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Alfa Seltzer: putain!

orego!!

Alfa Seltzer: What did you tell yours?

jamb 1996, type A oral English,question 30....

Alfa Seltzer: Lucifer has been misquoted from the beginning. He wasn’t kicked out of heaven, he left in disgust over the incompetent and grossly negligent management.

go tell your mama!!

quivah: with special treat!!! Lol

see dem!! nd they are happy rejoicing over their down fall !! don't worry Alfa you'll be given an estate in hell nd quivah,a well furnished duplex..

all of you fighting for satan are nothing but a group of retarded beings...

Alfa Seltzer: Furay is a christian.
What a behaviour to emulate. Typical xtian. Please continue showcasing your upbringing so people could see that all I have been saying are true.

you are nothing but a Hypocrite just like your father,you think this will get you cheap points ? clawn!!

quivah: its you who is finished....!!
Is this how Jesus thought you to react to things?!! Enh?!
And if alfa is the satan,then you are the God?!! Mumu

see you ,foooool!!! you're a bloody goat,why didn't you see anything wrong in what Alfa said ?? blind folks!! what did satan teach you ? to call others Hu are not his followers mumu ? of course why won't he Have taught you dat,when he is d father of Hypocrisy!!

Jesus is the way!! Alfa seltzer is blind,his lost d glasses he was managing....so,unfortunate

Alfa Seltzer: I would call someone whose diet consists exclusively of fish, bread and wine a drunkard. He could have turned water to orange juice or lucozade but instead decided to turn it to wine. Drunkeness.

And the behaviour! Imagine talking to a fig tree. Only mad and drunk people talk to trees.

Satan redeemed me from the evils of yahweh and his churches. Satan's got my back and I won't be deceived any more by yahweh and his sheeple.

people like Alfa read upside down,apart from reading upside down they lack d intellectual ability to comprehend simple facts in the bible nd they go about with thr wretched thoughts trying to mislead ignorant souls..."blind man lead blind man,2 of them fall inside pit" .....

Alfa Seltzer: A crucified drunkard has no significance.

Satan's already redeemed me. Sorry.

on whose account did you see that Jesus was a drunkard ? man,don't buttress your point with lame ideas.if satan truely redeemed you,he redeemed you from sin or grace ? dont be deceived,watch your back

Alfa Seltzer: you should be wary of the jealous one that got his human son crucified mercilessly.

there is no way you can understand the significance of Jesus' death when legions of demons have intoxicated your brain...anyways,your day of redemption is nearer

Alfa Seltzer: you should be wary of the jealous one that got his human son crucified mercilessly.

there is no way you can understand d significance of Jesus' death when legions of demons have intoxicated your brain ? anyways ,d truth is d day of your redemption is nearer

Alfa Seltzer: Don't be afraid. Satan will not harm you.

how can he harm me ? when he doesn't want to get destroyed forever ? he knows I'm precious in God's sight

Alfa Seltzer: Satan gives us knowledge and understanding. I know more now than I ever thought possible. This knowledge makes me feel secure, even though there is much more for me to learn. Knowledge itself is infinite.

Knowledge is the key to everything. Understanding life, feeling confident along with a sense of direction is very important for both personal and spiritual evolution. Many yogis, martial artists and others have power, but they do not have the knowledge concerning how to use it. Without the knowledge, it is useless in many areas except for walking on hot coals like fakirs or breaking boards and bricks.

Satan guides us to grow in power and shows us how we can use this power and be the best we can be. Most people do not have any spiritual answers. Life becomes confusing and meaningless. Depression, drug and alcohol abuse, confusion, insecurity and apathy are the condition of many, regardless of material wealth and fame.

Satan is the giver of knowledge. We learn when we are ready. I have found Demons are the best teachers. What they can teach us is way beyond that of what any human knows. Time and patience are needed. We learn as we go along, are ready, and are open. Satan and his Demons are always there with answers to our questions and to help and guide us.

I'm a 100% sure you're satan...bastard!! you're finished!!

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can you plz prescribe some drugs ?

thanks y'all..

Good evening beautiful people...I want to ask a question on behalf of my friend...He bought pre degree form and he didn't upload his o'level at first...Now,he has his papers complete nd wants to upload it...plz,how do we go about it...I heard d form is closing tomorrow,how true is it? thanks in anticipation

I have been suffering from severe acne problem for the past 3years and I have tried a lot of medications but none of these medications has given my face a lasting solution to this pimples...I also have whiteheads nd blackheads .....I'm seriously tired of wasting my money on this medications...I'av used nixoderm,sivoderm,funbat-A, st'eves facial scrub,lime,tomato,vinegar,baking soda, nitrogena facial wash,face cleanser :different types..I have used a lot of things I can't even remember...still my problem has not been solved...plz,anybody with a solution should help..thanks in anticipation

na wa oo....see as everybody dey fight for pseudonomer....pseudonomer na you oo....*drags pseudonomer to a corner* abeg I go like know d babalawo wey do d jazz for you

I dey fear to check oo....

addictiv: [size=14pt]maybe i skipped the part where he asked them to put them on.. pls interprete the bible the way it is, .......did jesus put on earings??....[/size]

okay,wait...I agree Jesus didn't wear ear rings,but nowadays if some boys keep there hair to be like a woman's own,some Christians will say he is irresponsible,abeg for all d Jesus film wey u don dey watch,na for which 1 u see say Jesus barbe "Afarikondo"

god_of_music: Muslims+Christians=NIGERIA

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okwudiri okoro: Lolz,,,I dnt knw weda na only me notice am,bt y e b say na for dis same place were she snap all d pictures,beside da same glass,abi na only for their wey camera fit catch service..hmm

no be only you ooh,maybe na dat place fine pass for thr house

is calculator allowed ? what re d necessary things we need for d exam ?