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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:47am On Sep 27, 2017
Let the tapping begin......

"We can get a lot better. I'd like to see one more flair player in the team. I'd like to see a winger who can beat a man and get everyone on the edge of their seats. Having been in Spain for 4 months I love griezmann. I would love to see griezmann at united. He is quick, inventive, he beats players and can score goals.

Suarez also, even though he played for liverpool is a united player. It's arrogance to say that but he's fantastic, scores goals and is agressive!"


Gary Neville.......www.football365.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:52am On Sep 27, 2017
Oasis007:
grin

Cc Funlord, .
Thats why the man earns more than £10m per year....he knows what he is talking about as well as what it takes to get through tricky games like this on champions league nights...cska will give us problems tonight at some points in the game! Their problem pitch won't help our passing game either! A point will be a good result apart from a win!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:21am On Sep 27, 2017
Midfield today needs to simply consist of:

1. Ander herrera

2. Michael carrick

3. Blind

4. Matic



Herrera began his career as an attacking midfield dynamo and given free reign he can control that midfield against cska! Blinds best postion is actually in central midfield and against a mobile center such as cska we need technicians and not brutes! Matic/carrick can keep things calm while the bedlam ensues! Injuries have currently decimated our center hence these options! All man should play in their natural position!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:32am On Sep 27, 2017
hoopLA:
You should have added the score-lines to those games. Then it would really be absurd
No need! Their gripe was over the possession not goals!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
Leyqute:
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The possession stats you posted up there shows a split with Everton and a domination against Southampton. If you don't notice the drop, I weep for you.

We have to thank Jah Everton didn't equalize when we were a goal up, else things would've turned sour for us
And you know this how? Are you nastradamus? Keep noticing drops...I prefer to notice points and goals!

If you notice I never even commented once about all the tears some of you were shedding over the southampton performance...guess why? The 3 points was as comforting to me as a mother's bosom is to a baby!

It is pointless for me to now start to think that such a performance is the barometer that I will use in judging the team for the rest of the season! I've seen it all before....the performance against fulham away in 2007/08 when cr7 had to bail us out in a game that sent us on a run to win the title? Scholesy scoring in almost 5 consecutive games that helped us rein in arsenals 13 point lead and still end up winning the league in 2003! I see things different from most of you here....maybe it is because experience breeds confidence...I stand with jose, my team, uniteds performances and the boards descisions...its _fucking September for Christ's sake!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:53am On Sep 27, 2017
Griezmann is ready to bounce from Athletico now that diego costa has finally arrived from chelsea! A january or summer arrival is imminent!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:47am On Sep 27, 2017
Leyqute:
Funlord, I respect you and I believe you can contribute to a discussion without sounding like a kid.
Look at those stats I just posted and tell us whose views on our teams possession this season seem child like? Try to Develop some thick skin bro......shade/bantz is part of the culture here!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:38am On Sep 27, 2017
1: Man united vs leicester: possession 69% leicester 31%


2: man u vs stoke: possession 63% stoke 37%

3:man u vs Basel: possession 61% Basel 39%


4 : man u vs everton: possession 49% everton 51%

5: man u vs Burton: possession 69% Burton 31%



6: man u vs southampton : possession 39% southampton 61%




Bus parkers?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:16am On Sep 27, 2017
dopeJemi:
you make it seem like we have been losing possession of the ball since the beginning of the season, for heaven's sake that Southampton game is the worst we have played this season, stop making it seem like we aren't top of the table with 17 goals in 5 matches, we didn't score 16 out of the 17 by losing possession

Saturday's performance was drab, we all know that. but why blow it out of proportion? bar Southampton, which other average team did we park the bus against? cause I don't seem to understand this "park the bus against average teams" you guys keep talking about
Maybe he is referring to van gaals or Moyes era? Or maybe his tv has a fault that causes the possession to move in most of our opponents direction during play!
Adverts › Re: ##Withdraw From fiverr,freelance,Upwork,skrill etc!!CLICK HERE! 300 = $1 by funlord(m): 7:09am On Sep 27, 2017
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I need to withdraw $99 from my fiverr acct please how can you help
Mr man your phone does not work
Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu's Corpse If You Have Killed Him"- Kanu's Brother Tells Army by funlord(m):
ULSHERLAN:
Will you be the one to fight the war?
Y'all just come here to talk about war you know nothing about. People who have seen war don't pray for another.

Smh
Most of them are just noisemakers who only come online to bark after being fed by mummy and daddy and buying 500mb with their pocket money! If you see the pictures of some of these kids you may slap the mods for allowing them post on the forum! Even an empty shell case they have never seen in the flesh...except on the mnet action channel!
Politics › Re: "Release Nnamdi Kanu's Corpse If You Have Killed Him"- Kanu's Brother Tells Army by funlord(m): 3:41am On Sep 27, 2017
This ipob sabi cry sha....everyday it is one lamentation or the other over senseless issues while better igbo people ignore their inconsequential agitation and focus on improving their lots! As "tuco from the good the bad and the ugly" once said "if you want to shoot? Shoot and don't talk!" ...these ones are only good at issuing empty threats and embarrassing the igbo nation with their cowardice! By the time operation cobra boogie begins now they will only end up sipping more gutter water as if it is lipton!

They should just hand over the reigns of their organization to some igbo women from aba and not all these yellow bellied ignorant hoodlums!
Politics › Re: Senate To Meet Buhari Over Ipob by funlord(m): 3:28am On Sep 27, 2017
OjukwuWarBird:
Confirmation of Kanu's death or living status will determine where next the country will head to.


One thing is certain, that those who went after Kanu will pay dearly for it
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Odiegwu!

Politics › Re: IPOB: We Will Only Support Lawful Agitations - House Of Reps by funlord(m): 6:16pm On Sep 26, 2017
iConductor:
Trash from unity begging terrorists as expected. wink
Just look at this thing? By their posts ye shall know them! Empty, devoid of logic, fact or reasoning and looking for any opportunity to throw dry insults and grunt in frustration! No wonder their igor looking fraud of a leader described them as such....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:24pm On Sep 26, 2017
chic2pimp:
Saw, took pictures and gisted with no other than Mr Taribo West himself a month ago during the o2 Footy Legends fiasco. Nice Man but Baba don old o.
He was born old....Like Benjamin button
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:23pm On Sep 26, 2017
Ibime:
Yeah, it was sad. I was reading something about Cele in DailyMail how he is living in one normal Joe house in UK and the house is unkempt and dilapidated. As for Okocha, I don't know where he is getting his money from, whether he is taking from Delta FA or what cheesy. His kids are all in very expensive private schools in UK, he's still driving multiple expensive cars etc, even after Societe Generale stole his $1m. Anytime I see him flexing, I say shuo, this guy is still earning well after football oh, but I can't pinpoint what is bringing him the cash abi na endorsements?
Most likely had a good financial team around him.....his madam is a bit shrewd with her own hustle too so that may be a plus....the man also endorses anything and dabbles a bit in paid pundit work but his main money flows from properties...no be moin moin places this guy buildings dey for lagos oh...na island/VI levels......do the math!
Politics › Re: Cabal: Osinbajo Is Pmb’s Closest Confidante – Garba Shehu by funlord(m): 5:13pm On Sep 26, 2017
OboOlora:
Read what you wrote slowly to yourself, does it make any sense?
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:07pm On Sep 26, 2017
Ibime:
Na true say him money done loss patapata? He was very notorious for going out clubbing once a week in London, and each clubbing trip, he used to budget £1k to spend. I was told that when he comes home from club, he would go and stick his fingers down his throat and vomit everything he drank saying that he can't afford to keep the alcohol in his system as a pro footballer.

His mate who ran Cybereagles website was an acquaintance of mine, and took me to The Bridge on three or four occasions using Babayaro and Gallas concessionary tickets. This was around 2001/2002 time. I done forget that guy name, but he liked showing off his contacts with Super Eagles players. He would call Yobo and Godwin Okpara and get me to greet them on phone then.
Cele had a good time with his paper! He is not as broke as nati in zebrudaya but men nigga plays the background when you see him in any spot these days! No more popping or hummers and bitches...he has some cats who use him to pose in abuja as per rolling with a star levels while they pop on his behalf....but i have not seen that nigga "anywhere in abuja" this year.....he is usually with his bro Emma in his pad in abuja living silently! Kanu and okocha invested well....i saw some of their ish in lagos and my jaw dropped!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 4:41pm On Sep 26, 2017
I am not even worried about lindelhof....before the end of the first half of this season his quality will shine through! People tend to forget even a don like evra had a horrid beginning to his old trafford career even getting subbed in his first match against city after a poor showing! Lindelhof will do things this season....his talent is unquestionable!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 4:35pm On Sep 26, 2017
Ibime:
Who you sabi? Most of my meetings na waka pass except some lower level players that I've hung with.
Na only cele babayaro I know from area! All him brothers na my crew...all the rest na club jamming, traffic, stadium, fan zone or hotel moves...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 3:40pm On Sep 26, 2017
How many footballers have you guys actually met? Both naija stars and European etc?

Up close, took pictures with, gisted/hung out with or just been around? Na jand crew go plenty pass for sure as per unfair advantage through location....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 3:36pm On Sep 26, 2017
The only nigerian Atlanta 96 player I can vouch for that did not do football age is celestine babayaro! He grew up playing soccer around us in sardauna crescent back in kd as kids, his talent was why one wealthy mallam who had plans on hammering in soccer via him adopted him and his brothers hence the name babayaro( for an Igbo boy)!


Cele used to hit jos back in the days from chelsea and host boys...na party and bullshit master! I can't count how many times I've boozed with the nigga and his bros! His late younger bro Ken was my guy in u.j... his older bro Emmanuel the keeper/actor and another one called uche na my guys for abuja ( all na kd connects)... Cele is about 38 now! All those other guys like kanu, amokachi and okocha should all be smooching 50 or 50 something by now...but when you meet them up close the good life they live causes them do look younger than you! But they are all grand pa's!
Celebrities › Re: Niyola Sexy In Bikini At The Beach (Photos) by funlord(m): 2:54pm On Sep 26, 2017
nairanaira12:
Do you feel so inferior that your life now depends on nairaland likes?
grin grin grin
Business › Re: How Do I Withdraw Or Sell My Payoneer Funds Without Card by funlord(m):
This one na time waster!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 1:57pm On Sep 26, 2017
Abeg see tv dish? Like wetin dey find aliens

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 1:48pm On Sep 26, 2017
lalaboi:
C'mon now. .
How is N1500 in 1992 not luxury in 1992? My Dad was buying land in 1990 for N3000 and N5000. Today, those lands are worth Millions! I mean, 50kobo was still in use at the time, 5 naira was good money at the time. Fine, the y2k dude may have made outrageous comments but yours is almost topping it.
Why won't N1500 seem cheap to me in 1992 when I was not the one paying? Had no need to understand the value of such large amounts back then and I'm sure you did not send too! My own was to ask why subscription no dey on! Getting the cash was down to mom and dad's hustle mate....no apologies whatsoever for enjoying my youth...after all I'm doing the same thing now for Lil nigga too!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 1:44pm On Sep 26, 2017
Ibime:
Oboy that was big money those days oh. Our house rent for 3 bedroom was N7,000 per annum in 1990.

We had some rich neighbour with hubble telescope dish in the early 1990s. When we put booster on our TV and face the antenna toward their dish, we would be picking up their cable channels. That lasted a few good months until our Landlord went and raised his own antenna higher and stole the signal.
Abg single handedly destroyed that hubble telescope dish market in 91/92.....they had one frying pan looking very light alloy metal dish that would get channels on our analogue tvs even during rain or harmattan! I've been searching for the pictures to upload! That time if I travel na the same soccer shows like dream team on sky one I go still go jam dey follow back to back like say na naija I still been dey! Na direct tapping from jand Abg dey do! That time as per the man na muslim once them begin show ibiza uncovered or soft porn for late night the useless Malo engineers go scramble the channel so that breasts and _fucking no go show? On top your own parents cash again? Let me dig up those pix
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 1:37pm On Sep 26, 2017
diggz:
Fvck you funlord cheesy cheesy I thought you had no time to engage we brothers in the Lord? cheesy cheesy
I'm just surprised at how shallow the reasoning of some people here are? What is history meant for? why not ask what came before your time instead of being perplexed at things you don't understand! If I ask him about drinks like brahma Guarana, green Shandy, Bata shoes, dauda the sexy guy or even lolly magazine now some may also think I googled it or that they are rooted in fantasy? If not that one does not want to seem condescending there are actually peeps here that should only ever discuss jogo with my son! Jesu....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 1:23pm On Sep 26, 2017
Did I actually read someone asking how some of us were able to watch u.s.a 94? So sky one, skymovies plus, sky news, cnn and co. Were actually viewed as luxuries to some? ABG satellite tv that was about N1500 in 1992 which was also the year the premier league began, which provided access to all those channels along with those hubble space telescope sized dishes were all imaginary to some peeps? If not for the rise in licensing fees and tv rights that ended abg's career we would have still been getting uk standard satellite tv in abuja/kd? I also guess since 1992 most people were forbidden from entering europe/yankee etc either alone or with their families? Since all man's life/destiny must mirror the other since we are all nigerians?

Living under a rock just got a whole new meaning........
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 10:23am On Sep 26, 2017
onatisi:
sharing of private messages actually shows treachery and murderous instinct. The affected ppl should actually be wary of the person who leaked their pm , just like saheed osupa said, anyone that gossips about someone else to you will certainly go to the other person and gossip about you to them .
Karma in the building!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 10:03am On Sep 26, 2017
The chickens seem to have come home to roost? So Tasty....
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 9:55am On Sep 26, 2017
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