glitest:

I no get greenlight....I am a prude in that dept.

1one:


Hahaha... Building castles in the sky bro

1one: See it's a simple thing... If a girl shows green light and the guy doesn't still woo her it just means the guy is not into her.. A normal guy can sense green light from Oshodi even if the girl is flashing it in CMS..Guys are not as dumb and clueless as ladies would like to think... If you flash green light and he doesn't take it as a cue then he's not interested in you.. SIMPLE. As someone rightly said A guy would reject as many ladies he's not attracted to just the same way a girl would... No difference. There's this subtle expectation that once a girl woos a guy or does something close to that being that it's against convention; then the guy "MUST" also accept the offer.. BIG LIE ooo.. As hard and as disadvantaged as my face is if a girl I'm not attracted to physically, intellectually and spiritually woos me. .. She's on her own o.. I go just jejely and respectfully decline.

Ishilove: How does Ishilove show greenlight?

If you're on her bb contacts: when you chat her up and she responds, that's a major greenlight. On a normal day Ishilove does not respond to bb messages.

When Ishilove calls you with her credit: Under normal circumstances she NEVER uses her hard earned credit to call men. If she ain't attracted to you, you might even call her and she won't pick.

When you call her and she picks at the first ring. That's a green light. Most times she usually just stares at the phone and bobs her head as it rings.

She sends you text messages, and asks you personal questions.

When you meet her, she is very chatty and laughs at your lame asss jokes. Ishilove is usually reserved and would rather listen than talk, but if she chats and laughs, that's a neon green light flashing.

When you walk together on the street, if she moves close to you so that your bodies touch, that's a greenlight.

When you chat, she makes a point by making it a point to touch your hands, chest or neck, in order to pass a point. It doesn't get more 'greenlighty' than that.

pro01: I'm too old, too carefree, and too colour-blind to sit around and wait for greenlights.

olulove: There is this lady that came to my desk to complain about ATM dispense
me: how may i help you?
lady: your ATM machine just debited #2000
me: kindly pick a form from that trolley. pointed

lady: pls will i get the alert on my fone?

at this juncture i no say na number she want make i collect...as a sharp young bank(bad) guy
i just give her card...see happiness for her eyes and a louder THANK YOU!...unfortunately i left my phone at home that day when i reach hus see miss calls...called her later that day and the rest is YOLO!!!!!!!!

OracleHex:

Finish the tory nah, wetin come happen

emusmith: Ohhhhh, I see... Thank You.

temigracie: ...lol...

Lets forget about those guys....shey you know say nah only you gimme green-lights now....en, this wan wey i dey look for NL husband north south east and west...

You wan use me do small akor abi??..hmm, i understand....

**tickles him**...Oya, now!..say yes now!....abi you wan make i cut eyes for you ni??...

Jimmyo3: GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling
his
eyes)
GIRL: C'mon I mean no
harm
dude. Just spare me a
few
minutes of your time.
BOY: say what you have
to
and leave immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been
watching you pass here
everyday and i feel
attracted to you. BOY:
only that?
GIRL: I think you are
hydrogen cause
whenever I
see you my heart beats
with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww
stop the flattery.
GIRL: I'm damn serious.
Can't you see that am
not
sobber and am
staggering?
That simply proves that
am
drunk in love with you.
BOY: (smiling) go
straight to
The point, can't you see
am
busy? (drawing patterns
on
The ground using his
feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is
like
Al Quaeda terrorists
cause it has just captured
The
territory of my heart.
Please give me a chance
to
invest in your heart
business and you will
see
The profits through my
love for you.
BOY: You girls are just
the
same. You Just want to
use
me then dump me
heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so
inhuman. I want to show
you true love that can
never
even be witnessed in the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think
about
it then I will reply you
later. GIRL: Okay
handsome, take
as much time as you
want.
Whatever your decision
is, I
will respect it but please
say
Yes.
QUESTION: Will there
ever be a beautiful time
like
this? where girls will do
the
'toasting' and we The
boys
do the 'blushing' or is it
just
wishful dreaming?

1miccza:

Bros you're very spot on!!Infact about two babes have used this tactics and me I no waste time pick them up ooo,what I don't understand is why ladies would flash the green abi na traffic light and then when the guy picks the cue they would start behaving like LASTMA officials or defenders in a football team......

urhoboman: our ladies don begin carry traffic light for head?
That awkward moment when strolling with ur homies, a lady walked passed and smile at yall, you summon courage, walk up to her and strike a convo, her reply- "sorry I dint smile at you, I smiled at YOUR friend"

sexzskil: There was once a guy who came to scot with two of the guys in my compound when he came to write post utme. All the whole girls in the compound were into him cos he was so cute. Later, i also fell deeply in love with him, gave him all the greenlight but he was acting too rigid and gentle. Later on, i got obsessed with him, so that i became a dunce. But he was a psycho. One day he got angry, slapped my face, then went farther by slapping my head with my necklace. Maybe he got drunk that day... But later later, i began to thoroughly hate him. These were my top signs that i was so into him then.

1. I compliment him! Ladies never complement a guy to their face, no no, except they just too jovial with a particular guy. Even before we started talking, i compliment his facial structure, hairstyle, dress and all that.

2. I look into his eyes whenever the slightest opportunity shows up. Here is one thing, mature ladies always stare at men's eyes they interested in. The case maybe slightly different with teenage girls.

3. I cook him food specially. Now this was more than a green light. Do you know what it means when a lady, a girl, cook indomie for you, not only that, she cooked mere indomie for 30 minuites to the extent her room mates were complaining, ''Deree,do yu want to cook that indomie to death?'' I know what am saying.

3. I bite my lower lip a lot whenever i see him dressed. I do wish he can home into me right away, u know what i mean!

4. I call him. I am an arrogant girl, i never flash guys.

5. I laugh so deeply, showing my widest grin when he tries an attempt at humour, regardless how unhillarious the attempt is, and if really the comment was hillarious, i laugh my a.s.s off so that i cry.

6. I always disturb him to buy me something whenever he goes out.

7. My friends usually tell him i'm single and searching. I occassionally give a passive objection. (I was actually dreaming of marrying that dude. He became my personal celebrity; my fantasy!)

But the guy fell off big time at the end. He was obviously deeply into me too, but he was too egoistical and ''gentle''. At the end, he faced the biggest embarrassment of the year. I felt nothing for him ever agaiN.

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chemystery: Thanks bro, you have said more than enough. Let's unveil their tactics ourselves since they don't want to help us. After today, if i see any lady wey complain say ihn give guy greenlight the guy no respond i go slap am seriously! See where dem for come teach us we no see any of them. Even dem sef deh come learn from the ones guys post. The other day a lady created a thread about how difficult it is to woo guys on nairaland. Maybe she has given some guys greenlight but they thought it was redlight. What is the moniker of that lady sef? Let her come here and share her greenlight tactics!

iceberylin: Calling my EX to ask her

iceberylin: Calling my EX to ask her

pro01: If I want her badly enough, I always give myself the 'greenlight' and go for the kill immediately. I'm too old, too carefree, and too colour-blind to sit around and wait for greenlights.

OohMpa: Ooh Mpa doesn't wait for a girl to show him greenlight cos they're different from the next chick. Ooh Mpa just walks up to you if you flash an eye in his direction twice. Every other thing that follows na ooh Mpa's own greenlight


There's one which they do that make ooh Mpa's boneless bony: biting their lower lips. Ooh Mpa will so feck you

1one:


As I was reading your cab story, I was just saying to myself this is so Probitas Doctrinas.. Hehehe... Only for me to scroll down further to see the bolded.. Since she decided to sit down with you in front considering how tangibly uncomfortable that front seat used to be, then yes it was a green light of some kind.. She obviously wanted you to strike up a conversation.. Something similar happened to me too but we were both in the back seat.. Through out the drive from Tipper to School Park she was just stealing sneaky glances at me.. Me gan was using my side eye to steal glances too.. Neither of us said anything.. When we now got to the park she kinda summoned courage I guess to talk.. and guess what she said "What is the time".. Lol.. In my mind I was like yeah right... Something wey don dey worry you since... Since it was time she asked for, I just told her and got down from the cab.. In retrospect though I wished I'd said something but I guess I was late for a lecture or something.

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1one:


As I was reading your cab story, I was just saying to myself this is so Probitas Doctrinas.. Hehehe... Only for me to scroll down further to see the bolded.. Since she decided to sit down with you in front considering how tangibly uncomfortable that front seat used to be, then yes it was a green light of some kind.. She obviously wanted you to strike up a conversation.. Something similar happened to me too but we were both in the back seat.. Through out the drive from Tipper to School Park she was just stealing sneaky glances at me.. Me gan was using my side eye to steal glances too.. Neither of us said anything.. When we now got to the park she kinda summoned courage I guess to talk.. and guess what she said "What is the time".. Lol.. In my mind I was like yeah right... Something wey don dey worry you since... Since it was time she asked for, I just told her and got down from the cab.. In retrospect though I wished I'd said something but I guess I was late for a lecture or something.

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snowprince07: ***ok when is ur burial

UjSizzle:
Ok. Let's define what the green light is not.
It's not I like you, come toast me now.
it's not I want to have sex with you right now.
it's not come put a ring on my finger right now.

It's you probably haven't noticed me, but I have you. I like what I see, you can come and get to know me too let's see if we can work out a relationship here.

Because it is very much unconventional for girls to go about propositioning guys, we are left with giving you signals to do the needful; and by that I mean going through the usual process you would had you been the one who had set eyes on me first.

It is not an invitation to jump the process.

That said, any nigger who tries toasting a girl he just met simply because she flashed her lights is probably just hoping to score some.

UjSizzle: I'm a lot more interested in what men consider to be the green light.

Mynd44:
Now what happens when she doe the same to more than one guy? Like the poor fellow who you said "Fvcked up" she has showed the same thing to almost every guy around her. And just cos he then sees it as her normal habit, you implied he is slow.

my point is that if he had decided to read,it in another way and gone to pursue her fir something more, he stands the chance if being labelled as someone who cant be friends and just friends just cos she "smiled at him"

OohMpa: Ooh Mpa doesn't wait for a girl to show him greenlight cos they're different from the next chick. Ooh Mpa just walks up to you if you flash an eye in his direction twice. Every other thing that follows na ooh Mpa's own greenlight
There's one which they do that make ooh Mpa's boneless bony: biting their lower lips. Ooh Mpa will so feck you

MissMeiya:

Oooh, flattery! You know what to do to make a woman talk

I'll tell you what I did with my current boyfriend. He was rooming with my cousin at the time. Every time I went out with the cousin, I asked him to join us. When we were out, I sat next to him, and asked him questions, scolded him for smoking (he was not the only one smoking, but I only told him to stop), and was shy when he asked me to dance. About the last part, I was never shy with anyone else. I'm pretty outgoing and adventurous. But he made me look away and feel like a little girl. Finally, the day I left, I told my cousin to tell him I was sad that I didn't get to see him the night before. It was his friend that rolled his eyes and told him to text me... so clearly my light wasn't as bright as it could've been lol. In my defense, those things were totally subconscious. We don't always go directly for guys we like instinctively, especially when there isn't a lot of time.

When I'm more confident, this is what I do:
(Conscious)
- long eye contact
- a smile, just for you
- unnecessary physical closeness
- lingering hugs
(Subconscious)
- pointless texts
- somehow ending up wherever you are
- lots of hair fixing and glancing to see if you're looking