₦airaland Forum

Krankhead:
Why not grow Tomatoes at the back of your house

Yeah.

Same way you built refinery to produce oil as a cheaper commodity at the back of your house?

Of course, same way you produce oil, and gas at the back of your house? Or same way we all rare chickens that delivers eggs for consumption at the back of your house? Ediots everywhere

I hope your brain isn't wet like a typical brain wet Tinubu miscreant?

Itzlinda:
No way. It's tomato season now. You fit buy basket for 10k here in the north

He said pH
U dey say north. Is pH in North?

That tomatoes would cost at 39,500 naira here in SS

MasterJayJay:
Price of tomatoes don reduce small.

Where?

You mean in Ghana?

We didn't see the bowl very well.

However, everything there would cost nothing less than 45k

DuBLINGreenb:
Tiktok: biobele10

TikTok is ban in India
For privacy reasons I don’t want to put the pictures on here because no one knows it may somehow get to them. Or someone close to them and cause even more unnecessary drama

Nameste!

Dude, You ain't behaving like a typical Nigerian.

Normally those Indian girls are usually used to answer client's call. Wetin u dey date Indian girl for? You left swedish, UK, Australin, Canadian, American, polish women for an Indian woman? Na ment? U didn't even try Japan, Chinese and south Korea, na Indian you see? Those racist people

Rule no 1. Never fall in love with your client, esp in the same country as you.

Dude, I would say you just want to use her to catch cruise which is a good thing but talking about love, nahhh.. that's far from it. Avoid her like plague except of course she helps you answer your clients call or calls your clients during billing. No dey looseguard

UK, a very sane society where everything works. No rigging. No election buying, no thugs sent by one idiot disturbing the election. No ballot box snatching and lots more

If it were in Nigeria, your guess is as good as mine

Our brothers from sad waste have all avoided this post due to their hatred and bitterness for the igbos.

God bless yaradua
God bless GEJ
God bless PO

Ttalk:
Many of you talk as if God created heaven and earth in 2015.

Why can't PDP do it in 16 years?

Are you daft or is your brain naturally wet?

How can you compare PDP glorious era to this calamity of APC?

Oga during PDP glorious era, a bag of rice was 8k, eggs 30 naira, rubble of beans 1,200 , oil 300, fuel was even 145 naira, bread 35 naira for the small size. Big bread 120 naira.
amongst other things they were extremely cheap at the time PDP were ruling.

All foodstuffs were cheap during PDP era compared to this disastrous rule of APC.
so what nonsense are you saying?

Anguldi:
Mr Jailer by ASA



Mmm
No, no, no, no
Oh yeah
I'm in chains, you're in chains too
I wear uniforms and you wear uniforms too
I'm a prisoner
You're a prisoner too, Mr. Jailer
Oh
I have fears, you have fears too
I will die, but yourself will die too
Life is beautiful
Don't you think so too, Mr. Jailer?
I'm talking to you jailer!
Stop calling me a prisoner
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast the stone
Mr. Jailer
Mr. Jailer man
You suppress all my strategies
You oppress whoa whoa every part of me
What you don't know
You're a victim too, Mr. Jailer
Oh!
You don't care about my point of view
If I die another will work for you
So you treat me like a modern slave, Mr. Jailer
I'm talking to you jailer!
Stop calling me a prisoner
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast the stone
Mr. Jailer
Mr. Jailer man
You see
If you walking in a market place
Don't throw stones
Even if you do, you just might hit one of your own
Life is not about your policies
All the time
So you better rearrange your philosophies
And be good to your fellow man, Jailer!
Stop calling me a prisoner
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast the stone
Mr. Jailer
Oh, I'm talking to you jailer!
Stop calling me a prisoner
Let he who is without sin be the first to cast the stone
Mr. Jailer
Mr. Jailer
I hear my baby say
I wanna be president
I want your money
From my government
What he don't know, what he would know, what he can know
(Jailer) Jailer (Jailer) Jailer
Oh be good whoa, be good whoa, be good woah
Somebody be good whoa, be good whoa, be good
Oh oh be good whoa, be good whoa, be good whoa (Jailer, Jailer)
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Bukola Elemide / Cobhams Emmanuel Asuquo
Jailer lyrics © Domino Publishing Company, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

Brings back memories ❤️

Asa - Mr jailer
Asa - fire on the mountain
Asa - 360 degrees
Asa - bibanke

Amongst so many others.

Asa is a legend!

Omoluabi16:
I disagree with you AGAIN. You don't just fling a human with flesh and bones like paper. There's always a charge before that physical throw. I believe you watch football. Besides the child was with the woman, looked quite chubby. Asking what's the essence of standing firm is like asking what's the essence of clinging for life. They probably had just that little hope. They lasted that long because no one moved to distort that circle.Notice when the first person collapsed? They were all gone in seconds.

The video wasn't even graphic at all. I no even see anything for the video.

Those Indians are not serious. The baby could have been saved and so would them all.

The circle was actually rubbish because their weight couldn't even get to that of the flood so of what used was the circle?

Those people were very close to the land and considering the Fact that the flood was from a dam could have made them to even hurry up, drag their feets and make some movements till the people standing could pull them out.

ediko5:
Don't mind him.
They leave Nigeria to UK with the mentality of plucking money from the trees.

A former colleague that travel for his Master's programme last year, got a job, sent the wife to be over within 3 months, currently he took his mum to the UK to help his wife with nanny work.

Most Nigerians who say this kinda comments are the ones without plans for themselves. They just lavish their money on frivolities and will later use some trashy excuses to cover up

More reason I don't take such ediotic people serious.

I expected him to be back in Nigeria before making that video. But the werey relaxed over there in UK and started giving out senseless advice

ChizzyBuna:
As an Igbo guy
Honestly, Nnamdi Kanu is a bloody FOOOOL

The number one rule is "Never get caught"
The very minute you break this Golden Rule
Anything you see you must COLLECT!!!!
How can somebody be sooo stupid to leave UK and go to Kenya!!!

Imagine Zelensky just wake up one day and travel to Russia That is what Nnamdi Kanu did.
Imagine say Fidel Castro travel go USA

As a freedom fighter/rebel you don't travel anyhow

Simon Ekpa sef come get sense pass kanu
And Simon Ekpa is more stupid and worse
U will never see Simon Ekpa travel to Africa

Anything Nnamdi Kanu see make he collect
Na his stupidity put am for jail
I come hear say na banny he wan go lash for Kenya. Dem come catch am

NK is very daft.

When he is released, he'll still looseguard again and this time around they won't even released him again.

He travels around Africa confidently as though nothing go happen knowing fully well that the FG are seriously looking him. He lacks sense!

Simon ekpa will never step in foot in Nigeria in the 50years time even though Biafra become a country, ekpa still won't show up for fear of being locked in jail

Filmdirect:
You are sick and twisted. So the man did well but the woman’s family is olosho?? You have deep seated bias against women if all you see in this is a woman to blame.

Where in the post did it say she was raped? Dude you don't know the meaning of consensual?

Oga I don't respond to people with demented wet brains

MikeofKd:
Boss I understand u quite well but I'm not talking about marriage here , I can have a decent baby mama and I'm ok with that.
D calculation I'm making here is if one has a kid or kids at an older age it might affect one badly. Time is running fast brother.

Baby mama comes with a lot of responsibilities too, especially if the baby mama is a coded runs girl or for the street.

Baby mama is good if you have the resources.
, but you must do a DNA test on the child once he or she is born

So Why is he still in Europe?

When is he coming back to Nigeria to suffer with his brothers in tinubu's regime?

DuBLINGreenb:
I just like the babe she’s beautiful and understanding especially for financial aspect.

But like every human being she also has her down sides she gets very jealous for example but I can live with that.

Does she stays over seas? Like in UK, Canada etc? Is she well internationally exposed? If no, then keep milking her account dry, that's if she has money 💰

However, Indians are culturally inclined. They don't play with their culture at all esp that arrange marriage of a thing. they don't joke with their caste system and zodiac signs to know if it matches. Indians are naturally weirdos. Also they all live in the same house both with their cousins, niece, parents, sisters, grandparents etc. Their families esp their parents plays a very vital role in their lives as regards who to marry (arrange marriage)

Indians are naturally racist among themselves (black and colour India) let alone a black man from Nigeria. I am surprised the parents haven't even labeled you a scammer or a fraudster yet

Avoid marriage if you don't have the financial resources yet.

Forget those people telling you early marriage is the best story. You're a man, not a woman whose time is running.

Dude, settle down and make this money first before talking about marriage, and most importantly when the time comes go for a white woman and secure your future.

Olosho runs in the wife's family DNA

However, the man did very well.

Dear women if you cannot share your husband who's the sole provider with your sister, then you pack out or remain single

helinues:
When you are done dreaming, let us know.

We will never allow the sore election losers to stage any protest in Nigeria

Exactly what I'm saying.

Your brothers are lamenting on Twitter about no more eggs in ogun state, one even said she hasn't prepared soup for months now and this is all you have to say ? Pathetic!

If Kenyans had this kind of wet brain of yours, their president wouldn't have cancelled that tax bill.

When we say Yoruba people are the problem of this country some people would think we're joking.

Kenyan youths have shown the way by engaging in a massive protests and even gave their president 48hrs to resign.

Ghanaian youths are warming up for their own nation wide protest which is coming up 20th abi 26th of this month.

But of course, Nigeria youths, esp those ones from SW are being daft. Should protest breakout today those ediots would tagged it an Igbo protest or a protest sponsored by obi, whereas na Dem dey complain back to back on Twitter about tinubu's failures. One even said no more eggs in osun abi ogun State anymore. Ediots everywhere!

CyrusVI:
So in a bid to talk down your country, u decided to still bring out a scale to weigh vices in their level of mass

Na swear?

What is bad is bad, theres nothing like a fair vice

Which one is talk down your country?

Dude, this is a child's play compared to the massive corruption going on in Nigeria

The PM is giving out groceries and someone said is vote buying.

This is nothing compared to the gross corruption going on in Nigeria

underpinna:
They see a guy with a lot of ladies, they push their way through the man and think the man would be loyal to them?

My girl left me for a not too far street womanizer 5 days ago and yesterday, she has been served breakfast.

Meanwhile, I'm still trying to heal from her hurt.

Life sef.

Dude, women are naturally drawn to womanizers alot. A woman prefers a man other women want. They love competition.

Your duty is to hit their kpekpus whenever you want and dump them for the next guy who's ready to knack them too.

Nice one!

This is what every sane man should be praying for in his life.

God bless British Canadian, Scottish, German, Australian, Polish and Sweden women

Akpabio is right.

In 7 years time, Nigeria would have seized to exist due to tinubu's failures. Nigeria would be divided into 3 and each tribe would rule itself. So akpabio the foolish drunkard is right

KonTagiousBull:
If you understand ibo


He didn't...

Davido wasn't speaking Igbo. He was speaking ibibo. More reason why the remix was trash

bigdawg7:
ngl davido spoil that sweet song with that chioma nonsense he was singing the song is about ogechi not chioma

Honestly, Davido was just singing nonsense in the remix. He spoilt the song completely

The remix is trash.

Davido spoilt the song. Man was trying to use another phrase to replace ogechi. Complete trash

If Nigeria was working, this man would have been chilling in jail by now

Jayzx:
Washing it down with fresh palm wine

Go and do test, that's if you never get infection already.

Only abnormal people would eat something like this. Disease is real

CrushObituaries:
Tinubu is their father, the father of Nnamdi Azikwe, Ojukwu, bitter grievingory Obi, and Kanu Nnamdi, Asiwaju is the greatest and most influential politician that ever lived in Africa, the kingmaker who crowned himself, no man born out of woman can unseat Asiwaju not even bitter grievingory Obi and his embittered OBItuaries born out of evil spirit. 🙄

You always comment as though you have a demented wet brian.

I am very sure you still live with your father and mother

Since tinubu became president, Nigeria has been in total disarray.

Tinubu is a monumental failure.

The half brain dead old cargo should open boarders to allow flow of food into the country to ease hardship.