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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 3:10pm On Apr 29, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
bring out one hot bar Funlord had dropped today.
I'm not even in the mood.. stop disgracing this nigga...he is putting on so much L bling right now he is looking like Liberace.... by taking pictures of a Mallams hand does not mean it is a fact.....the boy has no leg to stand on....if he is really pulling fantasy figures can he book a ticket and meet me in eko on Friday?


Bills on me and there would be no "indomie* at my table....I determine when I behead fools...this guys skull is presently in our united trophy room....all this don king Is not necessary femo....diggz is a weakling ....both online and in reality....he only has mouth on the Chelsea thread... No more no less....


I know it hurts seeing one of your flag ship guys being slapped like the bitch he is ....but as vardy said "chat _shit get banged"....I'm resting with a smally right now trying to get right for the man u game ....abeg send this suffering niggas cv to someone who cares and stop dragging him through the dirt...1 love
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 2:43pm On Apr 29, 2018
obainojazz:
grin Abi.
Make de dash us like 1k dollz each...na just me and you... Beggars association of shepkites and scummies thread
Person wey see dollar last in 1990? For inside film ontop?


Abeg make Una sef dey fear god....

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 2:40pm On Apr 29, 2018
Abeg I would be flying into Lagos on Friday.... anyone really concerned about how we can improve "chun lees" predicament should send me a what's app message...let us assist a desperate brother


Diggz...try www.naijajobs.com....leave all this lie lie ferragamo nonsense for romance section Bosses.... you are suffering from classic broken plate syndrome and owu delusion.....I have the cure Baba... please pm me.. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 2:25pm On Apr 29, 2018
diggz:
I will be extremely petty today you...so I will post my cheap worn out ferragamo shoes for you to google their prices to start it...I can guarantee they will top whatever you arrogant piece of shytte claim to earn in a month even in their dead state....

You will be the first person for me to call a slowpoke, arsslicker,todler and a cvnt in one sentence because when you take out the first alphabets from everything I just called you...It will clearly tell you I am not your MATE....I never was,never will and even when I am dead an gone....all the hustle you come here to brag about will still be playing catch up to my decayed bones like your useless kia rios playing catch up to my toyota lancruiser....you can PM to give the receipts of the day of purchase....as you know nothing about brand new cars....you cluster fvck of BEING....yOUR PARENTS will have to read everything I have typed here today to realise how Useless a born by mistake son like you have turned out to be....


wait for the shoes...you B@stard!!!!
Am I the reason for your misfortune?

Why all this pain..sir..... will all this dry raking improve your situation? All this my mama my Papa yarns are outdated.... fact remains you are suffering.... hardcore for that matter....is that my problem...abeg get lost and go and try to save your marital situation....all these men hyphing you but still laughing at you behind your back have paid their bills and those of their families..try and pay your own...when and if possible..... troll no be work... Lwkmd....grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 2:17pm On Apr 29, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
bruv let's focus on that later


It's thunderdome time.
Na son...



I've exposed my nigga.....he needs to wake up....I own and drive Ubers..how is that something to be ashamed of when I even created a thread about it? I run a BDC biz and that is also shameful to that deltan dunce?

Nigga needs to realise that begging your wife for t.p or recharge card money is actually what qualifies as shameful....now I'm 40? Last year I was 30? I think I would be 50 next month...the slut is not even consistent with it.


Diggz being broke is childish...grow up my nigga...20k still applies whenever you need am bro....by the way I prefer Nescafé not lipton...sorry oh.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 2:04pm On Apr 29, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
hmmm even the fans are getting stray jabs from inside the ring.

at this rate, Funlord may have to do lonely ringwalk over a boulevard of broken teeth.
Say no to deadbeat dad's Baba.....nigga needs to cry at his lack of ambition or his impotence and not at my merciless "factual" posts...no time for bla bla black sheep banter courtesy of an ewu Kenya.. my jersey dey microwave ....when should I expect it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 2:00pm On Apr 29, 2018
lalaboi:
I did not open anything jor and stop being overly emotional.

Go ahead and be like the person you so desperately want to get back at as if, if you don't, your manhood go disappear or your bank balance go reduce.
grin


Why are you bothering your self with an ewu Kenya? Abeg allow that China broken plate wait until Tuesday to collect his stipends from his madam.....he is so desperate for a comeback when he is already in the grave...... ignore next time...no level no shame... that is his name
Business › Re: 16 Reasons You Should Be An Entrepreneur And Own A Business by funlord(m): 7:42pm On Apr 28, 2018
go4success:
Here is the best post on Nairaland so far. Thanks
Send me a message on what's app...its freelance.com related....and you still don't have a contact number.....it may prove costly!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
weedtaker:
their last two league outings are sh!t, i think the CL has their full attention.
You no go beg me to order your own Jules rimet throphy? I don set for Russia be that oh.... cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 6:26pm On Apr 28, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
chic2pimp

see live report from Sweden o. Mandem just landed last night.

seriously, Stockholm is the truth. if you never go anywhere again, reach Stocky bruv.
"She asked to be filmed?"....lmfao.....I hope you asked her if directing pov movies was in her future.... meanwhile i don book my fa cup final gear which I know you will definitely pay for....(its the red on white) you likey? wink

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m):
Zamojohn:
Your WhatsApp number
Mr puskin is there any other reason why someone so highly respected like this thief above me with so many records of his evil deeds like the one down below on file is still strolling around this place with mere mortals even after numerous mentions of your name regarding his achievements by various traders this month. You moderators should let us know what you are moderating because I saw your post earlier today and the lack of action on the part of the mods is beginning to look disrespectful to honest traders out to make a living.


Realphilo:
Yeah this guy zamojohn is a scammer.
A time waster also, I wanted to have a benefit of doubt, so the 2k he thinks he scammed me with, is nothing compared to the bigger one he would have.

His name is Zarmoh John Tanimu with 0075235328 diamond bank
His phone numbers are 08120994439, 09063626360, 08187440953

The guy is so good at photoshop though. But I was careful enough...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:59am On Apr 28, 2018
Oasis007:
There are 3 Players of Spurs that if available - I wouldn't mind United getting them. They are;

Danny Rose
Mousa Dembele
Toby Alderweireld.

They are definitely gonna be good Signings bar Injuries though.
You omitted their best player... Christian Erickson...come go add dembele? Rose wey be another MD like Phil jones...
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Celebrates Temi Otedola On Her 22nd Birthday by funlord(m): 4:28pm On Apr 27, 2018
HAkorehdeh:
Iffa hear say I be mates with this girl!
About your Payoneer send me a what's app message through the number on my profile
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m): 2:24pm On Apr 27, 2018
Carb and protein rich Lunch........This would hopefully ease the effect of the brandy on my oblongata later tonight.... wink

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:01am On Apr 27, 2018
TRUE or FALSE?





"It’s quite funny because they don’t judge me on the midfield part. They judge me on assists and goals and that’s the truth. I can play an outstanding game, but if I don’t score or make an assist they will say, ‘that is normal’, or whatever. But if someone else does it, it is different. They will maybe be man of the match.”


“I think I’m judged differently, but it’s good. It makes me improve as well, it is a challenge for me and I take it in a good way. I don’t take it in a bad way. I’ll try to score and make assists and that’s it. I still want to do my job in midfield. If I can help the team in attack and defence and make a difference I will do it. If I can score and assist it is even better."




Paul Pogba.........www.skysports.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
slimghost:
Guys what do you think of Wilshere? Won't he make a difference creativity-wise in our midfield?.
With crutches abi? Abeg pm me that your sk dealer number....e be like say the bomdiggy don land him side....... huh

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m):
stevolinkon40:
The numerous claims and counter claims self they confuse me.. both the person reporting scam and the claimed scammers me don blacklist them all on my phone...scam sorry no go enter my register this year.
My brother...scammer sef don dey do escrow plus vouch...Efcc with no conviction but wey sabi fall victim sef join inside? Scammer dey fight each other for space to scam for what's app and in public....mods don pick race plus rumors dey say dem sef don dey fling ancient accounts to thieves to compensate for buhari era owu? Seeun sef don confuse...

Lwkmd..... grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 6:19pm On Apr 26, 2018
So many sweet premium scamola channels to watch these days...I'm even confused.... grin

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by funlord(m): 4:01pm On Apr 26, 2018
Croaker fish, french fries and fried plantain......all doused in too much pep sauce!

Na sleep remain...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:10pm On Apr 26, 2018
"It's very different here at man united. I think united is a club with more history and we all want to win trophies next year. We need to keep progressing, united is a huge club to which I am still adapting and I am looking forward to giving everything I've got next year and also aiming everything there is to win."

"But I must start with the final at wembley. The truth is I score every time I play at wembley. I have won several trophies there with my national team and arsenal so wembley brings me good luck. We are all happy to have reached the final and I think Saturdays match was the most perfect one for me personally since I joined united and that makes me very happy for what lies ahead..."


Alexis sanchez.......MUTV
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 2:45pm On Apr 26, 2018
funlord:
[s]$1500 non yahoo related FNF paypal available[/s]
Sold quietly to princemario
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 12:57pm On Apr 26, 2018
Chuckdee:
You told me on whatsapp you are driving yet you are here responding? What game are you upto dude?
Na hands free Benz him dey use baba....na huge boy! grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 12:56pm On Apr 26, 2018
$4,700 wells fargo cash deposit available!


Hit the app!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 11:26am On Apr 26, 2018
$1500 non yahoo related FNF paypal available
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m):

$2,000 and $10,000
both available for deposit into any BOA branches across the U.S
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 2:49am On Apr 26, 2018
This is the hard evidence direct from the owners own fingers. They will keep hiding my post but this is the reason why scammers have taken over this section, why strange things have been going on here and also why the mods are no longer taking action even when they are mentioned. Personally I won't even bother calling their attention to anything anymore.

All traders are on their own now. Protect your neck

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:11pm On Apr 25, 2018
This real madrid team is so mentally strong I can't fathom it anymore....not losing any knockout matches for 35 months? Recent 2 time champions so desperate for more success....how I wish United's players can adopt such a belief in their abilities and "motivate themselves" to become this consistent in matches.....zidane also deserves a lot of credit because he is a solid coach....but reals players are ambitious and love winning...more grease to them..respect!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:05pm On Apr 25, 2018
raumdeuter:
You seemed to be very confused. Is it possible to entertain and win? YES City just did
I agree ogbeni....Just Like madrid just did in your own backyard shey?

Care for some smoke?...... smiley

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:41pm On Apr 25, 2018
The 2 goals in this tie have been Excellent....plus the fact that they have both been scored by defenders makes it even tastier..... this is the kind of full back play we need to see more of from our full backs next season....

Waiting for the customary cr007 goal tho... cool
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m):
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