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Politics › Re: Breaking: by funlord(m): 1:01pm On Jun 29, 2015
grin Did he just ping you? Or na "details" be the name of your "source?"
Politics › Re: Bad Death Dream On Buhari And 4 Others by funlord(m): 12:58pm On Jun 29, 2015
grin
My friend go and eat something! Hunger has started making you delirious! This your "ebele" kind of dream sef! very bitter!
Politics › Re: Is It Lawful For Police To Beat Up A Civilian? Even If He/she Disobeys? Must See by funlord(m): 12:50pm On Jun 29, 2015
angry This is against the law, and those foolish officers need to be prosecuted 4 human right violations! The sooner naija becomes a litigious society the better! Fines,sacking and sanctions should be the penalties for all found guilty in a court of law!
Politics › Re: Security Agents Comb South East For Operators Of Radio Biafra by funlord(m): 12:46pm On Jun 29, 2015
grin
So dem ma sabi how 2 cut out? Biafra my ass! Lmfao!!! Unite or die!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:27am On Jun 29, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Misssclassy, you lied during the interview last night when you stated that you've never had a MENTAL ILLNESS.

Three weeks ago you admitted you were diagnosed with BPD. Ishilove is my witness.

You also stated that you are suffering from BPD in the diary you created with your MISSCLASSSY moniker.
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TheSonOfMark:

Misssclassy, you lied during the interview last night when you stated that you've never had a MENTAL ILLNESS.

Three weeks ago you admitted you were diagnosed with BPD. Ishilove is my witness.

You also stated that you are suffering from BPD in the diary you created with your MISSCLASSSY moniker.
I thought SHE/HE also claimed 2 be a "petrochemical laboratory medical engineer"? In addition 2 also having had some sort of head injury as a youngster that affected their personality? These lies don plenty oh!!!

Politics › Re: Buhari To Appoint Ministers In 2 Months Time- Vanguard by funlord(m): 11:17am On Jun 29, 2015
grin Slow and steady wins the race sometimes!
Politics › Re: Joda Commitee To PMB: Sack Jonathan’s Last-minutes Appointees, Review Contracts by funlord(m): 11:14am On Jun 29, 2015
grin
Let the HAMMERS of JUSTICE drop where they may! No sacred cows allowed!
Romance › Re: OMG!!!! Just See How A Guy Seperates Two Ladies F!ght!ng (see Photos) by funlord(m): 11:00am On Jun 29, 2015
grin Hope say "sour milk" no stain him hand sha? Cause those 2 hags look busted!
Romance › Re: Ladies, Which Number Are You? (photo) by funlord(m): 10:53am On Jun 29, 2015
farano:
Which number are you and which number would you like to be? (if you aren't happy now) ...lol
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farano:
Which number are you and which number would you like to be? (if you aren't happy now) ...lol
Number "5" type dey deep and them no dey bad to marry as child birth no go wreck the slim fit body! Number "6" na my normal standard as per my regular lashings! Those types are what we call "juicy fruits"! Finally number 8 na the type wey dey bam only on a friday night after "2 medium stouts and a bottle of henny" go down your gullet in the club! Na merciless pounding dey fit those types! The rest can _FUCK OFF! We no want!
Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Why Buhari Is Sidelining SSS In Presidential Villa by funlord(m): 10:11am On Jun 29, 2015
Freemanan:
You Okay?
Common sense is not that common after all! Ignore the post and remain in your bubble! I'm not even interested in what your reply means! Have a nice life!
Family › Re: Am I Getting Matured Or Unreasonable? Pls Help. by funlord(m):
grin

OP! There is nothing wrong with you! It is your CHOICE! It is only local girls who do all that forming and posing shite without even knowing what kind of relationship a man is trying 2 initiate with them! Its a sign of THEIR own insecurities and lack of exposure! The formular is this, " if a woman is appreciative of the time and attention you shower her with, then become platonic friends before moving on 2 something more serious, but once they start that local forming crap, kick them 2 the curb while its hot, because THEY ARE IMMATURE! No time!
Politics › Re: Now That Sahara Reporters Has Exposed Itself To Be Working For Tinubu by funlord(m): 9:06am On Jun 29, 2015
grin Abeg Op sharrap! "Arrested globe" or whatever your name is!
Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Why Buhari Is Sidelining SSS In Presidential Villa by funlord(m): 9:01am On Jun 29, 2015
Freemanan:
No source for this Exclusive?
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Freemanan:
No source for this Exclusive?
No need 4 source! The SS today is completely mired in deep nepotism, corruption and partisan politics! A simple observation of their operations in states and the federal level should open your eyes! I know things but I no go yarn pass this one! No vex!!!
Politics › Re: Former First Lady, Patience Jonathan's Ex-security Aide Murdered by funlord(m): 8:57am On Jun 29, 2015
grin

Why does anyone attached or close 2 this jezebel of a dame always suffer tragedy? "See her PSO now dead! Her husband ebele kicked out of government in disgraceful fashion due 2 her foolish ways of politicking! Her dollar accountant deziani fighting royal rumble with counterfeit cancer in london!" Cheiii! We have a cabal proverb that states "when there is a problem that seems 2 have no solution, look 4 the WOMAN"!
Politics › Re: Heads To Roll As President's Anti-Corruption War Kicks Off by funlord(m): 8:50am On Jun 29, 2015
lolaxavier:
Following President Muhammadu Buhari’s recent statement that his government will ensure it retrieves looted funds kept in foreign banks, his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina has confirmed the move.

Speaking in an interview with Saturday Punch, Adesina said the search for the funds, which are kept in Switzerland, the United Kingdom, United States, France, Germany, British Virgin Islands, Liechtenstein and Luxembourg, will not be limited to these countries alone.

“The search will not only cover UK, US, Switzerland, Germany and other known havens for Nigerian looted funds but will cover everywhere under the sun. Anywhere and everywhere that the looted funds are, we have an assurance from the United States of America to assist us to repatriate these funds from anywhere under the sun,” he said.

According to report, the Federal Government’s investigation is meant to identify the individuals involved in corrupt practices and ascertain the sums of money involved with a view to retrieving them.

It was gathered that anti-corruption agencies play a vital role in the corruption fight, which is targeted at corrupt government officials in the recent past administration and their private sector collaborators, among others.

Adesina said that the Federal Government plans to engage the services of foreign private investigators who will in tracing and find looted funds belonging to the people of Nigeria.

“Everything that needs to be done to get all those funds repatriated will be done, including engaging private investigators,” the Presidential spokesperson said.

Buhari had lamented that the Goodluck Jonathan administration left behind a near empty treasury.

According to Adesina, the foreign search for looted funds that belong to Nigeria is part of the mandate Buhari was tasked with at the recent G7 summit in Germany.

He said, “when the President met with the G7, the promise that the American President gave him was that Nigeria should just provide all the facts, the figures, the statistics, including the banks.

“He promised that if Nigeria could make the information available, then the US will help in recovering the stolen funds.”

“The assurance the President has given is that within the next three months, we have to concentrate on getting those monies back to the government coffers.”

A few days ago, Buhari had said that his administration has received firm assurances of cooperation from the US and other countries in his bid to recover funds stolen from Nigeria.

http://pulse.ng/politics/buhari-heads-to-roll-as-presidents-anti-corruption-war-takes-off-id3913406.html
grin
lolaxavier:
Following President Muhammadu Buhari’s recent statement that his government will ensure it retrieves looted funds kept in foreign banks, his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina has confirmed the move.

Speaking in an interview with Saturday Punch, Adesina said the search for the funds, which are kept in Switzerland, the United Kingdom, United States, France, Germany, British Virgin Islands, Liechtenstein and Luxembourg, will not be limited to these countries alone.

“The search will not only cover UK, US, Switzerland, Germany and other known havens for Nigerian looted funds but will cover everywhere under the sun. Anywhere and everywhere that the looted funds are, we have an assurance from the United States of America to assist us to repatriate these funds from anywhere under the sun,” he said.

According to report, the Federal Government’s investigation is meant to identify the individuals involved in corrupt practices and ascertain the sums of money involved with a view to retrieving them.

It was gathered that anti-corruption agencies play a vital role in the corruption fight, which is targeted at corrupt government officials in the recent past administration and their private sector collaborators, among others.

Adesina said that the Federal Government plans to engage the services of foreign private investigators who will in tracing and find looted funds belonging to the people of Nigeria.

“Everything that needs to be done to get all those funds repatriated will be done, including engaging private investigators,” the Presidential spokesperson said.

Buhari had lamented that the Goodluck Jonathan administration left behind a near empty treasury.

According to Adesina, the foreign search for looted funds that belong to Nigeria is part of the mandate Buhari was tasked with at the recent G7 summit in Germany.

He said, “when the President met with the G7, the promise that the American President gave him was that Nigeria should just provide all the facts, the figures, the statistics, including the banks.

“He promised that if Nigeria could make the information available, then the US will help in recovering the stolen funds.”

“The assurance the President has given is that within the next three months, we have to concentrate on getting those monies back to the government coffers.”

A few days ago, Buhari had said that his administration has received firm assurances of cooperation from the US and other countries in his bid to recover funds stolen from Nigeria.

http://pulse.ng/politics/buhari-heads-to-roll-as-presidents-anti-corruption-war-takes-off-id3913406.html
U.S.A! Anytime wey dem dey yarn e de be like action film..."Just give us the facts, statistics and the banks, and its all good!" Shege obama! Anyway let the heads roll so that naija go resemble bowling alley! Make some thieves pray 4 death abeg!!!
Politics › Re: We Regret Voting Buhari– South West Leaders by funlord(m): 8:45am On Jun 29, 2015
grin

See leaders of only their kitchens forming leading statesmen? Keep regretting! Them go soon refund una the transport fare wey una use go polling booth to vote 4 am!
Politics › Re: Today’s National News Headlines (Mon-29-Jun-2015) by funlord(m): 8:41am On Jun 29, 2015
grin
Op! How come you dey give us naija headlines but na london papers you come put with your rider? Na so yahoo dey take start oh? Anyway all the problems wey full the papers na still the same problems wey I read about for 1999 when democracy start 4 naija! No need 2 dey send again!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:41pm On Jun 28, 2015
dharay88:
lolx, grin grin
grin
dharay88:
lolx, grin grin
See Ending! Lolz
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:33pm On Jun 28, 2015
Ishilove:
Smh
grin
Ishilove:
Smh
I heard you are good in bed!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:07pm On Jun 28, 2015
Loveren:
has mrcork burst ur anus today?
grin
Loveren:
has mrcork burst ur anus today?
Merciless!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:43pm On Jun 28, 2015
Natasha247:
When I (Ipledge) started having issue with ishilove, you people think am just trying to be sturborn and i have no reason for my action.

Ishilove ban Ipledge4 till June 26 on nairaland and Till october 09 romance section. I need to people advice that i should leave her alone and I did.After Serving my ban, I résuméd back today...Ishilove ban me again today for running around ban...Ishilove is just power drunk,take it or leave it...Am not a troublé maker, but I hate oppression and Hitler kind of leadership

Ishilove can do what she likes... But she should remember that Nothing last forever(except Hausa perfume)
Ol boy this guy you don suffer! Na by force 2 dey NL? Wait till your ban finish na! You sef wey dey "a whole new york" why you no go dey ball with _bitches 4 dia rather than 2 dey disturb yourself with NL and ishi matter? Abi dem dey lock you 4 house? Damn son!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Misssclassy, Obinoscopy, Airforce1 And Aminat508 by funlord(m): 8:55pm On Jun 28, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
To further boost her ego. She's always said she studied petroleum engineering only to tell us it's medical science course today. So much for a multi-faced person
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Jacksparrow0712:
To further boost her ego. She's always said she studied petroleum engineering only to tell us it's medical science course today. So much for a multi-faced person
She/He is actually the sexkillz dude undercover! I just don't get the point of the senseless coding!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Misssclassy, Obinoscopy, Airforce1 And Aminat508 by funlord(m): 8:50pm On Jun 28, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Misssclassy I once read a post where you said you studied Petroleum Engineering.

You have another degree in Medical science?
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Oh no? Not again?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Misssclassy, Obinoscopy, Airforce1 And Aminat508 by funlord(m): 7:49pm On Jun 28, 2015
Sveen:
Misssclassy!
Have you ever suffered from any mental ailment or have you ever been possessed by an evil spirit to the extent that the spirit had to be cast away from you in a church setting?
The bible tells us that God is all knowing and he sees the future from the beginning. So why did he create man and allow certain factors to flourish such as leaving the tree in the middle of the garden knowing fully well what was going to happen.
Don't you think this in a way dents his image of being a loving and caring God who has good intentions for his creations?
Most Nairalanders see you as obnoxious, arrogant and aloof.
Do you exhibit this characteristics on purpose or thats just how you are both online and in real life. Or it's just a misunderstanding?
Do you see yourself as being heartless. As in how much do you care? Do you see yourself as someone who has lost that part of herself that felt?
Which Nairalanders do you secretly admire. I mean which nairalanders do you like their personalities?
Are you are virgin? If no, when were you disvirgined and how. Describe the scenario.
Where you abused as a child or did you experience any traumatic events while growing up. Why don't you watch movies? Please explain. What's your personality type?
You seem like someone who is a recluse. Are you?
Have you taken the myers briggs personality test. If yes, what's your personality. If no, please take it and give me the result. Do you have a younger sister?
If you had the chance to go back in time to perfect a wrong. What would it be?
If you could change a part of your body asides your asss. Which part of the body would that be? What's your dream?
Do you ever feel scared that one of the numerous people you have insulted on Nairaland will one day get your details, ambush you, rape you or even kill you?
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Sveen:
Misssclassy!
Have you ever suffered from any mental ailment or have you ever been possessed by an evil spirit to the extent that the spirit had to be cast away from you in a church setting?
The bible tells us that God is all knowing and he sees the future from the beginning. So why did he create man and allow certain factors to flourish such as leaving the tree in the middle of the garden knowing fully well what was going to happen.
Don't you think this in a way dents his image of being a loving and caring God who has good intentions for his creations?
Most Nairalanders see you as obnoxious, arrogant and aloof.
Do you exhibit this characteristics on purpose or thats just how you are both online and in real life. Or it's just a misunderstanding?
Do you see yourself as being heartless. As in how much do you care? Do you see yourself as someone who has lost that part of herself that felt?
Which Nairalanders do you secretly admire. I mean which nairalanders do you like their personalities?
Are you are virgin? If no, when were you disvirgined and how. Describe the scenario.
Where you abused as a child or did you experience any traumatic events while growing up. Why don't you watch movies? Please explain. What's your personality type?
You seem like someone who is a recluse. Are you?
Have you taken the myers briggs personality test. If yes, what's your personality. If no, please take it and give me the result. Do you have a younger sister?
If you had the chance to go back in time to perfect a wrong. What would it be?
If you could change a part of your body asides your asss. Which part of the body would that be? What's your dream?
Do you ever feel scared that one of the numerous people you have insulted on Nairaland will one day get your details, ambush you, rape you or even kill you?
Mo' gbe? Wole! she go jabor this set of questions oh!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Misssclassy, Obinoscopy, Airforce1 And Aminat508 by funlord(m): 7:18pm On Jun 28, 2015
MEGGATRON:
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No replies 4 these questions?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:13pm On Jun 28, 2015
ANGELMARVE:
is dat fair?
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ANGELMARVE:
is dat fair?
@ all @ all!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:03pm On Jun 28, 2015
ANGELMARVE:
ishilove u said d duration of d ban in d interview thread is one hour yet u ban a moniker 4 one week, dat just registered this morning, (a friend i introduced nairaland to) even though u knew dat he was not aware of d thread's rules. "haba ISHILOVE its not fair na.
grin
ANGELMARVE:
ishilove u said d duration of d ban in d interview thread is one hour yet u ban a moniker 4 one week, dat just registered this morning, (a friend i introduced nairaland to) even though u knew dat he was not aware of d thread's rules. "haba ISHILOVE its not fair na.
Kai! This cop sef!
Politics › Re: PDP Urges Prayers For Buhari To Deliver, Says It’s Been All Motion, No Movement by funlord(m): 6:31pm On Jun 28, 2015
ddippset:
it's simple and logical what he's saying. Pdp lack the morality to even talk anything here because what buhari is trying to do is clean up the mess they put this country in for 16 years. You can imagine accumulated mess for 16 years. That's a large heap, infact a pyramid of mess. It's like a teacher whose student lags at the bottom of his class for several years and when a new teacher is brought to improve the student, the old teacher begins to give advice to the new teacher after just a month. Does this make sense to you? LP, NLC, civil society, student bodies, there are several groups who could give advice to Nigerians or Mr president definitely not PDP. But of course they can talk, na them get their mouth and like you said they are Nigerians too, but better shame suppose de catch them. They are supposed to be hiding somewhere.
grin
ddippset:
it's simple and logical what he's saying. Pdp lack the morality to even talk anything here because what buhari is trying to do is clean up the mess they put this country in for 16 years. You can imagine accumulated mess for 16 years. That's a large heap, infact a pyramid of mess. It's like a teacher whose student lags at the bottom of his class for several years and when a new teacher is brought to improve the student, the old teacher begins to give advice to the new teacher after just a month. Does this make sense to you? LP, NLC, civil society, student bodies, there are several groups who could give advice to Nigerians or Mr president definitely not PDP. But of course they can talk, na them get their mouth and like you said they are Nigerians too, but better shame suppose de catch them. They are supposed to be hiding somewhere.
Bros abeg don't waste your time debating with this comedian! She is one of the resident bitter pdp "gej my hero of corruption fans" on this section! You know how they roll!
Politics › Re: PDP Urges Prayers For Buhari To Deliver, Says It’s Been All Motion, No Movement by funlord(m): 6:27pm On Jun 28, 2015
Utchgirl:
For ur mind u hv jus commentted abi ?


Seems u r one of those guys dt hate women in politics.


O boy , wake up and stop posting trash.


Celebrity section ko fashion section ni
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Utchgirl:
For ur mind u hv jus commentted abi ?


Seems u r one of those guys dt hate women in politics.


O boy , wake up and stop posting trash.


Celebrity section ko fashion section ni
Don't compare me with your female hating boyfriend or husband! You ended up with them so deal with it! You can aspire 2 become whatever you wish in politics, I wish you well, but I actually find you too vacuous to discuss politics with, don't take offence oh, just take your straw lady logic to someone else who actually cares about your opinion! ****presses ignore button*******
Politics › Re: PDP Urges Prayers For Buhari To Deliver, Says It’s Been All Motion, No Movement by funlord(m): 5:42pm On Jun 28, 2015
papoose999:
u tacticaly exposed apc nd buhari thnk am wrong read ur post again every shiiit u said bounced back on d apc
shocked
papoose999:
u tacticaly exposed apc nd buhari thnk am wrong read ur post again every shiiit u said bounced back on d apc
Are you 4 real?

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