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Chelseafan1:
Stake ur money, next season, Hazard will score at least 5 CL goals. $100.

You wan stake $100? But you dey scream on top N200? Odiegwu....fake life no be real life my nigga....always keep it real like the assman....

Chelseafan1:
Make doz guys no kon go dull person today, I just dey fear for my 10k, dere are too many things to do with money dan dash doz yeye bookies.

See hala? So N10k na hammer? All fingers are really not equal.....

Chelseafan1:
Let that fool swear with his arselicking tongue that he hasn't placed bet in his life.

Very soon, he'll say I am seeking attention.

Ogbeni! Your pathetic financial status is what got you denied a visa! Plus it is only struggling jobless yobs like you who rake and complain over funds like N1950 or N100 cad placed on bets! Look at this fool trying to justify his lifestyle fa? Can you tell your mom that this is what you use her money to do?


Get your priorities in life straight or go and learn some hand work and stop wasting your life on NL typing nonsense about people that can feed you and your family! If I had no vision like you I would have also been in your shoes at my age...wise up, work hard and double your hustle! Being broke is childish...but this is why you act like a baby anyway! If you notice it is your fellow brothers from "brokelyn" that are helping you throw shade at me...the real men here are disappointed in your figures...this is not shade...it is advice oooh.....

My guy don beg mods make them lock him betting topic!

Chai! You dey fear....

Chelseafan1:
Arselicker, go lick your wounds bro.

Chelseafan1:
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My surest game na 13 odds and I played with 1k, abeg, select 4 odds from this.

Big boy....the great gambler!

Chelseafan1:
LOL, sis, just manage the one you have, what do u have to say about us that have no hope of even stepping foot in the US let alone become a citizen, applied for a visit visa last August, yours truly got denied.

Naija just taya person.

Cry me a river......So you need nairalanders to help you cure this pain ni?

Chelseafan1:
This January no wan make sense jare, maybe na greed dey kill me, shud av stuck with my clean sheet market, Pool to score, see as my ticket just scatter, 1700 gone. And network is too shitty for me to fund my account.

See lamentation on top subscription money! By the way chelshitfan1..this is not a clap back just simply proof that as usual everything I post is the truth!


Ps: no be "greed dey kill you..na POVERTY"

This beggar no dey quit? Are you sure you are not a woman? Even strangers all over the forum?

Chelseafan1:
Make I comot 4 church first, ds usher just dey look me like bad person since as I dey press my phone.

Ow far na, wey my share, make I send my account number u don dey win, diggz still dey dull himself

Even during church you still dey beg? You are the real definition of a church rat anyway! Once it's time to beg chelsafan1 is usually number one in the line up!

Oya beg me make I waya you N2k now now!

Chelseafan1:
I know my yunga sister wella, if she go toilet, she no dey remember clean nyash.

Chelseafan1:
Most of these people have never stepped foot into Walter Carrington in VI, lagos to see how people troop into those Embassies everyday, last August I was there, comman see how pple were jubilating and dancing just because dere Visas were approved while the rest of us who got denied visit Visas left there sorrowful and dejected, hoping to try again this year

I hope you know say Yankee dey check balance before them grant visas? Otondo....

Chelseafan1:
Ass licker, have you sucked an ass today??

Are you also gay in addition to being broke?

Chelseafan1:
Lol, na so we see am. Na jeje on my own I kuku dey.

Chelseafan1:
Abeg, I wan fund 300, make I no miss this first week, I go send mtn 400 now. Abeg, who dey fund for here wey dey trusted

Na ebonybet o

Big boy wey wan measure prick with funlord? I hail sir....you should have been a "stock broke ass"....

Chelseafan1:
Let him dig deep, still better rehab this show of shame. I am disappointed.

Owu na bastard!

Chelseafan1:
This Ebonybet, I don taya o

I deposited, money no reflect and their agents ain't online.

Dunno what else to do.


Here is my game. I'll play it once they fund me. First game is Chelsea tonight. I had a chat with their agent yesterday b4 that 100 displayed.

He told me to refresh and boom it showed but today, I don refresh taya, nothing show.

See stake and complaints! On top 2H?

parrotibaba:
Hehehe funlord my guy, I de expect you to deliver a massive Clap back as per your reputation of back hand slapping and...




So get to digging, who knows whether Chelseafan1 get im own dirty secrets for nl

Check his threads or posts? You sef go begin blame buhari for him matter! Why do you think he has deleted some of his monikers!

Chelseafan1:
Ass licker, have you sucked an ass today??

The truth hurts right? Sorry son...and yes I have licked some booty recently....your kid sisters anal cavity is one of my favorites....where do you think the funds you staked on that ticket that cut due to the burnley loss came from?

Anyway So you that can't lick ass or even host a woman? When are you having your operation to treat that inflated rash covered sperm sac of yours? I know say e don tay when you do? After all how you wan do when even indomie noodles don turn alacarte for your side?

Chelseafan1:
Ass licker, have you sucked an ass today??

The truth hurts right? Sorry son...and yes I have licked some booty recently....your kid sisters anal cavity is one of my favorites....where do you think the funds you staked on that ticket that cut due to the burnley loss came from?

Anyway So you that can't lick ass or even host a woman? When are you having your operation to treat that inflated rash covered sperm sac of yours? I know say e don tay when you do? After all even indomie noodles don turn alacarte for your side?

Nihilist:
Well, the fact remains that you keep it real by owning your truth, no matter how ugly it is.

I respect that. 100.

Just make sure you're getting those exotic foreign whips out of your rimming sessions.

I would hate to hear that you're getting Peejo 504 or Toyota yaris, cos niggas getting shafted like birdies above the rim these days...

Lol....

Chelseafan1:
Na hin find my trouble

Look at this _moron? Who did you finish? After being shown for the 2 bit broke lying bastard you are....you had no option but to go and pull out quotes from my very own public thread that I penned with my own fingers over a sex act that most people engage in? But to you that is shade?

This gene rational curse of stupidity that has afflicted your family for eons does not seem to be ending soon...it seems it has even received a boost since your birth? Young man you are still:

1: a broke ass ( raumdeuters fault..i know)

2: a liar ( as proved yesterday)

3: a menstruating female emotion having twerp( based on all your tantrums and tears on our thread and here)

4: a coward( as you have been doing coded mentions and could not summon your fellow lying peeps yesterday after you were called out by me)


So what points do you think you have achieved? Reputation? Nigga even amongst your own clubs fans I am more respected than you....on this platform and in real life you are not on my level so why does that bother you? Why don't you post the rest of my threads and let us compare them to yours? Your achievements in this life so far is akin to that of a cadaver! Are you still not ashamed that:

1: women dump you for real niggas like ME! Can your moribund brain not let you realize that this means your are currently a poster boy for under achievement?

2: your bank balance reminds people of the great depression and you hope to one day have a family on your earnings? Well maybe unless you wed a mad woman that would be comfortable feeding your kids scraps form a dust bin which to you may seem like a balanced diet!

3: your nickname should be esau! I mean you have also been chanced of your birthright by your younger sibling due to your dusty finances...are you not perturbed by this?


4: Finally your hustle consists of playing bet naija? Seriously? Staking 2k on chelsin every weekend is what you term as a life? Is this what you think your parents slaved and labored so hard for you to become? Why not just go and become an agbero? At least the life of destitution which you are used to will start earning you a daily kick back...and those Agbo sellers you dream of raping daily would now be within close range...


Bros forget all this wack support your blue brothers and some of my united homies are giving you....at the end of the day the difference between me and you is evident for everyone to see! It's like night and day... a few mentions can expose our levels...a few words in the search button reveals all! I am the epitome of class, cash and coochie...while you are the standard by which struggle, strife and suffering are gauged! These are FACTS! They say it is only a fool that does the same thing and expects a different result to occur? This was the same mistake your parents made while paying your school fees for almost 25 years....this is now the same mistake you are making by engaging in staking bets and hoping mavrov makes a come back....ogbeni face facts...funlord licks ass that you can't touch? Funlord plays with figures that you only see in your dreams? Funlord lives above even your parents means? Should you not be saying yes boss to me? Every challenge thrown your way by me makes you evasive? Or are you scared of all this viewers finding out that your most valuable possession in life is that your china phone?

Nihilist:
This raises questions of a transactional nature...

Far be it from me to voice those questions though....

Lmfao...imagine? Did ray j not lick kim k's crack in that vid? Even whitneys crack stained crack? Nigga ended up rolling in a ferrari for duty served?

The hate for me here is unprecedented so I'm not even surprised at why they are all tripping! From con man to crack lord! I claim it.....

EvilMetahuman:
Chelseafan1 won this round.

I don't see anyone recovering from being called an arselicker (literally)

Funlord just bagged a new tag in sport section.

Excuse me? Recovering from? A sex act that I penned down myself, that many of you have read since 2015? that some of you secretly engage in or receive in return? and one that is a part of one of my public topics? That is what you chaps are hanging on to? Na wa.....na by force to give the boy hope? Would you prefer to be broke like that mong and have lips that you only use in begging for tips or rather living the life and licking the butts of cream dolls who ensure you remain paid out of gratitude?

parrotibaba:
Na so folks here go de yarn with funlord de imagine his tongue inside girl nyash while replying their posts.

So Rimming Na crime? Or no be only painment and L fever go make person carry public post wey I use my own fingers type come feel say dem wan use am as shade? I'm no more a wanted murderous con man? After the earlier feeble jibes and lies failed now I'm now guilty of _fucking bitches asses and pussies senseless with my tongue and articles? And that is bad? Men the efforts to avoid L's or support losers for this thread is amazing!

No wonder the shorties are always receptive to your boy innit? Licky Licky gang

airmark:


Naija guys dey do exploit. Rimming things?. My guy is a real funlord.

I say make we run payoneer waka you dey do anyhow? I no dey do bit coin but I fit use my links pass you better cheap market for that thread...so na swap levels e go be!

JayKayMaybachz:
Harry Kane?? ?

Whether in a 2 striker formation or him usurping Harry kane...at least a great wide road has opened up for him up top!

After 14 years and 53 goals in 119 appearances Wayne rooney has finally retired from england duty!

Rashford as England's 9? It's all yours for the taking now kid.....

Chelseafan1:
Bro, they said you have mail, attend to it son.

Carry your wahala go.

So you are a LIAR? A boy who possesses the envious character of a woman? A cowardly shekpite who can't own up to his own claims posted by his own fingers in order to buttress his and my other haters fairy tales?

So you admit everything I have said about you is true? No wonder your parents prefer your younger brother to you...and no wonder your _bitch preferred to dump you somewhere and go chase after an alpha male such as myself!

You are the human depiction of the word pathetic! In fact you represent pathetics passport! You are a disgrace to the rest of the Correct men that support this club resident on this thread! Men try to put a bet on united this weekend...at least let our team assist you in affording your next month's subscription fee!

Broken plate perpetually living in brokelyn!

Chelseafan1 is the case now about alternates or establishing your claims? Have you run out of ideas or things to type because believe me right now you are looking really foolish to most of your brethren here! They won't tell you in public because we are around but it's obvious your case and ego both look similar to your balls at the moment...deflated! Can you stick to the script and stop spreading jargons all over the place.....

Chelseafan1:
Dt guy is a baby, I don too catch fun today. D idiot is calling mods to tell them I accused him of defamation, what has he been doing since to me.

Na sawdust full that guy brain, I swear.

Oga are you ready to admit you are liar and a broken down jalopy of a human being? Are you now afraid of being revealed for the ultimately useless piece of human debris that you actually are? Are you bothered that you can't stand on your own 2 feet so you usually require the help of fairytales to score personals in e battles?

Are you going to allow all these guys look at you as nothing more than a jealous nitwit who is just pained that a nigga like me is doing things while you wallow in despair and "cut tickets"? Prove yourself ffs....no be man you be? You made claims back it up! Or won't you be happy to see me gone from this forum so that your jealousy can subside? Come on...

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Chelseafan1:
If you've settled Modath, just tell us, let's all move on... All these ones na rubbish. Na Agarawu23 post am. Have you paid Modath or not?

Simple question.

You have started yarning dust like an ant eater after a termite meal! I have told you to mention her to come here! Since you want to cut and sew her tales of lies like a tailor then I have given you every chance to show all these men how fraudulent I am!

Call her and call Lesammy the man who sold bad cards to her and let the world know who is the biggest liar between you, her and me and lesammy! Since you have realized that this is your only hope then let us bring it to a logical conclusion!


Let our guys here interrogate everyone involved and let us decide who between me and you needs to get deactivated by the mods! Stop stalling and get the ball rolling!

Chelseafan1:


Emaprince, let's hope he has settled that lady sha, cos it's not easy to make money for ds naija wey we dey only for someone to feed off your sweats.

Let's not encourage scam and try as much as possible to protect people here.

May the Lord help us.

Why don't you mention her to come and testify here if all the remixed shots you are posting are true? I want to show all these men that you are nothing more than a jealous coward so I am granting you this license to do this:


Failure to do this will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are a liar and a person out to slander me out of jealousy and also because I have revealed how much of a stinking pauper you are!

Chelseafan1:
Carry on with the Lord's work brother. The Lord is your strength.

Maybe Diggz saw where he refunded this lady sha. But all of these were posted ds August wey we dey so.

Walahi this boy your stupidity must be in terabytes! Why are you editing the screen shots and removing that failed mr nairaland contestants name and number from the top of the post? Because you know he was the same pastor whose friend stole N1.5m that I was sent to get abi? The same goat that came and claimed he saw evidence of yomieluv losing the N1.5m before I landed lagos? The same _dunce that refused to reveal any info about a thief that was being looked for? And it is what he now posted after we had all been banned to cool the thread that is your truth?


Okay confirm if this is his number on this forum and if that is not him having a convo with me before that deal and let us see if you and him are not both cut from the same lying cloth as the similar creatures from the deep that you both are ! It seems hunger has finally done a number on you for you to think someone as dangerous as me does not have dirt on the world!

You have 5 minutes! Prove you have some honor even though you have little of anything else!