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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlord2(m): 2:30pm On Jun 15, 2017
Ibime:
IMO, he and Fabinho as a midfield two did very badly. Any possession they had came through Lemar and Silva, and the team was split into two seperate parts - attackers and defenders - with no midfield bridge to link the two. This style of play can only get you so far in the long run.

The Monaco team was characterised by high octane and high frequency possession turnovers - an endless cycle of tackle and counterattack, tackle and counterattack with no midfield control whatsoever. Linking attack and defence is the responsibility of the base midfielders and they both were woeful in this aspect. This style of play with high frequency turnovers is what led them to be chopping 6,3,4 goals in UCL knockout round.
So don't you trust contes Italian default settings to add a bit more steel to bakayokos all round midfield game via coaching? He looks as if he has more in his locker than both kante and Matic combined...offensively at least......so I'm thinking conte may go with a midfield 3 of him, fab and kante with fab with the responsibility of play making while also linking the midfield to the attack, kante nipping any drama in the bud defensively and bakayoko driving forward via surging runs at intervals in order to support the attacks while also forming part of a defensive shield with kunta when not in possession! Can't you smell what the conte is cooking?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m):
After some people will say lucifer no sabi work? This is talented scultping.....what a perfectly oblong skull

Who else can see the resemblance to russell simmons and seun osewa? His cousin and uncle according to him in dreamland? With one sura the tailor haircut....see carving abeg?

grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m):
I Can see that the homosexual with an elephants trunk stuck on his face is still pained by the epic disgrace and the revelation of all his years of lying all over nairaland! Sorry boy you are on permanent ignore mode now....you don't expect me to wrestle with a filthy pig in the mud now do you? Russell simmons nephew and seuns cousin my ass!

Anyway you can keep _wanking to my pix and making your biceps bulge the more but as you were told that night you are done! But remember my ass is exit only unlike yours so stop dreaming of hitting that! Everyone still nose compared to me you are clifford orji in this bitch!


Keep hiding in your basement in ibadan! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 11:43am On Jun 15, 2017
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-news-ander-herrera-13188485?ptnr_rid=1085970&icid=EM_MEN_Nletter_MUFC_News_largeteaser_Text_Story2



Let me make elampiro happy after sipping L soup for free over his past crimes the other day like oliver twist even though his original banter over this issue was not with me!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 11:22am On Jun 15, 2017
joeace2020:
Honestly this beats me. How can someone attach some much of his worth to faceless people. Coming here to form master analyst that knows every player in history and where they played from when a ball was first kicked. It's just annoying. There are times i have dropped a wrong info here and immediately i was corrected, i chop my L quietly and move peacefully. I remember Nihilist dash me one L to last a week, i jeje accept am and came out the better man. But this one that sticks aon't understand.
The boy is just daft! Can't you see anytime he quotes my post I just ignore him like a leper! Na una wey dey engage am sef get time! He is probably one awaiting result jambite that hustles for air time to come and feel among united fans as a way of killing boredom!

Elampiro best described the brainless idiot with this post:

elampiro2:
Leave Diademko7 alone. He no know ball. He will write and write, but the reader cannot get anything meaningful from his writings. He gives history and stats, you double check, he has given wrong info.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m):
Diademk07:
I hope you're not one of those cowards who tend to hide out while throwing jabs because that's even more shameful than your beak of a mouth! Slimy, why don't you face me squarely, don't just post below me!

What mistake should I admit to? That Dier isn't an average midfielder? That he wasn't moved to a CB role last season after a full time role as a midfielder? Digging out some pure shite on how he was a utility player only corroborate the claim that he's an average midfielder!

Btw, there are many time I've acknowledged my mistake on here. I did on 442 diamond setup, I did with my claim of Ibra too old to play for us and so-on but no fool will make me accept his stupidity or his circumventing around the main issue to prove a stupid point when his bullshit added nothing to the main discourse and only intensified my point that Dier is an average midfielder!

And a clown as yourself should practise what you preach. An eediot who equate the statement "Rashford is a better striker than Martial" to Rashford being better than Martial yet failed to see his wrong and accept his stupidity against all advice! Personally, I don't see why a pure lying filth as yourself should bring in his stupid advice here.
My friend shut up that your fang filled stinking mouth!

You are the most loquacious fool out of all the resident fools here that amuses us! From the first day you wandered in here like an inebriated psychopath that you evidently proved yourself to be with distinction..I was the 1st person as always to give you an e slap while also warning every one of how blatantly foolish you truly were! Since then you have simply gone on to award yourself numerous gold medals in idiocy through your constant ill informed, lie filled and ignorant posts! A few highlights include:


1: rashford is a fully developed striker, and had all the instincts, touches, finishing etc in his locker so much so that he should have led the line for united this season? Instead the club went out and bought a world class striker that the same rashford could learn from?


2: throwing van damme into our 1st team to do what exactly? Chelsea is going for bakayoko? Barca are going for veratti? But one noodle brained pederast thinks we should not add quality but we should add one uninspiring kick boxers name sake because of one of the many under 21 articles you read in complete sports?



3: not knowing Eric dier was a defender that turned into a midfielder but barking like a pained rabid dog that lost its tail till you were bludgeoned over your empty skull with the proof last night by me and capitalcee?


4: announcing Ander herrera as a horrible player based on your fadeyi oloro inspired logic only for you to see the same guy get crowned as our player of the season grabbing numerous man of the match awards in some of our best games of the season?


5: then finally your magnum opus of foolishness...coining a phrase straight out of looney ville..the assister of the assist...what the _fuck does that even mean you good for nothing _dunce?



Your fully formed ignorance and penchant for chatting utter bollocks when it comes to soccer here is set in stone....surprisingly each and every one of our fellow reds who even gave a kid like you the benefit of the doubt back when you first started posting here then has either lashed you to bits about your senseless analogies or has regretted giving you that same benefit...including our rivals who grace us here with their presence from other clubs threads.....


I now know for a fact that a world class _dunce such as yourself are not a man united fan...you just enjoy rabble rousing like a normal agbero and throwing lame insults when you have been exposed for the smart phone possessing orangutan that you actually are! You are surely just the kind of cretin that steals analysis from soccer blogs, google and club websites while coming here to claim you watch academy games and have Intel on our feeder teams players or has a deep reservoir of knowledge about the game! Is that not why it takes you days or hours to reply to queries on your mentions about soccer points? You always have to search for the most appropriate answers hence why your replies tend to come at times when no one is online or when people are asleep.. A man that would see a man of the match excel in our team and still decide to label that same player the worst player on the pitch! A man whose contributions related to united matters are only supported by a skunk addicted math teacher? You who lacks any sort of honor or the ability to show contrition when losing common online debates? Are you 5?


The day "Tess1" had given you an assignment during one of your useless rants rather than answer it you spent the whole day dodging by spewing back water insults at him instead of Facing the facts of the banter? "Gbri" has lampooned you before? "Elampiro" has also violated you before? myself , ChristineC and so many others! I don't want to start mentioning peeps unnecessarily but How can so many people find one perennial _wankers views so disjointed all the time? It is common sense...you are a blatant fool! Simple! Last night it was capitalcee...who next tomorrow? You are just a plonker that feels that by posing as one knowledgeable soccer guy online it may validate your pitiful existence in real life, but by tomorrow morning kagawa10 you will still wake up to your reality as a frustrated, disgruntled loser so what is the point of all this your by force I too know?



Even in the politics section you are known as a tribalist loser, an oba of _retards and those guys are not even sports fans! You are so stupid that even when people are trying to goad you into banter here for fun your barbaric in securities cause you to start insulting and questioning their level of cognitive reasoning! I know you are still young so at least you have time but know that this path you have chosen on nairaland is a wrong one! You know nothing about supporting man united, it's players or on how to relate to other people on an anonymous forum! You say one thing, mean the other, and are always too much of a coward to stand by your initial submission even when you are right or wrong! You can now see why the other confusionists in this section would find you to be a kindred spirit in their gang of stupidity! You all share the changelings DNA! You are never consistent, you never have a straight forward answer, asking you about rooneys form may end up leading to you chatting about a random player playing in inter milans under 16's...or you watch all clubs feeder teams too? You have an aversion to common sense, you thrive off spewing senseless rhetoric, you have no shame hence why even after you have been embarrassed so many times on these pages you still come here chatting _shit while you steadily get banged! You are gradually approaching the final stages of your dementia so don't worry too much about where you may end up next...your fate lies in wait for you on a bunk bed supported by chains somewhere in the deepest wards at yaba left! _fuck off abeg...useless childish bastard!

Spits!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlord2(m): 9:26am On Jun 15, 2017
Nihilist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es9-LEhS4Ao


This boy is already better than Matic.
Money Mayweather to rack macgregor? Fight confirmed.....Your thoughts!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 8:10am On Jun 15, 2017
It's sad when ignorant people refuse to learn from their mistakes! Also the way some tend to lie and confuse themselves rather than others when faced with hard facts or self inflicted errors in their posts is just a sign of some deeper mental deficiencies present in that individual! Some form of counseling may be required!


What is there to be gained by being seen to be a great online analyst, braggart or argumentator by a bunch of people who don't really know or give a flying _fuck about you but rather see you as a running gag/joker to turn to when they may be having a slow day? How does that put food on your table? Or increase your self worth? Who will remember that you were proved wrong or lost an argument by next week?

Na wa! huh
CrimeRe: Billionaire Kidnapper Used 126 SIM Cards To Evade Arrest For Seven Years by Funlord2(m): 7:42am On Jun 15, 2017
That's why sim registration was a good idea!

Evans....ya papa! grin
CrimeRe: Army Arrests Notorious Kidnapper "Burtu" In Kaduna State (Photos) by Funlord2(m):
NCAN roving reporter with the early mor mor briefing?


Wayo Allah!


Culprit: Sani "burukutu" Ibrahima?



Crimes: cattle rustling, goat kidnapping, christian skull hunting, sleeping with js3 Malo chick's and mindless kidnapping!



Hmm....quite rare but finally today we have a worthy bastard from the heavenly virgin seeking camp of the Malo boys...A distinguished mai gemu and public enemy known only as an _Aboki muslim....too bad for the north side!

grin

CrimeRe: Imo State Zenith Bank Robbers Used 'odeshi Juju' To Rob Customer At The Bank by Funlord2(m): 7:22am On Jun 15, 2017
The usual african nonsense! See the bastards skull rightly split open while he lays dead right there in your faces and then you still want to come and regale us with all this pure uncut poppycock?

Odeshi my ass! grin
CrimeRe: 19-Year-Old Mother Dumps Her 2-Month-Old Baby In A Bush In Ikorodu (Photo) by Funlord2(m): 7:15am On Jun 15, 2017
NCAN "ogbunigwe unit commander" reporting for duty and simultaneously filing the break fast report!


Hmmmm.....

Location: ikoroduduwa?

Culprit: Ayomide Adebayo?

_sperm donor: Martinoson Tewogbade?


Bariga whistle blowing committee chairman: Yusufu tolagbe?




Mo darun! This is an epic tale of total afonjigeddyism......they lose this round! Over and out...... grin

PoliticsRe: Governor Ambode Plants Colourful Flowers In Lagos (photos) by Funlord2(m): 6:52am On Jun 15, 2017
LOVEGINO:
Where is hellrufai?
What has el rufai got to do with a report about beautifying Eko? Or you still never eat this morning? huh
PoliticsRe: Throw Back Pictures Of Femi Fani Kayode With The Hausa Fulani He Now Despises by Funlord2(m): 6:29am On Jun 15, 2017
See the 2nd posters comment? After that one sef will say I dropped a sensible comment on the thread?
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Carries Saraki Up, Moments After CCT Cleared His Charges by Funlord2(m): 6:25am On Jun 15, 2017
Dino? Sarakis abobaku? Why won't he be overjoyed...... undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Cannot Survive Without The Igbo – Femi Aribisala by Funlord2(m): 11:33pm On Jun 14, 2017
Night school no good oh? See how the o.p copy even advertisement bars include for the write up? See how crass and confusing the whole thing became.... huh
TravelRe: South African Communities Give Nigerians Quit Notice by Funlord2(m): 11:09pm On Jun 14, 2017
subtlemee:
Instead of pleading with our brothers and sisters to change and turn a new leaf and desist from prostitution and drug peddling we are busy turning it to a joke..we should be cowering in shame by this notice
We have been seriously casted.....
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Man In Possession Of Fresh Human Skull In Lagos (graphic Photos) by Funlord2(m): 10:55pm On Jun 14, 2017
Which type of job title is skull dealer sef?

grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 10:43pm On Jun 14, 2017
Diademk07:
What's this one saying?

Dier was a midfielder for Spurs before he was converted into CB last season! Why don't you prove otherwise! Mtchew..
Ogbeni sharrap! grin


https://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/23/tottenham-eric-dier-interview


Cc: capitalcee

BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 9:08pm On Jun 14, 2017
Scammers union! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlord2(m):
Segadem:
hmmmm, so Man u fan(s) can praise Mourinho like this?
It's not about praising jose it is about posting facts and not senseless lies in order to troll! I watched the arsenals invincible team even more than man u in 2004, I watched mourinho's chelsea quite a lot during his 1st time around when they won the league twice in 04/05.

I've always enjoyed good football regardless of whether it was played by my team or not! I've always given jose props..ask the old heads here! Let some of us stop lying like that daft goat with the nostrils that look like a cannons barrel! It's childish!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 8:47pm On Jun 14, 2017
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Sad News From Uk Hospital!!! Buhari Is Terribly Sick, He Is Unaware Of by Funlord2(m): 7:18pm On Jun 14, 2017
HiddenShadow:
Oh Pharaoh Buhari

Has the God of the Stars(Israelites) smite you to drive away the Suns(Biafrans)

Oh Pharaoh Buhari, if you are still alive, tell the people of the Sun to go home through a referendum so that their God will restore back your health.

Oh Pharaoh Buhari, listen to the oracle


Their God wants them for a global mission


Grant them their wish and get back your health so that you and your people can rule the Afonjas and others for another 100 years
Which native doctor hand out you copy this jigbiti prayer from! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlord2(m): 7:01pm On Jun 14, 2017
Diggz and dopeJemi una don mad finish! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlord2(m): 6:38pm On Jun 14, 2017
obainojazz:
oga just take your L and go...which one be second season after a successful season....you wan invent new grammar. Mourinho won europa with porto and then did better the following season...what about in his first time in charge of chelsea....Mr grammar inventor wetin we go call that one.
Don't mind the _moron!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlord2(m):
EvilMetahuman:
[s][/s]yada yada yada

Swerve lemme read comment from people who actually have brain in their heads.
I don't have time for reta.rds who don't know how to read but think they have something to say..


Everyone knows, mourinho usually flop after a successful season.
Doesn't matter if the successful season came in the first, second or 3rd season.



But this dunce had to jump into conversation like a mad goat without comprehending a simple post that even a 2 years old shouldn't find difficult to understand even after pointing out that manyoo had their best season this year.
I really hope you get paid for being this _stupid because you definitely have the talent for it? You keep shooting yourself in the foot which is quite normal for someone with a moribund brain like yours! Now it has become everyone knows? No kid..not everyone is blessed with a motor park touts acumen like you! This was why when you had no back up you wanted to turn it into an insult fest! A poor attempt as reverse psychology!



He won the europa league with Porto and then followed it up by winning the champions league the very next season? In his 2nd season after joining chelsea in 2004 he won the league in his 2nd season? He won the treble in inter? Won the league in madrid? All in his second season? So who is being generous with half truths now you nincompoop? Or do you suffer from down syndrome? Now you are adding seasons? Was your original point not about A SECOND SEASON CURSE..or does your idiocy come with temporary blindness in addition to amnesia?


I know it can hurt your little girl pride when you get called out for being such an ill informed liar in public but when you desperately try to construct an apartment complex out of more lies it just goes to show how dense you actually are! Your a lying foolish idiot and you deserve a certificate proclaiming that fact on it!


Now get out of my sight..._imbeciles tend to give me a fever!
PoliticsRe: Igala Dissociate Self From Biafra Agitation by Funlord2(m): 6:16pm On Jun 14, 2017
Na everybody dey reject this people? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlord2(m): 6:02pm On Jun 14, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
Did you miss that part?

Again, stop jumping like a puma.

If you have not been following a conversation, try not to jump in like a mad dog.
I know you are ashamed for being exposed as a lying sub human waste of space so you can keep re writing the script to satisfy your stupidity! Now if you want my brief embarrassment of your misleading post to turn into a national one then kindly let me know so that I can satisfy my curiosity!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Funlord2(m): 5:45pm On Jun 14, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
stop deceiving yourself.

This is actually the best manyoo season in the last 5 years.
It can only get worse next season again.
Remember mourinho's second season curse?

I'm sure manyoo will be battling relegation with huddersfield next season.
EvilMetahuman:
[s][/s]

Second season after a successful season.

Read before you quote, stop jumping like puma.

so mourinho is going to win epl next season? cheesy
Canceling my barbs won't change your lie!

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