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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:08pm On May 04, 2018
Oasis007:
grin

........ except you gonna dish out some $, ain't sure anyone is ready to accept your IV? Perhaps you can invite your Niggä to cruise in with his Benz, then wine and dine with you.
Na so...more like rather most peeps no go like dey found out.. abeg make I laugh small...it's Friday after all..... cheesy....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:38am On May 04, 2018
So our match is even tonight? Nice one....Anyone in VI that won't mind some drinks, ps4 gaming and watching the match with no interruptions at my spot should Holla at me jare.... cool
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 12:20am On May 02, 2018
Akins02324:
This is Akins02324. Do you agree to escrow a deal between me and Wisedove?
Yes boss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:30pm On May 01, 2018
elrony:
Landmark abi HardRock cheesy grin
Bayrock with the caribbean things sir! kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:49pm On May 01, 2018
elrony:
grin cheesy
Oniru on point..use what's app for the address
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 5:58am On May 01, 2018
funlord:
08037042021 is my new number for all communications/escrow duties/deals as from today! The old number is still valid for private calls anyway.

Good morning
Crime › Re: Man Scammed Businessman Of N220K At Sheraton Hotel, Abuja. Photos by funlord(m): 5:50am On May 01, 2018
PlainJAY:
Cc funlord
Seen
Business › Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by funlord(m):
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Business › Re: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by funlord(m):
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:53pm On Apr 30, 2018
Chelseafan1:
I come in peace, we're waiting sir.
No be lag you sef dey? Come meet me over the weekend and relax and forget this tired drama and come and have a good time...una don dey cast this section with all this irrelevant mentions and drama abeg..ticket confirmed! Una no dey tire?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 3:59pm On Apr 30, 2018
stylochime:
the press will always spin everything about ManUtd to the negative- Mou kicked Mkhi out of the club, offered Sanchez 700k/week to choose us over city, Pogba isn‘t happy and wants to leave, etc. The simple truth is that both the club and the player knew he didn‘t settle well and needed a change of enviroment. Something new. You could see that there is no animosity between our fans, players and Mkhi. he paid his respects by not celebrating and our fans applauded him.
A lot of fans seemed confused by his actions going by what I read in the manchester evening news....Anyway I wish him well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 11:08am On Apr 30, 2018
elrony:
Not like I care about una fight anyways, buh funlord didn't say he was at Eko Hotels.
He was only suggesting a meet up.

He'll be in Lag on Friday.
Chief abeg no need to reply some shekpiscos any longer...I dey wait for them to write say I don change plans enter NASA as per I need to branch mars this weekend again.... you have to love these lads and their rants.... cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 11:05am On Apr 30, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
Yeah I remember

I wanted to show everyone that you're also about that life. Do you still have those pics bro?

Let it be known that you dont eff about...
Lol....let's be kind sir....no need to entice wannabes into considering suicide any longer...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 10:56am On Apr 30, 2018
Ibime:
Enjoy the rhymes jare. . . grin

I don do remix:
Better oh....those notes look like what crack heads use to buy 8 balls....abeg my notes are like me, my honeys or my legacy....clean and shiny
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 10:53am On Apr 30, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
I remember one Christmas dey Funlord storm lag with pics of 20 and 50 pound notes, I dey find that pic badly.

I don run forensics Accross like 5 or 6 accounts linked to Funlord and can't find it. I need it for our receipt gallery .
The beef shock me as well....
Anyway You won't find it because it was not based on fiction....those were actually mama Charlie notes and JD fire bottles in my living room in my rental in lekki....real should always recognise real....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:46am On Apr 30, 2018
elrony:
Mhki no celebrate na cheesy
Exactly....he was acting as if he was at united long enough to show some restraint....the way the club bundled him out should have ensured he celebrated massively sef....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 10:31am On Apr 30, 2018
Ibime:
In the words of the late great Big L. . . .


Funlord been squashed and disgraced/
Diggz all about the Benjies. . . .while his bills got Washingtons face!/


.
This desperation is Very funny.... disgraced by who what? You are better than this ...read my posts and gain some traction...Those pix are not mine ibime....can you guys kindly stop this embarrassing tirade...those bills were posted by sir nostrils....haba... na by force...grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 7:11am On Apr 30, 2018
Oasis007:
Are you ready to game, just in case he accepts the Challenge?! Seem 7 Figures kinda too much....... 5 Figures should be alright.
So you are waiting for a total stranger to just dash another total stranger a million naira? To what benefit oasis? Who are all these people that need a strangers funds "to smile"....or is my name now fundaddy? You think I have anything to prove to anyone here? You think most of them have not heard about the almost N2m I have helped traders recover from scammers in the biz section? Or the multiple fraudsters accounts I have helped in freezing? You think they don't see the consistent posts containing the words "thanks to funlord" in their searches? I'm the standard by which good deeds and big figures are measured on this platform! These are all facts not fiction! And really it's nothing that is why I never even have to talk about it! Its a habit! Now the repugnant idiot is actually thinking he gave me an L......how? Because his sympathetic shekpites are trying to show him some love after I slapped him all over the place a month ago? Meanwhile some of them even sold him out? does that change the fact that he is now awake thinking of how to get through today with hunger pangs? While I'm busy thinking of which airline I intend to use to get to lag...


I have a few guys on our thread I even hit with funds whenever they call me out....have you ever seen me say one thing about it? Look this is just a case of a loser trying to salvage his tattered rep on a thread and being ably supported by his bros out of shame for how I dragged his life story through the mud.....most of them screaming L and bigging him up are just like him....talk and talk but never any action...ask chic2pimp about it...the reasonable ones have woken up kissed their wives goodbye, dropped off their kids in school and gone to work..."because that is what real niggas do"...not spending time acting like an ape on heroine online screaming thunder, bastard, _cunt etc out of unholy painment.....every single day fa! I've told those with ears what this little boy is so either take it or leave it...the truth hurts and that is the sole reason for why after almost a month this neanderthal is still looking for a W or support from his allies.....all this crying, lies, memes and likes and shares don't make up for his actual reality.....Reality bites hard..even if you have to lie to yourself to escape it! Abeg it's monday....and I've got cheques to write on....and salaries to pay to his mates who believe in hard work ....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 6:38am On Apr 30, 2018
Some facts of life.....as is the case in point with my boy......

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 6:21am On Apr 30, 2018
Oasis007:
Some of us wanna see who can really ball with Cash. There are few Needies on this Forum, I suggest Funlord picks a Chelsea Fan and credits his Account with at least 7 Figures, while Diggz picks a United Fans and do the same.

Hoping to see some Dudes on this Board smiling to the ATM Today.
grin

You want someone to be divorced by friday? Abeg make una beg my guy to return him friend motor and stop making a fool of himself! Early morning the Kenyan ewu has woken up and started barking...the silent treatment has made him semi crazy....the desperation is so clear....Dude has not even slept because he was dreaming of his god all night.....abeg make una no dey join my name with the dregs of society...its insulting
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 5:59am On Apr 30, 2018
Can someone explain what mikis celebration was all about?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:35pm On Apr 29, 2018
I don't even know how to feel about that result..... huh

Anyway it was a nice send off for wenger....he is another guy who I respect along with his previous teams
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 7:51pm On Apr 29, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
look, i understand.

to be honest, if it was just me....well, Man don't care bout none of that. I'm a simple guy.

But the people...the people want pics bro. you know what people are like these days...

so just check your phone quickly, I'm sure one or 2 pics dey to finally silence the naysayers forever.
No need sir....just look at the simian calling me humble! I'm treating his moniker like my toilet and defeating all over his barren rep and this testes sucker actually equates that to humility? Baba....how do I deal with such a _moron again na! Abeg make I rest......I've obliged this field Marshall of duncery enough for today.....you guys can continue to placate his deflated ego online on your thread while he weeps in his bedroom in reality....I just hope his wife gives him at least some tea before he sleeps.....its stressful looking after a deadbeat destitute after all....i feel her pain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m):
Nihilstjnr:
Omo I sense a comeback o

see barz

look Funlord, i wont lie to you, for you to fight back into contention like Adrien Broner at his last fight, you need to give us some pics as well.

Diggz took the early rounds with a combination of lyrical combos and pictorial evidence of luxurious living. You need to match that.


so...any pics for boys? we need to see cars, landed estates, private jets, indoor pools and big booty beeches, something like that bro...
Nihilist... come on.....why do you think all their personals against me are always rooted in fiction? They have heard my gist....they have seen the props I receive on any thread I set foot on...they have seen the chicks and the figures.....they have even checked all my social media handle's for dirt and left disappointed...all the saw were more props and mad love....this homo was so confused he started using pix of my food posts or threads as an attack? Have you noticed he has not been able to deny all the hot a la carte _shit meals I've served him with? Really.. you guys need to checkmate some of the mega fools you have unwittingly tagged as premium posters on this Una thread....I get the tribal support for one of Una own....but I'm dropping the truth about this false boss like hot akakra

Diggz is a broke beast of burden to his family.as well as himself... ignore all these lifted pix he is trying to bamboozle you guys with...he is simply an NFA official...."No Future Ambition" ....Someone that is hoping to run abroad on his wife's salary? Can you buy this sort of thing a beer with your hard earned funds if you ever met it? Nigga wishes he was me sir....it's unfortunate but I've never been to Kenya and I was not sired from a lineage of ewus....so as for that his wish.... thats another l right there.....can I live?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 7:08pm On Apr 29, 2018
elrony:
Lol. ..

It's okay tho...

This whole thing is becoming boring I swear!
Baba...me sef tire....the goat logged out for almost 5 days only to return here to start weeping as usual... hoping that home advantage go help am change him condition....I was even shocked to wake up and see mentions.... the flogging I gave him seems to have given him cancer because this him pain no be for here

He is just writing nonsense for likes while his wife is probably about to seize his chinko phone and send him to bed hungry....his boys are probably wondering what is the meaning of this "funlord" their useless father keeps screaming about whenever they ask him about their school fees or lunch money for tomorrow....I actually feel sorry for this nigga.....

Na me know wetin some of the guys here giving him props don yarn me offline.... really that ewu title fits him like a glove....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 7:00pm On Apr 29, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
q


Diggz only has to snap the inside of the car with the car keys and it's wrap

but nice rally here.

There's hope for a comeback still...
Lol...he needs to drive down to eko and let's inspect those papers sir....who has met him before? Who has he done anything with ever? Zero people....all he owns is a cheap ass China phone that he uses in spreading his stupidity all over this section...he also owns a few debts to indomie and recharge card sellers in his neighbour hood....eod

I've even extended an invite to anyone in eko to come and chill at my penthouse in v.i this weekend...guess why? Real niggas do real things....and no one can do jack anyway....this orangutan called diggz needs nairaland more than nairaland or his kids need him.... and that is sad.....look at him trying desperately to salvage a destroyed rep to what end? I die if this creature has N200k to his name...na this type of pauper I wan begin exchange bars with? Lol. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 6:48pm On Apr 29, 2018
elrony:
He's meeting funlord at Eko hotels next week, take d first flight on Thursday.

Diggz we dey come
This one wey no even get t.p for young shall grow motors? Even night bus na luxury to am. ...I dey wait for the weak excuse wey him go insert as to why him no fit show....person wey dey only see plane for movies...eko hotel no get "destitute standard room" so that is out of the question...

lmao
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 6:43pm On Apr 29, 2018
diggz:
You 99℅ calories and shyttee eating cvnt with no protein.... wouldn't even know what nescafe is let us not even bother with Lipton.....after all you won't even know the difference btw a black ink and a coffee even when you want to form you know it.....

Meanwhile you can keep licking the picture below......when you turn 120years old maybe L-rufai will take a pity at your miserable existence and all the Ls you have chopped as funLoss......by gifting another tuketuke you call a car.... maybe then you will turn a man and change your moniker to funord....... Ozwor!!!
How does this change the fact about your existence? Writing rubbish for a livng is now your calling? You don't want a PhD in trolling again? Now you are a script writer? You think you are fooling anyone with all this crap you are writing? Or with all this your neighbors car pix you are snapping?


How does a jobless coffee maker afford those wheels? Or you think these homies are as daft your in-laws that are still regretting the life of strife and sorrow they allowed their daughter to enter into with you? Anyway Is this your bosses ride? Looks nice..... write some more fantasy bars..... after that collect your transportation for your keke tomorrow from your madam......it's allowed. For an..."ewu Kenya"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:39pm On Apr 29, 2018
[s]
diggz:
Dude ..... my wife is not in the class of your mums, your grandmother, grandmothers or great greatest grandmothers ......she is not a brokearss confuse pvssy/pvssies like you and the rest $hemales in your weak bloodline.... she is a proper woman with class and abundant beauty and riches in ways your and your fellow mongrels you call family cant be....

She is not in the equation or class of those hoes you fvck around with...go ask the actual MEN here who knows more about the subject matter ....they will clearly tell you no real woman wants to be with -40yr old self-acclaimed baller lie yourself...because even if I were to keep on slapping you with hard facts ..... you delusional mudafvcker will still want to do ishanmoves here and lie your way out....Mr Zero integrity grin

The facts are clear for even the blind to see...that no real woman wants to be or have to deal with a pee pissing dumb fvcking whimp with severe bipolar issues and needs to be institutiuonalized like you....FunFOOLlord!!

As a matter of fact...I have decided to ignore and pretend like you can actually read,comprehend and make sense of whatever that is beyond your level of imbecility.....so I wont bother to insult your non-existent brain and just go straight to calling you a RAT and A FOOL @ 40!!

meanwhile....when you can actually get one of your hoes that you fvck around with to take you seriously enough.....kindly lemme know....cuz it was in 2017 you opened a useless thread like this, and still have no results to show for your diarrhea suffering brains....

https://www.nairaland.com/2532875/gz-guide-dating-rich-girl

RAT!!
[/s]


I take Nescafé not Lipton.... make it fast...

Your royal brokenness.grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 5:18pm On Apr 29, 2018
grin


Pogba baba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 5:06pm On Apr 29, 2018
diggz:

As will never be any retreating from my end...I can accept being called names and all....but when you join my wife and kids into any form of stupidity...then it becomes personal
....I will see the end of this today
The thing pain this broken plate no be small... Truth hurts man....

Your wife needs to see me in Lagos man....those kids deserve better....get a job son...lwkmd

grin grin

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