₦airaland Forum

iphanyiuma:
dude I told you before you're a waste of time, energy and sperm see your english construction sef ...go get a life and stop seeking my attention

Has a Daft like u asked why there is a cable channel called "NatGeo" where animals r closely watched n studied? But a Daft like u still sit n watch such documentary. Such as you r r indeed d future leaders of Nigeria..SMH..Go to school and learn you no gree. You dey nairaland dey critize pple..I guess that's d life you've got...Daft!

For what reason na? I think Jonathan has a lot of questions to give to Nigerians. A lot has gone wrong during his administration that he needs to answer for

iphanyiuma:
SMH...just read what you just posted..dog!!! Your life is a mistake I swear and am learning from it

I see now why pple think u r a DAFT! Oya quote me again as a DAFT u r

iphanyiuma:
3 things your father wasted, time, energy, sperm..

I won't answer you bro...u aren't worth d trouble because pple like u r stumbling blocks to pple lives...everytin dat happens around you is a lesson u must learn from but I fink goats like you don't realise it...nnama!

iphanyiuma:
Sorry my bruh its not your fault jonathan's bad administration has affected you, for you to sit down n study the privacy of a chicken and a cock...chaiii devil punish jona

Your mumu no get part 1 atall...keep on criticising..goat!

I wonder on earth why they have to run from the cocks knowing fully well they would be caught eventually and sexed

It's either fashola is mad or the Op that formed this story is...Has there not been robbery incidents when there has been plentious policemen on ground? Is this how low we have come with politics in this once lovely country? This coming from a man as learned as Fashola is totally embarassing!

Chelsea will be so hard broken tonight and guess who is gonna cause them that heart break.....The HURRICANE! Final Score CHE 0-2 TOT

BeeBeeOoh:
Our police have succeeded in giving our custom service men small witch to chop. Now that they've killed them, they have enough meat for their cooking. Useless set of people, I thought FG banned this kind of a thing sometime ago

R.I.P to the dead..




I won't be surprised if some misguided & deluded fellows coming here to tell u to vote a cattle rearer so, Nigerians won't die again. But, eee don fall for gutter matcha am match am..

What is this one talking sef? Why did they refuse to stop? Where they carrying anything that warranted arrest? These are the questions sensible pple will ask...the customs are there to checkmate the movement of contraband goods or smuggling of dangerous unauthorized weapons accross the border..So sad they lost their lives but they shudnt hv refused to stop or import contraband goods in the 1st place!

tomasky:
Ladies men from imo state are heartless.advice 4 there wives pls when u are not at peace with them know go sleep with ur 2 eyes.

Mumu like u

politricks:
. R.I.P to the woman, she deserved a better Uche.

That is why u lots fail exam...the victim is receiving treatment is an undisclosed hospital...always observe before u comment

felifeli:
Eh! Igbo man. Dis ting no good oh. You for just drive the woman comot go find anoder one na

Why must you bring tribe into this? I have seen several tribes doing same...what the f**k is wrong with ya all and ibo tribe?

GreenWhiteGreen:
Madness ! This bushhhitt only happen between Igbo people.

You are a filthy cringy faggotly Racist!

ireneony:
I de fear igbo men sha

What is this one saying?

No justified reason whatsoever to do such to a fellow human whom you didn't create

Kachisbarbie:
Please can you show me example of 3inch pe***?

Just to get a proper picture and understanding.

check your 12yrs old cousin's pe*** and you have a HD pissure

Ladies always cry wolf when matters shift to them. How many of you ladies would "lovingly" date a guy with a 3 inch size d**k? Its all about choice abeg. My Gf is small-bweasted bt I love her that way. Don't blame anyone about their prefrences cos that is what they like...I hate it when women cry wolf but they are trully guilty of thesame crime. Most guys can stay with a lady with small bweasts but I doubt if most ladies can stay with guys with a 3 inch d**k!

Kachisbarbie:
haha
You said it all.
I don't know wassup with guys and a*s/boobz

Just the way you girls complain @d sizes of small p*n** of guys...would you comfortably date a guy wit a 3inch pe***?

JEITO:
Every football fan knows that no 2-halfs in a football match is played the same way.

Therefore, it is possible his 2nd term would be better that's if Nigerians across all corners are willing to support in every way possible

I wish he was what everyone expected him to be. He really deceived us during his 1st tenure campaign. You told us you once had no shoes..did he think about lots of nigerians who don't have shoes before increasing fuel price to 150? How do you explain taxing unempployed youths ranging to millions of 1000naira during the immigration exercise but yet refused to refund when it didn't work n kept the man(Abba Maru) whom this incident happend under? How come Goodluck Jonathan SUDDENLY forgot where he started life from? How did he forget where he was coming from? He can't point to a single project he has carried out in his 6yrs in offfice, corrupt politicians have thrived under his belt and these same people are the ones calling for his re-election into office. Nigerians are wiser now and we hold the weapon to vote in or vote out...We must change things to see how it goes from there. Let's give Buhari a chance! Sai Buhari!

Godmother:
Broad shoulders on a tall guy does it for me.

I guess ur a short gal...a pretty one for dat matter!

Beesluv:
05 child abuse

a perfect bride for our yerima brothers

Same way Buhari will knock off Jonathan's teeth @d polls come Febuhari....abeg make una keep standby gallons of water to revive GEJ from his unconciousness!

Imagine you were to get married at the age of the last two digits of your mobile number, at what age will you get married? Me will get married at 70 . Oya let's hear yours!

Imagine you are to get married at the age of the last two digits of ur mobile number, at what age will you get married? Me will marry @th age of 70! Oya let's hear yours...

dasrackhor:
Guy stop ranting...d landslide is fucking much..so which 1 is compensation.He is d best n he truely deserve ΐτ̅..Messi 4- CR7 3...

Hope u didn't forget Messi won his in 4 consecuive years ..a feat Ronaldo can't achieve. Goodluck to him anyway.

Xano:
CRISTIANO RONALDO!!!

MESSI IS BETTER..Them jxt compensate dat power tasty Ronaldo dat behaves as if his life depends on dat award. Messi is cool abt it but if na Messi now u go don dey hear noise everywhr..mmmttteewwww

Breeze don blow so fowl yansh must open!

dorlapoh20:
make him enter first before him start making promises

Hope he will act on this and not using it as a campaign stick cos e don tey wey we dey hear all these kain stuffs

romzyxy:
mine is not the girlfriend thing. Actually I was betrayed by my best friend over money issue. The worst of it is that I wud v loose my life if not for God. And he didn't show any remorse. This is a guy I helped and we became best of friendx that pipu thought we are brothers.

Its only women and money is involved you know who true friends are..you have to be wise to really take a stand when these sorts of stuffs happen...so many wolf in sheep's clothing bro. Don't be foolish and still fink he is a friend..No! Forgive him but move on with ur life.Show him who has d bigger heart

Issokay

romzyxy:
how did you forgive them? plx illustrate, it might be needful.

Well as a Christain I did d needful although it was a difficult task for me but I kept both at distance. The painful part was after my supposed best friend confessed to the crime,he did not apologise but said he did it to show me dat women cudnt be trusted...imagine d nonsense! D girl on her part tried to explain some bullshit to me but of wat need was it anyway? She too didn't apologise tho I barely gv her d audience she wanted. And then I told myslf I had to help myslf by forgiving them first and erase dem from my mind which I did....it was nt easy bro but wen I rembr d part of OUR LORD's PRAYER where it says "Forgive us our tresspases....." , then u realise u hv no option but to forgive pple no matter wat..by d way dis one u asking,hv u been a victim?

helica:
u will not understand,retationship is not all about love sometimes u need to add maturity to it to make it work my ex was something else sometimes he act so stupid and at the end of the day he will tell me that it's' because of the love that he has for me I understand that when u love someone u act stupid but sometimes u need to use ur sense so that u will not loss that person u love so much anyway it's a long story can u believe that he but a phone for me just because we have a little fight he came to my house to collect the phone from me like I said before it Is a very long story I was with him for five years

He came to collect back a fone he bought out of his goodwill? **surprised*** depends on his age as @d tym he did dat. Its ok like u said to love wholeheartdly but care must be taken not to be possesive. Its better wen love btw 2pple is balanced but it rarely happens in any relationship. The problem wit him is that he loves wit all his heart(unlike wat guys do thses days) and that makes him hurt wen there is a threat his relationship. Well both ways its somhow good and somehow not too good