₦airaland Forum

buoye1:
He was imposed on them by "chisos of otuoke nd his wife"Hon. Peterside Dakuku ll defeat him galantly come 2015....

its obvious u knw little about rivers state

tonytony208:
anyone who reads your comment will wonder if ur head is working well.

I was already wondering...

aikluck007:
Damn! That's just tragic... Probabaly an inexperienced mum or just anoda drunk warri woman.. The way those people consume ogogoro ehn! RIP little baby

two reasons you are most likely a Dumb Donkey....
1. Not everywhere in delta state is Warri...Ughelli isnt Warri
2. You cant assume that every body in ughelli drinks...thatz an irrational generalization.
PS: What happened was just unfortunate and the thought of it is traumatic enough for any sane human.

Naijasinglegirl:
The proceeds from poultry business seems high during festive period . That was exactly what my parents thought when they ventured into poultry farming in May. Our vision for the business was to be the No1 supplier of christmas chickens in our street come December 2014.
We invited a professional poultry farmer over who lectured us intensively on how to manage one successfully including the type of feed at different growth stage, housing conditions, light, medicine etc
Prior to that, we had eight local chickens and one large agric broiler we rear for domestic purposes like crowing, playing ( I have this weird habit of talking to animals) or slaughtering when an unexpected august visitor shows up.
Done with the setup, we kick-started the business with 170 one day old chicks and 12 sacks of feed.
Everything seemed rosy. l was positive the business would boom beyond leaps that I wouldn't have to look for a job anymore.
Three days after, 7 of the chicks died. We assumed it was the collateral damage of transporting fragile 1-day old birds.

Three months later, our losses hit a total of 32 birds. We also noticed they were growing at a very slow pace.
Four months and a little over 110 chicks left, our business hit the breakeven mark. Their size from a distance seemed large but on a closer examination, they weighed light. Technically, they were only adding weight in their feathers so we topped their diet with supplements.
We noticed a improvement in their weight but the mortality rate was still rising progressively.

Most of them died at the slightest provocation. To put it mildly, the birds were getting too emotional for my liking. I couldn't even speak to chickens like I usually do for fear that I might make an offensive joke and they will just withdraw somewhere to commit suicide. Notwithstanding, dying was still their principal hobby.
I would go in to top their feed and before I get done, there would be one casualty. Improper man handling of the birds while changing sawdust and another dead bird would surface. You give them water to drink and one will choke on the water and die.
Every morning, we had to check the poultry house with a shovel in hand cos there was always a damned bird to bury.
Meanwhile, the domestic fowls who ate from the contents of our waste bin, suffered kicks from my siblings and slept on trees were thriving better with zero mortality.

The height of it all was the day the large agric broiler which was the alpha cock died.
It took ill four days before and refused to respond to treatment. We were all having a family time at the backyard when my dad told my kid brother to bring it out so he could inspect it. I will never forget that day!
I was sitting by one corner, sipping lucozade boost with crackers.
Suddenly, the alpha cock started vibrating and making weird sounds. "Its dying. Its dying." My dad screamed. "Naijasinglegirl, bring me that your lucozade boost now!"
Gobsmacked, I rushed over to meet him and he snatched the energy drink from my hand, used his hands to forcefully open its beak and emptied it into the chicken's mouth, drenching it in the process.
The chicken died a few minutes after.
Knowing my parents are hypertensive, the look on my mum's face broke my heart.
We were done with the business.
We released all 81 of them so they could roam freely and survive the way local chickens did.
The whole compound became a mess with chicken poop everywhere. *Sigh*

Surprisingly, the death ratio dropped drastically. However, we had a new challenge which was thieves. Our fence is pretty low and we couldn't tell if it were a dog or a human being that took 7 of the chickens in two nights.
The following day, my mum had to go from restaurant to restaurant looking for who to auction the chickens to.
The restaurant that agreed to buy from us insisted we dress the chickens or they were going to patronise their regular supplier.
Suffice to say, that's how I ended up as a chicken butcher.
I was allotted 15 of the chickens to behead. (My siblings took care of the rest.) A chicken genocide took place in my compound that day. I was so disgusted with all that chicken blood. If I had my way, I would have preferred to strangle them for the shit they put us through.
We eventually sold everything at a loss except for 3 which are going to kill tomorrow in honour of the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

hilarious story ....bt hope those remaining three wont die in anger when they fynd out ur christmas plan??lolz

agaugust:
.....because air show is NOT combat
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bros I beg I need to chop wetin u dey chop ....u too tight...hehehe

agaugust:
I hereby recommend that European engine manufacturers should specially develop Coal fired engines for South African air force aircraft.

Oya ! South African coal miners, carry it, scoop it, shovel it....South African pilot, fire the jet engine, faka fiki....fiki faka !
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@faka fiki.....hahahahaahahahaha......lolz

VENTY0:
Calabar wif my fractured ankle

sowi... How come u fractured ur ankle??

AugustineAgain:
Use black jerry can, also tie pure water nylon for the mouth under the cap make the thing no leak because jpurnery far o, we are shipping these donations/foreign aid all the way to South tail of Africa o !
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hahaha

Nice

:PWell!! Big Bold and Beautiful

nice one

VENTY0:
Dis is miiiiiiiiiiii

You are beautiful

rka1:
Come on bloggers, Oga Aaugust has set the ball rolling, lets dig deep and show our generous spirit

#Gripens4Mexico

In the spirit of brotherly generousity I pledge to donate the 10litres of avaition fuel i promised...i cn make it 20litres with special arrangie...

brownlord2:
Seems APC is coming with her own army and police, sometime confuse how your general intend to fight kworupshion with cowards and corrupt security men

as well as stabilize the oil market....heheheh

deemdeem:

An inconsequential opinion. The wind of change is gradually but surely blowing and Jonathan will be the main casuality.

my guy you are a learner...your old cargo will cry again... Even tinubu will sell u out...heheheh...learner u are!

deemdeem:

Who else but the General himself and not the pusssy currently in aso rock .

who?...the old cargo plane? hahahah he will cry again as usual..u shld change ur logo from broom to Handkerchief..lots of tears soaked hankies...bhehehehe...bunch of losers

[quote author=deemdeem post=29020353][/quote]dude u are beneath me and so is ur touting..ur mental case is ur problem nt mine... Manage ur Dead on arrival candidate..hahahahah.... Still no accomplishments by the way ...Day 2

deemdeem:
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Goon, i enjoyed ur spinning capability, u will probably do a better job than the Bastard Okupe.
What u wrote isn't rocket science neither is it complicated like u are trying to portray it. U can only deceive ur gullible kind.
Fool, indeed u struck the nerve, which resulted in ur confusion as portrayed un ur post.

Kai!! Fish brain...u failed basic english. '..u struck the nerve' what nerve did i strike again..ode!.. I dont knw what ur problem is with nerves when ur actual problem is in ur brain.U are just as stupid one of boko..hari's 150 cows..hahaha...still no accomplishments by the way!! ...ur candidate is a failure on arrival...a still birth more like..heheheh if e hurt u well well go ride ur mono rail...accomplishment ko refurbishment ni... Cant wait to see Wike mercilessly beat this ur nonentity of a candidate at the polls...hahahahaha

deemdeem:

Goon, go back to ur words ursef. Surely I struck it. If humans can't then am super human then.
Because i struck it real good, u became confused. This necessitated u to start contradicting ursef in the same post.

This kind of distortion to natural harmony is the reason birth control pills are cheap... Bt here I am trying explain to a blockhead who probably has a bigger dummy for a girlfriend, the difference between 'I'm not saying u didnt hit...' (which denotes misunderstanding an arguement) and 'I didnt say 'u didnt hit'...' (which denotes a non-existent arguement in the first place) why is it non existent: because u dont have the capacity. ...there are just some levels of stupidity I cant relate to... So lets hear u say 'goon' again if u've learnt something

[quote author=deemdeem post=29014857][/quote]'goon...goon' must be a new word for u... Having a congregation of daft heads doesnt make u wise... ''U didnt hit nada cos You dnt even have the capacity as a human to do so...even if u wanted to'' pls read this part slowly... And then take ur meds..olodo of basic english!! Hahahahah

deemdeem:

When someone is bereft of what to say, contradictions set in as evidenced above. Even if it's the biggest nerve am cool with it.
Again, why ashamed to answer a basic question that will shed light to ur darkness. U expect me to answer ur question when u Av refused to answer mine. So u think just like mugu surrounds u at ur abode likewise it should be online eh? Goon, am not bound to answer an hypocrite.

smh..maybe ur mental disorder wont let u understand basic english. Do u even understand wht a contradiction is? ..back to my simple question..what are the accomplishments u were quick to blab about Dnt answer my question with a question and expect an answer I asked u first so If u cant back it up..simply troll along..dont disturb others with ur mental case....
PS: #YouDontHaveTheCapacity-even if ur life depended on it...Please read it slowly for easy comprehension..hehehehe Olodo Grade9

agaugust:
Thanks for finally admitting that NAF has combat experience while SAAF has ZERO war experience !
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hehehe..nice one. BISHOP takes Rook-..ie

PhockPhockMan:
Go and sleep, how do you expect Ogoni people to vote APC that used and dumped them to PDP that has shown them compassion.
Mind you, I live in Rivers State, I know what I'm talking.

dont mind these keyboard analysts...

deemdeem:

Chai, i obviously hit a nerve. U lots are so easy to toy with.
Again, accomplishment "berekete" for all to see but if u want me to voice it, answer the question posed. It will shed light to ur darkness if answered truthfully.

hehe first of all u dnt have the capacity to hit my tiniest nerve...i didnt say u didnt hit i said u dont have the capacity as a human being to hit my tiniest nerve even if ur life depended on it...bt then again...No Accomplishments....just...well just Nothing...hehehe so pls abeg ejor biko dnt self service ur ego...lolz

deemdeem:

It's a known fact here in politics section that anything killer is pdp. U be jjc? All lovers of Jonathan are killer folks who love the killer party. It's no insult. humbly accept ur killer status.
I Av proof only after u answer an honest question posed.

#IrredeemableMentalityIssues:Irrational generalizationErrors Detected:.. So no accomplishments!!! Good!! next person...

deemdeem:

Ur are insecure. That is ur primary problem. That post u qouted had no curse or fight instead a rhetorical question to shed light to ur darkness.
Again, why do ur killer folks claim till date that Amaechis first term is better than second term.

u are unstable....what warranted the statement of 'killer folks' ? You cant engage in a debate without stereotyping or insults? Or u just dnt have proof of his so called 'accomplishments'?

deemdeem:

Why do ur killer folks insist that Amaechis first term is superior to his second term.

I knw say una logo for ApC na to fight and Curse lyk agbero...bt I asked a simple question...wetin he accomplish

deemdeem:

A novice that has refused to learn. Only such will claim they never know about what Dakuku acheive as Commissioner of works as against wike who wanted to sack entire Nigerian lecturers.

my friend...wetin he accomplish for works...abi nor be for this rivers state?

Niggg has 3 sugar mummies and I dey fynd only 1 Aaah

sademola:
His influence in the party seem to be immense can't be ignored.

his financial 'influence' to the campaign...if I needed his money for my campaign I wld nt only put him as my DG for campaigns I'll make him my personal driver too...ooops he already is...hehee..nice move APC

PhockPhockMan:
Which antecedents, do you know him before now?

i beg help me ask am

rozayx5:
APC lies getting busted left right and center

Last time datolee murdered them in his buhari thread

hahahahaha...yea..that was one of many glorious days afterwards...lyk today

princesscosmeti:
Apc needs a northerner to capture the north. Don't 4get they av the largest share of votes. Mallams will follow their brother like cows.

this i believe is their biggest undoing