₦airaland Forum

mapist:
Choi,I neva knew Ijebu pple cud write so well..I tot dey were only specialised in making garri..

Don't start with me.
I no get your time sef. Over busy dey worry me.

stainlessnature:
Kindly help your brother as regards the modalities and questions during the second level interview. I have got one next week

My brother? Which one? Lol!
I would have advised that you go through the thread from page 1. This is because, what A went through will be different from that of B. And you will gather all 'manner'.
Since you asked for mine; well...
Find out all you can about GTbank, about the trend in the banking sector, the economy of Nigeria, past and present banking policy etc. And try maintain eye contact. My interviewer said ' We do not need shy people in the bank'. He thought I was avoiding eye contact but I was actually admiring his office.
You sha know the general 'Can we meet you?'
And make sure you pray. Remember, the heart of kings and princes are in his hands.
I wish you the best.

tohceen:
Hey guys I did my Medicals in December.are the TS invites in batches or I should lose hope on resuming on the 16th

Na grandpa n grandma dem send invite o!
July and August peeps.
Eyin december, e lo sempe!

prettyface06:
Na so Mapist and Fynijebuchick chick dey form shawarma. Asked them sup and Mapist was asking me if he was lost. Mtcheeeeeeew , abeg Lawatog free them jare, Maybe they are not grateful to God for the invite.#sadface+pickingmynose#

Form shawarma? Which kind yeye insult be that?
Upon the congrats wey I tell una.
Niwez, I got Keystone invite....lol
So congrats to us all.....

Lawatog:
were you not invited for TS sister?

Ask mapist

16th of February?
So this guy no go give me val gift abi?
GT una do well o.

Congrats to all who got the invite.
Wishing you success in the TS.
Make una do jeje ooo
Remember Mapist is your class rep. Lol

If you know you owe me *sideeyes*, start gathering the money o.

;DCongrats once more.

moneybag4411:
my people, una dooooh ooo.....been a while;

just wanted to stop by and say hello.... do enjoy the rest of the day.

BTW, wey dat fynijebuchic?

Why calleth thou me?
I am fine. I have been busy and a bit under the weather but I am good.
How art thou?

Wey efrybody?
Anyways I have good news

















I finally felt harmattan this morning!
Merry Christmas y'all.
I wish you. Love-filled christmas!

mapist:
Den do d needful..

Lol!
You are on a long thing......*in Dbanj's voice*

mapist:
Chai,see yawa,to ba fe kin ja e si,iwo no,gba pin mi ni profile mi.

Lol!
I like you already!

[quote author=mapist post=28667748]Yh,ur correct..e no possible..anyways,UP GTbank [/quote

This one wey u dey shine teeth like burnt goat so! Wetin dey happen o! Jo ja mi si o!

prettyface06:
Join me in Thanking God for this day. Just added an extra year today. Party is up for any who is interested.

Happy Belated Birthday sweetie! May God bless this new year of yours. Don't worry,your birthday gift is on the way!
Hope you had fun?

XtraSmooth404:
buy you lunch every time for free? for wetin na? what will be my return on investment?

I'll give you my sister to marry.
Lol!

On a more serious note *clears throat*
Who don see the suppose invite. Because the last time such was speculated, the info turned out to be false.

moneybag4411:
boss, i dey your back jare.....Im pretty sure the babe dey ko e je like shawarma....nothing do you.

Shawarma ke?
The babe no dey eat shawarma oo!
I dey rush you like 'ojojo'. Lol

XtraSmooth404:
Finest chic toh badt
I hope we end up in the same branch

So you go dey buy me lunch!
Kikikikiki

Despite the news, I am in a good mood!
Make I go find one better food swallow jare

XtraSmooth404:
Shoot me.

Pinchow!
Pinchow!
Gegegeegegegegge!
Pow! Pow! Pow!

I have done the shooting!

XtraSmooth404:
Your explanation is not necessary.

xtrasmooth! xtrasmooth!
padi mi toh smooth!!!

Olutola88:
What mail?

Hey!
I want to tender an apology to you for (I don't know how to put in words).
It was a case of mistaken identity.
You sef maintain one lane. I have been looking for one olutola and you just showed up. So so sorry.
Incase you help me see the other olutola, dnt. Know if you pple are related, tell him I am looking for him.
Thanks for your cooperation!
Oya chop kiss! Lol

XtraSmooth404:
Na wa to u oh, why not reply the mail and tell him privately you won't give out your pin, than this public announcement? Just so you know, you could've just ignored the guy/gal asking of how to apply or sth.

Xtrasmooth! Y now?
What did I do or what have I done?
Did he complain? I have issue with my mail. Even to send cv is a problem and that is why I didn't reply him privately.
Abt the guy/gal asking, how will I help him/her if I ignore? If everyone keeps ignoring, this thread go don die!
I am sorry if my replies to you or others offend you. I am so sorry. But you don't need to be uptight about everything.
Every thing can't be extra smooth, rough patches are allowed.
Hope my apology is accepted?

Olutola88:
What mail?

The mail sent to my email address abi no be mail dem dey call am?

Olutola88:
lmao! You are mean. You want the individual to go through 133 pages? U for don use that space and time wey u take type “go through the thread” to tell am how to apply na.

Mean ke?
I am not mean o.
I am FynIjebuChic,
Why shouldn't he go through the thread? If I tell him how to apply, he will still ask about the test and etc.
Let him kill all his birds with one stone by going through the thread.
Btw, I saw your mail but I dnt give out my bb pin. Sorry!

brainbox100:
Hi guys, please how do I get a test invite at gtbank.? What do u advise I do

Go through the thread!

XtraSmooth404:
Yep, I know. I'll keep asking these questions 'cos it's way better than seeing a bunch of kids arguing about government and banking jobs on a faceless forum.

Bunch of kids?
I didn't see any arguement about govt and banking job. Maybe you should re-read the thread slowly.
Anyways back to your question:
If you don't meet your target. You sef no go wan te now. You must meet your target. I am not sure the target thing is the way they paint it. Anyways, maybe they won't confirm you and if they don't confirm you that mean you are liable to sacking when there is need for it!

XtraSmooth404:
Plus 'kola' too, lol. The 200k+ applies to those in Marketing too? What happens if I don't meet my target in Marketing?

Yes it does.
I don't know o
You don dey turn Omonibo2000 o

mapist:
Lol..choi..u stl wan collect dis ma WEAK 50K..lol..and also,u shud av ignored dat guy,madam..e rly pain me say u reply am.like say d job gaan sef,dem do open exam..like say no b man know man b govt jobs..even at LIRS ere in Lag wey HARD DIE to enter.na written note ma paddy wt 3rd class use enter govt parastatal wey require 2.1 fm d public and sm1 is ere bluffing abt orgs dat don't av d smallest iota of transparency.tchew.

Let me indulge the 'onise ibile' so he can feel an iota of importance and not do something drastic to himself. You sef sabi LIRS parol. And only few pple actually work there. The rest na to watch film and collect bribe dem sabi! Pscheeew! The only pple I am sure work for the money they earn in government parastatals are TEACHERS!

XtraSmooth404:
TS is 50k/month? For real? Heard Diamond is 85k @ TS

Yeah! GT ts is 50k. After that you'll start earning your 200 and something and all the bonuses and 13th month and gbogbo free medicals.

moneybag4411:
Imagine....naija ladies, I hail thee...so u ready to obtain his own 50k add join urs? chooiiiii....Gtb guys, we need to open a thread with topic: TEN TYPES OF LADIES YOU WILL MEET IN GTB TRAINING SCHOOL

lolz

Lol!
I don chop insult on top the 50k o! Mapist! You must give me the money because your brother 'halloffame' just insulted my family because of money wey no reach my grandpa allawee!
I am ready to obtain the 50k o! Infact! Lemme start campaigning #IMustObtainMapist50k

[quote author=HALLofFAME post=28569300]. Read dis u fucking asshole bitch ,for ur info ,I am still in d recruitment ,awaiting TS and did medicals few month back,but I won't resume TS if called because am better off wit my FG job...And because u made a 3rd class in school and u were allowed 2 write d GTB aptitude test on compassionate ground because


Chai!
In your myopic mind you have just insulted me. I would have allowed this 'crazy rant' of yours to pass without a comment if not that you just insulted my family.
Let me give you a brief history of the 'poverty stricken' family you just insulted: My MATERNAL Grandmother retired as a ** in NAMA, my grandfather retired as a ** FAAN. My mum is a level 16 Officer so please kindly help me trace the poverty.
Unlike you who have been trained to buy your way to wherever you find yourself, I was trained to work my way to the top.
I am not a first class graduate, I am a proud 2:2 graduate of GREAT IFE. I can beat my chest and defend my grades anywhere, anytime. My question is Can You?
I can see you refused to be taught morals and I will teach you some, 'iwo omo to ko, ti ko gba eko'
Who are you by the way and by the bush to insult my family?
On top wetin.
You graduated with a 4.bla bla. Which glorified secondary school did you buy your result from?
So I bought my way through GT? Lol. Same way I bought my way through Keystone, Union Bank and UAC? Is that how you bought your way through your so called FG job?
Nigeria might be corrupt but some of us still have our dignity intact.
Watch it bro! I am not the person you'll like to throw banters with. I am not the 'causer' of your bitterness. And my pen is way mightier than yours.
Btw, I know I am naughty, so you saying it means nothing.
I am not a bitch. I am a lady with beauty, brain and the morals that you lack.
Take it easy bro. I wish for your sake that I had 'compassionate ground' in GT so I can beg them to take you back but unfortunately I don't.
In the meantime...... Take a bottle of fanta on me, my poverty stricken family can buy your rich stricken self the quantity you need to be happy.

mapist:
U av more dan done justice to dat comment..abeg,my 1st month's salary at TS shud go to u..@EngrDozzymary na u stl dey even gee am mouth by wanting to know d parastatal..all u need do is,when he comments,just read and ignore..DATS ALL HE NEEDS..

Really? Oya lemme send my acct number in advance!
I am 50k richer in advance

[quote author=moneybag4411 post=28550832]stainlessnature...is you are seeing this, pls contact me asap...07060808099...still on d gtb matter.

Only stainlessnature?
Na wa o
There is Chineke oooo

HALLofFAME:
Hmmm any UNREPENTANT HE- GOAT INFECTED WITH THE SPIRIT OF JEALOUSY AND BITTERNESS IN THIS THREAD...OH GOD OF CHOSEN BURN DEM BY FIRE......>

And you think God will answer this 'wicked' prayer of yours? It is obvious you are not a christian(very obvious), and it is clear that you are a 'wicked' person.
I have seen your comments in time past but chose not to comment on it but this morning, I'll give you the 5 minutes attention you crave.
What is your concern if some pple decide to die 'untop GT matter'?
I doubt if you actually left the recruitment process. Confess Bro, the truth won't hurt. You were dropped and that is why you are this bitter. *take some buttermints, it will reduce the bitterness in you*
I also doubt if you are an intelligent person. For you to think we all placed our eggs in GT basket shows that you are very myopic in thinking.
Bros, enjoy your FG work and eat the National cake very well. I'll leave you with this prayer.

O God of creation , arise and look into Nigeria's case, any. FG worker involve in eating the cake meant for the masses, Let them begin to purge.

Merry Christmas y'all!
Wishing you the best this season.






Guaranty Trust Bank! Please share TS invite this week. Let it be our christmas gift from you to us!!