₦airaland Forum

Cy4praise: Am not joking here guys. Watch out u wil soon c it. My school is UNIUYO. We started our mobilization last week.

We take you for your word

shrimati: on Monday, but am just hearing it on radio this night.

U mean through out the federation?

banttieman: You are a product of Gurara University abi? You got us, you win. Now stop this joke.

Lets give her a benefit of a doubt

Cy4praise: Nysc has not yet posted it online. I saw it 4rm 2013 nysc year planner calender in my dean's office @ students affairs

introduction first which school

shrimati: I suppose order CSO to give you 100 lashes of canes, you enter the room you no hail. You wan bribe us with that info baaaaa? Be warned! Fear don grab am. You are welcome anyway. Go and sin no more guy.

My oga make we forgive am

Cy4praise: I saw it in the students affairs. Already we r doing mobilization 4 Batch C

which school is that?

Cy4praise: Guys batch C camp open 5th to 26th november 2013

was your source? Or you working in NYSC abuja?

banttieman: Still pondering.

decide fast i might join you

hopeyemmy: Funpeter boss, hailings!

my oga @ d very top u bring sumting diffrent to d house we missed ur absence. Welcome on board bro

banttieman: @ Ellawify, please tell me you're a LADY. We need more of female folks in this house to avoid ................

finish your statement ooo

hopeyemmy: This isn't about one panicking or not. I was made to understand the rationale behind it, which I believed to some extent.

Still buzzing with hope though.

sure hope is d last thing to leave man all is well

cdoffx: Guys we don get debate topic now, since Major Hamza Almustapha has been discharged and acquitted. Do you support or oppose the verdict and why?

Am speechless oooo dont knw if our judicial is bad or maybe Oga @ the top intervene

Sotenna: Well we'll know how serious I'm the next time that animal lays a finger on that lady.

please take it easy bro

Colournbrushes guess u ave finish reading the corpers decamp in ebonyi?

banttieman: I trust you NOT.

If there is anyone u can trust is me, am sometimes closer than a brother

banttieman: warning for me

noted will be dere too take care of you

banttieman: @winnie. Between us, can we hook up on 2go? Since we're whatsapp shy.

chai banttieman i understand you na u an dey waste time

Where is hopeyemmy, immanuel, odebbs, omoT, J-slims dimplees cake shawrygal, shawrylux

Sotenna: I don't know when Nigeria will be better, starting from it's citizens.

I've been absent from this thread today because I had to visit my school because of this JAMB regularisation issue. Currently the school is on strike, but the DSA dept is still functioning.

I went to see my NYSC desk officer, I got there by 1154hrs and met the man outside his office locking his door, I went straight to him and greeted him, and politely told him I came looking for him, and before I could finish the statement he told me to go back home and come back tomorrow. I smiled and told him that I'm just here to make an enquiry. I asked him if anything is going on with regards to the regularisation stuff...he sternly ordered me to leave his presence, so I smiled again and left, he also headed out of the building, on getting out it started raining, I headed for my car while he himself ran into a corridor to shelter himself from the rain. I drove close to the corridor, opened the door and waved him in, when he came in and saw who was behind the wheel I could sense his discomfort, I smiled again, and asked him where he was headed, he told me and I drove off, when he settled down, he now politely apologised for his earlier actions and asked me to tell him my story, I told him everything, he gave me the answers I needed, and we exchanged phone numbers. Before the short ride was over we were best of friends.

This guy was employed to help students irrespective of how rich or poor they are, irrespective of how tall or short they are, irrespective of the tribe or religion they belong to, irrespective of how handsome, beautiful or ugly they are, but this guy clearly was out to help the *well to do(s)* of the students, too bad.

If I had no car and wasn't opportuned to give him a lift I wouldn't have merited his attention. I'm not that rich but I'm comfortable, and I know oppression when I see it.

Tomorrow if something goes wrong he will have the guts to ask God *why me?*

This is the picture of our Nigeria.

dats naija for us ooo some lazy people

@Pistiemie i sight ooo come inside and stop pepping cos is an offence

nancy24: Am nancy a UNN graduate waitin for nysc batch C,Ȋ̝̊̅ jus heard dat UNN will nt produce or rather ave batch C in d sense dat Dey ave exceeded d quota aloccatd to dem by nysc for d year,pls hw tru is dis,any unn stdnt in house?pls reply,Ȋ̝̊̅ ope is nt true realy dnt wnt to miss dis batch

my school mobilised for march and also june and they are going to mobilised for november too so what is the quota per year for each school?

Damseluc: Please I got admission through Pre-degree and I have collected my JAMB admission letter from our admission unit. Is this letter the same as regularization of admission by JAMB? Thanks

as long as u wrote jamb then and also have your jamd admission letter u are good to go but confirm from your school if you will need it

Sotenna: But finally some of those little things don open eyes finish, some of them are highly possessed by evil spirits.

Back when I was in school, there was this girl in my lodge who gave me and my roommate quite a scare, what that girl told me, I've not heard it from any girl before. When I ran for my dear life, she transferred her attention to my roommate.

Am telling you those girl ave more understanding than you can imagine, evn dose in JSS and some primary school student are also not left out ooo. Guys ave to be careful

JBright: well.... my discipline is computer science, iam a HND holder

you are welcome ladies please serve our newest homies jst aks and it is yours

Sotenna: Secondary school girls...haba! Dem be small children now, wetin corper dey find with dem.
Na this kind small children wey dey SS3 wey full my side wey person wan go touch?

Na so he dey happen dere oooo some corpers bad oooo

WinnieDPooh: Sweetdreams all see you all tomorrow...may the Almighty God watch over us tonight. One love keep us together Ciao.

Amen, sleep well dear

hopeyemmy: Good. But please, I'm saying this for posterity sake, if this house ever degenerates into what batch B house became (my prayer remains it doesn't); bro, don't contemplate taking matters outside here.

We fams die!

well those we ave here we knw atleast unless we are going to be aving some bad intruders coming to join us. But with unity seems nothing can break us

WinnieDPooh: ^ "Ka" is used in addressing a man/boy and "Ki" woman/girl...


Na yi magana=i said so

ya or ta yi magana=he or she said so

nice one dere

WinnieDPooh: Nace lokacin da ka shiga NL ya dade sosai ya yi kamata ka yi magana yau dan Allah...akwai damua fa in baka yi magana yau ba. Sanu da zuwa

seem magana means "i say" wa ki magana "if say so" hope say i correct shall

shrimati: hmm, what wing do you play?

can play as winger