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RomanceRe: They Met On Twitter, Now They Are Getting Married by FunnySON: 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2020
PrincessMila, shey we met on Nairaland nahh. grin grin
ProgrammingRe: How To Download Youtube Video Using Two Lines Of Python Code by FunnySON: 12:19pm On Jul 05, 2020
Send the lines of code here.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by FunnySON: 8:04pm On Jul 04, 2020
ARCHEMEDESME:
100 level
Oh okay. It only gets better. I'll advise you just keep practicing bro. All za best. smiley
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by FunnySON: 7:59pm On Jul 04, 2020
ARCHEMEDESME:
electrical engineering
Nice, hope I'm not disturbing if I ask which level?
EducationRe: How Old Are You on Nairaland ??? by FunnySON: 7:45pm On Jul 04, 2020
I've been on Nairaland since 2014. Though I've had to deactivate a couple times.
EducationRe: How Does A Boy Who Doesn't Know How To Cook Survive In The University? by FunnySON: 7:44pm On Jul 04, 2020
I didn't know how to cook until I gained admission. It's quite easy too, you can always improve by using tutorial videos.
Though I'm not perfect yet, but I can prepare some Nigerian soups wella. I even cook better than my some of my female colleagues in school. cheesy
EducationRe: University Students Needed To Complete A Task by FunnySON: 7:38pm On Jul 04, 2020
PatrickOkunima:
Are you a full time University student?

Does your University have a very active MBA programme?

If you answered yes to the two questions, then I have a small task for you and the pay is N3,000.

If interested, send your full name, phone number and the name of your university to info.vapatrick@gmail.com
Expatiate sir.
EducationRe: Help, I Wanna Change My Choice Of Institution On Jamb by FunnySON: 7:35pm On Jul 04, 2020
Makavelli25:
Anybody can help

They have opened the site, try again. Though you can only pay but you can't change it. You have to visit a CBT centre to make the changes.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by FunnySON: 7:34pm On Jul 04, 2020
ARCHEMEDESME:
Hi guys , I need help. I don't know if this is the right place .

please ignore any typographical error.
I've noticed lately that my zeal for mathematics has
reduced drastically since I left high school . I would
say I'm just an average student in terms of
mathematics
.
My problem started when I graduated , I spent a lot
of time at home before I got admission to study
engineering . I used to be good at math , but I
discovered I couldn't even perform basic
mathematical operations correctly again not to even
talk of calculus. For example I could square three
digit numbers in my head in 6-8 seconds without a
calculator , but now it takes me up to minute to do
it and I still don't get it correctly . I can't even add
or subtract numbers without making silly mistakes.
This in turn has affected my grades as an
engineering student , I think I'm not going to survive
in that department though I'm planning to leave the
department.
The thing is ; I still love math but I feel too lazy to
study it , very lazy. It's just like someone who loves
food but is too lazy to cook .
That's why I've come here to ask for help , I Know
I'm not the only one who has experienced this . I'm
open to all suggestions .

You have to deal with the laziness bro, simple.
You can't improve if you don't practice.
Besides Engineering is like the simplest thing to study especially if you talk of the calculations aspect.
Which department are you?
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by FunnySON: 7:28pm On Jul 04, 2020

Lemme balance myself here. smiley

CrimeRe: US Department Of Justice Charges Hushpuppi With Money Laundering by FunnySON: 7:14pm On Jul 04, 2020
napt.u2:
In his last Instagram post in early June, under a picture of a Rolls-Royce and the hashtag AllMine, he wrote: "May success and prosperity not be a 'once upon a time' story in your life."

With a praying emoji, he adds: "Continue to shame those waiting for me to be shamed."


https://news.sky.com/story/instagram-star-hushpuppi-charged-with-trying-to-steal-100m-from-premier-league-club-12020778
The guts on most fraudsters though, I pray they (EFCC) catch some of my coursemates. The way they act as if they are legit makes me pissed.
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi Faces Up To 20 Years Imprisonment In US by FunnySON: 5:37pm On Jul 04, 2020
seanwilliam:
I love your choice of words. I thought you would say in all cases



Credit to DuBLINGreenb, the original poster
Won't happen but las las hush done chop money, flex life, lived lavish, flown choppers, flown private, had the most exotic cars, mingled with celebs obtained connections, became a known international brand.

No jail can take that away from him, if he comes out of prison he will be better than most poor Nigerians because he has a platform, he has connections, he has experience, he is known and so on. He won't be starting from square 1

He can write a bestseller book, be a TV host, sing music people will buy, sell his story to American media companies, work for security organisations abroad etc

Most Nigerians live in houses worst than American prisons me typing this have not seen electricity in 42 hours straight, I paid aboki 50 bucks to charge my phone, American prisons have 24/7 electricity, gym, free TV, free laundry services, free phone calls and free food that is why black Americans even the celebs see jail as an achievement as street cred status bringer

how many haven't been to jail? you tell me as we speak many US celebs are in jail including Steven Spielberg's daughter, R Kelly, Da baby etc
Even Robert Downey Jr, Lil Kim, tommy Lee, Mark Wahlberg have all been to U.S prison
Their prison is not like our own many come out of jail looking better than they did before they went in.

Those quoting me will chose 10 - 15 years in American prison and a lifetime of living lavish for themselves and their family without thinking twice over being a poor Nigerian from birth to death.

Ask yourself what odds hushpuppi had of being as rich as he was without doing what he did? We all know majority of Nigerians will be born into poverty and will die in poverty but we all want to delude ourselves by thinking "I will be the one to make it" niggger that's what the other 100,000,000 dead Nigerians before you thought, you think every poor Nigerian chose to be poor? or they don't know your God or another one is "if he didn't do crime he would be enjoying by now!" Nigguh enjoying what exactly

Simple question please how many Nigerian lawyers do you know richer than or even half as rich as Hushpuppi? Even the celebs how many of them where as rich as hush? Only the very top 1%

Another quick question? Ask them how many years and how much suffering, and how much connections etc it took them to get that degree and then that position and if the pay for those without connection is adequate, do the same for every other profession except clergy and politicians

And decide for yourself what chance the vast majority of Nigerians have of becoming millionaires or even hundred thousandnaires ?

I'm not encouraging crime please don't do crime but let us be realistic in our thoughts and speech,

I thought if you go to school you must be rich until I was in a slum and a woman told me she did her youth service in taraba, I was surprised I was like wtf excuse me, she said yes she served in.... She didn't know I was thinking shocked thinking to myself "how did you go to school for 17+ years only to end up in this slum in this poverty" I assumed everyone in slums where uneducated never do wells, miscreants etc.

Imagine if she, like most young girls were compelled to sleep with lecturers for grades, or sorted to pass and all that thinking riches were ahead of them upon graduation only to end up in a slum without husband and children hey this isn't fiction this lady was quarrelling with another non educated woman the other day I recorded what the women were using to insult her. Her lack of husband and children she kept saying she sacrificed all that for school and her future but you decide if this is a future worth losing sleep for, worth losing meaningful relationships for



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGhHX6sSzCU

Don't worry out of respect and privacy I didn't show her face.

Extra fun fact did you know?? Nigeria made more money from Yahoo boys in 2019 than from Agriculture think about it.
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