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Seun will soon be here, I heard that he likes dog. But OP you didn't tell us what dog eat na

stainlessnature:
Shame on u. Ur case worse pass dullard

But your own worse pass mine

Aro kese for that matter when me wey balance never even stand for Front of my local government chairman

This one na another publicity stunt from APC, all in the name of change
Make them try am with soldiers just returning from sambisa forest, that time I go believe say them get liver

DDoubleUps:
Some folks would have take off with the highest speed thereby injuring or scaring the animal... beautiful animal and hearty people... cute pics

Who told you someone was in the car at that time

Is ADB a bank in West Germany because I never hear that bank name before

bqlekan:
Abeg which MOD brought this to FP, surely not a football fan match wey both teams don forget

I guess the op been in coma for weeks and just woke up to bring this to fp

chowlade:
1.Ijaya
(To Frighten). A charm used in frightening an adversary or an antagonist in a place of work, school e.t.c or is there anyone you want to take advantage of that you want him/her to keep mute while you express your opinion and explore every good things to your advantage. Ijaya will do it all. it causes overwhelming fear unreasonably to human and animals.

2.Eru
(Fear) if you place someone on "Eru" he or she will be afraid of you for life when around your vicinity

3.Mayehun (Refuse me not) it is used when you want a person to grant your request after a command is made) could be used in wooing a lady, request money from people, Miser, tight-fisted friend or wealthy man. There is a simple incantation that goes with some Mayehun formulas:

"In Yoruba Language; Orun Lo ngba towo omode Orun Lo ngba towo agba " x5

Translation: "Sleep takes from the young Sleep takes from the old Part of the preparation goes thus. You put a cowry (cowrie shell) in each hand when going to sleep . The following morning it would have dropped from your hands. Pick them up and pound them (to powder) with the herbs"

4.Afose
(To Speak and come to pass or Speak and happen) is a quite advance form of Ase. it is usually prepared with black soap
and put inside an Animal's horn e.g Cow's, Antelope's, Cow' e.t.c
Whenever Afose is Spoken with happens immediately or later in the future depending on the potency of the charm or the nature
of the issue the Afose is addressing.

Yoruba forefathers possessed some Afose to address nature elements such as rain, fire, outbreak e.t.c and on the negative size to curse(Epe)
I personally had one that i use to stop a car from starting also have seen one that is use to dry up a very big tree in three days.
The tree was cursed with that Afose
with Afose you could place a curse on somone or any Object be it animated or Non.

5.Gbetugbetu
This is more of a hypnotizing charm. The person under the spell doesn't really know what he is doing. It is used in compelling people to do the most impossible things. Things they would naturally not do or refuse to do. It is somewhat difficult to prepare but there are some simple formulas too, however they also vary in degree of potency. The powerful ones that I know has in it as part of its ingredients the rope that a man hanged himself with. To illustrate its power I would narrate an incident that happened which was manipulated by the use of Gbetugbetu. A friend once used it to call a stubborn but pretty lady into his room. (Normally she would have shunned him right off.) When she got inside he commanded her to strip, which she instantly did, but he didn't touch her. 3 days later the girl came to her senses, she confronted my friend and an argument broke out. It was settled but after that incident the girl avoided my friend from then onwards. Moral of story -- You don't play such jokes 'cos you've got the power. Our forefathers used it when they were attacked by a gang of thieves; they just commanded them to fight (each other) or hand over their weapons

6.Olugbohun
The "sound picker." It is believed to be a powerful spirit that picks whatever is said and makes it happen, if not immediately very soon. (Even if u mistakenly curse your children out of frustration.) Now this is not a genie that will drop things physically in front of you, like food, wine and a flying carpet. However it will create a situation that will cause your request to be met. It is not kept in the house but far away in the bush and its consulted only once in a while.

7.Ase
(To command Power and authority) it has the ability to make whatever Statement you make to come to pass or happen or ability to compel anything to compel to your will which include Animated and inanimated object)

By Chowlade

if I belive say na u write this make I bend.
But if d write up na your work, then you be man with a female moniker

Nihilist:


OP at least credit the source you stole this writeup from

http://www.arcane-archive.org/religion/african/ase-power-over-nature-1.php

so the op na thief and needs to be beaten with oruka aluwo

Skillfullulu:
I guess u're high on something.

your guess was wrong. I wasn't high. But truth bitter sha, why you go come write story full ground for nothing. If I may ask, What's the lesson to learn from your story

Skillfullulu:
bless u Motornigeria, v got some friends who went, I know most guys from the 2runners in lagos so I saw the photos I was supposed to b there due to my faulty bike and time @ work I couldn't make it but next year by Gods grace I'll b there.
Thanks man, bless

Who asked you all this story you are telling us, appreciate the pix and gerrout,
Simple

ITSAWRAPP:
I think you need to be schooled?

What is wrong is having a personal account and a business account. Alakoba somebori

Don't lemme borrow one MFM prayer for you oh

4 werin na?
Thought it was an offense because my 2 other accounts for like 20 years when I made a comment about owning those accounts

Horllamideh:
Ayam in that shoe oo....@OP,don't u dare do your FBI thing on my profile o

hmmm, now I know why you said that but don't worry I won't tell anyone you created only two topics since 2013

ITSAWRAPP:
I rep 2009 Set ...my personal profile that is

Hayoakins

seun this guy needs to be banned, he has two accounts

delugajackson:
The OP's hubby here is to search for females on Nairaland,nothing else,I'm sure he has tried these other girls and they've rejected him. Keep right on searching till you find.

what happened to all this social media that I can't a girl there but to come here for one when we have many transgendered here

I can't believe someone opened an account since 2007, no topics and just 50 comments, I think it would be better if he remains a guest than just to increase the number of registered members.
Do we still have people like this here

Lalasticlala own sounds like one mumu omo alata girl name for my area. Ishilove, that one get as e be,na life ban if I talk am

The pix is expecting dangote's son

sunnyeinstein:
Honestly my brother.

I think we should open a thread about the mods sef. They should be warned

They are not doing this ban thing democratically, this is democracy not dictatorship!

U wan ban me u no notify me, nawaoo, no be my megabyte?!!

On a serious note, Mods should give first warning (yellow card) followed by banning if offence is repeated, and this should be communicated through mail. That way people would feel justified for the spent megabyte.

Cc: lalastica, boyloaf, asari doku.bo, tom.pol.o, ols do something about overzealous mods, thanks.

such thread will be deleted or locked when they see it, because they hate the truth and are bad belles

Midehi:
hehehehehe

Why is this one crying

sunnyeinstein:
Dem don ba me too oooo for politics section, bt my winch still dey enter dia small-small .
..............................mm............................

Mods banned me for over 6hours, all because i spoke the truth about one agb.aya that turned military to fm studio for anyhow tlk (chris oluKol...)....

Now dem placate me by un-banning me, calling for a truce... NO!!!

Like Buhari, until u reopen my thread wey una close, we'd be like dis pix...

my days here on nairaland are numbered because of the mods

It would be bad news for the guys but the girls can cope because cucumber is just #100

I guess the op is just a young boy of less than 20

I want to take this time out to apologize to my top 2 sexuality writers.
I knew I was silly to derail your threads. Even some kids have bashed me and rain insult on me (I don't care) and now I wish I haven't done that publicity stunt, but I still think it was fun while it lasted because it brought more traffic and comments to your respective threads.
Though am still banned from the sexuality section till September 30th but I will come back better.
I say Sorry to all those have offended especially nitefury and onihaxy . And to all those that cursed and abuse, I will come back for you

There is this my bro who wants to advertise his website on my blog. But I don't know how to do it

kelvinnaira:
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drop your whatsapp number, let me add you pls

kelvinnaira:
Hahaha... Its very possible my brother.. My blog is nt yet upto even 2wks old, I have just 25posts, and my daily minimum pageviews is 700.. Have. An adsense running on it, and daily pay is $2 remember, my blog is not even upto 2wks old..

But bro I just created a blog today, can you please help me on how to get traffic to it.
How do bloggers earn

@OP, beta go hide because if atheist see this ehn. You go curse the day you joined nairaland

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