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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 7:56pm On Jul 03, 2017
Grandmaster101:
Even with this why did you guys finish in 6th and Mechanic style of football won the league.


That was not the crux of the matter when our debate began but you can always ask mourinho this off point question on twitter or facebook!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 7:50pm On Jul 03, 2017
Godstraight:
see mumu oh, Chelsea had 7.05 while drwunited had 6.99,I would have called you a goat,but goats will reject you



I don't expect a creature like you that comes from a lineage of homosexually centered degenerates to have any shame after being exposed for the charred brained simpleton that you obviously are! If you notice even those who began this banter have left you to your fate...they don't want to be seen to be standing behind the imbecilic logic of such a worthless agbero such as yourself! It is bad enough that they have been cursed with something like you as a fellow fan but it is especially bad for their image and that of the club!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 7:36pm On Jul 03, 2017
Godstraight:
see this mumu oh ,even that stat you posted gave Chelsea most overall score,learn to analyze instead commenting like you have diluted garri in your brain


2 attacking sides?

Average possession: man u 55% chelsea 54%

Pass accuracy: man u 84.2. chelsea 83.9

Shots per game: man u 15.6. chelsea 15.3



I would have called you a _dunce but that would be an insult to _dunces world wide!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 7:25pm On Jul 03, 2017
Godstraight:
they decieve yourself, how many goals una score last season, attacking football,drawunited in one sentence



You started by trying to laugh at man uniteds lack of attacking impetus? After being bludgeoned on your skull with the fact that the team you were trying to mock had an overall better attacking performance ratio than your own team that won the league with mechanic style soccer you now ran to bournemouth for respite and our draws and the amount of goals scored as your last hope in order to wipe the egg off your face? You go sabi ride okada with the way you like to zig zag off point!

Get well soon ogbeni! grin

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Killed In Venezuela By His Business Partners (Pics, Video) by Funlord2(m): 7:15pm On Jul 03, 2017
Where is he repping? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 7:03pm On Jul 03, 2017
Godstraight:
one the greatest quality of a logician is the interpretation of statatics not the baseless flaunting of one,before my comment I knew you were going to post something I was sure united would win possession I didn't know it was just by 1% ,the only thing you really win by is chances created
We have better dribbles than you folks ,goal per game is almost double, even the stuff you posted gave Chelsea a better overall,drawnited is a very boring team that is comparable in terms of productivity to the likes of Bournemouth, the early you get that the better for you



Epistle of tears.... grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 6:59pm On Jul 03, 2017
hensben:
wey you! I watch football and I don't need any stat to tell me good football and boring football...for instance, packing bus against Ajax under21 side is not counter attacking football

Oga...your comparison is between man united and chelsea! Stick to the script! Or those screen shots dey pepper you ni? A side that played boring football had more possession, chance creation, passing accuracy and shots than the champions? But they are more boring?

Afrodoc2 abeg help this one with injection before him enter market square begin dance azonto!

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 6:56pm On Jul 03, 2017
goldenval:


Thanks for getting back to me and that is beyond my imagination because it is lack of understanding that resulted my name being there and the matter is not yet solved even though the guy that reported the matter tried his best to get it sorted out but seems both GTB and Access bank are still unable in solving the matter faster.


Can you please mention the guy here so that he can also come and help us out with his own side of the story! Because if your name is still there I doubt if anyone will be willing to trade with you because the would be afraid of a repeat scenario! I remember this your case from december 2016!

Tabbaz and dominique over to you!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 6:50pm On Jul 03, 2017
Godstraight:
man united last season,and attacking football?



I love embarrassing you people! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 6:38pm On Jul 03, 2017
hensben:
Hahahahahahahahaha...who be baily Nor let mou tactics (gra gra football and pack bus tactics that suit his kind of player) deceive you. That guy na zouma level. He will be bang average on a side that play actual football and won't be use until he's sold.


Between chelsea and man united who do you think is the better pure foot balling side? Or you want me to now pull out both teams chance creation, possession, set piece and shots on goal stats too further embarrass you? Even in your title winning season? You guys need to be on comedy central walahi!

Chelsea fan wants to chat about attacking football with a united fan? Sacrilege grin

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 6:34pm On Jul 03, 2017
goldenval:


Seems I will deal with you now. Let's WhatsApp




Oga...sorry to disturb your hustle but is there a reason why your name is still repping number 18 on the list?


Tabbaz and dominique kindly assist in clarifying!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 6:27pm On Jul 03, 2017
diggz:



Why we go argue when we prefer all we players including Mr sodje to Bailey!?


No wahala! Everybody must always agree say na him mama soup sweet pass but at the end of the day hard facts always trumps sentiment!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 6:19pm On Jul 03, 2017
eph12:

Is it not this thread that when you bring stats they say it's not by stats? Ask them by what they will begin to run from pillar to post to answer the simple question.


You dey mind them! You no see as them no wan gree argue the matter again after they saw hard evidence? A man misses 3 months of the season with a knee injury and even plays afcon thereby missing more games, still came back and finished in the team with the second best central defence in the league? Still has better defensive stats than that their mop haired joker that played all their games but to them that means he is worse! I repeat the only natural central defender who can be compared to bailly in that their team has retired!
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 6:02pm On Jul 03, 2017
peterjero:


I will try to be as diplomatic as possible, with the screenshot you just uploaded where has it shown that I am a scam Lord, you just use words loosely because here seems to be an online forum where identity isn't seen. I did a video call with onepunchman and he has all my IDs. I'm new to PayPal and never been aware charge back existed, I have sent bitcoin to them and still scammed on it. I didnt take money from you and you are calling me a scam Lord. I just hope you know how to use your education well. I had told onepunchman to use my IDs to report to paypal what else can I do again when I can't get response sent from the sender, will I enter the phone?



Peterjero! Your language has changed each day since friday? Every thing you claimed you and mr schon did was confirmed by the bank to be a blatant lie? Even what you told us this morning was another story? Why did justi4jesu also reject your 6000€ offer? Why have most people you traded with this mr schon chap including mark all had charge back drama but no money? You disappeared for over a month and suddenly appeared at the end of June and decided to contact onepunchman offline rather than on his advert for what reason? You will say one thing on what's app and then come here to say another? Who are you trying to black mail? Me or mr schon? You think because I have deleted the group all your screen shots and chats have disapeared?

Oga abeg you don't want to get muddy with me this afternoon! But if you think meeting me to also prove how much of a gee you are will soothe your mind kindly let me know when and where so that you will learn that my online persona as well as my offline one are twins!





Cc: onepunchman dominique and tabbaz! I really don't know what else to call this chap but you can keep him here with his mr schon moves for as long as you like....since all the evidence is still not Convincing enough! Maybe some people need to lose more cash first!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 5:50pm On Jul 03, 2017
Na only rooney snap with fear for inside him eyeballs out of all of them! Or bench been dey inside the studio?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 5:46pm On Jul 03, 2017
Leyqute:
Boss Funlord the fun shïfu. Happy belated birthday!


I hail baba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 5:45pm On Jul 03, 2017
weedtaker:
happy birth[yesterday] funlordi baba cheesy


Thanks boss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 5:45pm On Jul 03, 2017
pharod:
Happy birthday Funlord. Because of you, Weedtaker no shine teeth today. He change style.. cheesy


Thanks chief
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlord2(m): 5:43pm On Jul 03, 2017
elrony:
Happy birthday in arrears to funlord baba... cool


Cheers bro

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 3:44pm On Jul 03, 2017
diggz:



Oh please.... stoppeeet! Which kind yeye Bailey be dat! That dude ain't even better than zouma..... tongue


Cc: donjazet and godstraight



I know say the thing don pain una but that one no concern me! I no fit shout make premier league itself help me close una mouths! grin

https://www.premierleague.com/players/12937/Eric-Bailly/stats?se=54


Vs


https://www.premierleague.com/players/4100/David-Luiz/stats?se=54



Keep in mind baily even lost almost 3 months of the season due to a knee injury while sideshow Bob played every game! Emphasis on defence please since they are not strikers! tongue





Baily top screen shot sideshow baba bottom

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 3:23pm On Jul 03, 2017
donjazet:


I wan believe say you just dey jonze, you no fit use clear eye talk say bailey better pass luiz. Luiz boss am hands-down. Abeg go use water dilute your highness.



Luiz? Of all people? I hope you know say na because of Luiz conte begin use 3 at the back? Or have you forgotten that Luiz thinks of himself as a midfielder other than a defender? Luiz that is a master at drifting out of position and losing concentration? The only thing he has more than bailly is free kick taking! He has improved since his last comedy show era at chelsea but abeg Luiz is not even in the same bracket as Eric the king! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Funlord2(m): 3:07pm On Jul 03, 2017
airmark:


Most of us dont just want another defender, we want defenders who can compete with the likes of ramos, bonucci, hummels and co. I will even put bailey above this dude Roma will be so happy to keep manolas and sell rudiger at 40m, knowing that he is also prone to injuries.


Sorry to disappoint you but even as of last season your team did not and still does not possess any central defender on baillys level! Include skills on the ball, ruggedity, passing, pace, power, reading of the game, playing out from the back, interceptions, discipline etc! Abeg try dey use mustafi or john stones and other such mere mortals whenever you want compare central defenders and not gods from manchester!

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 2:47pm On Jul 03, 2017
suchmuch:
dandonservice paid 5k in cash
$50 btc = 18k at the time of transaction


So he paid over the counter? Using only the name of a strange company? And without using his account number, real name or an online platform? I wonder why such a huge boy like dondanservices would do such a thing? Dan maybe you can explain since you are here already.....wink

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 2:20pm On Jul 03, 2017
tongue
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 2:16pm On Jul 03, 2017
DonDanServices:


I don't give out my card without cash coz my cards are legit and authentic



That your 5 grand offer to suchmuch will not work so tell that your so called neighbor to borrow you the balance! Complete the cash or get casted! Your move!
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 1:18pm On Jul 03, 2017
modath:



Bros sss2 told me on whatsapp that he dey come, na the snail wey dey carry am come dey delay us, abeg do small patience biko.. smiley





Obviously a scamologist... he is discussing with his hostel mates on which yarn him go drop now.....by 3pm he goes into the list of doom.....cheesy
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 1:04pm On Jul 03, 2017
peterjero:

Kindly come back here to clear my name when this is resolved because I will be so upset when you don't do that.

His digits: 08134325407 plus screen shots of another person called mark they pulled the same charge back "we dey come scam on"!


An update! We have concluded this case and we have confirmed that mr peterjero is now an unrepentant scam lord! He and his partner have taken off for 4 days and the bank has confirmed to us 3 times today that they have received no contact from both him and his german homeboy mr schon regarding the charge back issue!

According to peterjero mr schon has also been sleeping since friday so we must assume that by now he is probably a corpse resting somewhere cool in berlin! Peterjero has also now told us that he has also suddenly become a victim of his former bosom pally mr schon and his telegram scam crew even though as of friday night they had traded millions of naira with osibanjo and buhari in the past! Na wa


Abeg dominique, mynd44, tabbaz! Just slowly end this boys career before mr schon go appear for auto section to begin sell Benz again!

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 12:51pm On Jul 03, 2017
Sss2:



Cc. Hazzan Tazan




Oga! If you need an escrow I am available NOW! We need to know if you be jigbiti or jagaban!

Cc; modath
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 12:27pm On Jul 03, 2017
Sss2:
Who can stand as encrow..



Modath wetin you wan buy from this chairmo? grin
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Funlord2(m): 12:22pm On Jul 03, 2017
suchmuch:
I don't wanna disturb you guys with this DonDanServices guy again but the guy is just annoying

A good brother here offer to help call apple from Europe
Apple request for the serial numbers because the serial did not show clearly in the picture....

He refused to show me

I asked him to just gimme 10k out of $50 he refused

I asked him to gimme the owner phone number, so that I can ask for serial number
He refused again

I told him not to upload the card because my Chinese friend went offline

I don't know what to do

Cc: Tabbaz, funlord2, Khassy



This one don turn to scam case!


Abeg tabbaz, dominique and mynd44!


I think if dondanservices does not fulfill all righteousness by providing the criteria listed above that would enable us get to the bottom of this issue at the close of the business day (by 5pm today) he should be banned for life and added to the hiv list! How una see am

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