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falcon01:
should i take anything you say serious

na wa for u ooo. The choice is urs nah..

Sweet children.. My own on the way! Happy birthday! Siena247 come and give me twins ooo..



I dey do evangelism last week with my
church members and my pastor, one
Prostitute waved at me
from the other side of the road & shouted
"Customer" are you coming in the evening
today? I just fainted!




*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042*
*AbjFinestMC* *CFR*

thanks.....

thanks bro... I will take correction.

Proudlyngwa:
You could have just used a proxy to pass your message.

Mixing business especially comedy with activism is ''good but not right" . Remember what happened to Nicholas Anelka and his friend.

Proudlyngwa:
For someone looking for national patronage, that's a wrong way to go.
I doubt if you are the original funnynation though

bro nice advice but looking for national patronage will not deprive me access to truth.. I don't ddo eye service just to get favour. Thanks for ur advice.

This is touching.. Buhari free dis man nah.. Haba! You no get pity? Now I know why Fulin herdsmen always act without pity.





*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042* *AbjFinestMC*

Abeg when dis one dey start? Make I know ooo.



I dey do evangelism last week with my
church members and my pastor, one
Prostitute waved at me
from the other side of the road & shouted
"Customer" are you coming in the evening
today? I just fainted!



*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042*
*AbjFinestMC* *CFR*

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we are good 2 go..

Since last month, I never anchor any event. Abeg who wan do wedding?


*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042* *AbjFinestMC* *CFR*

ajasbaba:
since you dey doubt am,

i wonder wetin woman want sef.


everything am man those is never ok.

since you are suspecting him to be gay.

get him one huge guy and see how goes

you go soon loose this guy and come back to say men are wicked after all the finger i put in his anus he still left me for another woman

funny! But truth!

Adesolomon2014:
Yea. I hope oauites won't be unhappy about this.

wat abt unn?

You re even lucky that you noticed his turning point.. Finger him nah.. Allow him 2 enjoy the fingering 2 d fullest! No allow another man go finger am oo.




I dey do evangelism last week with my
church members and my pastor, one
Prostitute waved at me
from the other side of the road & shouted
"Customer" are you coming in the evening
today? I just fainted!
*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042*
*AbjFinestMC* *CFR*

are u sure?

arrange ur work nah

This one pass common sense! He's on point.. Outstanding statement..




I dey do evangelism last week with my
church members and my pastor, one
Prostitute waved at me
from the other side of the road & shouted
"Customer" are you coming in the evening
today? I just fainted!

*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042* *AbjFinestMC* *CFR*

sure?

hmmmm

maxwell767:
Hummm... I think this recruitment is a scam... Or meant for some particular region/people

Everything is possible in this country..
Cause I see no reason why they request for surname when u registering...

hahahaha dat surname of a thing na another thing oo. Try using musa or abdul or even abubakar as surname

dey don do us mess for enugu..

Aroh48:
haba now

join my facebook forum so that u will laf ndd 4get abt recession. Search funnynation comedian on facebook

Vick4rill:
guy, na jst dey hell ur name as nairaland official comedian? am yet to see or read anytin funny abt u.

k

Nigeria which way nah?



*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042* *AbjFinestMC*

Happy birthday Nollywood finest!


*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042* *AbjFinestMC*

Obama don't allow me to vex for you.. Let me just believe say I no understand you well.. If I vex, my nyash dey big oo.




*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042*
*AbjFinestMC*

Locate me as soon as possible.. I can help you out..


*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042* *AbjFinestMC*

Na wa oo. No be only this land hunger dey ooo. God save ur children!



*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042* *AbjFinestMC*

Na wa oo. No be only this land hunger dey ooo. God save ur children!



*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042* *AbjFinestMC*

k

Hell fire await that idi*t.. Rubbish.. People dey die for money and you dey die for woman.. Next news!




*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042*
*AbjFinestMC*

And some guys bin dey waste dere own for condom ooo.. Chai ewu atala mu igu n'isi. The painful part is that u go pour inside some girls body and dey go still take salt and water.. Abeg who know the hospital? Help a brother in needd...




*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042*
*AbjFinestMC*

Anyway both of them no try sha but did they agreed on marriage issue before she sponsor him? We can't conclude untill we hear from the boy. Abeg who get the boy contact?
*In another thought, that guy deserve to punished*




*Nairaland official comedian* *Irep042*
*AbjFinestMC*