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Leyqute:
Funlord

Maybe we should sign Iniesta to come and be training with the boys, seeing all the attributes you've listed. Uno aspa training assistant .

Iniesta would bench most of the attacking midfield players at united but he would be a bench option at his age unless he comes and shows the sort of determination he is showing at barca till now...maybe you need to watch barcas last 5 games of the season since you've missed most of the other 33 games and watch their captain in particular!

I've made my point no matter how you choose to bend it. Having a hard core, experienced and talented professional like him on the bench and guiding our younger stars via training as well as attitude has no down side in my world!

slimghost:
I disagree bro. Mourinho likes defensive minded players and Iniesta is almost a liability defensively. Hope you remember what his quarrel with Hazard was?.
Mourinho likes mechanical and hard-working/defensive minded players from his attackers down to the defenders.

Lampard, hazard, willian and fabregas all had their best attacking seasons at chelsea under jose

slimghost:
Apart from his age, he is not even a Mourinho type of player.

Iniesta is even the complete type of mourinho player....professional to the core...never late...never talks...gives 8 to 10 out of 10 every game and never drops below 6 over 10...no party or bullshit...no celeb _bitches...no drugs....never late to training...never beefs anyone...always participates in club duties.....always fit....?

Just trains and goes home and attends to his wine hustle...this one can even be mistaken for mourinhos son

Leyqute:
Abeg no mind funlord and his wahala. Bring Iniesta to come and do what?

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So iniesta na otondo now? Did you read the gamut of reasons I have given for having that sort of supremely talented guy around this band of attacking players we currently have?

So you think he is not the sort of guy that can walk into any attacking position in any top team in europe and make an impact even from the bench....buy all your new players but was is exactly wrong with having someone like that as a spare part?

larride:
Let Iniesta go to his China jejely biko, he's now too slow to even have much impact anymore. We are not some retirement home. Let his go collect him pension for China.

Would be glad to be a Bench master who can change things from the sidelines? Supremely talented and would be a Big character in the dressing room? Still a quality player that is doing things in la Liga even at his age? Is ronaldo not 33/34 like him? Experienced to death? Complete professional? Would most definitely please our most important guy that plays in goal?

Well....wetin I dey see na things na wetin others no dey ever see on time! How much would his wages be? Are we not united? Wetin be wages for this sort of chap? I don talk my own....

"I knew the club I was coming to, I know that one thing is to go to a club that is prepared to win and you just need to arrive and give the last touches, to give your personal quality, personal knowledge and the team, and the club, is ready just for the last click

"I knew that was not the case [at United]. The owners knew that. The CEO, he knew that. So when the question was, in this period of my career, am I ready for this kind of job? Yes, I am ready because my career was about new things all the time.


"I was always very Portuguese in the sense that I'm always ready to discover and try new things, always ready to change country, to change club, to change culture, to change everything in the search of new things.

"I did all of that. So when I came in this period to Manchester United I was ready for this and I knew it was not to come and have simultaneous success.

"But, in spite of it, three trophies, three finals, probably a third or fourth in worst case scenario. Not bad."



Jose mourinho......www.skysports.com

Left for me why not just sign this iniesta on a free for one season and let pogba have someone on his level to mentor him mentally? Let lingard, martial rashford and gomez etc have an experienced and hi octane soccer leader to train with and learn from? At least let jose have a chief in the dressing room that can inject some la masia attacking principles and professionalism into some of our brats in that forward line? He would also be a great bench option whether in the league or UCL!

Wetin dey china wey dey call am if not tekwe?

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Cadec007:
e shock me as e shock u i swear!......he is plastic!

Lmao....he is not plastic he is just pained by the way things have panned out this season...he makes some good points but that "let them go to Italy and come back and behead mou line" is high grade okpaks.

Everyone must share the blame not only mou...especially the players...listen to what de gea and herrera have said recently? 2 foreigners? Says a lot

Godwindanielboy:
one of the key difference between mou, pep and klopp is salah, de bruyne, sane, alexander arnold. Look at the man management of the four of them. Salah and de bruyne were written off by mou. Was sane better than martial before mou arrived at utd. I have not even heard his name but now pep has transformed him. Look at shaw and pogba, mou can not bring the best out of them. Shaw has a bad game then mou destoys him in the press. But look at alexander arnold having his worst game against man utd in wich rashford destroyed him but klopp stick to him and he is flourishing. Man utd has all the necessary talents in their squad to win EPL but the problem is mou, his past, stubborness, ego, impatient. He is a good coach but an average manager. Mou is still living in the past while pep, allegri, zidane and klopp are playing wondeful football. Mou brings trophy, yes but he needs to play attacking and fascinating football, develop martial give him 5 games to prove himself, play pogba in his favourites position. I think martial should leave man utd. He needs to develop, he should look at salah, debruyne, lukaku and move to a better club like Juventus where he will destroy their defence at serie a, then come back to a team like chelsea to hurt mou. I am a utd fan but don't like the way we play no true utd fan loves it. Mou needs to forget the past and live in the present. Mr. Heritage, i pity for you when you don't get us epl next season.

Chimo!

What's app me then smile afterwards....

This comedian does not realize it's not wise to annoy CR7....

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Tabbaz:
63. SOFTBOY (also called Softboiy) . Oghogho Ojoghan Theodore. Account No: 0123742837. Bank: GTB. Phone: 08147655893

Any members of the public who have been scammed by this bastard criminal called "SOFTBOIY" representing number 63 on the list from hell should kindly contact me to collect any and all details that would enable them to arrest and retrieve their money back from the ape. He has already refunded both my clients and I have frozen his bank accounts for a while now so my clients have decided no need to arrest him anymore. I'm also tired of searching for his victims to notify them so just Contact me my through my profile. This is the original copy of his approved petition from SARS.



Cc: emmey67 ilyasmuy doyenexchange

HazzanTazzan:
Funlord ... Looks like Your image that's already tainted can never be redeemed no matter how person try to help you sef ...



If you had jejely told me you're not the one selling the paypal, I'd have moved on and bought from a direct seller who can comprehend payment disputes as a freelancer...



NB: now that I know sensible people who own the PayPal Acct you claimed to have sold to me from, I won't signify you with a single word again...

Look at this idiot that was claiming as if he just found out that the funds came from my supplier tonight? When I had given him the suppliers details and numbers and even told the direct source to liaise with him and teamb in order to help him with his strange charge back drama over a week and a half ago? So who was telling you rubbish tonight small boy that made you come and start weeping in my what's app by 1am?

It seems the way I pursued you from what's app like the insignificant TSE TSE fly you are really pained you....this shot just shows you are a fully qualified liar with no scruples. Anyway everyone has already casted you as an uncouth untrained little brat so the lashing I gave you on what's app was well deserved.

HazzanTazzan:
500$ fnf PayPal available...

[b]No fraudulent funds ...

Freelance funds...

Come Whatsapp[/b]

Disclaimer: The bolded above is a lie!


Traders should beware of this ogbenis funds. He sold my madam hacked yahoo plus paypal funds to the tune of $669 that got charged back after less than a week about 2 weeks ago. He was forced to refund me after I provided him with hard evidence and only because he did not want his matter tabled here and due to the threat of law enforcement so in other words his sources are questionable. A word is enough for the wise! ....

HazzanTazzan:
[s]Funlord ... Looks like Your image that's already tainted can never be redeemed no matter how person try to help you sef ...

Your biggest problem is claiming what you don't have...
All funds you have ever sold, you have always been a middle man and none has ever been your own.... but you'd present yourself like you own heaven and earth...

If you had jejely told me you're not the one selling the paypal, I'd have moved on and bought from a direct seller who can comprehend payment disputes as a freelancer...

So simply because you can't comprehend how freelancers work and need for disputes, you're opening your dirty gutter to tell me I wann do chargeback fraudulently...

You're sick in the head ... slowpoke...

NB: now that I know sensible people who own the PayPal Acct you claimed to have sold to me from, I won't signify you with a single word again...
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Lwkmd...Is it a broken plate like you with that your jamb score looking bank balance that owns any of the funds that you sell or buy? Do all traders own all that they advertise in their lives? At least I only sell clean products unlike you. I'm connected so I sell in bulk and get paid in bulk? Is that a now a crime? I don't even own a paypal account but both my local/international crew trusts me to move their products safely and with gains....so why the tears? It is called trust for a business savvy boss.

All this epistle you are writing is it for likes or shares or what? Just answer these 2 queries:


1: Did you sell my madam yahoo plus funds to the tune of $669 that the original owner called melissa seized back or not? YES or No?

2: Did I not link you directly with my associate who owns the limited account that you want them to charge back funds from in order to assist you more than 2 weeks ago or not YES or NO?


If you can't answer in the affirmative then just keep that your stinky mouth shut or go and drink sniper! And stop selling hacked funds to legit traders okay....Noisy senseless kids like you won't last in jail so try to stay away from fraudulent acts in the future...

Now get lost!..

Abeg una good night! This psycho has nothing to say..... someone living in a glass mansion wants to throw stones at my fortress! Lwkmd!

HazzanTazzan:
Interesting...

easy how that bastard found it to be pushing me around as if I don't know who I paid for the fund and who I agreed with...

And the worst part is he lacks manners when it's not his money hanging somewhere...

Even tho he's right in the middle of it, he'd be claiming unconcerned ...

how big are you exactly, funlord? You must be bigger than a hippopotamus for sure

Empty vessels usually make a lot of noise but signify nothing? So now it is interesting? Has teamb and myself not put you in direct contact with the seller of the fund? Look at this twerp all of a sudden forming as if it is just this night you have been communicating with all of them? Are you that desperate for grooms men?

Did you sell my madam hacked funds or not 3 weeks ago? so which integrity do you even think you have? You are a joker young man and I'm waiting to hear when, how and what you are going to do because I have refused to charge back funds from someone else's account? Try and cook more lies because this latest ones you dropped are garbage! Abeg wear your L like bling and keep shut!

HazzanTazzan:
And I'm not surprised you're not willing to agree... you must have opened the dispute and gotten the refund already but you wann keep my money to yourself...

Cos if not, I don't understand how it's so hard for you to open a simple dispute and put the reason ...

You're a mere cockcroach in the league of lions...

I will make you realize who you don't mess with ...

It's now I know that stupidity is actually in some people's DNA.

1: Why can't your client simply refund the paypal cash? Why does my supplier have to do a charge back for you? Or does that your client have no fingers?


2: Why can't we access this client in order to determine whether this matter is as you have portrayed it to be but we only have to go along with whatever one demented individual tells us because of $400? We should charge back and resell the fund for you? that is your wish! Or are you looking for extra cash for your wedding? You expect us to risk putting someone's already limited account at risk based on your strange texts? Without hearing from the culprit too? If you think I will sanction such a move without being put in direct contact with the person you are accusing of not doing your job to your satisfaction then you are even dumber than I thought!



3: As for dubious ways...did you not sell my madam charge back funds as recently as 3 weeks ago to the tune of $669? Is it not out of pity that I did not bother to embarrass you here so that you Can keep quietly raising pepper for your upcoming wedding and also because you were willing to refund quietly? Based on this events who should be more "ashamed" between me and you
hazzantazzan?



4: And as for your weak and lame excuses of "I've heard he is dubious" abeg try another lie...everyone that has used that same wack line has been disgraced a 1000 times over by me and you will surely soon be on the same list of losers! Ask about all the paypal funds I've sold here running into millions to numerous traders.....No single story only total satisfaction! So ogbeni try again...Apart from bad belle everyone knows I am the embodiment of integrity and talk and do....my numbers and convictions don't lie so abeg STFU

HazzanTazzan:
Lol... I've said my piece ... idiot

Cover ur face in shame or come openly to deny that you agree to the condition with me

Me Shame? For not helping you do a charge back (aka potential fraud) on your clients account on the fund you bought from me and my partners after showing me one sided and sketchy proof? You are even more dense than I thought!

Anyway If I wrestle with a pig then I may also be mistaken for one! Abeg go and weep to your parents they might care but I don't.

$3,000 PayPal available......

funlord:
[s]$3000 and $2000 cash both available for deposit into any BOA branches across the u.s


Ask my regular customers about the koko![/s]

Sold to dowjones

slegerman:
Yes

Ok...I thought I was being impersonated but for future reference you should clarify our terms of trade so that people get a clearer picture of what transpired because I did not force you to send first as the post kind of implies:

THE KOKO:

1: You contacted me by 11am today to purchase $3000 into your boa account that you stated you wanted to use and buy your own goods?


2: In any business involving MY goods everyone knows I must secure my naira first before I ever pay a dime for any client in the u.s or even naija [my long standing policy]..(many other dealers share this same view because scammers tend to use that means to wack free USD) and you agreed to that policy,waived your option of an escrow based on my reputation and proceeded to send me your boa details?


3: I then proceeded to give you my naira account and While waiting for your naira confirmation before forwarding your USA details to my partner in order to effect your payment "you then all of a sudden said your friend preferred a face to face transaction" of which I promptly refused due to obvious reasons. I thought this deal was between you and I so it was strange to now hear that your friend wanted to meet me over money that was meant to be for your own goods? Or is he your banker? I really don't meet people over $3000 deals anyway. Even when I have $50k to $100k ones....(evans is still fresh in my memory)


I felt the trade was off and since you did not reply me since 11:43 am I moved on to other clients.......i was shocked to now see you posting by 4pm that "funlord wants you to send first" over a trade I believed was gone with the wind?


So to be clear you misrepresented the nature of the transaction from the beginning even though it may not have been your intention. You must still send first anyway if we are ever to cross the rubicon of this particular trade.

Thanks for your patronage in advance....

slegerman:
Hello peeps,

I am about dealing with funlord, he asked me to send first, but my friend put me off the deal. I have equally gone through his posts here and he has no stain. Am seeking opinions here.

Should I send first?

Wait oh......is this your number?

0803....

duroc:
I meant teamb... Sorry

He must pay you that is all you should know! Why not ask Singapore to settle it once and for all since all of you are rmb members! If he tries anything I have all his Kaya so he is going nowhere....

Teamb oya fall in with that receipt

duroc:
Its somehow some of the said escrow here don't know about rmb. [/b]Funlord, someone asked you to confirm if a receipt is fake or real? You never care to ask of the Chinese account number and see through with the receipt the person send. [b]You just quick to conclusion u don't understand Chinese. [/b]Have sent over 10M to China without transacting with anybody here [b]because of all una over Sabi. I don't hv to convince anyone on anything, let my honesty and name Durocity do it.

Just look at the tripe this one is posting? Must I give an F about rmb or na RMD sef because it would help settle your drama with your client?

Mr man...is my name funlord Lee? What is my concern with your rmb trade that I just saw screen shot only after both of you have started weeping over who pays who? Remember:



1: you asked me if teamb contacted me about escrow and I told you never?


2: 5 minutes later teamb sends me some funny chinko receipt and asks me to confirm its authenticity and I simply tell him to go and hunt for his fellow rmb society members so that they can allay his fears over the receipt and you are now coming here to rant about what exactly?

If I say you should point out one thing I have done wrong by answering both you and him now you will start dancing shaku on top the matter! Abeg carry your stress and go and use it on someone that is owing you and not me!

duroc:
Hello funlord.. Did teamb rather notify you for a 1500 Rmb escrow deal??

NEVER ....

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