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Igerizee:
Its still very possible funlord created the funlordscam account to make mockery of chelseafan1, simple reverse psychology, scammers do this often... NB: just IMO

Lol...not me boss! All his brethren know what he really is but soccer tribalism requires them to give him a supportive shot in the arm! Notice how all the roaches he has mentioned have come, peeped and bounced? They realize there is No need standing behind a wack fool for no gain! I'm sure he is probably calling them on the phone to come and post!

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Chelseafan1:
Isn't it obvious already, we know as e dey go, pay some, get them to praise you, carry the rest money go fuvvk Olosho, come nairaland come brag.

https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3328#58395190


Funny how the same pained fellows screen shot that you could only save also had this to say about me not too long ago?

Chelseafan1:
And what he has been saying about me is true abi, u no see those ones.

Diggz, ds one na double standard, I know he is your guy.

So, I fully expected this. Don't trust that guy though.

If he didn't do those things, those screenshots won't be out for all to see.

Let keep it original please. Let him defend himself.

Stay out of this please, I no wan look your face.

Stop embarrassing yourself by mentioning haters! All the links in my posts have shown you to be the verifiable _dunce you clearly are! Keep waiting for your alternate to post trash! But keep this in mind why are you all of a sudden not referring to your screen shots? Why is my moniker attached to so many "thanks to funlord posts" on this forum? Why am I the number 1 nabber of scammers in the business section? Why am I still doing business there? Is your finger broken?

funlordscam:
calm down ...its all coming.
Dis man has made d greatest mistake in his life.
We actually r brodas but as we say no buras in d woods. He actually showed me dis in one of my dealings with him and I was so ashamed I fell for a simple scam of his.



First he has owned up to being a scammer.
D next question he won't know how to respond.
Just watch ;Dtoday will be ur last day on naira land. Am coming

You are even more stupid with this account than when you are using your chelseafan1 account! Stop wasting everyone's time and do the needful and after I am done disgracing you kindly go and delete this moniker before I turn you into a case study on why no one trades on my name on this platform!

diggz:
Our in house archae guys I greet una o!! Ibime, eph12, anonymous etc


Meanwhile...I know we banter alot here most times with words that are not facts. However if or when anyone chooses to call someone a scammer/thief he or she should make sure due diligence have been carried out first.

Calling one a scammer or thief no be joke at all o! I personally will take it very personal. Please and please, I think it has been established already that funlord is not guilty on all counts as regard scamming people. I also do not think him charging a token to track and help one retrieve lost cash is wrong in anyway. He is actually smart in doing so as he his acting as a private investigator which is a normal business for people around the world. I have a guy in Canada making money from investigating stuffs for people. Funlord was able to recognize a loophole in the policing in Naija and he has utilized it to make extra cash for himself.


Incase you are thinking it is easy to retrieve cash from Naija peeps kindly erase such from your mind please. I have had several dealings in the financial sector to know it is one of the most difficult things to do. Your life is even at risk from the moment you engage in money recovery. Debtors will do anything not to pay here. They can either come at you physically or spiritually. If you doubt ask those in recovery department in Naija....no be beans!!


Guys fight all you want or can...but please if it will affect ones credibility directly or indirectly both offline or online, which will also affect the person's source of income,then..........it has gone to another level. Me I no dey use that kind thing dey play ooo.....

Abeg keep the fight 100℅>>>> any punch below the waste kind going forward we go minus points for providing wrong info...#shikena.

Are you minding those 2 brain dead fools? He thinks by mentioning the whole of nairaland he is making himself look as if his posts are credible! Let me wait for that his dumb alternate to provide it's proof so that I can also bury him too!

funlordscam:
Funlord, u r a scammer.
Yes or no.


And choose wisely

YES! I scammed your weed addicted dad by selling him cheap fake condoms on the night he met your mum while she was dealing Agbo under oshodi bridge!

Will you shut the hell up and stick to your main account you good for nothing brain dead coward! No one on earth can ever take anyone who opens a new account just to troll seriously! See this low life!

Chelseafan1:
Shut ur mouth, if you didn't do it, you won't be accused of such. We know your type.,you will pay some, use the rest to carry ashewo and drinks, then come on here to brag about being a bit boy

Oya, shut me up, those guys asking you to send them money, oya send it to them, disappoint me for once.

Are you trying to change the narrative? Okay you have realized that your hereditary stupidity and penchant for living on an alternate universe by posting north Korean grade propaganda has come back to bite you on the ass? Na me and you dey ring! All these fans can't distract me nigga!

Answer those questions and stop stylishly begging for people to receive money so that you can tax them on what's app later! We know your antecedents on this thread! None of those niggas are as broke as you! Don't be deceived but you are the "mr farthing of" this thread! You have 99 problems and 98 of them are financially related! Or you think your bitch dumped you for niggas like me just because you were always forcing her to jump from Keke to Keke at all the major betnaija outlets within your parents crib?

funlordscam:
But but funlord, u r a scammer and I can attest to it.
U r a very smooth criminal

Chelseafan1 you try! As I have smashed your skull open you had to transform into this?


Jesus! The pain is real!

Chelseafan1:
Una never know am, na only mouth the mumu get, always making mouth, no brains, his hands type faster than his brain processes stuff

If you think being on your shekpite thread will save you then you truly have another thing coming! Have you seen my reply? Good....now counter them! You lost N300k to which mmm? No be 2k stake be your standard? Have you ever seen 50k in the flesh sef? See this useless liar?

Okay abeg you wey no dey make get mouth just send N5k to Diggs and make we see whether rapture no go occur today!

Chelseafan1:
Too much incorrent words in one post.

I lost 300k to scammers on December 31st, I didn't die, I lost over 200k to mmm, I'm still fine. I don't know why you keep ranting about my bank balance

Do you care to explain what went down in the posts below. You guys better be informed.

This guy is a criminal, he scams unsuspecting people of their money, acting like he's helping them, he then goes about bragging about flying and living large.

You have heaped too much curses on your head and your future generation, I can only weep for the unlucky girl that will eventually get to say I do with you.

When I said he is a scammer and a wicked soul, I wasn't lying, these are facts.

Guys, if you need more screenshots, Chelseafan1 at your service anyday, that's how he makes mouth everywhere on nairaland with people's money. Foolish bastard.

Oga! Why are you putting up the posts of the _moron whose friend accused me of taking their hundred grand and not arresting the culprit they sent me after with wrong info? Why are you not putting the posts of the major traders, people I have saved from criminals, had their cash returned and who all attested to my superb service delivery like these ones:

https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3412#58750571


https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3578#59432316


https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3556#59362481



https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3579#59434780


Why is the ban master even on my side? As a matter of fact why am I still doing big business on the very same thread and still being the number one guy needed to hold millys for people on the very same thread boy! ......Maka why?

diggz:
Funlord pls can I send my account details too? I need dat paper bruv

You no dey do betnaija na! And you are not as broke as that orangutan! Even your baby wey never get bank account get money pass that mumu boy!

Chelseafan1:
Pay no attention to that irresponsible cretin, different ashewo toto don damage hin life and future, he's just a walking skeleton.


There are some things you stop when you hit certain age in life, that buffoon is still busy laying public pussies and beating his chest about it.

He's a lost cause, a wasted labour.

Ogbeni next time don't be scared...quote me directly and aim straight for the target similar to how I usually aim my _spunk straight down into your mamas grateful mouth anytime she comes to hustle for your tuition!

Now a few things to note in this epistle:

1: no wonder you are intimidated by my lifestyle! Just take a look at the sort of women problems you are facing in your pathetic nati like existence...

https://www.nairaland.com/3407937/what-guy-said-girl-crazy....lol

Chelseafan1:
Im still a young guy trying to build a good future for myself, loyal to just one beautiful girl nd all I want is her loyalty but she clearly wants more.

So it is blessed up niggas like me that _fuck the love of your life up her ass and throat for viju milk and meatpie before tossing her some change that she now borrows you to play mmm or naija bet? No wonder you always weep over my posts like a lonely bonobo monkey unsure of where it's mum has scampered to! How is it my fault that your idols are nati, scarecrows and Oliver twist? You are cursed to be remain broke because you are lazy, unambitious ugly and with a poor educational background! Your destiny is your destiny boy! Mould it without me!


2:Secondly little broke sage...are you angry that no woman finds you worthy of marriage? How does my family concern your struggle? What are the facts you are laying claim to? Was a ranking senator not recently caught with his pants down with 2 slayers? Is he divorced now? Is silent infidelity against the law? Or you want to cry and go and report to my madam the way you came and embarrassed yourself and cried on our united thread for 2 days because of the way we were pounding chelsea similar to how raumdeuter pounded your skull yesterday?


You are jealous because of my influence on the beer parlor thread? Because I guide fellow young huslters on the way forward? Because the young honeys allow me guide them to the right crews? Is it because you know all those girls you see me posting would give you a vicious backhand for even attempting to greet them if they ever met you? No woman wants an idiot who would only depress her life with tales "about tickets wey don cut" and "why indomie is good as her steady diet?".....maybe your mum might accept those terms but not my slay queens bro!


3: thirdly Nigga your life consists of Ponzi schemes and bet naija as your means of income? Is that what you call being a young hustler? No ape...you are a young doofus but you do not even realize it yet! Search my name and see the figures I'm doing daily just on buying payoneer funds from more intelligent young nigerians than your doomed self!

It is your mates that run fiverr projects, freelancer projects, esty projects and the rest! It is your mates that are using their intellect to work online and earn forex..i encourage them by purchasing their funds at a premium....and rewarding their hustle! You are too intellectually challenged to function at that level so i guess aiming for the president of the NURTW in osun state should suffice for you for now!


Now you want to claim I seek your attention? Nigga you are too broke to even have an attention span that one may want to seek! Your attention is usually only required at homeless food courts or when your parents angrily need to remind the flat headed disappointment hidden somewhere dusty in their house that his free breakfast, lunch or dinner is ready! With all your efforts was your sad bank balance not still around the 357 mark when dayo exposed you the other day? No wonder you got the nickname magnum 357 from your more ambitious brother!


Look here you groveling church mouse...in this life and the next you can never see my level so stop reaching or trying to famz! What you term as hammering is what I use on fuel, drinks or hotel bills! Funlord is a boss! In every sense of the word kid! The only scammer that walks free and serves as an escrow for moderator's? The only scammer whose innocence and threats got 6 pages of false accusations deleted in 5 minutes! The only scammer who last month got back the sum of over half a million naira from 3 people? It's all in the mentions...these are the facts! I am a gangster so I do not follow the rules rather I live by mine...but guess what my efforts on this forum have touched lives and made people smile...in so many ways! That's the sign of the decent man that stays hidden underneath all my other machievelian ways! So try as you might to make up lies or distort the facts about what I am...everyone knows what's up! No matter how all of you green eyed hate filled bats try to stain my moniker I will always shine brighter! Who god has blessed no man can curse boy...I will keep con signing you all to history's dustbin because that is where jealous, emotionally unstable, stinking filth like you belong!

By the way stop mentioning people as a means of getting support for your _stupid posts....nobody wants to be associated with a poverty stricken bastard like yourself you know! When your pride is done in the microwave send me your bank details let me bless you with something to stake with later today...at least we can improve your bank statement from N357 to N20357 and maybe i can at least help prevent you from joining badoo!

Hopeless surly shekpite he goat!

diggz:
funlord na even chelseafan1 and dayo self....na those two dey usually end any discourse.

I'm just reacting to the fact that you all said he always adopts a monk like approach to banter! Meanwhile the way he was slicing and dicing that broken down chimpanzee with a fetish for mmm, naija bet, IQ digit bank statements family problems and mouth and body odor was shocking to say the least!

Anyway it's good not to suffer fools gladly on the forum so he was doing the lords work!

efilefun:
Well if you interested just quote and i will whatsapp you directly, this a public forum and dropping my number on here is something i hardly do. Replied ur email already

The number is on my profile so what is the delay for again? Plus your mail contained no contact details?

raumdeuter:
You are very _moronic, You dont even have the IQ of a toddler, you are worse, your brain should be the size of a millet grain

if you are not an animal with no sense why would you make such idiotic statements to start with

I know you are mentally challenged thats why I try to break everything down to you, If you notice everyone has given up on you including your family. I only take you as my contribution to eradicating global ignorance

I thought you cobhamites claimed this ogbeni was against finger whipping? It seems Cobham express staff lied to us about your antecedents! We can now add deception to their companies profile page...

efilefun:
$850 payoneer available @350/$

You don't reply e mail inquests and you refuse to display a contact number? Are you really serious about selling your product or is this a bet?

Idlemann welcome! I no fit laugh sef.....

ifisco:
still available?

Ifisco! Dealing

YorubaMuslims:
This sarrki is a Yoruba Muslim conquered by Fulani in the Ilorin Emirate.

What has this foolish statement got to do with the threads topic? You people just never seem to get tired of displaying your ignorance!

Now that I am "semi back?"...This next scam will be our finishing move my son!

iamVirus:
Sorry bro, phone is on, but no network in my location.


I don't have any for now, just searching for some ready to buy from me at any point in time and always

Whenever you get look for me...I buy only in bulk!

AbdulKaybee:
$620 btc needed at 360/$

$150 payoneer needed too

Nice payoneer trade with this boss!

iamVirus:
I get paid by AdSense monthly via payoneer. Sometimes, in 2 months.


Please, If you're interested in buying my Payoneer funds, holla me.

Thanks

Whatsapp: 081-3786-1696

Your phone is off and you want to be in business? Anyway how much payoneer do you have for sale?

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pharod:
Funlord will be very happy to hear this...

I Happy die......As you can see funlord scouting services are still number one....let me boogie down with joy!