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Oasis007:Na so...more like rather most peeps no go like dey found out.. abeg make I laugh small...it's Friday after all..... .... |
So our match is even tonight? Nice one....Anyone in VI that won't mind some drinks, ps4 gaming and watching the match with no interruptions at my spot should Holla at me jare.... ![]() |
Akins02324:Yes boss |
elrony:Bayrock with the caribbean things sir! |
elrony:Oniru on point..use what's app for the address |
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PlainJAY:Seen |
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Chelseafan1:No be lag you sef dey? Come meet me over the weekend and relax and forget this tired drama and come and have a good time...una don dey cast this section with all this irrelevant mentions and drama abeg..ticket confirmed! Una no dey tire?
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stylochime:A lot of fans seemed confused by his actions going by what I read in the manchester evening news....Anyway I wish him well |
elrony:Chief abeg no need to reply some shekpiscos any longer...I dey wait for them to write say I don change plans enter NASA as per I need to branch mars this weekend again.... you have to love these lads and their rants.... ![]() |
Nihilstjnr:Lol....let's be kind sir....no need to entice wannabes into considering suicide any longer... |
Ibime:Better oh....those notes look like what crack heads use to buy 8 balls....abeg my notes are like me, my honeys or my legacy....clean and shiny |
Nihilstjnr:The beef shock me as well.... Anyway You won't find it because it was not based on fiction....those were actually mama Charlie notes and JD fire bottles in my living room in my rental in lekki....real should always recognise real.... |
elrony:Exactly....he was acting as if he was at united long enough to show some restraint....the way the club bundled him out should have ensured he celebrated massively sef.... |
Ibime:This desperation is Very funny.... disgraced by who what? You are better than this ...read my posts and gain some traction...Those pix are not mine ibime....can you guys kindly stop this embarrassing tirade...those bills were posted by sir nostrils....haba... na by force... ![]() |
Oasis007:So you are waiting for a total stranger to just dash another total stranger a million naira? To what benefit oasis? Who are all these people that need a strangers funds "to smile"....or is my name now fundaddy? You think I have anything to prove to anyone here? You think most of them have not heard about the almost N2m I have helped traders recover from scammers in the biz section? Or the multiple fraudsters accounts I have helped in freezing? You think they don't see the consistent posts containing the words "thanks to funlord" in their searches? I'm the standard by which good deeds and big figures are measured on this platform! These are all facts not fiction! And really it's nothing that is why I never even have to talk about it! Its a habit! Now the repugnant idiot is actually thinking he gave me an L......how? Because his sympathetic shekpites are trying to show him some love after I slapped him all over the place a month ago? Meanwhile some of them even sold him out? does that change the fact that he is now awake thinking of how to get through today with hunger pangs? While I'm busy thinking of which airline I intend to use to get to lag... I have a few guys on our thread I even hit with funds whenever they call me out....have you ever seen me say one thing about it? Look this is just a case of a loser trying to salvage his tattered rep on a thread and being ably supported by his bros out of shame for how I dragged his life story through the mud.....most of them screaming L and bigging him up are just like him....talk and talk but never any action...ask chic2pimp about it...the reasonable ones have woken up kissed their wives goodbye, dropped off their kids in school and gone to work..."because that is what real niggas do"...not spending time acting like an ape on heroine online screaming thunder, bastard, _cunt etc out of unholy painment.....every single day fa! I've told those with ears what this little boy is so either take it or leave it...the truth hurts and that is the sole reason for why after almost a month this neanderthal is still looking for a W or support from his allies.....all this crying, lies, memes and likes and shares don't make up for his actual reality.....Reality bites hard..even if you have to lie to yourself to escape it! Abeg it's monday....and I've got cheques to write on....and salaries to pay to his mates who believe in hard work .... |
Some facts of life.....as is the case in point with my boy......
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Oasis007: ![]() You want someone to be divorced by friday? Abeg make una beg my guy to return him friend motor and stop making a fool of himself! Early morning the Kenyan ewu has woken up and started barking...the silent treatment has made him semi crazy....the desperation is so clear....Dude has not even slept because he was dreaming of his god all night.....abeg make una no dey join my name with the dregs of society...its insulting |
Can someone explain what mikis celebration was all about? |
I don't even know how to feel about that result..... ![]() Anyway it was a nice send off for wenger....he is another guy who I respect along with his previous teams |
Nihilstjnr:No need sir....just look at the simian calling me humble! I'm treating his moniker like my toilet and defeating all over his barren rep and this testes sucker actually equates that to humility? Baba....how do I deal with such a _moron again na! Abeg make I rest......I've obliged this field Marshall of duncery enough for today.....you guys can continue to placate his deflated ego online on your thread while he weeps in his bedroom in reality....I just hope his wife gives him at least some tea before he sleeps.....its stressful looking after a deadbeat destitute after all....i feel her pain. |
Nihilstjnr:Nihilist... come on.....why do you think all their personals against me are always rooted in fiction? They have heard my gist....they have seen the props I receive on any thread I set foot on...they have seen the chicks and the figures.....they have even checked all my social media handle's for dirt and left disappointed...all the saw were more props and mad love....this homo was so confused he started using pix of my food posts or threads as an attack? Have you noticed he has not been able to deny all the hot a la carte _shit meals I've served him with? Really.. you guys need to checkmate some of the mega fools you have unwittingly tagged as premium posters on this Una thread....I get the tribal support for one of Una own....but I'm dropping the truth about this false boss like hot akakra Diggz is a broke beast of burden to his family.as well as himself... ignore all these lifted pix he is trying to bamboozle you guys with...he is simply an NFA official...."No Future Ambition" ....Someone that is hoping to run abroad on his wife's salary? Can you buy this sort of thing a beer with your hard earned funds if you ever met it? Nigga wishes he was me sir....it's unfortunate but I've never been to Kenya and I was not sired from a lineage of ewus....so as for that his wish.... thats another l right there.....can I live? |
elrony:Baba...me sef tire....the goat logged out for almost 5 days only to return here to start weeping as usual... hoping that home advantage go help am change him condition....I was even shocked to wake up and see mentions.... the flogging I gave him seems to have given him cancer because this him pain no be for here He is just writing nonsense for likes while his wife is probably about to seize his chinko phone and send him to bed hungry....his boys are probably wondering what is the meaning of this "funlord" their useless father keeps screaming about whenever they ask him about their school fees or lunch money for tomorrow....I actually feel sorry for this nigga..... Na me know wetin some of the guys here giving him props don yarn me offline.... really that ewu title fits him like a glove.... |
Nihilstjnr:Lol...he needs to drive down to eko and let's inspect those papers sir....who has met him before? Who has he done anything with ever? Zero people....all he owns is a cheap ass China phone that he uses in spreading his stupidity all over this section...he also owns a few debts to indomie and recharge card sellers in his neighbour hood....eod I've even extended an invite to anyone in eko to come and chill at my penthouse in v.i this weekend...guess why? Real niggas do real things....and no one can do jack anyway....this orangutan called diggz needs nairaland more than nairaland or his kids need him.... and that is sad.....look at him trying desperately to salvage a destroyed rep to what end? I die if this creature has N200k to his name...na this type of pauper I wan begin exchange bars with? Lol. ![]() |
elrony:This one wey no even get t.p for young shall grow motors? Even night bus na luxury to am. ...I dey wait for the weak excuse wey him go insert as to why him no fit show....person wey dey only see plane for movies...eko hotel no get "destitute standard room" so that is out of the question... lmao |
diggz:How does this change the fact about your existence? Writing rubbish for a livng is now your calling? You don't want a PhD in trolling again? Now you are a script writer? You think you are fooling anyone with all this crap you are writing? Or with all this your neighbors car pix you are snapping? How does a jobless coffee maker afford those wheels? Or you think these homies are as daft your in-laws that are still regretting the life of strife and sorrow they allowed their daughter to enter into with you? Anyway Is this your bosses ride? Looks nice..... write some more fantasy bars..... after that collect your transportation for your keke tomorrow from your madam......it's allowed. For an..."ewu Kenya" |
[s] diggz:[/s] I take Nescafé not Lipton.... make it fast... Your royal brokenness. ![]() |
![]() Pogba baba |
diggz:The thing pain this broken plate no be small... Truth hurts man.... Your wife needs to see me in Lagos man....those kids deserve better....get a job son...lwkmd ![]() |
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