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Phones / Re: Breaking: Samsung Galaxy Note 4 Hit By Build Malfunction Like #bendgate by Fweshdude(m): 10:13pm On Sep 29, 2014
тнʀαsн.
Romance / Re: Which State Has The Most Pretty Girls In Nigeria by Fweshdude(m): 9:57am On Sep 29, 2014
kenex4ever:

He was right 4 for apologizing, cool n peaceful words melts d heart.
εxαċт◘γ.
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by Fweshdude(m): 9:51am On Sep 29, 2014
dechandel:
U go wait tire tongue
ωαιт κнε?? σγα gσ вʀιηg тнε ʀεsт ċσмε нεʀε!
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by Fweshdude(m): 9:38am On Sep 29, 2014
Marieolae,missberrypop,dechandel...

ωнεʀε тнε ċнıcκs αт??
Romance / Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by Fweshdude(m): 9:31am On Sep 29, 2014
тнε ƒεмα◘ε εdιтιση ιsη`т ʀεαllγ ηεssεsαʀγ.
Romance / Re: Which State Has The Most Pretty Girls In Nigeria by Fweshdude(m): 7:07pm On Sep 28, 2014
нεʀε`s мıηε.
dεlтα–αbıα–εdσ–αbεuκσυтα.
Romance / Re: Which State Has The Most Pretty Girls In Nigeria by Fweshdude(m): 7:03pm On Sep 28, 2014
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Romance / Re: Why Runz Girls Are "Urgly"(pics) by Fweshdude(m): 6:26pm On Sep 28, 2014
0P, γσu σвνıσυslγ dσηт qαт α ċlυє.
Phones / Re: Funny Pictures About Bendy Iphone 6 by Fweshdude(m): 8:51pm On Sep 26, 2014
ejiro2130:

IPhone 6+ is more bendable than iPhone 6 grin
◘mασ..
Phones / Re: The iPhone 6 Plus "BendGate" Scandal by Fweshdude(m): 1:11am On Sep 25, 2014
cao:

Yup.
Alright.

Having problem trying to sleep?
Celebrities / Re: See Lady Gaga Shows Off Sagging B0()bs In Transparent Gown (must See Photo) by Fweshdude(m): 1:01am On Sep 25, 2014
obibanks: Is this really gaga? she's now ugly. I can remember how she looked on just dance & poker face. She's really washed up
Yaa she's looking kinda fatter.

And her face changed abit, i only recognised her cause of her casual crazy outfit.
Phones / Re: The iPhone 6 Plus "BendGate" Scandal by Fweshdude(m): 12:33am On Sep 25, 2014
cao: When product testing is not introduced in the early stages.
@ your singnature; are you a kindof like G.0.W fan??

I dig the dude like hell.
Jokes Etc / Re: When Chelsea Fans Comes In To Watch Match At Your House This Is What U See(pic) by Fweshdude(m): 12:20am On Sep 23, 2014
alexis007: ...they are human beings...as well as less-privileged anuofias
grin grin

Raypawer: na so, Chelsea fan... okada, danfo, drunken men..
◘ωκm.
Romance / Re: What Is The Best Reaction When U Get Slapped By Ur Girlfriend by Fweshdude(m): 11:49pm On Sep 20, 2014
marinel: It happened to me one tym. I hit my bf hard on d chest for sayin something rude to me, I really dunno if d punch turned him on cos he began to UnCloth me. It really scared shit out off me n I dnt try such again.
Just a hit on his chest and his punch turned to unclothing? Honey, where you dating a boar or what?

I wouldn't do such to you.

Never.
Romance / Re: Are Yoυ Bold Enoυgн? by Fweshdude(m): 11:42pm On Sep 20, 2014
Ormorlehwah: Hmmm...... Risky but U can? Y is it risky?
You sniffed dead rat before?

Some chicks mouth could be as lethal as that in the morning.

Its like a gamble.grin
Romance / Re: Are Yoυ Bold Enoυgн? by Fweshdude(m): 11:57pm On Sep 18, 2014
I†s νεrγ rısκγ †hσugh.

Buh ı †hıηk ı cαη. grin grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Fweshdude(m): 9:04am On Sep 12, 2014
iceberylin: Calling my EX to ask her
Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Fweshdude(m): 9:04am On Sep 12, 2014
iceberylin: Calling my EX to ask her
Lmασ.
Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Fweshdude(m): 8:26am On Sep 12, 2014
chemystery: Thanks bro, you have said more than enough. Let's unveil their tactics ourselves since they don't want to help us. After today, if i see any lady wey complain say ihn give guy greenlight the guy no respond i go slap am seriously! See where dem for come teach us we no see any of them. Even dem sef deh come learn from the ones guys post. The other day a lady created a thread about how difficult it is to woo guys on nairaland. Maybe she has given some guys greenlight but they thought it was redlight. What is the moniker of that lady sef? Let her come here and share her greenlight tactics!
Yσu νεx σ.

Bu† †hε lαdıεs αrε αlrεαdγ bσuηcıηg ıη☺
Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Fweshdude(m): 8:12am On Sep 12, 2014
1miccza:

Bros you're very spot on!!Infact about two babes have used this tactics and me I no waste time pick them up ooo,what I don't understand is why ladies would flash the green abi na traffic light and then when the guy picks the cue they would start behaving like LASTMA officials or defenders in a football team......
Dση† mıηd †hεm brσ.

Nαα †hıεr ησrmα◘ †hıηg. grin
Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Fweshdude(m): 1:48am On Sep 12, 2014
Vixen101: . You are your own problem though. So she is not classy because she wants you? And being in a relationship with you is considered f+ckship? My opinion surely differs
Honey you fail to understand my point.

They act so classy ina way that some times you be like "i dont think this chick gives a f+ck abuh me". [I behave extra cool atimes especially when i'm in a new environ or a flashy looking event/occasion.]

But being a guy as i am I.D.G.A.F.F abuh your class, whether you're rihanna or tonto dikeh,gat the way i do my things.

When they're yours[classy girls] they dont seem to be the girl you once rehearsed often before even getting to just say "hi what'sup".

When you & your niggers be chatting there's this question or things they'll always say, things like ;

[1st bro]: no be that same chick wey won pure spit ontop my head.

[me]: your own na spit, me na pako she won wipe me self.

[2nd bro]: and she's even cheap *hiss.

[3rd bro]: how many times you don pieces am?

[me]: just 3 ja'e. Once ontop her pop's man bed, once on her bed, once on my bed, the next na her momsy bed, na tradition.

[all laugh]

And some claim to be classy cos of peer intimidation while some are [rich pop's,freestyling with mom's car...] BUT they all still gat nothing upstairs so with stuffs like this f+ckship is inevitable! [my law].

But as for the simple chicks i love em, chicks without an attitude that loves laughing. Simple with average intelligence and without being holy, i dated one then for about 3months we had sex just once [that's orlike me buh was still me].

Buh the rich classy chicks are naturally more fun than the others.

Like when you with the simple chicks you just talk about things like"if we've babies they'd have your eyes, i'll marry you twice..." stoopid stuffs like that, when you know u aint thinking of marriage yet or if she mistakenly chop beans for you AH! Things i ne'er pray for.

Then the wannabe chicks claiming class always request for this & that and i hate it.

Then the rich classy chick be like "baby, my cousins are coming on saturday. We going ta see the movie, are you going to come?"

[me]: does your cousins have to come?

[she]: ehen na!

[me]: okay. Whatever, whenever.

Though the simple ladies tend to be the other girl[if there's one with the attitude at the moment] buh i dont joke with them.

Idontknow if you grab buh the classy chicks are always looking classy when they not yours yet. When she's mine i can spank her pointed asss whenever! buh when she isn't, you only dream of spanking it.

Like i believe one day am gonna dig tonto's asss buh right now she's way too classy. Buh when that day comes i think the level's gonna be equal & digging will surely take place. :-)

Sorry for the long post buh you grab now?.

Still my experience and opinion.
Romance / Re: Ladies And Their Greenlight Tactics by Fweshdude(m): 3:33pm On Sep 11, 2014
Its a normal thing that happens sometimes without you acknowledging.

Have dated a handfull of chicks [light,chocolate skinned..curvy,straight],i asked about six of them including the present one when they fell-in-love with me,they all say samething "the first day i saw you" and i'll be like "seriously?", especially the ones you felt where so classy before you got into them.

The first girl i dated i never asked her out, some i did and some from friendship turned f+ckship buh the signs are always there ama list em below.

1. When they add extra sexiness to their movement when ever they spot you to make you feel like "damn she's hot".

2. They act melodramatically when they're with a friend(s) and you spotted coming i.e they tend to over-do somethings, make some kinda unneccessary acts.

3. When they stare at you almost more than normal.

4. They always giggle more than usual when you have a little convo with them even without you been funny.

5. They always want you to walk them down the street at late hours claiming its too lonely.

And some claim to be hard-to-get most times cos of the tales they here about you.

Tales of how you hurt their friends,bang-dump another or how you took advantage of another, how you extract stuffs like cash,favour...

I bet the handsome dudes out there that know how to get a lady quickly like me also experience most of those listed.

P.S every detail or comment i noted above are strictly from my experience and my opinion, yours might differ.

Thanks

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Phones / Re: Apple Unveils The 4.7-inch Iphone 6 With Retina HD Screen by Fweshdude(m): 1:22pm On Sep 11, 2014
texazzpete:

I don't even care how the manufacturer does. You think I give a damn about Apple?

I care when some deadbeat accuses me of 'inferiority complex' when I provide factual information on something as trivial as a phone.
Hανε ƒuη.


candygosh:
I never said all of what you typed up there. Buy if you need to see the picture quality it produces. I leave u to the other owners here. Talk doesn't beat proof.
I case my rest.
Hσηεγ γσu bεrrα dση† gε† ıηνσlνεd ıη †hεır αrgumεη†, cσs †hεrε ησ cσmıηg σu†.

grin grin

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Phones / Re: Apple Unveils The 4.7-inch Iphone 6 With Retina HD Screen by Fweshdude(m): 12:40am On Sep 11, 2014
spotit:

fix ur keys...your font's reason enough to get upset with you...and do u have an 'L'?
Dσηε †hα†.
Phones / Re: Apple Unveils The 4.7-inch Iphone 6 With Retina HD Screen by Fweshdude(m): 12:19am On Sep 11, 2014
texazzpete:

Samsung Galaxy S5.

Available as:
Samsung SM-G900F for Europe
Samsung SM-G900I for Asia
Samsung SM-G900K/G900L/G900S for Korea
Samsung SM-G900M for Vodafone
Samsung SM-G900A for AT&T
Samsung SM-G900T for T-Mobile
Samsung SM-G900W8 for Canada


Europe is a market region for Samsung, you dolt. We're talking marketing territories here. One variant available.

Even one as ignorant as yourself should have been aware of this, especially when my last post talked about territories (Africa & middle east, Europe)

Nice try, trying to slip by on a technicality, but epic fail all the same, half-wit.

I think my forum signature that I put up more than 6 years ago describes you perfectly. At this stage, you are blind in your ignorance because you simply refuse see!
Yσu dση† rεαllγ ηεεd †hσsε †σ mακε γσur quσ†ε cσmplε†ε.

Yσu dση† hανε †σ bε sσ ƒ.cκıηg αrrσgαη† cσs σƒ sσmε pıεcε σƒ αr†, †hε mαηuƒαc†urεrs dση† ενεη cαrε hσω γσu dσıηg.

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Phones / Re: Apple Unveils The 4.7-inch Iphone 6 With Retina HD Screen by Fweshdude(m): 11:39pm On Sep 10, 2014
dmcdad:
As in ehn... That game is just... Awesome! Little wonder the sales number were mind-blowing. Imagine sales of $600 million in the opening day. After 3 days of launch, they have already racked up $1 billion in sales. Imagine how much they would have made in sales since it was released last year till date. And take note, those sales came from just 2 consoles (Xbox 360 & PS3). Imagine what would become of it when they finally get to release it on next gen consoles. Not to mention PC & Mac also.
Nσ ωσηdεr †hε shııı's sσ cσs†.
Phones / Re: Apple Unveils The 4.7-inch Iphone 6 With Retina HD Screen by Fweshdude(m): 8:56pm On Sep 10, 2014
dmcdad:
I have played it on my Xbox 360. But I must admit, the graphics on next generation consoles (Xbox One & PS4) is nothing short of remarkable. Another game that is also worth noting is Watchdogs. But seriously, GTAV is a beauty, even in last gen consoles (Xbox 360 & PS3) how much more next gen. I saw the demo for next gen and I tripped. But it can still be argued that it ultimately boils down to the companies and how much they are ready to bring to the table to work with. GTAV is the best selling game ever, even though its yet to launch in next gen consoles. But them spend money do am sha oooooo. cheesy To make such games no be beans oooooo. Like I learnt, ACTIVISION in their next iteration for COD series (Advance Warfare) they started working with $500 million. Which if course wouldn't cover the total cost.

But on that issue, its worth noting that games on iPhone 6 would demolish its competitors especially because of Metal. And you know of course Apple already owns the crown for game graphics in mobile phones.
ωhεη ı p◘αγεd †hε GTAV ση †hε p◘αγ s†α†ıση3 cσηsσ◘ε ı ωαs ◘ıκε ́ωhα† †hε... Is †hıs α mσνıε?`

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