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You can only enjoy ur last born right if ur parents get money or u be ajebo. Ajekpakorororo like us... For where.. Only last born right wey we receive na series of beating from parents down to ur siblings.. #TeamLastChild




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Gennyike:
I like you for your humility; Believe me,you are better than some guys that passed through school.

Certificate without good character =0
Good Character without certificate= 100

Keep it up and may God grant all your heart desires.

Thank you dear....but I may likely to do part-time soon.

Everything Standard! Hard work pay big! Some people wey no sabi ''doo'' for music say na wack.. Ok nah..




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kolawaxxy:
Find your high school English teacher, then kill him/her.




Op, he whom the gods want to make rich, they first make bald

Hahahaha thank you but I no go school. I believe in my talent. No forming! Thanks for the correction. *English recession*

shuggah:
the comedy is affecting ur English?

No forming but truth.. I no go school but I believe in my talent. God bless you for the correction though!

lynx200:
Yes

CASTING CALL!!
SMILES MEDIA PRESENTS
AN AUDITION FOR ACTORS AND ACTRESSES FOR A CINEMATIC FILM IN ABUJA
AGE LIMIT: 7 YEARS TO 70 YEARS
DATE: FRIDAY 26TH OF AUGUST, 2016
TIME: 1PM PROMPT
VENUE: JOURDAN LOUNGE, IN RAMAYA ROYAL PARK, AFTER ABIA HOUSE, 173 AHMADU
BELLO WAY, WUSE 2, ABUJA
FOR ENQUIRY: 08065559731, 07069676476
INFORM THE PERSON BESIDE YOU, IT MIGHT BE WHAT HE/SHE HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR.

more update about audition in abuja. I got this very late.

sammycarz:
I smell SCAM

No mind am... Now wey data cheap like girls na em he dey advertise data.

God save us from evil plan!

Pharoah let me people go....



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Ife Ego na eme.. Baba God answer my call oo.


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lynx200:
For my peops in Abuja here is something for you. Afrigos Film Studios is auditioning for a film project.

Dates: Friday 9th & Saturday 10th September 2016.

Venue: Assets Garden, Area 8, Garki, Abuja.

Time: 10am to 2pm daily.

NB : Participants should come with a recent 5x7 picture. To reserve a seat, text your name, gender, age, and date of audition to 08037761265. (i.e Amanda Yahaya, female,18, Day 1)



Green arrow productions and wisdom kings are holding a movie audition.

Date : September 9th 2016

Venue : Pull over arena, Abule Ado, Satellite town, Lagos

Time : 10am - 2.30pm

Contact : 08101045035 (whatsapp), 08179694316, 08180409438,08105838036, 08188386730,08165109363

We need more audition in Abuja here.... I got this one late.

Make I just believe say una dey make the name popular... Ride on legal!

JixNation:
Lmao. baba you no like am like that?

Why all of una dey ans Nation? Make una dey fear God oo

JixNation:
Fani my man. I'm waiting for the party that will rape APC without kondom in 2019.

Folake give me love oo. I get big cassava... ''Pana'' Just singing loud as bet9ja finally pay.
Buhari do us one favour! Just go and ......




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When last did you eat Paw-Paw? Start eating paw-paw.



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Nairaland and Snake be like APC and Lie..


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Benue people sha! I know say no be real TIV lady. Real TIV lady no dey fall in love but they fit die for D*CK..





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Ok... Rice go soon reach 30k per bag.. Chanji indeed!



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Hahaha.... If I hear. You no know say my name na inheritance..

Capableben:
lol.. That name was in existence before You were born

Capableben:
Thanks for this information ikbnice. Are you a biologist?



However, I'd be releasing my single titled My Nation on or before the 1st day of October. Nairalanders, anticipate hard!

ok... All of una wan answer nation bcs my name na funnynation

nice

Ranchhoddas:
Bigger than Man City? You well so?

help me ask him ooo

Evakinqz:
Nice one bro..

I play central back, right full back, left full back nd defensive midfielder....

just tell us say u be ball boy or you don't know what you play.

when phyno go dey win award like olamide nah?

Olodo.. Gej refuse to ''TIRE'' the road, why u no go ''TIRE'' the road? Instead of u 2 pray them u come dey write rubbish..

atirolu:
Is cos GEJ refused to tire the roads
If I lie ask lai






May der soul rest in perfect peace

Rest in peace 2 d dead! So sad! God save us from any evil..

God bless NA