₦airaland Forum

estyvino: Ngige my man, why you kon go join Apyece na? No worry, food way person go chop, E no dey passam!

kulyie: 100-200level had the noisiest roommate ever.this babe will bring 2 of her other girlfriends,tthey will jist endlessly even in the night when I wake up to read they are still jisting.WWhen they now finally sleep she that is my room mate will sleep on the bed and her 2 friends will sleep on the stolen matress they took from 2rooms next to mine because those ones don't lock their room.the good thing is they don't perform their nonsense near my area because squatting friends is illegal talk more of stealing so they knew i could release their secrets at anytime so they always limited their nonsense to their corner.

As if that's not enough they turned the room into a permanent room so I technically had 3 roomates.the one thing I found very annoying is that the 3 of them with their big brez and big a33 will sleep stark nakid anyhow.some will open their bushy power house and some will turn up their big bom bom to my side.

The day we had a brawl which led to our friendship was when I left my pot of stew on my camp gas and she jarunpa sote the whole stew fell on her nakid body.it was the sound of pots that woke me up and so I got up feeling so upset saying xyx if you don't want me to disgrace you today am finishing all my lectures by 3.30pm before I get back my stew with 9 pieces of turkey must be in the same place you mistakenly hit it.her friend who brought all of them was begging me I said no.the next thing see free for all fight . nothing wey we no call ourselves finish

sha when I remembered she was squatting I said let day break i will report. So I was there on my bed waiting till I slept again. When I woke up see 3 of them kneeling down to beg me in front of my bed.i sha shakara small I said ehen I have heard but you have to buy my stew again. They said no problem. They bought it with we are sorry card they use to make outside and dropped it on my bed

We sha made up and the following week I said this your idea of sleeping nakid and waking up to see bushy vj early in the morning I don't like it. You people should change. What if thieves break in. I eventually bought them night wears we madr up and became good buddies

the following month was her birthday so we all ran around arranging for her birthday. By 300 level the school wanted to change them we all begged and eventually left us so we became roomies till we graduated we later had each others back. If one of them sees a nice outfit she will buy or even food stuffs and if I see something nice like a shoe we will buy.on a night to our graduation we went clubbing


nysc we didn't see again. Fate separated us.one went for nysc in abuja the second was in Port Harcourt and the one in abuja got retained after nysc.shes settled there and the second one is married so since years we only talk on phone n ping we haven't had time to see but they are still in my heart

zuma4k: maybe he's (MIKEL) too slow to make the trip...

Madawaki01: 1.Federal University of Technology,Otuoke.

2.Olabisi Onabanjo University,Akure.

3.ladoke Akintola university of technology,Ogbomosho.

4.Lagos state university

5.Ekiti state University,Ado ekiti

6.kwara state university

7.ALL PRIVATE UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA

voltron: They will only be allowed to hold positions such as local government Councillor and LASTMA or LAWMA or KAI Kommanda

Ngwakwe: Democracy is government of the people, by the people and for the people.

The Electorates should be allowed to decide who they elect irrespective of his paper qualifications.

I don't know this obsession in Nigeria with paper qualifications. Does it mean the children of the poor will perpetually be ruled by the rich and elites?

Let's say no to this bastardisation of democracy and no to elitism.

emiye: The precedence for such impunity has been set.

Was this deputy governor not the man who held forth for chime when he absconded from duty for almost a year?

It is now payback time for the deputy governor with impeachment. ??

Smartsyn: No regrets, my dialect is choking anyway..


It's like speaking in tongues..

MisterLongman: Shey na GEJ get innoson motors or innocent chukwuma

sod09: I heard about balo too
and my bro said khedira av agree don't know aw true

Friedfred: Hi peeps.
Pls I need to get intouch with nysc cell leaders in oyo and ogun state. Iv been charged to do a survay for my company in regards to corpers in this areas.
Thanks. My email is teamafric@ausi.com

yokiti: A visit to their respective local government areas on their CDS days will do you alot of good sir. You will be suprised that you will have more than enough info at the end.

Adikam: as he play UCL final

ijbeauty: Oh I see, thought he was benched for no just cause, thanks....

Toneyo: Arjen Robben should have been awarded the golden ball.

ijbeauty: I still wonder why Di Maria was benched




Op don't ask me, cos I don't hv any man of d match...

Adikam: Any cup wey Cr7 never cari messi no fit cari am

proudlysports: Make whatever you want of this

Skateboard: Funpeter baba what background color is accepted for passport photographs.... Do they accept any one?

Funpeter: lolzzzzzzzzz ask him of peter i knew him very well na my padiiiiii...... He told me that and i was surprise. Very hardworking dude and a good leader.

I rep platoon NINE......

Skateboard: Funpeter I don't know if you were in platoon 9 when you guys where in camp. The guy that was the platoon leader(Wale) is my friend. He's currently serving in one grassroot school in Iseyin where they are paying him 1k monthly lol. Maybe you know him... He said he rejected the chance to serve in Ibadan city.

Adultnextdoor: Girlssssss!abeg oooo!!!Wetin short guys don do una to dey suffer rejection when e reach love and relationship matter?Even short and dwarf girls dey reject short guys too.....Wetin happen?Girlllsss!!!!!!make una talk oooohh!!

Emmanuel602: That's the irony of life. That reminds me of sani kaita and how Nigerians treated him after that world cup

omoteamac: That mikel is my worst nigerian player ever...i wonder how he got into that team...

As simple as that

omoteamac: That mikel is my worst nigerian player ever...i wonder how he got into that team...

As simple as that