nnamdi kanu surety no vouch for am compared to the way Cobham staff vouched for that thief! He has logged out of his 2 accounts since yesterday afternoon! The wait goes on...

We have won that group so no complaints from me there! League priorities next!


The young player that should be given a role to play in this system is actually our reigning young player of the year angel gomes...he has been putting in solid displays for club and country this season and he actually plays in the hole, wings or central! He is just 18 so I don't get why he can't just be sprinkled in the side from time to time so that his pace, energy and creative freedom can breathe some new life into that our currently blunt attacking 3rd! Rashfords injury is actually a blessing in disguise and would give martial the minutes he has deserved all season long! Ibra can't come back soon enough...he is going to be the next creative outlet we may need to bring out the best from lukaku since he is also deadly as a support striker in addition to being a target man!

Nihilist:
Omo this is the most spot on pic you will ever post in your life.

Na real Chai

Men...why on earth did conte remove Luiz? Does he have an eye on watford or what?

.....chai!