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Romance › Re: Men Ehn... Fear Them (photo) by funlord(m): 6:42pm On Jan 12, 2018
optional1:
Business trip in za ode room..


Any woman that trust her man is a fool..
How are you sure that is not actually his wife or girlfriend taking the picture? If you spend your life jumping to conclusions people may begin to think you are an amphibian!
Crime › Re: How A Scammer Tried To Scam Me And My Frds by funlord(m): 4:03pm On Jan 12, 2018
Tolabell:
how will I do that? Go to ikeja first o police station
Go to a high court and get a court order or go to sars in ikeja and lodge an official complaint about online fraud being perpetrated by those crooks! Get some of their victims to join you in the petition
Romance › Re: This Nairalander Robbed Me (photos) by funlord(m): 2:57pm On Jan 12, 2018
ndy87:

I have one I lent money to last year. He ran out of the country with my money
. Now I hear he wants to be a senator come 2019, I was shocked but that is wen I will strike my own wen I just see his poster online Na der I go screen grab transaction post that time der go call me destiny destroyer. I d wait to thwart destiny in few months time......
If your story is true you don't have to wait till 2019 to nab him! You can get him deported and even blacklisted both home and abroad in a month! I am also helping the o.p with advise on her case so you can use the number in my profile to find out what you also need to do for restitution!
Properties › Re: A Room Self Is Needed Urgently by funlord(m): 2:53pm On Jan 12, 2018
kingdavid30:
Pls every one .I need a cheap a room self contain at a very affordable price ranging from 4k permonth in OTA , at least in a good environment. Pls contact me if you have one urgently 08036169655
https://www.nairaland.com/4281986/nairalander-robbed-me-photos/7#64126722

Dominique! Ban and cast
Crime › Re: How A Scammer Tried To Scam Me And My Frds by funlord(m): 2:44pm On Jan 12, 2018
Tolabell:
I pray this will help someone
Get a court order and a police petition to freeze that bank account and get the owner arrested! All of them are working together! Catch one and catch all
Crime › Re: I Was Robbed At Gun Point But This Happened. What Should I Do? by funlord(m): 2:37pm On Jan 12, 2018
makazona:
My good friend was robbed of his valuables including phones etc at gun point and shot.

The police report was on obtained and treatment started that same night. Thank God he is stable and recovering.

But just this morning, I tried the stolen number and it rang. A guy picked, said "hello" and dropped. This means the stolen line is still in use.

My question is; Is there not a way of tracing the criminals. I tried phone tracker apps but they ain't working.

Pls, help.
You can track the current location of the person using the phone via the SIB division of the nigerian police force using GSM technology and feeds from the phone companies. Those tracker apps are a waste of time! Although the police will charge you a fee or it won't get done!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 1:36pm On Jan 12, 2018
deyemy:
Nobody seems to know @puskin 08137731367... Here
That is a scammers number! Try and get his bank details at least
Crime › Re: Pictures Of Don Wanny, His Wife And Children by funlord(m): 7:52am On Jan 12, 2018
omenkaLives:
Do the wives of these criminals ever attempt to impress it upon their spouses the lives they lead affect those around them negatively? Doesn't public perception matter to them?

This is what i don't understand to this day.
As long as the money is flowing women married to criminals like this one or even that evans crooks wife would allow you even use primary four students body parts in your soup and stew and they would tell you it is chicken just to placate your evil nerves!
Politics › Re: 2019 - Igbos & IPOB Get In Here by funlord(m): 7:46am On Jan 12, 2018
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mesoprogress:
No matter the camp you belong - Nigerian Igbo, IPOB, etc Please and Please , register and get your PVC card. You can get it in your state of residence if it is where you will vote, else get it wherever you intend to cast your vote.

I'm more worried by IPOB. Even if you get Biafra today, you will not get international recognition immediately. See Somaliland - still uses Somalia international passport, North Cyprus - still covered by Turkey. Somaliland has their own military, more organized and thriving economy than rogue and lawless Somalia. Yet they are not yet recognized - both currency and passport. They are currently working on it and might take several more years to get it. But I'm positive they will get it one day. So I'm not discouraging secessionists, instead asking them to apply wisdom.

So what I'm saying in a nutshell is , even if we conduct referendum and declare a republic and Nigeria did not fight back seriously or even lose, it may take up to 10years or more to get recognized by countries like US or UK.

So in the meantime, please play Nigerian politics to the fullest while planning your secession. Seek for positions and change the current underdevelopment of Eastern Nigeria. That is exactly what Catalonia's secessionists did ! Took over the political sphere of their region. Yet it was still very difficult for them! Nnamdi Kanu is just on the sideline. Don't you see it will never fly ? Assuming Nk is governor of Abia state and use executive power with other eastern Governors, do you think they would be treated this way? Nay

Catalonia is more developed than the rest of Spain. If our utopia secessionists can take over the polity and at least start to "genuinely" developing the east. Presently leadership in the East is in the hands of rogues. That would be wonderful step. In any war you need strategy and alliances. Even hermit North Korea has alliances. So get your PVC and vote President etc who will not "marginalize" Igbos to the fullest. I personally believe the most marginalized people are the middle belt people. They don't belong to the north or south, just used as "tools" by northern oligarchs.

Again and again, please stop insulting people on social media. It wreaks of lack of home training. I get insulted daily. No matter the provocation, don't insult- ever.

For my normal nonchalant Igbo brethren, who feel politics don't affect them, please think twice. Things might change. Policies can affect your businesses, life etc. Even if you're not a politician, please get it. You can use it as an ID card.

North is breeding Almajiris daily for this same reason. Next fifty years, they would be majority and overrun Nigeria if it still remains one nation. We must introduce this electoral college stuff if south will remain relevant in the future. Here in the south, most of my friends are having between 2-4 children maximum. Most three. You can't say the same up north.

Please be wise.

Finally, if possible make suggestions for 2019. Both for southeast and Presidential elections. How do we focus and make south east relevant now? Please no phantom marginalization or Biafra. We need workable solutions Now. Thank you
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Stop crying nwokem! You are going nowhere innugo? You, I, oladipo mulkawatudeen, Muhammed sani bin Allah, Margaret agada, osaretin, mfon uduak, tersoo terva and the rest of the well meaning young citizens of this country must work together to make nigeria great!

Now come join my and my ipob lover nkechi so that we can all share some chilled palm wine and ofe nsala together while discussing how we can assist the government to behead some of this herdsmen! grin
Politics › Re: Handsake Across The Niger Meeting: We Want Biafra- Imo, Abia Women by funlord(m): 6:28pm On Jan 11, 2018
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Stingman:
Other people are visiting begging...Anyone who doesn't subscribe to you lazy pandering is not Igbo..
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Play time is over my east side alobam! Get lost....... cool
Politics › Re: Handsake Across The Niger Meeting: We Want Biafra- Imo, Abia Women by funlord(m): 6:20pm On Jan 11, 2018
BankeSmalls:
Our elders walked into the south east to beg for unity, and while the easterners are still being begged to accept their plea, you are here spewing trash.
How is all this nonsense you put up there my business? Abeg go and find your fellow jobless yoruba, hausa fulani or ipob jungle bunnies to start spewing illogical tribalist cow dung to! I and a lot of other reasonable igbo people as well as other well meaning nigerians don't still give a flying _fuck about a few of your misguided grandma's tantrums ok? Good!


And while your at it try and be proud of your heritage as an Igbo man in 2018 and stop pretending to be one south western female wanna be bobrisky! Now shift BOY!
Politics › Re: Handsake Across The Niger Meeting: We Want Biafra- Imo, Abia Women by funlord(m): 6:10pm On Jan 11, 2018
Stingman:
Parasit...Unity beggar, spotted.
Highly pained, Ignorant, cowardly, politically dense, frustrated abian made jew in absentia noticed! grin
Car Talk › Re: Range Rover Goes Up In Flames Near Third Mainland In Lagos. Photos by funlord(m): 6:02pm On Jan 11, 2018
Engine trouble left unchecked no doubt led to this!
Politics › Re: Handsake Across The Niger Meeting: We Want Biafra- Imo, Abia Women by funlord(m): 6:00pm On Jan 11, 2018
No _Fucks given!

Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m):
itunesforcash:
Anyone buying Mexican iTunes here?


Come on whatsapp 07053741225

1000 available
Mynd44 dominique
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 2:32pm On Jan 11, 2018
iamanswer:
New scammer ***itunesforcash*** is a scammer
https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/4763#63735001


I had already warned everyone about him since December!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 1:55pm On Jan 11, 2018
bobo65:
Pls has anyone done any transaction with this guy lately, he contatcted me on whatsapp that he has payoneer for sale but I noticed his acct has been dormant for a while
Post the number that is claiming to be him here so that you can verify if it's not an impersonator!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 1:52pm On Jan 11, 2018
iamanswer:
nothing like meeting in person we're using escrow if not have a nice day
Abeg I go like attend this una meeting! cheesy
Romance › Re: This Nairalander Robbed Me (photos) by funlord(m): 1:27pm On Jan 11, 2018
Venica:
all these information were in the phone he took.
Get me his phone number and contact me through the number on my profile!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 12:07pm On Jan 11, 2018
rozayx5:
tight man cool cool cool
i see u
Na so baba! How the hustle?
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 10:47am On Jan 11, 2018
funlord:
Looking for "caro payoneer"! From $2000 to $5000......N34* is the government approved rate!

Holla at me for a smooth deal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by funlord(m): 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2018
I am simply here to be entertained by both sets of supporters! Expecting a double master class from both "miss world" and "danilo welgbef" in the art of spurning chances... cheesy
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 1 Million Naira? by funlord(m): 7:35pm On Jan 10, 2018
mercy0008:
Hello, please I need help.
I will be done with NYSC in April and would love to start doing something instead of waiting for a job.
Please what business can i do with 1 million naira or less that will thrive?
thank you very much
Join my forex crew! Enter the what's app number on my profile for tips! Check my figures in the business section!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 6:17pm On Jan 10, 2018
dopeJemi:
we have nothing to lose if we buy him, Our right wing is dead, we are getting a natural right winger in him, 25m is cheap, If he turns out good, it will be a total bargain, if he turns out bad, no wahala, he cost 25m to start... we get another one in the summer,
I tire for the naysayers! There is no single right winger at the club that is even half as technically gifted or pacy as moura! United is even trying to get him on loan! He has prior experience in forming a devastating alliance with Ibra so maybe he can do the same with lukaks....who does he want to bench at psg? Neymar cavani or Mbappe? Are them di Maria and draxler not also chilling on the bench?

Make the guy show jare...he can't be worse than Miki
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 6:11pm On Jan 10, 2018
funlord:
$18,000 wells fargo available at a superb rate! Can be split into $9000 each if need be!

No dulling.com!
!
Politics › Re: FFK And Wife, Precious Arrive Enugu For Igbo And Yoruba Summit by funlord(m): 5:55pm On Jan 10, 2018
Jews and jiggedys go dance tire for this thread today! I full ground! grin
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 5:42pm On Jan 10, 2018
billycayana:
Funlord
Yes!
Politics › Re: Benue Attack: Lauretta Onochie Blames Nigerians For Not Speaking Against Killing by funlord(m): 5:37pm On Jan 10, 2018
Okay ma! Now also pass me the palm wine!

Politics › Re: IGP, Idris Apologises For Comment On Benue Killings by funlord(m):
If a whole IGP can be so senseless and myopic why should anyone be surprised when other members of their organization also act like dunces?

If the head is rotten there is Really no hope for the rest of the body!
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by funlord(m): 3:45pm On Jan 10, 2018
Looking for "caro payoneer"! From $2000 to $5000......N34* is the government approved rate!

Holla at me for a smooth deal

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