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Politics › Re: Rivers CP Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen Attached To Politicians by funlord(m): 7:30am On Jul 03, 2015
grin Native doctors 4 rivers state go happy! This development is good 4 dia business!
Politics › Re: Relocate Boko Haram Prisoners Out Of Igboland Now - Ohaneze Tells Buhari by funlord(m): 7:28am On Jul 03, 2015
grin LOL! Make una convert dem 2 biafra members too na? Dem fit dey handle security matters!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 5:35pm On Jul 02, 2015
emtebe:
08060068889 whatsapp only...........only the G's shud send message please.........and no offence
grin
emtebe:
08060068889 whatsapp only...........only the G's shud send message please.........and no offence
Lol
Romance › Re: Maheeda Shares Unclad Pix On IG .....18+ by funlord(m): 4:30pm On Jul 02, 2015
misspicy:
slap mysefshocked
Whyhuh
grin
misspicy:
slap mysefshocked
Whyhuh
4 wasting your mb uploading the pix of this "busted skank"! Next time just upload some sexy amber rose, kim kardashian or beyonce pictures 4 us abeg! @ least those biatches have talent unlike this THING!
Romance › Re: Maheeda Shares Unclad Pix On IG .....18+ by funlord(m): 4:01pm On Jul 02, 2015
grin

Even the wuse 2 Slut I banged last night was hotter than this "microwaved looking biatch"? Op! SLAP yourself abeg!
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Leave Their Pants In Their Man's House? by funlord(m): 3:15pm On Jul 02, 2015
grin

Abeg it is only a dirty and classless babe that will pull this kind of "local stunt"! IF you are my steady chick, are your panties allergic to my wardrobe or the clothing drawers in my room? And then if we are just banging what gives her the right 2 want 2 claim any sort of territory when I'm probably going 2 lash someone new later that day while she is also probably lashing some other guy? Abeg my shower stays clean and is an "algae pant free zone"! _FUCK THIS LOCAL GIRL _SHIT!
Politics › Re: El-rufai Declares N90bn Assets, Owns 40 Houses In Abuja, Kaduna - The Union by funlord(m): 2:58pm On Jul 02, 2015
TheAdvocate:
Assuming its confirmed as true?
Don't bet ur whole life like dis.
cool
TheAdvocate:
Assuming its confirmed as true?
Don't bet ur whole life like dis.
Politics › Re: El-rufai Declares N90bn Assets, Owns 40 Houses In Abuja, Kaduna - The Union by funlord(m): 1:01pm On Jul 02, 2015
TheAdvocate:
Assuming its confirmed as true?
Don't bet ur whole life like dis.
grin
TheAdvocate:
Assuming its confirmed as true?
Don't bet ur whole life like dis.
I believe you are smart enough to look at the points I have raised and also the link! Plus I have my ears on the ground in that state as well as others! Please follow his link and see if you won't fall over in your chair laughing! And also notice how he stylishly has kept shut and provided no links to the relevant agencies I required him to post? I know his type and don't worry you will see him posting crap again sooner rather than later! NL is filled with a lot of people like this and they are part of the reason why our youth are so lost as regards to politics! It is left for you to reason along sane lines or insane lines!
Politics › Re: El-rufai Declares N90bn Assets, Owns 40 Houses In Abuja, Kaduna - The Union by funlord(m): 11:27am On Jul 02, 2015
Bayswater:
I have refused to use my brain by not checking the link which is at the bottom of the post and I have also refused to use google, sorry I can't help my daftness. I am just dull.
grin
Bayswater:
I have refused to use my brain by not checking the link which is at the bottom of the post and I have also refused to use google, sorry I can't help my daftness. I am just dull.
Gaddemit! As usual you and your ilk resort 2 insults when your" lying asses get exposed 4 the frauds they are"? Please mr "LIESwater" ask your master about the funlord! If I descend on you with my own special brand of vitriol and abuse, not only would you feel me 4 the rest of your " Fraudulent NL existence" but your dad might also be forced 2 catch malaria at his house in the village! "The union"? That's your scam link! Please what is their address? Who owns the union? Have you ever mailed them? And since When are they NOW the people that governors or government institutions in nigeria send asset declaration statements to before the national news carriers or govt. Aides? Not only are you a "lying, Vapid cretin, but you even lack the cognitive reasoning ability to defend your falsehood"! Anyone that does not have the "IQ of a mentally deranged rodent such as yourself" can easily see that your link, your source your moniker and your life is an amalgamation of LIES and BUNKUM! Please next time save yourself the embarrassment and stick 2 the script! The REAL script! And when next you try 2 deceive the public! I WILL BE THERE like michael jackson 2 slap the deceit out of your DUMB thread! _FUCKING PDP _TWAT!!!
Politics › Re: El-rufai Declares N90bn Assets, Owns 40 Houses In Abuja, Kaduna - The Union by funlord(m): 10:27am On Jul 02, 2015
Bayswater:
I am not a journalist. If you can't use your brain, use google.
grin
Bayswater:
I am not a journalist. If you can't use your brain, use google.
So google is now your source? 4 what? _Porn or False information? LOL! I know your type so well! please we have newspapers all over nigeria! Just provide us with a LINK from only 1 with the adjoining information attached 2 IT? Or 1 official statement from a relevant agency only! U can't abi? Your LIES have been exposed! LYING FRAUD!!!
Politics › Re: El-rufai Declares N90bn Assets, Owns 40 Houses In Abuja, Kaduna - The Union by funlord(m): 10:13am On Jul 02, 2015
Bayswater:
Governor Nasir ElRufai of Kaduna State has declared his asset. He is worth N90 billion. The governor’s assets declaration came as a big shock to most Kaduna residents yesterday as he allegedly declared ownership of 40 mansions, most of which are located in Abuja. Kaduna State Director Code of Conduct Bureau, George
David, however, declined to comment when contacted.

He said the law on asset declaration permitted public office holders not to make their asset declaration public. The director however disclosed that asset declaration by El- Rufai and his Deputy were made long before yesterday.

According to him, any further information concerning the amount and assets involved in the declaration form, could only be enquired from Abuja headquarter of the Bureau.

Governor El-Rufai’s Adviser on Media and Communication, Muyiwa Adekeye, confirmed that the governor had declared his assets but promised to get back to journalists with details. As at press time, he never did.

http://theunion.com.ng/news/el-rufai-declares-n90b-assets/
grin
Bayswater:
Governor Nasir ElRufai of Kaduna State has declared his asset. He is worth N90 billion. The governor’s assets declaration came as a big shock to most Kaduna residents yesterday as he allegedly declared ownership of 40 mansions, most of which are located in Abuja. Kaduna State Director Code of Conduct Bureau, George
David, however, declined to comment when contacted.

He said the law on asset declaration permitted public office holders not to make their asset declaration public. The director however disclosed that asset declaration by El- Rufai and his Deputy were made long before yesterday.

According to him, any further information concerning the amount and assets involved in the declaration form, could only be enquired from Abuja headquarter of the Bureau.

Governor El-Rufai’s Adviser on Media and Communication, Muyiwa Adekeye, confirmed that the governor had declared his assets but promised to get back to journalists with details. As at press time, he never did.

http://theunion.com.ng/news/el-rufai-declares-n90b-assets/
Look @ this BLOODY LIAR! You and your co- commentators must be frustrated PDP agents! By the way I am non partisan but I will be waiting 4 you to post statements from el rufai himself assenting to this fact, the asset declaration agencies statements and other relevant agencies concerned with such matters! Your time starts NOW! Nonsense Junk journalist!
Politics › Re: PMB’s Delay In Naming Key Appointments Is Irritating, Frustrating, Unacceptable by funlord(m): 10:00am On Jul 02, 2015
grin I don chop finish so let me now break it down 4 those who don't know!
Why all the hue and cry over pmb's ministerial list or appointments? All MDAs are headed by Perm. Secs, DGs, or Directors. All have functional CEOs. Ministers are just political appointees. The Presidency is fully functional with all the Staff officers, starting from DGs. The foreign affairs ministry has a perm sec. in charge and still on seat, the HOS is still on seat, Ambassadors are still on seat, Consular heads in all embassies and high commissions are still on seat, Permanent representative to the UN is still on seat, the different representatives to the international and inter governmental bodies are still on seat, the NASS has just taken a position to consider any proposal sent by to it by the executive so government has its structures working! Moreover the perm secs are the ones that prepare the memos which the ministers then present to the FEC or mr president; and some of the ministers don't know jack. This is why there is a need to make careful choices in the appointment of ministers. PMB during his pre-election interviews had alluded to the need to be very careful in the selection of ministers he would work with. In any case,many of you would take him to the cleaners if he decides to recycle old expired people and politicians; and most people presently parading the corridors of power hustling to be appointed have been used. Getting fresh heads is gonna be a herculean task so he would not want to make mistakes,especially avoidable ones. Abeg make them free the nigga! Government is a continuum!
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Date/marry A Girl That Can't Cook. by funlord(m): 8:07am On Jul 02, 2015
grin
Its a sure sign of a "lack of proper home training"! And even the lord can cook, so sorry biatch find another sucker whose kids you plan on starving!
Politics › Re: Photos: Woman Steals Flat Screen TV, Puts It Between Her Legs And Walks Away by funlord(m): 7:53am On Jul 02, 2015
grin
NA WA OH? How is this a political issue na? Abeg these MODS which level? This una output no be am at all! Lalasticlala and co. what's up?
Politics › Re: PMB’s Delay In Naming Key Appointments Is Irritating, Frustrating, Unacceptable by funlord(m): 7:47am On Jul 02, 2015
grin
Everyday the same recycled topic? Abeg make I go chop hot akara with pap 1st! The poster below may be more interested in doing justice 2 your complaints!
Politics › Re: Don't You Honestly Miss Him? Considering The Chaotic Condition Of Nigeria? - by funlord(m): 6:59am On Jul 02, 2015
grin

Only foolish _idiots, ethnic bigots, militants, oloshos, petty criminals, subsidy scammers, expired politicians, looters, cultists, terrorists and a chosen few foreigners miss that man! Choose your category op!
Politics › Re: Unpaid Salaries: APC Indict Ex President Jonathan by funlord(m): 6:53am On Jul 02, 2015
grin

Poor old ebele! No be small sins and curses dem don visit on top the man skull! Even Lucifer dey pity am! Choii!
Politics › Re: 253 DSS Operatives Sent Back To State Commands by funlord(m): 11:59pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin

Chei! Buhari don collect spoon 4 sum people hand come drive dem comot 4 kitchen on top! LOL
Romance › Re: Men Beating Your Wife Is Never An Option. by funlord(m): 9:50pm On Jul 01, 2015
MsBliss:
Nobody

Am just reacting to a thread I read today on romance section where the Op was saying that beating one's wife is justifiable provided the husband have a genuine reason for doing so. Can you imagine that?
grin
MsBliss:
Nobody

Am just reacting to a thread I read today on romance section where the Op was saying that beating one's wife is justifiable provided the husband have a genuine reason for doing so. Can you imagine that?
There are a lot of "village _idiots" masquerading as normal men all over NL so I'm not suprised! Let's hope his sister or daughter meets and marries a man that shares his beliefs and let's see how happy he would be for them!
Romance › Re: Reasons Why A Lot Of Ladies Who Seek To Marry Still Remain Single by funlord(m): 9:15pm On Jul 01, 2015
Ishilove:
I'm still undecided about reincarnation, but yes, Incubus exists. You don't have to believe. That you don't believe in a thing doesn't subtract from the reality of it's existence.
grin
Ishilove:
I'm still undecided about reincarnation, but yes, Incubus exists. You don't have to believe. That you don't believe in a thing doesn't subtract from the reality of it's existence.
Since you strongly believe in the existence of "incubus"? Then do you also believe in the "easter bunny, the tooth fairy, santa claus or griffins? Belief is a state of mind caused by our various interactions within the X factor we call life!
Romance › Re: Men Beating Your Wife Is Never An Option. by funlord(m): 8:50pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin
OP! Who has been beating you? You sound pained!
Romance › Re: The Pains Of A Busty Lady. by funlord(m): 8:48pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin
COW BELL Ladies! Comments please......
Family › Re: 7 Evil Consequences Of Having A Boyfriend by funlord(m): 8:41pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin
Who still reasons like this in this day and age abeg? Or op, are you gay?
Politics › Re: Buhari Goes From Nigeria’s Change Champion To ‘baba Go Slow’ - Bloomberg by funlord(m): 8:28pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin
By december, after looking @ the state of the nation by that time, only then would I be able 2 comment without bias!
Politics › Re: Femi-fani Kayode Releases Statement After Being Acquinted, Changes Name by funlord(m): 8:23pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin

No be FEMO? You go still _fuck up again! That your leaky mouth will still get you into trouble soon!
Politics › Re: London:former Benue Governor Suswam faces Up To 6Months In Jail For Beating Wife by funlord(m): 8:19pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin

Abi na dat looted property wey dem say she recently tap with her aides from benue liason office 4 abuja cause the "wozing"? Yeye peeps!
Politics › Re: Buhari's Appointments So Far by funlord(m): 8:14pm On Jul 01, 2015
olillywales:
BUHARI'S APPOINTMENTS SO FAR
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1. INEC AG.CHAIRMAN - Amina Zakari - North
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2. HEAD of Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) Mordecai Ladan - North
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3. Account-General of Federation - Ahmed Idris - North
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4. CSO - Abdulrahman Mani - North
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5. State Chief of Protocol - Lawal Kazaure - North
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6. ADC - Lt. Col Mohammed Abubakar - North

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/buharis-appointments-so-far.html


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7. SSA Media & Publicity - Garba Shehu -North
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8. SA Media & Publicity - Femi Adeshina - South
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9. CoS -Col. Hamid Ali - North

cc lalasticlala
Who told you Col. Hammed Ali is his chief of staff? Was it "Hammed himself?" My friend stop posting trash online in order to gain relevance!
Jokes Etc › Re: Sold by funlord(m): 6:04pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin What a _fucked up thread!!!
Politics › Re: Court Dismisses FG’s Suit To Extradite Kashamu by funlord(m): 4:00pm On Jul 01, 2015
papoose999:
bro word of advice use ur brain once in a while
grin
papoose999:
bro word of advice use ur brain once in a while
My friend GET LOST from my mentions with your vacuous opinions! With your "so called brain power" what have you achieved in your entire life on NL?
It is MY "mb,phone,jokes,views and my time", not YOURS okay! Get that into your vapid skull for future reference! Rubbish!
Romance › Re: Can U Borrow Money For Your Wedding...... by funlord(m): 3:28pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin
And then after the wedding what next? Suffering and smiling? Quarrelling with your friends and family over debts? Dodging? My friend it is better to pay your way through life and avoid embarrassment!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 3:07pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin grin

Yorubas and igbos no go kill person 4 this nairaland sha? See jist.........................

www.nairaland.com/2414634/top-5-cia-assets-nigeria
Politics › Re: Court Dismisses FG’s Suit To Extradite Kashamu by funlord(m): 3:02pm On Jul 01, 2015
grin
Kaii! Naija!!! Can this mr "INJUSTICE Kolawole" fellow swear 2 us say ALERT never show him side? Up corruption!

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