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diggz:
You and Ur tubu runs tho meanwhile na who be the guy with afonje..*,#** wey dey always chase u around?

I don't even know that _cunt but I'm sure it's Just another loser trying to seek my attention! Maybe he is a homosexual who wants a taste of a real niggas _sperm? To bad I ain't gay.....I am sure na one of una guys sha wey dey hide him true identity!

Back from tubu! Let the carnage continue!

Bimffo:
Funlord, its enough.

E don do.

Na beg I dey beg.

Just over am.

You sef Chelseafan1, e don do.

I dey beg.


Everything don dey become childish act.

No blood again, just spit.

Na una dey always ginger the broke idiot to dey throw shots at the throne na! Why now wey I wan show una my guy condition you come dey form UN! Na just small play...but abeg let us prepare a fund for this bet naija baller! Owu na bastard.....

diggz:
Cobham records show say una dey owe company...so we no go deliver una two mails today

No worry na blackhat technology I dey use during this sallah period? Abeg send this kiwi polish spokesman small meat na....you no see as him keep mouth like duck wey dey expect feed?

diggz:
Funlord and chelseafan1 are yet to clear their outstanding gbese with us chief so .........NO deliveries till payment is done

I no dey owe abeg! At least my 200 ticket no dey cut like one of una ogbeni own!

diggz:
It is not my fault Bros....u are aware sallah meat only comes once in a year plus it is free right?

You guys should allow me enjoy my meat biko....Na till next year I go see better ram chop for free please

Abeg send some ram to chelseafan1! From his current location in a golf 3's open boot while chilling in an evil forest in ogbomosho you can tell his sallah was quite eventful and filled with hunger pangs! What a swagger less animal! It seems this hat is part of his inheritance?

Oasis007:
Then you Dudes need to caution Chelseafan1.... the Nigga has overused the Word "Rimming" to the extent it's no more funny and irritating!

Funlord has moved on since the Day..... but your Nigga won't let it go, coz he was adjudged the Winner of the Brawl.

Are you minding the moribund brained _dunce? When you look like a chimpanzee recovering from a bout with ebola why won't you be jealous of a successful nigga like his lord! Just look at this thing? With his ashy knuckles and fingers that look like claws! See him 3 quarter eyeballs wey fit see kano and enugu at once! Hunger has damaged his cornea and constant viewing of 200 cad stakes don wounjure the retina!

Chelseafan1:
Rimlord with the dead pink lips

Lips wey don pack shiit taya.

See nose sef....lmao

Very hard-looking rough guy **spits**

why dont you just kindly ask me for 100 naira so that you can stake on this weekends game..........stop desperately trying to save face...i have met, chilled and spent cash with people on this forum....all this while you were busy hanging out in car boots and taking selfies wearing a pair of shades that look like the windscreen on a dangote trailer.....you have the shape of a test tube baby and one of your eyes faces south while the other faces north......is that not why you need bi focals? your relevance is only on this thread among your shekpite brothers....the rest of your day is probably filled with surfing job sites so why this constant need for attention from a boss......check my mentions...they are filled with statements like "sold to funlord.....thanks funlord or funlords bitches are fine ass hell'.............what about yours....na so so statements like "ticket don cut.....abeg remember me and rimming"....nothing more nothing less..............similar to your bank account. Ogbeni my profile is a reference for your life of strife and sorrows ...i personally posted it here..i dont need to hide because i am a tall..good looking and fulfilled dude.....i am giving you permission this morning to upload any of my shots that you think shows me looking worse than you...i am sure you wish you owned my profile due to the props you see people always throwing my way...your own profile was only filled with prayers from your mum for god to save you from destitution.......a grown ass man that thinks staking 500 cad every weekend is a hustle....let us have a like and share poll.....lets see whose shots portray the more correct dude or the one that urgently requires medical/financial assistance....you thought all those your horrendous shots you deleted from fb are gone....no son....your golf boot swag was the first....dangote duck mouth pose coming soon..

jahsharon:
Afenifere is very right, this is pure double or even triple standards. FG is supposed to have locked up all Afenifere leaders a long time ago for collecting millions of naira from Goatluck Jonaddaft to help him rig the 2015 presidential election You will all recall that even Olu Falae of the the leaders of Afenifere admitted collecting about 100 million naira from ATM-Dasuki Sambo / Nemadi Ester in order to work for Goatluck during the 2015 election.

These idiots called Afenifere did not should marginalization and restructuring when Goatluck was looting and sharing money with them. After Goatluck lost election and also errecction, they now remember marginalization and restructuring. Old foolish rags. Tinubu the Lagos thief taught all the old fools a bitter lesson, Tinubu defeated them home and away and rendered them irrelevant and turned them to begers begging Goatluck Jonaddaft for contracts and money.

If Afenifere likes, the can change their tribe to Ibo, it is allowed, I even suspect them to be Ibos because only Ibos can sell their parents for money the same way the Afenifere rags are doing. The next time that DSS comes for Nnamdi Cownu, let Afenifere rags go and stop DSS, they will all be given mass burial which will save their families money.

My guy you don chop so? This is some meaningless nonsense right here that can duly be related to early morning hunger pangs!

Mbappe finally headed to psg!

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11820/11009669/psg-agree-deal-with-monaco-for-kylian-mbappe

No be only bale na baale!

eph12:
Mane had the space to operate on that wing. Arsenal felt they were too big to double up on him and Salah and that was their undoing. That's why I appreciate Conte and Mourinho, they understand the strength of their opponent and play accordingly. Martial didn't get the free space against Leicester. He has shown already what he can do with free space to operate.

Sometimes as a quality player you have to create those free spaces for yourself....nobody has time to play to your strengths when they know what you are capable of.....

SailorXY:
are you seriously comparing the 4-man clogging Martial got yesterday to the highway Arsenal gave Mane?

Forget the highway...even when matches tie wrapper mane is always in the building! Thaat guy is a material...by the way when clogged all you have to rely on are your close control, dribbling skills, determination and pace to get away from those cloggers.....and then proceed to whip in balls for your team mates or go spectacularly solo...Cr7 was also clogged? Messi is cloggmus personified? Beckham and giggs were always clogged? But they still made things pop off!

Abeg we should stop looking for excuses for martial...that boy has what it takes...he needs to start showing it every weekend! He probably even has more skill than mane but mane has drive, determination and tries things! Martial needs to get back to his pre season mode! This is his 3rd season ffs....

OAUTemitayo:
Egbon Funlord Osogbo weed is dangerous to your health....

Are you seeking for attention or are you just naturally slow?

olabode89:
Different style Bro!

Mane is way stronger than Martial, plus he has got the endurance of a Camel. Martial is more of pace and technique.

Of what use is pace and technique without consistency? Did you see some of his runs yesterday.....he needs to study this guy and remember he is part of a TEAM every week and not when he feels like it.....

stevolinkon40:
Na silly scammer. Advertising paypal on auto section to unsuspecting people...petty scammers
..if no be funlord wey relax abi dey on break all this one for don enter redbook..

Lol....no worry i can see mr red biro is doing a good job with his assistants.......my advanced notice insurance still cover you and the rest of the crew.....

I also hope martial is watching mane? That is the sort of wing play expected from your wing man......he should watch and learn...

Assnal are just useless......Smfh!

jydorchem:
Funlord is a good man#be lik Funlord...... $97 left. As e dey hot.

Hailings. Baba......still available?

Rorachy:
OK no problem.

You can ask for any info through my profile digits!

Rorachy:
Is your wife on nairaland?

Never! I can pass you her tips...

Rorachy:
I would love to learn though.

She can send you some tips hopefully! Whenever you are ready.....

agarawu23:
Hello guys.

A notorious online fraudster was nabbed yesterday by me with the help of a nairaland who hinted me he is a scammer that has been operating for over 10 years successfully. He was once nabbed but released, we couldn't figure out how and why he was released from SARS.

He scammed this nlder the sum of 17m and was about to scam both me and the same nlder promising me he will send Usd to China for me and wants to purchase USD worth over 50m from me and the victim (a nlder) of 17m.

So I tricked him yesterday to meet me and make and agreement before we do business. To cut the story short. We nabbed him yesterday and he is in the SARS detention already.

If yu have been scammed by this person (details below), u can message me on what'sApp let's discuss privately so that u can meet him and make ur statement with SARS. I want him to rot in jail so that nobody will fall victim again.

Google him online Segun Davinci and watch his YouTube video. He bought a house of 60m with fake credit alert and buys exotic cars with fake alert and fake cheques.

He is a professional in sending fake alert msg from any bank and giving fake cheques u won't be able t cash out.

I was unable to take his live pics yesterday cos it was messy and rough when we caught him, no time to press phone.

Thanks to the scam victim who made me realize in time that he is a scammer, he really help and we were able to work together.

Cc: tokyobulls the facts please!

Rorachy:
Did you prepare the chocolate cake and ice cream by yourself?

Nope...Na madam small hand work be that! I only usually help in crushing the oreos and coconuts!

Name checked?........


Pastor otunba Matthew "rod of anointing" Olakunle?


Seems like a holy afonjiggedy has embarrassed the omulabis with this his trangressions?