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joeace2020:
lol..Bros abeg make una help una brother career

Listen and rate song produced and recorded by me

https://www.nairaland.com/3721656/listen-rate-song-nairalander-baby

Beat was nice....enjoyed that ethereal synth in the background...would have loved some heavier drums in there though like some mpc-3000 type of kicks but that's just the boom bap in me wishing..standard naija up tempo fare but I guess you have to go commercial like everyone else so no shaking there..this kind of jam go hit for naija weddings pass! Singing was nice but you also sound like that kcee guy....a lot! Good effort!

joeace2020:
How una take dey capture these things? Hackers full this thread oo.. I fear for my life

Lmao

tutucious:
Hmmmmmm... you that is warning people. Ur records empty oh... watching u with 3D camera

Remind him to post those numbers abeg! Me na 2D I dey use watch am!

Skimpledawg:
Una don finally gang up against that black nosed niqqa

Shey you know say na failed rapper too...him stage name for ib na Mc dudu nostrils!

Hazardfan1:
I don send pm since, maybe he is bizi

You go wait tire! Person wey na only for dstv movies him dey see dollars?

Tranny rent boy don quiet? Useless son of a stinky crippled _whore....come and open that your boil and pus filled mouth again let me see!

GloryIsaac:
Nah, aint talking about buying him, just clearing the air with a Zlatan supporter here ... Btw, I'll go for Auba if i were to choose

ZLatan scored 50 last season so what's yer point? And I hope you have been enjoying the hat tricks that rashford has scored in consecutive games since it was zlatan blocking us from seeing his mega performances all season?

See the cursed bonobo monkey taking a screen shot of him actually attempting to report some sport section niggas!

Useless cowardly idiot with a soul forged in the toilets of hades!

Gyalchester:
If you can be of help To me and make money than feel free to spam my Vanquay handle...The rich don't stay rich by giving out needless handouts...$I100 that's my phone bill in a month no big deal but [b]I WILL BE A SPECIAL KIND OF STUPID TO SEND MONEY TO STRANGERS that don't give a fvck about me and neither do I them.[/b]

My guy wan dodge....rich pauper! Newsflash you are already a special kind of stupid! Since birth sef

Gyalchester:
You are a fan, that's nice Its really nice to meet fans that hide as haters...Lets compare faces now...40 year old bald fool whom relys on his taxi cab money to get his dìck sucked...Miserable life...I tormented this mad man way back in Romance Section He had to screenshot my profile picture from 2015 to masturbate to every night

Lamentations of painment! Anyway eyin boys need some of your P Diddy money... abeg assist them since you are awash with ibadan euros!

By the way how come all your usa pictures can be found on other Web sites and other people's phones? Plus you never seem to be able to take one with honeys, your peeps or even outside? It's always from behind a fence!

Or are you in jail?

Gyalchester:
Many fans on this board know you have comprehension problem..."A fool at 40 na Fool forever "

Now you try to be sarcastic claiming you 52 meaning you are older than 40 which inadvertently makes you a fool forver....Whichever Lecturer that gave you a C in English Composition...GOD PUNISH HIM


Actually, you type like a half baked literate, you at like a cultist, I won't be surprised if you bullied extorted and killed on your way to acquiring a third class



Vagabond .

Ok sir...but why does your face look like something a constipated rhinoceros shat out in pain? Is there no affordable plastic surgery available with all that monopoly money you have?

Your adoring fans want to know!

Gyalchester:
I'm not quiet don't masturbate too furiously from a pic from 2 years...Bro you lame as fvck...This Nigga been hoarding my pic for two years do I give you Nigtmares



You nothing but a fool at forty and according to Fela Anikulapo Kuti "A fool at 40 na Fool forever"...


Reckless taxi can driver that can't speak three sentences of English without biting his tongue.

No I'm actually 52! Olodo rabata!

What a male model? With your 1990 kid and play haircut! You don quiet? Stupid child?

Gyalchester:
This isn't a third world country since you are jobless go dig out proofs of my Brooklyn and Alabama...Welll we know you a fvcking liar.

Catching Ls...on an anonymous forum, woah your brain is paining you...Arent you the lameo who devotes his time to sharing pics of women old enough to be Your daughter and bragging of being banned at your age...you no get shame take a look at Nihilist respectable young family man, look at Ibime_ Yeah forget nihilist look at Ibime you should be agemates yet he has more brain than you


Oldest fool on the board you think I care I shared a story of an 18yr old me fvcking a suspected tranny while drunk...LMFAO YOU A REAL MARRIED FOOL



Go and bring out my Brooklyn and Alabama proofs..
WHY ARE YOU LIEINF TO SCORE POINTS...Do I feel you with such anxiety you have to lie and cheat


Also go bring out that online journal the proof

Make una see fine rich man from brokelyn ibadan abeg? So this is the guy always quick to call others ugly and broke? Hian! See nostrils?


You look like the product of an orgy between an aged male orangutan and 2 female chimps! You would also be a good spokesman for kiwi brand polish!

By the way I don't see you denying if this is you or any of the points I've made!

Gyalchester:
Awww no long epistles, that what happens when you hit lameos with facts they resort to memes...I will pray for you to receive sense when next I go to my shrine...Take your L and leave my son.

I was not the one that was hopelessly caught;



1: fantasizing about lashing trannys?

2: claiming to live in brooklyn (abi na brokelyn) or is it alabama (it fluctuates) while currently stranded in ogbomosho in his parents basement?

3: caught lying about _fucking a woman that was in an advertisement on the back of an online journal?


4: Caught reporting his (hopefully we are still not sure) fellow Man united brethren to mods to hide all these exposes!


5:the one who was caught catching more L's than lebron from thots, kids, rival fans, your own peeps, dim wit puberty ravaged kids of romance land and the most down trodden of monikers all across nairaland!


My son...you are a living, breathing version of the "L VIRUS"! You encapsulate the art of losing in human form! These are facts!
I will teach you the meaning of online brutality today! You think because most of these dudes ignore your blatant stupidity you have an edge over them abi? Okay at least you will know that I am a licensed NL psychiatrist!

Oya....go and press the report button as usual! As all cowards do!

Gyalchester:
Yeah perfect dream...My reality is your dream...Kill yoself...I can snap pics of my iPhone when I get home...so Mr man kill yoself I don't like proving sheiiittt to broke men like you but it's fun dispelling your theories.



Hating ass broke man...Dont let envy kill you...when next i visit Nigeria I could hire you to go pick up those prostitutes you fantasize about fvcking all the time, be nice cab driver

E don pain am wella! E remain make you post matric gown pictures like iyabingo!.... Sorry....

Gyalchester:
Bro poverty is not good I can quote you just fine from chrome on my Samsung s7 edge and I still used my iPhone 7 safari browser this morning...Keep hustling hard you go afford better phone.

Are you using those phones in a dream or is your sim currently in someone else's phone?

SIRcumalot:
I only don experience inability to quotes your own mention or enter fresh page. both of which my old skool opera go handle.
that another account Wahala,I never see before.

E be like say nairaland servers still dey run on ms dos type technology!

Oba gaychester 1 of brokelyn ibadan due to technical difficulties I can't quote that post directly for now but I have gone one better to assist you get the message!

Next time post the complete info about my metro cabs so that you don't cost me potential clients okay son...its multi million naira taxi cabs........got it? Good! Anyway thanks for the free publicity_bitch...

SIRcumalot:
hehehehe!! .
old skool opera mini no dey ever carry last.
na chrome and other high tech browser they get this issue.

You sure! I use both an Iphone and a bbq10! So wetin dey happen? And how did I end up in someone else's account? Even seun had to come and ask me which network I was using when I lash am with the news! Him sef fear!

elrony:
Afrodoc2 come lend me that ur $1k, I need am

Why not ask our chairman from "brokelyn ibadan?" Him get enough change to spare it seems! You know say na boss!

Lana1 read all those links I posted! Especially Phil nevilles assessment! Lukey shaw na just pristine ajebo going by what past coaches have also stated! Its not all jose!

I don tire for this nairaland wey no dey allow person fit quote him own mention or even enter fresh page! So tey one day I find myself inside one strange guy account they control the guy posts sef!

CarlosTheJackal:
Saraki has come to stay

Are you from kwara? The state whose people have the capability to ensure he does not return as a senator at the polls Or are you a member of the president's kitchen cabinet who knows the inner workings of what they have in store for him?

Hazardfan1:
I see, but we no want make una win Europa abeg, except if it's gonna fuccck Arsenal up sha.

Arsenal are already _fucked with our without us winning europa! They must experience the joys of Thursday night football in stadiums in close proximity to Syria next season!

Chelseafan1:
Lmao.... Na Armed robber you suppose be.

After working with oyibo and naija politicians tell me if you ma no go sabi rob?

dopeJemi:
someone laid down a thousand gees, you lay down 700 and you want to know if he is a broke kid or not when obviously the broke one is you with your reduced figure

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