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You never pay your debts, you dey talk about marriage because you feel you're getting older? Pathetic!

Na police Dem go come take pick you up on your wedding day

EleventhWeirdo:
But you are venting your 1p0bian frustrations on nairaland, a forum created by a Yoruba man. You probably live in Yoruba land and browse with a Globacom line, another yoruba product. You will choke on that hate

That you stay in oshogbo doesn't mean everyone else stays in oshogbo.

Dude there are other places in Nigeria aside oshogbo

Complete trash 🗑️

I'll rather rewatch Moana, Frozen, Zootopia, coco, Luca and The croods than to watch this rubbish

pappilo:
Dont loan her any money even if she tells you she is about to lose her land in Entebbe.

If you loan her money and try to get it back through the courts she will make a malicious report to the police that you raped her.

No matter how sweet she acts, she expects you to be responsible for her upkeep and the upkeep of her 2 bastard children.

She is a boring Bleep. Pussy stank and dry as hell. You'd be better off wanking.

Final advice: Dont be stupid like me... Run for the hills. There can be no good you can get from a slay babymama from the ghetto of Kampala who had her first child at 16 and posts semi nude pics on Snap.

I'm glad you knew you were stupid back then.

We have told you all here to avoid single mothers like plague but your types won't hear.

It's a good thing you learnt the hard way

A305:
Congratulations in reverse because you the next in line.

She is only agreeing to date you because she can manipulate you to her own benefits (mostly financial) — the moment you begin to resist her manipulative antics or she senses you smarter than her and can predict her next move. she will quit the relationship and play the victim to the next man in line to date her.

My advice to you is; Get enough sloppy bl wjob from her and come in her mouth because that's her specialty.


Below are ways to her hack her thought process:

*The easiest way to get her to be submissive is by lowering her self-esteem and the easiest way to do that is to be non-reactive to her vent/rant. Doing that always makes her shed crocodile tears.

*She has a habit of sleeping in any moving vehicle even in public transport. The best way to handle this is to tell her, she is an embarrassment. She will get mad and never try it when going out with you the next time.

*If your favorite is fried rice. Never let her prepare it. She will mess it up.

*Never reveal your secrets to her. She doesn't know how to keep secrets. Once you get her talking, all your secrets will be out.

*Never reveal how much you have to her. She is fond of comparing what her friends get from their boyfriend with what you can afford to give her.

*She is the black sheep of her family. One red flag I ignored. Don't ignore it.

*If she is visiting you for the first time. Tell her no sex, then sex will happen, provided you prepared a good meal and you have a comfortable house. She will initiate sex. But if you pre-inform her you want sex before she comes to your place, she will put up a wall of defense to appear decent but deep down, she is an emotional wreck with mentally loosed screws. Switch the topic to money and how you will spoil her, she will spread her legs.

*She can easily be deceived and it's not too hard to deceive her. Just include small amount of money to the bait, tell her she is beautiful and tell she has a soft skin. She will mostly fall for your deception. Very easy.

*If you want her solely for sex. Never let her move in with you, she is very quick to mark territory. The best hack for that and ladies like her; create a distance and do not be easily accessible to them except only evenings and when you want them come over.

*Lastly, To see the beast in her during sex, never fuc k her on the bed but rather on the floor. If possible on your center rug if you have one. Couch will do as well. Girls like hear view sex on the bed as love making and sex on the floor and couch as raw fu cking.

You should create a thread on this bro.

So accurate.

This is exactly how to handle and outsmart girls

Dear men,

The earlier you know that you're not the only one your gf is dating, neither are you the only one banging her, the better for you.

Know the above and know peace

Bobbynobobby:
On the contrary, dogs are more loyal than the average human partner. If they notice you are not eating too, they are willing to follow suit without complaining to the very end. You can't, however, make a case for uninvited guests around this times

Not for my neighbours dog. My neighbours dog almost ate of the boys when he tried dragging it from it chains.

When animals are hungry, avoid them

People who owned dogs, how do you feed it? Considering how expensive foodstuffs and everything is in the market right now?

Dogs these days are ready to eat human being for food due to hunger and starvation

helinues:
Are some of you guys not even interested in questioning your state governors which should be the primary target

Don't you reason?

Are State governors responsible for opening boarders to allow food flow into the country to ease hardship and food inflation?

lexy2014:
you seem not to be able to express yourself without spilling your emotions.

what pleasure do you derive from an olosho wearing short tight gowns and leggings?

earlier you said

in your understanding, everything women do to please men is all about wearing short skirts and putting on eyelashes?

You talk too much.

Men are known for few words. you'll be ignored on NL henceforth

lexy2014:
Women don't wear eye lashes and short skirt to please. They do it to please themselves

Oloshos you see on short tight gowns and leggings standing on the road or in front of an hotel or probably walking on the road, do they do that to please themselves or attract men and customers to themselves?

At times, some of you comment like people with demented wet brains

madridguy:
If na to increase price of commodities through silly taxes na immediate effect.

You supported tinubu and all his policies. What later happened?

No let your brothers seunmsg and helinus catch you

BigDawsNet:
Who said Yoruba and the Fulanis will merge?

If Biafra becomes a country today, so Yoruba nations follows immediately

Story for the gods

Dude Yorubas cannot leave. they're afraid and lack the balls to leave in order not to disappoint their Fulani masters.

Yorubas and Fulanis are one - Tinubu

Typing:
When Nigeria divide na Yoruba and Igbo go live together. North can do without una

Yorubas cannot leave Dude. they're afraid and lack the balls to leave in order not to disappoint their Fulani masters

OP, I'll be very blunt with you.

There's nothing your family can do about this now because that man has used money to blindfold your sister's eyes. Your sister too is there for the money. As long as the money is flowing, your sister no go send una! Her eyes go soon clear. That man isn't her age mate or anywhere close to age gape with her.

Did she tell you guys the reason for the man's separation? Allow her to choose the part she wants for herself but she should blame herself if anything goes south tomorrow. Na the money dey enter her eyes now, e go shock her after marriage

Dear kings,

A woman's past is highly important to you, same way your future is highly important to her. This is to avoid DNA test

Women do everything possible to please men. This is exactly why you see them putting on eyelashes, short skirts etc just to look hot and attractive for men. This is to tell you that a man is the king 👑

Dear men,

Understand that you're a king 👑. Set high standard for yourself. Dump any girl who doesn't meet your standard. This is another day to remind you that if your girlfriend was in your shoes she wouldn't date you.

Honestly, if Nigeria divides today, I wonder how the Yorubas would live with the Hausas and Fulani.

After all, tinubu said Yorubas and Fulanis are one

toboizilla:
Brother thanks, but I have done that severally and told her that there are better guys out there, but she said it is me she wants. In her words “There is nothing to enjoy”

This is called manipulation

A girl of 19 is still very much in her prime and she's still exploring life. To make matter she's even a student. You're just her backup option should in case things don't go down well with other guys that her drilling her kpekpus!

victorazy:
The 4th picture Robin Bay reminds me of Potorozo the fishing village in the children movie "Luca"

Luca was an adult cartoon.

It has so much life lessons than useless Nigeria Nollywood

DevilsEqual:
These things still bother me

Humans beauty reduces drastically as they age, I wonder how these old men still find their wives attractive at that age, abi wetin dem dey see diff from wetin we dey see??




None died within those 60years?

Listen to "The mystery of marriage" by apostle Joshua Selman Nimmack,

There goes the answer you seek. Marriage is far more than yansh and physical appearance

Damn!

Wtf is ECO?

Without being told we all know that this will fail woefully.

Instead the entire African countries, (AU) Africa union should introduce and use one single currency just like EU, this will strengthened the economy of sane countries like Egypt, Tunisia, Angola and south Africa, even though these countries are thousands of miles ahead of Nigeria in everything. Nigeria is not a country!

Since 20yrs ago, they've been trying to unveil New currency. ECOWAS should be scrab

This ones saw uniben protested, so they did theirs.

More universities to start protesting

Ofemannnu:
I still think it is an intelligent move different from ipob abusive words against UK and the free rein of violence.

It is a fairly new party,founded by one individual and maybe in the subsequent elections,they will win a couple of seats even if it is local.

Keep dreaming.

You think UK is Nigeria where bigotry and tribalism rules?

He should sing more song for APC and dance to their tones very well

I thought it was a fake account but I was wrong.

Who else noticed APC likes to compare the negative things happening in other with their failures?

Are these Yorubas really extremely tribalistic?

Instead of the tribal bigot to enter labour party and win just like his mates won massively to UK parliament, the tribal bigot created a tribal bigot party for his tribal bigot kinsmen and failed woefully.

Pathetic

luminouz:
I know you and your story bro... I'm just saying with his work commitments and time, he might not be so chanced to travel from Canada to Europe and meet women who would be comfortable coming over to Canada all the time to see him or whatever

Is the op in Canada?

I thought the guy said he is in India

luminouz:
Lol...entering Europe and meeting women na beans?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Search on nairaland "my experience with a Russian lady"

It's my story on how I met my Russian lady back then in Dubai

luminouz:
Alaye..keep quiet jor!!!

Shouting yahoo upandan like MC Oluomo..

India don cast for fraud and drugs.

Make the guy free that Indian girl relocate enter Europe and meet Sharp European women

PeterZoom:
Bros calm down. Op is not a yahoo boy. The lady he's talking about is also in the same country with him and they were real lovers before this family issue. Even if he wanted to do that stuff he won't bring that here. Check his profile op that's an old nairalander.

What would a normal sane Nigerian be doing in Indian if not fraud or drugs? India na country?

Of all countries in the world, na India Nigerian guy see go?

Oga the op just like other Nigerian dudes are all into fraud in India, na fact I dey tell you so. The op knows I'm saying the truth hence the guy carefully avoided me because I go prove am say na fraud Dem dey do there. Although indians dey pay back then shaa, na the ones wey get sense dey pay, others are waste of time